₦airaland Forum

leave us with our economy and our people, we will deal with them in our own terms.

HellVictorinho:
Erica is better than Buhari.

just because you can actually masturbate with her image in your memory to ease off the stress right?
who she help, she dines and wines with same devil that forms your nightmares.

Mabizeka:
And these ones too will be blaming Buhari for lack of job and money. fuel price skyrocketed today and this is what is their problem

I just tire for them.

Floyd

why is no one calling this idiot a simp?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.....
This pussy ass niggarr called vp will be acting like a star boy...whereas he is just a mere house boy in aso rock

The only star boy we know is wizkid and the weeknd

@slawormiir, try enter area buy the regular high weller do the banging three time a day come down, then reason yourself deep before you self start to talk like the pussy ass niggarr.
where for this world? which area? point the country wey their vp dey form champ! all of them na house boy even usa wey unna dey hype their na auxiliary gear.
guy try puff small weed this morning so that every every go clear, you sabi as e dey go. guy from 'B'side no dey yarn like this.

it's time we do the needful.

BlackPantherxXx:
Yes ooo. People like JidennaJason get garri and then lick Ibori's yansh day & night.

If Tinubu is proven corrupt...he should be convicted and jailed. The godfather of the asslickers has already been convicted and jailed yet the m0rons have commited to a life of slavery.

No wonder Africa is in such a mess with such people here.

you are not but any than being right on this, bad governance in Africa is as a function of bad followership.
africans than hold their leaders by the throat for good governance and accountability they rather urge them on by giving them those nasty dance of continuity on the street.

emonis88:
So if I want to marry from d south west all I ve to do is to prostrate n be of good Manners, I go get wife without spending a dime. I go, go marry Yoruba woman o!

haha bro, you wan kee me with laugh o. though this days most turn down the dowry in Yoruba land insisting all they want is you and your brethren taken good care of their daughter.
though not withstanding we have a few, very insignificant number that are greed infested that will cripple you with dowry and bride price. when you see dowry 500k, among the bride price a mature cow, bags of rice na them be that.
of the truth, the modern Yoruba seeks a better abode for their daughters than the immediate which is the material price. like I earlier said be of good manner couple with whatever the bride price your ship will sail through the waters of a Yoruba family safely.

thesicilian:
For the 1 or 2 that manage to survive, it will be absolutely worth it. People have survived much harsher conditions at sea

chairman we don declare 'Mayday' for those guy if only they can be rescued.
a man caught in the act has better chance of survival than this one's o. I don't see them any surviving this only if this was a movie.
giving a man or men sitting on a rudder and twin propulsion a survival instinct is more of encouragement to suicide. bros e no worth ham, na die be for that salt water, special meal for salt water fish.

wellmax:
Maybe from PHC to Lagos, you cannot survive a 2 months+ trip on that

surviving Lagos portharcourt will be miracle besides the ship voyaged the closely in on the coastal line very much on the continental shelf and sea current, wave and storm was minimal.
to think of it, how are we so sure this is even Nigeria?

thesicilian:
Any which way na way. In other words, get rich or die trying.

this isn't the best way to die trying. that attempt is already ill-fated, they would never survive on the sea, the wave and storm of the deep ocean is waiting like the leviathan that controls it.

emonis88:
y didn't u put up d Yoruba list so dat those of us dat want to marry from d southwest il know what to expect?

for the south west, first on the list go learn how to prostrate very well.
that alone might disqualify you, if you end up marrying their daughter you will be tagged an arrogant in-law which might keep working against you, even that you're good person.
secondly don't be pompous with or towards your Yoruba in-laws even the smallest. if you are good mannered you've warm your way though the heart of a Yoruba in-laws.

Pochettino:
We women dont understand any of this rubbish. Talk about sex or money and we will contribute.

we don't also do, too lengthy story, still I can't see of what benefit it is to me.

[quote author= post=99763359]The critical aspect of marital rite is bride price and it is one thing that is widely acceptable to solidify marriage.
Bride price varies from tribe to tribe and it depends on the custom and tradition of each family.
Some people believe that it is a way to safeguard marriage while others believe, it is a way of selling their children especially the girls cheaply.
But, whatever the case maybe.
It is expected of both families to take rightful steps and decisions when their children are proposing to marry.


Here is a A TYPICAL MARRIAGE LIST IN IGBO LAND.
YORUBAS, do have their list also,
But we are not so sure of the HAUSAS.
Can any Hausas here tell us if you have anything like Bride Price/Marriage List OR what your Bride Price looks like?
Thanks in anticipation.

Ego maternity -N- 1,000
Body cream: lux soap; big towel, 1 each
Ego ogo cherem - 50,000
Yams 20 tubers
Snails 20
Okporoko (stockfish) 1 big tray
For the ngwa efere
Yams 40 pieces
Okporoko - 2
Ukwa anu ewu - 2
Morning rose powder - 24
Pomade - 20
Sugar - 10 packets
Ovaltine - 2 big size
Bar soap - 1 carton
Tablet soap - 1 carton
Tin milk - 1 carton
Bread - 24 loaves
Salt - 2 bags
Rice - 1 bag
Tomatoes tin - 1 carton
Red (palm)oil - 1 tin
Groundnut oil - 1 rubber
Kerosene - 1 tin
Maltina drink - 2 cartons
Soft drink - 6 crates
Onions - 40 bulbs
Ego ala abo - -N- 10,000
Ego nfotu ite - -N- 1000
Big basin - 2
Big umbrella - 2
George material - 2 pieces
Hollandis material - 2 pieces
Blouse material - 2 pieces
Head ties - 2
Wrist watch - 1
shoes - 2 pairs
Big box - 1
Lamp - 1
Hand bag - 1
Nigerian wax - 1 piece
Gold necklace and ear ring - 1 piece
MARRIAGE LIST FOR UMUADA
Section A
8 Kola nuts or cost price
8 Gallons of palm wine or cash equivalent
8 heads of tobacco with potash
1 Goat for umunna
2 Crates of minerals
1 Carton of maltina
2 Cartons of star beer
1 Carton of Guinness small stout
8 Packets of Benson and Hedges
2 Bottles of Ground snuff
Lump sum (ogwe ego) - -N- 2,000
2 Bottles of seaman's schnapps
Section B
Kola nuts or cash equivalent
20 Gallons of palm wine or cash equivalent
2 Crates of minerals
2 cartons of maltina
2 cartons of Guinness small stout
10 cartons of star beer
One roll of Benson and Hedges
12 Heads of tobacco with potash
4 bottles of seaman's schnapps
4 bottles of ground snuff
Ego ala ezi - -N-1,500
Officers money - -N-1,000
SECTION C
32 kola nuts or cost price
30 gallons of palmwine or cost price
2 crates of minerals
2 cartons of maltina
2 cartons of Guinness small stout
10 crates of Star beer
Two rolls of Benson and Hedges
32 Heads of tobacco

And some lists come in 3 to 4 pages of higher education paper, it all depends.[/quote]sis how far now?
this one wey your list get section 'A', 'B' and 'C' so we don dey prepare for waec, neco and jamb be that o.
we need read a written and unwritten instructions well well be that.

when you thing your condition is more critical, you'll sure find someone with worse condition than yours.

insane leaders everywhere in Nigeria.

stanliwise:
Oga motivational speaker.
That guy is light heavyweight, by skill set adesanya won but the guy is too big. You need to understand the context he lost. He was taking down twice which has never happened before, this was simply he was fighting a bigger person and fewer of his punches took adesanya down. So understand the context

what difference does this make? in the first place why did go into a match or bout that is above his level and strength. this isn't about condemning the guy, he did well representing us so we have to keep supporting our own they winning or losing.
no point justifying is lose or condemn it, we can only encourage him for greater glory. this is all we need around us. all that happened in that match was, he fought a better opponent, now how can he come out better than that same opponent and many more is that matters.
he might not get my words of encouragement but that few lines is enough for me to continue my journey in life. I not yet a better person like I want but I'm pressing on............ I want to be better in my finance, emotionally, physically, materially, spiritually etc.
I which you all the best life has got in offer.

you win some you lose some. the only way you stay afloat, return to your gym, take stoke of your activities, watch the clip over and over, note out your flaws and strenght.
work on your flaws, improve on your strength. slipping in life is only a lesson for us all to know the stage is not for us alone and need to work hard to retain it.

GeneralPula:
If you restructure Nigeria today, it’s the old evil politicians that will still be handling power..

The only restructuring that can be effective on all Nigerians is to kill all politicians..

case closed.
restructuring would take us no where, all we need is one good leader that will make things work.
this Soyinka of a person is one of our problems with way he and his fellow divert the attention of the populace by way of selling the wrong idea to them.
you said it right, all we need is just one good leader.

christejames:
Hmm...

Corruption indeed is fighting Buhari.

Give me 10 Million and I will provide a better equipped facility than this overpriced project I am seeing here.

it is so shameful none of our institutions is up to the African standard let alone world standard.
the worse of it is they would localise the commissioning of if. must we commission everything? this idiots go as far commissioning a single room/seat public toilet, the ancient and out dated manual borehole.
out leaders are just naturally and unrepentantly evil.

Cholls:
my sister why na?! Spoilers alert.

why this kind review na?

sorry for the experience at same time thanks for alerting fellow country men.

we will surely sail through this storm.

sapphiere:
I learnt one thing in life. Never be desperate. Even if you are, don't show it.

May God grants all our heart desires IJN Amen.

@sapphiere, the future is always that of the women and the we are now.
beside is she financially stable? if the affirmative is positive, forget all other criteria I will be willing to help her out that situation of her.

agitator:
It is their choice, you can't tell government to force people on what to do with their celebrations. I have not read, seen or heard it done anywhere else.

mind you government can force people to use our currency rightly.

how true is this?

Anneka101:
This is beginning to make a whole lot of sense right now.

I only pity the northern farmers. They would be counting their loses in few days from now.

they are already tired of counting but the stubborn goat group they now to 'maytea allah' or whatever the cow group is called is heading to a lasting destruction they ain't going to believe.

Lubumbashi:
If we love our neighbour the way we try to love God, our society will be a much better place to live in.

we have bunch of religious people around not Godly people.
the days of the Godly is gone but now the days of the religious ones.

áàti kó ifá kúrò ní ilé, ifá ti ń se.
they should keep dashing out it shows signs of good will and it is also good for their health.
unreasonable lot with evil heart, las las we would all be alright.

chukwuaustin:
The President of Igbo Youths in Nigeria and Diaspora, Diokpa Chukwuma Dike called on Igbo politicians to give loans with immediate effect to the youth in Igbo land, and the south in General.
This loans will enable the youths to grow food as the farming season starts.

He urged private individuals to invest in Agriculture so as to ensure food security.
Speaking in Portharcourt Rivers State he urge our Youths to embrace farming and stop seeing farming as poor man's Job.

"I am a farmer though the last time I grew yam for me and my family, if our politicians will give us loan we will do more" below is the last harvest of yam from his farm....

more bountiful harvest coming your way.

this man and wahala.
his human right though.