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python2gbera:
A contrasting tale of two female celebrities. While Funke waited on God, Linda Ikeji stealthily waited on Jeremy's sperm.

Moral of the story; Age should not push you into stealing a man's sperm

-python2

Hope as the year is ending you will reassess the way your brain is wired. I recommend electroconvulsive therapy because you are obviously a retard.

JideSM:
Hello segeshow, sorry to hear you experienced this. May I know your location and the office address you visited for further attention?

. Festac town

No lagos vacancy?im a corper pharmacist

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Duhhh, I know, and I said so already to that lying igbo dullard relative of yours up there trying to claim Shola is igbo delta. And FYI, you just shot yourself in the foot because Itshekiris are linguistically, genetically and culturally Yorubas, by as much as say 85%. Itshekiris are Yoruba migrants that settled in the Niger Delta, ijebus and ilajes in particular; and the little differences between us today are due to their cultural evolution from sojourning for hundreds of years among other Niger Delta tribes like Urhobos and Binis etc, and exposure to foreign Portuguese culture. And Binis are also THE DIRECT genetic cousins and biological relations of Yorubas. Shola (Yoruba) = Sholaye (in Itshekiri). So essentially, your god Linda Ikeji was screwing Yorubas back to back, because Shola wasn’t the first Yoruba guy to run a hit-and-quit parade on that rotten stinky pussy of hers

https://www.britannica.com/topic/Itsekiri

“Itsekiri, also called Jekri, Isekiri, or Ishekiri, ethnic group inhabiting the westernmost part of the Niger River delta of extreme southern Nigeria. The Itsekiri make up an appreciable proportion of the modern towns of Sapele, Warri, Burutu, and Forcados. They speak a Yoruboid language of the Benue-Congo branch of Niger-Congo languages and share elements of culture with the Yoruba, Edo, Urhobo, and Ijo through a variety of contacts.“[/quote











Oga you are just too vicious. You really hate this poor lady and by extension her tribe. Try and find God in your life and let go of all this hatred. It serves no purpose. All this Itsekiri, Igbo, Yoruba ranting does not negate the fact that he was conceived by people who were in love at the time. How else do you shag someone without protection if you aren't trying to make a baby with them? Wearing protection is the first sign you don't want a connection with that person at all. A beautiful life was created by two exceptionally wealthy single individuals . End of story. We should try to feel from the perspective of the child who in a few years will be able to read and be affected by so much hate which he had nothing to do with.

Easy to tell the story is fake. What was the name of the sedative he could just stroll into pharmacy and buy with Ribena? At what point did he inject this said sedative into the Ribena? Inside the Pharmacy or in the car? He that took you to eat planned to shag in his car? Not go to a hotel or his house to render her unconscious? He planned to keep driving an unconscious girl all over town till she regained consciousness again then drop her off? At least 2 hours minimum? See the oloshoic handle sef, somebody wey for don gree without much struggle. No be only Shell na Cowrie.

You gree 40k?

Mtn dont do sim swap for nano sim anymore

I'm in lagos,i have been trying to swap my microsim to nano sim but for some strange reason all MTN offices claim not to have.

Paedophilia is allowed in Islam. Na dem way

Is the bank distressed and going under? NDIC should do the needful abeg. People who have genuine emergencies cannot get money. Sick people can't pay hospital bills and may die, yet you are hearing we regret any inconveniences. Will that bring back the dead? This bank needs to be taught a lesson.

Can you see the mindset of Lagos people? You don't have electricity, your hospitals are crap, impunity and lawlessness everywhere, people getting robbed in broad daylight.. Yet the people who are the direct cause of this gross maladministration are still being supported by people with slave mentality. May God deliver you from bondage of stupidity as you remember that that 5000 or 50000 is not enough to give your children a good legacy. History will judge us all. God I need to leave this shithole

[quote author=Sagay212 post=73445951]Lol...iPod women. That's their job..they Even export it to other states...they are always the ones protesting to do olosho work. Tufiakwa![/quote





God punish you. These angels of mercy are performing a public service by reducing the number of stupid people in the world. If not for their selfless service,so many uninfected people would be patrolling the streets wreaking havoc all about. The hungry aristo girls would be asking for recharge card and fast food trips, generally constituting a nuisance for we unmarried men. This government lacks empathy and human feelings. What will happen to our untended erections? Arrant nonsense. All of you condemning them FYI it's the oldest and noblest of female professions. Bless the whores heart.

Tiwa is a talented singer but ehhh........,she wowo sha, but it's all good, we still love her, not everybody must fine for this world.

If this was a society where the right to bear arms was permitted, people would think twice before humiliating employees and junior co- workers. Frustration and discontent will push people who are fed up to bring a handgun to work and shoot people before turning the gun on themselves, watch crime and investigation channel and you will see so many instances. It's that culture of impunity and belief that nothing can happen no matter how badly one behaves which permeates the entire citizenry that is the major issue. If soldiers complaint they are ill-equipped, they are court-martialled and tried for cowardice. Why can't they catch some generals who they know are diverting funds for their hardware and make examples of them? People will think twice before embezzling and putting others at risk. Impunity and complete lack of redress is the problem.

[quote author=Triangles1 post=73350363]Barcelona and OJORO are like fish and water, you can't seperate them or else they will die.












You must be a born bast

He attended fgc ijanikin and passed out in 1998. Why is it hard for people to just accept the guy has achieved all what he has at such a young age? And not everyone thinks marriage is the ultimate achievement in life. That is an African mindset and that's why people keep jumping in and out of it like it is a game of skipping rope

This is the eye-opener for even the blind to see that the Buhari led government is nothing but a bundle of well orchestrated lies and half-truths. Our responsibility especially for the generations to come is to send that invalid, senile,relic of inefficiency back to his ranch to continue his cow and sheep fucking. Can't believe I actually thought this guy was sincere and it was just the people around him that he needed to convert to non corruption.

Initiating sex and asking to be bleeped well is the most erotic thing a woman can do. Sexually liberated women are just a treat every man must experience. But they usually come with some baggage which may be a bit too much for some, but mostly they rock.

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I don't know about this Twitter guy but, if my father was just a mere Warrant officer in the Nigerian army, I'd be ashamed to show him off. A part of me will even be happy that Boko Haram took him with them.

Those that rose to General don't have two heads or three blockos.





O boy,I see you are affiliated with them,keep up the support. Its all fun and laughs till they cross into the west, everybody will then sit the Bleep up

I really hope there is some form of retribution for acts of wickedness in this life. It would be so unfair that these people, playing politics and siphoning money meant to equip soldiers,instead to buy houses in Dubai to go scot-free. No man of God will ever speak against the evil going on in the land, it's to build 100000 auditorium and self-aggrandisement,vanity and tithe collecting, that is their stock in trade. I really hope these terrorists make it all the way to Lagos, then life will really be fun.

The prettiest people do the ugliest things. Words of wisdom. The sense of entitlement that comes from a woman who knows she's beautiful is a major turn off. Once a woman is so self-centred and thinks the world begins and ends with her needs and desires, quietly thank her for her time and look for someone who wants just to be with you with no strings attached. They are still out there, they are few, but with a bit of luck you will find. Too many succubus in Nigeria ( blood sucking leeches and parasites), who think once they let you sleep with them, you should sell your mother to meet their needs. Can you pay my bills? They are YOUR bills, kindly pay them yourself. Elebi.

You have paid bride price and the heifer belongs to you. If you buy cow for market, can the cow refuse you to milk it when you want milk? You tie it down and milk the shit out of it! Nonsense oshi.

Self-aggrandisement is APC stock in trade. Bastardos

Just suck his dick already. Did he not pay your brideprice? When it is convenient women will be shouting spousal abuse and comparing themselves with western women. When it is time to marry your family will now open office on top a nigga and all the African traditions including absolute obedience to your husband is now optional. When u will see one Unilag girl that will suck you from behind and blow your mind. She is a fraud and has broken her marriage vows. She shouldnt complain. You probably sucked his dick before you received him to pay bride price. As you laid your bed, try lie on top am.

Lagos to Zamfara!Anyone?

Scrobes!!!!!! The OP resemble what we called scrobes in the 90s and are now slay queens. Nothing to offer except sex. Empty heads.

[quote author=BigShoe880 post=72847727]Afonjas are disgusting



Oga take your meds, it really helps people with your kind of problem. You will be able to analyse carefully things that your befuddled mind creates before conversion to insane speech. You and Kemi are case studies for the criminally insane. Oponu.

I sympathize with the deceased man's family. The general disregard and callousness exhibited by the average commentator on this site makes me stand firm in my decision not to ever go over and beyond for any patient that is not a relation. See people comparing his work to Okada man that rides bike from 5am to 11pm or engineer that treks under sun. Surgery, you can't take breaks in the middle because longer time operating results in poor outcomes. I advise any surgeon to do the best you can in given circumstances and never try to be a hero and overstretch yourself on account of these ingrates. Once me don tire, na sei gobe be that.

Wow, people really hate this Lady. This amount of vitriolics is uncalled for. Just because she gave birth out of wedlock? You all are like the mob that tried to stone the adulteress and Jesus wrote your names on the sand. Keep judging, den dey write all your names you bastards.

See his fat, well fed face. Thieves all.

[quote author=Nas4all post=72430680]You may want to punish him for being selfish.

You may feel you have been a good tenant and you don't deserve to be given quick notice.... As if you were a irresponsible tenant.

Trying to deal with him only make things difficult in return for you.

It's his property and he can do as he likes.

Even if you win and are given six months, you will be living in an antagonist environment, with hate directed towards you.

Find another place you still have time and God may want to take you to a better place.

Being vindictive only blocks your real blessings.




Yeah leave it to God and hope for his blessing. Spoken like a true African. They will keep cheating you and you will go to church or mosque to get blessing, rather than get redress from a court. That's why there are laws to make societies function and not let anarchy take over. You people disgust me.