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This is business. Its all about the money. You strike while its still hot. Nice business sense multichoice.

I sha no dey watch ball. U need to move hiptv, discovery and cnn to premium plus plus..... Before u can get me upset

Dat country sha.

But if u watch their movie and soaps, they hardly kiss, talk more of lash, meanwhile na dem lash pass for this world.

No wonder.

In phyno's voice....i see chics everywhere...everywhere

My company sends. But with dwindling oil revenue and exchange rate hike, dem don slow down with abroad trainings. My set was the last to go for cross cultural training last year october. After dat, na one of our revamped trainin school for port harcourt every dey go.

E no make sense at all. The loss of estacode too. Chaiii.

Na God save me sha.

In phyno's voice.....she no fyn o.

The art work fyn pass tiwa.

Nice one to the guy who made it.

I just like his frankness

Ah ah, whats happening now. Why brushing just dey everywhere. This guys fast at all? If na so make fasting no dey again oo. Which be all ds ones.

See mending. Ds guy collect well well.

3 yeye dress

No b vagabond b4? Abegi

I still luv my bb q20.

My iphone 6+is just for efizi. Chics go just call u big boi even when you wear slippers .
Had issues with uba. While talking to the pretty customer service officer, she just kept looking at the phone like, " if u gv me ds phone, i go follow u go house "

I seriously dont know how this hangers perfect that skill. I cant even tie my shoe lace properly

Lugbe F H A phase 2 Abuja.

I will describe it with generator fuel consumption.
3months backwards, i used to consume 25 litres of fuel every 2 days. But now, i have a 25 litres dat has not gone half way since 7weeks now. Its amazing.

safarigirl:
A joke like this can never make FP oga

No Lynxx, no.Peter, Burnaboy, no Banky W, no Iyanya, no Runtown, no Praiz, no Minjin sef....yet, you put clowns like B-Red, so if dem ask you, B-Red na musician abi? You think it's every cow that does back-up that's a musician?

Oya, mention one song by B-Red

To your question, mention one song by b red.


B red in da building....shumama shumama, shumama, do the shoki ooo shoki

Fertilenigeria:
Finishing school with first class, second class, third class or pass has nothing to do with life's success after school.

Have you heard that Timaya had 16 over 400 in jamb? But where is he now compared to some professor?

Life in the community is entirely a different ball game. Its now up to you to discover what you can do best while you are young.

this will be your tool for success. So, its not by third class. Do more for yourself

But then if you go to school, its expected you iustify the money spent by at least doing well in your academics and graduate with a good result.
Timaya scored 16 over 400, so everybody should score 16 and hope that life is not about result. He was extremely unserious or plainly dull.

A good result has taken me verrrrrrrry far. Thunder fire that my sibling wey go waste my money for school come dey tell me about people wey no go school still hammer. Make e just no go school at all. Simple.

Ehya. David Ejoor barracks. I stayed here from Nysc 2007 till first one year after service. No drainage system. If it rains you will not believe its same place as dry season period. Ds pictures sha are the junior staff qtrs. probably B, C and D company as they call it.

Govt needs to do something.

nuelzy:
u re either one thing..a guy born with a silver spoon or a broke as5 niggah forming all sanctimonious...if u r d former,u know nothing about hw hard it is to earn a living..talk alone take care of ur family..so u re in no position to judge his actions

.....bt if u r d latter,lets pray frustration dnt drive u to do things xtra ordinary just to get dat cheap hard girl called MONEY..only den will dis ur view change

whatever happened to life imprisonment?? or manifolds of years behind bars..must they b killed??.. nw dey r dead..has it stopped drug dealing...?? u take such drastic decision on something that will have no existence afterwards...even as a child..we loath punishment more than beating...cos d cane come with pain nd goes almost immediately
....bt d punishment will leave ur body aching for days..so when eva we think of it..we halt any prank dat myt attract punishment


....belv me,d psychological trauma and hard lives in jail would have been a better lesson
#prison break xplains better#...ppl take their own life rather dan pass time in jail

...Dear lord!!.
killing ppl nd rendering their famillies desolate??.. like he forced anyone to deal with him on drugs...my dear fo0l, u re cursed already by approving dat murder..cos even d bible said.."thou shall not kill"...they didnt steal,neither did they kill anyone..they just broke a law..and d punishment is unjust
....even some murderers dont get murderd...#may d lord forgive u

Shut up joor .........so so rubbish talk.

Pally oil companies recruitment exercise is strenuous, brain tasking, time and money consuming. You even stand the risk of facing queries in your office cos u have to tell several lies to attend this series of test and interview you are not even sure of.

But then, keep trying my friend.......don't stop applying. Don't stop dodging your office to write tests when invited. Spend money if you have to fly or source needed Info......it will never come easy I tell you.

I wrote chevron test twice, nnpc three times, baker Hughes once( this one I almost lost my job cos the test was billed Fr a Monday, u know how monday can be in the office, but I still dodged).

I will not forget NLNG, this one, I passed two stages of their test. The interview, they paid for my flight to and fro and hotel for one night, I was so sure I had finally gotten the job, but I was not called for second interview. I was pained, but then I kept applying. It took me seven years of trials but today I work with one of the top 5 ( d six legged dog). Keep trying my brother, it's worth the pursuit. Six months, you don hammer....... I swear

When I see ghastly, I think say your head divide, I come dey Rush to see pic same tym dey wonder how u take get mind still snap pix, but as I see this one, I say thank God for u, but no use such terms again. If u see real ghastly accident, u go write " I had a funny accident" for your own and u go dey laff oo like ds

Funny Enof, he's 90% ryt about naija men and cheating. The other 10% not cheating...... Have not seen the opportunity.

Opportunity here means many things. Pepper is one key point.

Kill am.

Animal activists. Make una no vex

Better rape dey wait her Fr prison. No be joke

I can imagine the school op attended to call ds 'grabbing'.

First he attended college of immaculate conception Owerri and subsequently nekede poly.

....Owerri people(my home town ooo) holy die. As dem still lash die.

Airforce1:
Cool

Na #Godwin

I may no be there yet, but I'm closer than I was yesterday.

If my songs no take me to Aso rock, No be my mama born me.

Album almost ready...
.......there's no stopping me now.

Pally if u r not an employee of nairaland, you are underproductive or underutilized where ever you work. Even if you run your personal show. If you are a student, u no fit know book. Nothing you or anybody fit tell me. don't come and start forming genius oo, u spend too much unnecessary time here. I don't know u but just take it from me. Get busy productively, my friend.

BeeBeeOoh:
They make this 1st class seem as if they ain't gonna reach d same destination with the economy class..

Beef

eledacedar:
He graduated in 2006. Sorry.

E be like u Neva see d movie 'final destination'. E go still die, except he has dropped the eagle.

Only guys say what they wud do before they do it.

I can bet my balls, adoki has already 'doked'.

When a babe says 'I want to do this' 'I feel like doing that'.

She don already do am.

Mumu

eledacedar:
Rugged.

Araba tunramu, odo n gb'arere lo........ Leke leke je'a releeeee. Eiye o Ku ooooo....... Ibaka lo ran ni wa ooooooo......... Eiye s'oku d'alaye ooooo.

Your boyfriend wey dey d system wey dey swell your head go soon die. I assure you.

Dat guy wey no get power until e wear ds him plenty iron. E go come activate sometyn like electric shock for him body. come dey form don.