₦airaland Forum

MejiLoyon:
We should learn to look at options
4 thousand naira meat wey I buy on Friday be like bobrisky blokos. Very small. I no talk. Yesterday na fish I buy. Plenty and sweet. My kids dey do yuck yuck I dey do yummy yummy. Last last we chop am together and slept happily. Moral...look for options.As meat no dey I enter fish. If fish scarce I go enter crayfish. If crayfish scarce na to buy Maggi chicken flavour. The flavour go make believe. Them say onions go scarce I don buy the flavours down. Pepper scarce I don buy plenty ata gungun. If tomatoes scarce we go use tinned tomatoes.
Let's adapt. When their craze come down after hunger show dem kukere dem go sell. We move

funny enough the 4k beef and the fish that cost less would supply you same nutritional value protein which is more reason we eat them.
some people believe eating fish against beef means poverty but no taste differ, choices differ etc.
if they hold on to their beef let us face fish and if fish cost like mtn 'ògá na fish cos', make we face chicken abi na them still dey supply chicken?
high time we Nigerians return to self-sustainability, raise local chicken at your yard, if they are too stubborn raise the agric that can be tamed las las everybody come dey alright.
remain happy it won't get to us using flavour, this is wake up call for all to use that small space in our premises for self-reliance and sustainability.
al iz vel, it is well even in the well.

naptu2:
Was he shot in Nigeria??

it is obvious they read but couldn't comprehend.
Houston and Maryland, probably the Maryland caught their attention believe it's Lagos.

we would have being more appreciative if you were killed during the ambush.

thebosstrevor1:
FFK Always talking nonsense.

The south does not own oil, the federal government owns the oil unlike the food, hardworking Northern farmers are the owner under a cooperative system, the cooperative can decide to transport their produce somewhere else and it wont affect their pocket.

There are lot of buyers of farm produce from northern Cameroon, senegal, mali, niger and chad. The revenue they make from these markets alone is more than the revenue from the southern market in Nigeria

you've just tow the ffk line, talk same way.
ask yourself this simple and straight forward question, what the population of this so call new market as against Lagos alone, better still add portharcourt. then the entire Southern Nigeria?
don't be deceived, they just being foolish sending their wears to rot and decay. conniving with foreign neighbours to starve your fellow country men, northerners are just too self-centered and inconsiderate.

beehivedata:
Nice one

thanks bro.

pepperdemzombie:
Confirmed one! She is even online now saying she wants 3 more babies before 30.
Not how to go back to school, establish a business etc before 30. Just imagine!
She wants to occupy space to live off child support.

her life her business, your life your business (coming online to gossip other people life). you even mentioned school like it is life, who school help? that school line is so childish, just much of it.
you are here helping her plan her life leaving yours at large. what she controls you don't, the level of her account you don't have. you carry chioma case for head like star gala for Lagos holdup dey hawk.
aproko live your life and let others live theirs.
I beg make I run dey go, nothing concern me for wetin no concern me.

Sandydayziz:
That’s just an insult, cause even the worse market I’ve seen looks better than that.

the more reason I said I don't understand. it beat my imagination, funny I reside in ogun state,

community primary school or community primary market?
I don't understand.

if they believe they can sell their wears without their southern siblings then they their cattle should be able to survive without the southern grass.
the initial gìràgìrà, hope they ain't sending those things up those places to go decay rot away? Lagos alone is more than enough market for the entire northern produce, add portharcourt, then the entire south. bunch of unreasonable sour losers.

words are cheap.
as defined by our elders, leaders and politicians: Nigeria is a country where the young should die and the old will keep wining and dining.
baba prof come out with you likes and lead the younger generation in battle.
this older gen are turning the younger gen to bread winner by force.

beehivedata:
is her phone with 3000 mah battery?

as a result of her business, she uses a Camon CX and iphone 7, this should answer your question and clear your doubt.

TundRash:
How much did you buy it?

it was 15k excluding delivery to my doorstep.

hellohgy:
I am currently using romoss 40,000mAH powerbank.



O Boy e like I dey carry phcn in my pocket cos it may last more than a week after a day charging.

you can say that again, I got my wife the 30,000 mAh, just 10% give away from that product gives her phone 100% full charge.

Lanlords

greymiles:
Afonjatic school
If not for politics and bad belle, Unizik is way ahead of OAU but anything Igbo is always detested in this country

pathetic soul.

ask google.

same this idiot sided and defended Boko Haram till they went out of hand.

really need deep thought.
truth is a good 1 (mother) will not fight to be rescued, would rather want you to save 2 and 3.
2 is sure going to do same for 3, she needs the rescue more than any other.
4 can fit in if time is allowed but for any real man 2 must be the first choice.

my question is this.
is the house not made out of bricks?
@Explorers : come and answer my question o, I can see even the oyinbo people dey marvel.

dheaven:
Why so happy over it, what's our benefits? Its the company that is suppose to rejoice not we.. They are here to make money.

another reasonable person spotted.

vecman22:
Make I run go studio go start to cook something

the only reasonable comment so far that I read, while others are reasoning how this whole thing would fail this man reasoned how he will cash out on the steaming app company.
Go and Succeed bro, leave those that sees anything that comes into Nigeria a failure continue to remain a failure they are birth to be.
Nigerians are the only reason the country is a failure and remains a failure.

pharmagba:
I once wrote a poem for Arotile, I will share it here

Weep Nigeria!
Weep my fatherland!

You who slain your best and it's youth!

You languish in corruption

You whose leader neither have eyes nor ears

Whose leader keep mum or chose to lie as it suits their gain

Blessed yet acursed

A nations whose citizenry blood daily soak the very blessed land with needless and murderous abandon

Weep for Nigeria
Weep for my fatherland

Rest on, Arotile!

the land never chose it's people but the people chose it.
the land was never corrupt but the people corrupt it.
that was never bad but the inhabitants chose to be.
Nigeria is worth dying for but our leaders don't deserve any bit of the breath of the good people.
You and I remain the Nigeria not our evil leaders. you ever of my effort, I deserve every of yours.
we all have been polluted against seeing what the true meaning of what a NATION means. we need the collective effort of all the dislodge the few 5% holding us hostage.

PlayerMeji:
This country don cast...

Make sure you stay alive by all means possible to you.

Histories are only written by survivors, make sure you are one of them.

but the true HERO are those that gave you what to write because all you will write is about them.
let us learn to stay alive all the same.

pharmagba:
You have made no point. Just the same abusive and bragado we've known this unlistening generation of leaders of our nation to be.

Bitter and painful as it may be it, it is the bitter truth and calls for deep reflection and not harassment.

Ask yourself this question, can you die for Nigeria?
If you say yes, look around in present day Nigeria and mention one Nigeria that died for Nigeria and what has become of him or her. Even the living trying to make Nigeria right are even killed or brought down.

can you give us your definition of Nigeria.

fati2001:
NIGERIANS ARE USELESS ,DUMBASSES FULL OF INSECURITIES..
VERY CHEAP HUMANS.

they are know as alpha or redpill
@fati2001 where have being.

simplePOS:
Thank you. It is going to be free though. Hope you have done the survey on my siggy.

how do you mean it's going to be free?
though I went through you siggy, if I understand you well, an online store with shelf where I display my wears or goods for prospective consumers to view and make orders then send or deliver to them.
the edge is as soon as they click on the choice good(s), I get notified on whatsapp then finalise the deal.

those hairstyle are more than circular.

is this the same as shipping site or whatever they call it.

simplePOS:
Wow!

Abeg, if you sell online and deliver. check my signature and answer the questions if interested.

hoping to patronize you soon, nice one.

good one here.

Lakadastickla:
Redpill knowledge bro

better stop this your 'Redpill knowledge' nonsense before its ember consumes you.
that is pretty the Bible teaching and not any form of stupid Redpill knowledge.
a good number of you come here to say trash of the Bible but today you are claiming its content because it supports your folly.

laluski:
So no one could post rest of the here abi?


He asks me where I would like to go and I say, anywhere. I really do not know so many places in Abuja. He smiles and says "okay, I have just the perfect place."

Soon, he is driving into this building. The place looks exotic and chide myself for not going home to change first before hanging out.
He parks, tells me to hold on, comes to my side of the door and opens up for me. I preen inwardly, "my, my, such gentleman!"

He holds my hand and we step into this restaurant. The inside is so classy, I feel somehow out of my place with my work clothes and fatigued self.

Instead of leading me to the array of fanciful tables and chairs before us, he takes me through a stairway and we burst into this cozy, dimlit restaurant. Up here is even more exotic and I allow my eyes roam.

He asks me where I would love to sit and I tell him, "anywhere"....... again.
He laughs softly and leads me to the far end that seems secluded.
As we sit, he rummages through his trouser pockets, then leans close to me and says, "err, you will be the one paying for our dinner please. I am not with my wallet."
I look at him like I've not heard him correctly, he has a somber look on his face.
"You said?" I say.
He smiles weakly, "will that be a problem? I have just only two thousand naira on me."

I smile. I assume he is pulling my legs so I tell him that's not a problem. He visibly seems relieved and signals to a waiter hovering around.

Dinner is awesome. He is a good conversationalist. We laugh, we make jest, we talk about serious stuff. Dinner is over and I am all smiles and satisfaction.

Then...... our waiter for the evening appears and hands over the bill to him. My date then does the unthinkable. He shakes his head and tells him to give me the bill.
I stare incredulously at him. My eyes says to him, "so you were serious?"
Many things begin to run through my head.

"What is this? Did I ever brag to this guy that I'm a 'feminist' and must take care of bills? Was I the one that suggested we hang out? If it was prawn soup that was hungrying me, won't I have just gone to the market and prepared a pot full?"

But even as my thoughts threaten to consume me, I reach inside my purse and give my atm, while perusing the bill tab. The money is a bit much, but it is understandable considering the kind of restaurant it is.
Deep down, I am pained.
"What kind of yeye date is this?" I keep asking myself as he leads me through the exit. He hands over the two thousand naira and thanks me for helping out and I grunt a reply.
Soon, we get into his car and he says he doesn't want to let me go yet.
Within me, I'm like, "oga, you've lost the privilege to want anything."
But outside, I just smile and say it is fine. Because frankly, I need the drive around he suggested, too.
We resume our banter, and soon I feel free again. I tell myself that, it is just one dinner and some cash, money will always come. And I did really enjoy myself.

An hour later, he pulls up at the front of my house.
And in the darkness of the car, he turns to look at me and smiles, "did you have a good time?"
Sounds like a tricky question, but in all honesty, I know I had a good time.

So I say, "yes I did but next time do not forget your wallet. Thank God I was with my Atm or we would have been embarrassed."

He smiles, then reaches behind me to rummage in his suit jacket placed on the back of his chair.

Then he brings out a wad of cash and hands it over.
I look at the cash, then at him, confused.

"What's this?"

"I told you I wasn't with my wallet in the restaurant. I forgot it in the car."

All I can utter is, "oh really?", then I collect the cash, thank him for the outing and step out of the car.

As I get inside my house, I count the money in my hand and I'm in for another shock. The money had felt heavy for the amount I spent, when he gave me in the car, but I had assumed it was in 200 naira notes.
Now inside the house, my mouth hangs open as I look at the cash in my hand. It is nearly five times more than what I had paid. All in one thousand naira notes.

I called him on the phone immediately.
"What did you do?" That was all I could ask.

He laughed softly, "please manage it. Thank you once more for hanging out with me."

Then it hit me that I had just passed a test.

Well played, mister, well played. I will never hang out with you again because I am not cut out for the 'testing' nonsense, but well played!
You make a good script writer and a fantastic actor.
Well played!"

thanks for saving us the stress of redirecting our server.