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The chick is black . . .what type of Nigerian girl is named Tata??

I thot she was indian

Go to the National Bureau of Statistics and you will get the information that you desire. I prefer dealing with numbers

The way you talk, someone would think your knowledge of mathematics extends pass business math, give me a link, cannot find shyt.

Tata is a well established Indian name. I am sure you guys have heard of the Tata Group. And yes there are lots of indians in Nigeria making lots of money while we spend all the time arguing on who dominates lagos.

Mekana:
Igbos are industrious anywhere anytime. They are pragmatically diplomatic thats why they dominate Lagos and elsewhere, while Yprubas hussle as alaye, Agboro and area boys, thats the hallmark of laziness.

No they are not "industrious". They are just like every ethnic group- lazy individuals and hardworking ones. Stop with the superiority complex. Nothing in your culture or history signifies that you are better than any ethnic group. Furthermore, there is no proof except igbo statements that they make 45%. No one is better than the other.

Why are Igbos collectively more wealthier than other groups in Nigeria?

It is nice to have a few millionaires and billionaires, but what good does that do for your people?

I rather have a wealthy population than a few wealthy elite any day, anytime, anywhere. Gbam!

The differences in average income (if any at all) are not large enough to suggest that "the igbos are collectively wealthier." Infact where is the data again that claims such crap- link me to the thread, because I am sure thats where you got the ifno from- let me check the methodology for data collection.

Mekana:
because your culture support laziness as a means to an end, hence the terms Agbero, alaye, Opc. Nevertheless, hard work is exalted and engrained in Igbo culture.

A significant number of the agbero and alaye from anecdotal experience are from non-yoruba states. This is the only thing they could get instead of living a mediocre life in alaigbo. Be thankful to the big heart of the Yoruba people for giving your people such awesome job opportunities.

Mekana:
perverts who devour kids, indulge in sodomy for money and rituals as well as loot treasury do not deserve such title. Thats the problem yorubas have

You are daft. Dont stain me with your low IQ. Stop making claims without evidence. Seems you are quite versed in daftology.

Wow some of you buffoons are arguing over non-issues, the North is preparing for violence.

Well election rigging and incumbency wayo wayo there you go. I hope they target the correct people sha

Abiola is accepted to be one of the wealthiest africans of all time by the way. Ojukwu's dad is only accepted in alaigbo


Abeg learn to give respect to those that deserve respect

I prefer Ibo too, seems way better

The Office and Seinfield where just so boring GOD. I hate those shows, no humor at all and wack as hell.

@ileke-idi
I saw your thread on law school. Typically all you need is 3.8+ and a 170+ and you are fine. Dont waste your time on extracurricular activities

mbatuku1:
Ekt bear=Fstranger=Sefago

I hope you know how funny this is from our three different perspectives since we are all aware that we are distinctive. However, I doubt this is far from the truth:

mbatuku1= m-or-on

There's a saying that goes like this "Throw a whole fried chicken in the midst of black people and you'll create chaos". With NIgerians, anything goes.
They'll fight over the driest topics like "Why American jokes are dryer than Nigerian jokes".

And thats what makes us fun

9jaganja:
And screw doesn't mean fvucking alone,  Mr American!!!

As a matter of fact, I don't know if Americans use screw to mean sex. Maybe you live in hummm Wisconsin or Alaska ,  Same way I can ask 'who you fuckin with' which may mean who are you rolling with in ebonics.

Find a good sense of humour and not try to say Nigerians don't find u funny just to make you feel like you have integrated well into "America" and u no longer fit into Nigeria ,


Jor oooo

Why you mad bro?

Screw is a universal term as long as the person speaks english. The joke had very little sublety to be honest and you should have caught on quickly

Anyways the thread is about igbo people and their penchant to get e-boners over Yoruba people all the time.

WTF I do not put the word sleep. Man this Nairaland Chinese-Filters are pissing me off

Maybe in naija lingo "screw" doesn't also mean sleep with.

Yeah you might to use "Knack" the girl. I think thats what the young kids of nowadays use. I find it difficult too they keep up with all those new terms myself.

Man I've noticed naija folk find me a lot less funny than other folk do

Funny, I was just reading an article on American Humor Vs British Humor which was kind of funny. NIgerian humor is kind of better. Oyibo people are not funny at all from a NIgerian perspective so people like you (who act like oyibo) might not be seen as funny.

9jaganja:
Sooo? I have more than 19 Igbo friends,

He means screw as in shag. Man u dull gan

It means he just came.

, I was expecting this response when I saw the title of the thread.

Mama-gee do you do this just to gain attention?

PS: How could you tell he had a guilty look? You have to be pretty familiar with a persons features to be aware if they look guilty or not.

@jay bee: I'm West-African/Caribbean and I live in the US.

You are either West African or Carribean, you cannot be both

Lol, let me tell you what my cousin and a group of 5 her friends did the other day. They were all sitting around hanging out and drinking. Someone came up with the brilliant idea to see who could get the most 'dik pics'. They frantically text messaged guys asking them to send a pic of their member. Between the 6 girls they came up with 18 'dik pics'. My cousin actually got two and I think the winner got 5 or 6. They rated the pics from 1-10 as they came in.

Those guys are daft. They must be AA.

Just curious, what was the methodology-

Size, shape (concentric, banana-like, Pole) , and hope you took race into your statistical analysis. Its not fair to compare say Indian men to AA men. Its kind of like an apples to oranges kind of comparison

They probably don't use #s or anything like that, tho? Just "Hot", "cute", etc?

I doubt all guys do that it either. Its a bit more qualitative.

I dont usually rate girls though to be honest on a numerical scale. I tend to just have a certain type and always like girls that look like that. So its a 0 or a 10. Nothing inbtw

Speaking of type, I heard that Fstranger has a thing for women from the Near East.

peaking of insults, what does "you don fall my hand" mean?

My boy Jarus said this to me. . . it didn't sound good

been hearing it too from my nigerian friends that I IM. It seems it means that you have failed or fallen down in terms of esteem or rep from their perspective.

Not like you would understand anyways, you might not have much swag going on.

@sefago, since you in your studio do you need a female,  I can sing pass beyonce or even for videos I have got my CV

Can you shake your booty? I do gangsta rap so women dont really sing in my video. I am more into objectifying women in my rap videos.

However, I might consider you, trying to create a new sound and new image in the hip hop scene. Do you feel me?

Imagine the insults that I would miss out on learning? I heard a guy on here call someone a moronic bush-piglet once.

If Nigerians have one talent it is abuse  

Its ok to rate women though, women also rate men lets be honest. The only thing is that women cannot be accused of being sexist

fstranger3:
WTF could he possibly be scared off?

Its just YIM SEgayO?  

Cheeky little bastard. When i get my hands on you only God will help you sha  

Infact i think God will be scared himself

@ekt_bear
I might have screwed up the email. I am kind of tired myself and not as sharp as I usually am in the morning. So cant see ur chick. You are at least 3 hours behind.

fstranger3:
^^^I will only explain it to you on YIM, deal?

LOL, you are kind of predictable

@fstranger, whats Odikwa?

It is synonymous with"m/o/ron"

Fstranger usually refers to himself in the first person as a mo//ron

e.g Fstranger is risky, m/oro/n is risky, odikwa is risky

or I sent it to some random dude . . . whats your gmail

Let me check btwn . . .

Now I am really interested

Fstranger how will you grade her be frank, dont be a self-servicer and be scared of eku_bear

After all the hype I dont want it to be like the suckerpunch movie

Sefago, I'm on yahoo instant messenger. So pretty much none of your precious privacy will be given up now, k?

Yare Yare (Japanese for Oh dear)

I sent an invite to you on gmail  

I think its fair though from my point of view  

^ ewo bobo yii

oo daft gaaan

after looking for my trouble  

You are now making it sound like I have Male PMS  

lol for the second Line I do not understand

Its a play on words- "Mad Man" being mad/crazy for not being attracted to you because you are [assumed] beautiful.

Assuming you are beautiful of course- but I just really could not resist the chance to wax poetic.

I have met quite a lot and I have seen a lot of videos too,

Tell me more about those videos, I am kind of interested  

No I know, I wanted to give you a name you could find on Facebook and then judge for yourself. Anyway, I see that you don't want to compromise your privacy. . . no problem

Nah it makes sense you will not be lying since you dont seem the kind of person . . . but I still maintain that its not that hard to get a girl who looks like a model in one place while being luckless in another.

Hmm,I do not think I will be attracted to a man mad

A mad man might not be attracted to you anyways. Then of course thats why he is mad  

Heh. You might be right. But I've not really lived in any other country but here and naija. Who knows, maybe I'd be a bum in Europe

Yah but Naija Girls are cheap, you can get them with Cabin Biscuit and Coca Cola.

Sefago, do you use yahoo messenger?

I never said u were lying. Its just that people also have a different grading scale. One man's 9 can be another man's 6- sure you have heard of that saying before.

Anyway, I didn't want to personalize this or brag. . . no point bragging on the internet.

Main takeaway message, don't limit yourself in life

Word on that, but some girls would just ignore you. Rude gals and some of them are not all that ooh. _{I am not talking from experience just what I heard. I never get rejected}