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Ikomi, Isi ige ye mu wuyen ofu, ye my ya now, maka n chori migremore, ige ye mu oyen wey ike big one, n na bia, nchori ga ri n ni.

Alaye mi Ikamefa, ire ni oko gbo yoruba sugbon oruko re, oru ko yoruba ni, ati wipe, oro ti o so yennn, erin ni mo kan rin, tisa obirin ati  omo ilewe okunrin, ele ko ra yin ni kini kini yennnn.

Ehennn, mo sare lo si ile igbase lati lowo kinni mi ni, nitori, egede poo, ki o ma lo po o ra.

Ogun ti mo ni mofese, ni lori omo ti mo skiboro bi ee. ani omo Igbo to sanra ti mo so fun yin ye sir. Ati wipe, mo fe ki e se Ogun, Gbagbe (Forgeted) fun mi, ki, omo yen gbegbe pe a ti e sere sokili son bolo lee kan, ati pe, mo fe ki otun gbe wa sile mi fun mi lati je. Ani mo fe ki o tee fun mi weee, ki emi na buu siii ham!, Owo wa, mo le afordu nkan kikan ti e ba fe ma fun yin sir. E seun wa, eku ito ju wa oooo,

Si Imato abi ki lo ru ko re tin je, henn ooo, o ti gba aa, ani ko sa ti je omo n na, se o wa ni le abi wa ba mi ranse , Oda na, see ko buru ju, kin bere lowo yin boya ele fun mi ni ore yin, Owo wa.

Si GNature, Efi babalawo mi sile ooo, ti eba fe se ogun ni, ki e soo, abi Babalawo?

Babalawo, e joo sir, e du ro na, mon bo mo fe sare wo nkan kan na

Emi ni oo, e mi ni mo fe se ogun oooo, Baba mon tin duro deyin lata aro

Ha! Omo Igbo tile gbo yoruba,

Oda na, ki omu e je eru, Idi e eru, ole lo si googulu yoruba ki o wa ikebe super lori alantaku ti an pe ni weebu, i ye gan ni mon fee, mo de fe ko je omo ina.  Joo Omo Igbo ni monfe ooo, omo orobo, omo to sanra, omo to KI!

Oga Ikomi,

Ta ni yin gan, e jooo, e sala ye ara yin ni yoruba. Emi fe mo o, se ole fun mi ni omo to san ra?,

Bere owun Meta oto to

Ibere pataki niyen,

se e ri, ti eba dan wo, a ye yin Sir.

Oman dun gidigidi gan nii, atipe awon ti ko sanra man dun na, ani daa daa, sugbon e mi man gbadun awon aruwo ti skiwowo ma n see wonye, ani bi, So ra ee ooo, O tun je ki ma so so ku so, mo de n gbiyan ju na oo

ire tiye gbi yan ju ni tire, bami ki oko tire ooo, Oku Ise gidigidi na, O so o won ki a ri oko ti o ma ko iyawo e ni ede abinibi ree.

Inu mi dun, Oti je ebun gidi kan lati owo mi lowolowo, bere owun ti oba fee, e mi yio si fun oo lowo lowo~!

Si GNature,

Olorun ma n ran eyan si eyan ni. nitorina, awa wa ni, ale ran rawa lowo, e mi a ran lowo, lori adehun pe, osanra, mo ti so tele wipe, e mi man gbadun a won eru!, Oke agun gun tan.

Oga ooo, awon wo niyi ooo, won tun ti de, kini won so na?, Ejo eba mi tunmo re ooo, won ti daru mo mi loju sha.

Eso ee I wo na, Mon gbadun ee jare.

Babalawo, se e yi wa ni ile agbara yin ooo, e da mi lohun kee, yeye omo nin gbomo, be be be be be lowo orun mila.

Emi, omo yoruba gbidi ni mi, botile jepe, mi oti dele mi ri, ni ote yi, ma dele dan dan, Ile ife, emi ree!

Baba ooo, E seun wa eku itoju wa ooo, se ko si ona mi ti a legba se etutu yi ni? nitoripe, o ye ki ona mi wa, mo ti pirinti awon egede yen, sugbon, mo wa ni nigeria lowo lowo, erun ba mi ooo, afi ti e ba fun mi ni ogun ofee lati do ora nigba ni the main wahala ba sele ni waju aso roki.

Se etutu yi ko ni gba nkan bi rechargi cardi? nitoripe, sivilasasion ni awan ri bayi ooo,

Babalawo mon be yin, eran mi lowo, mo da majemu pe ma fun yin ni omo kan lai pe yi.

Ese.

Oda ooo, moti gbo, botile jepe ede yin, remix yoruba ni, mokaa mo si ni idani loju wipe e ko fe gbo bi mo see tee yiinn. sibe sibe, eni lati ran mi lowo.

Ogbeni Richylaw,

Tani o gbe AGE, HA!, se ipe o ti funmi ni AGE? ewo, mon bo, ma lo bere lowo e bayi bayi, Inu tin bimi. Emi o fe gbe AGE oooo, Olorun gbami oooo, Eyin irunmole, I ma wo mi niran ke, mo ba onise se ise ni ooo, i ma jen base loo ooo

si Richylaw,

Ejo saa, se babalawo ni yin ni? nitoripe mo fe se ogun.
ema binu pe mo yaju bere ibere yi ooo, nitori nigba ti e salaye itan yoruba, inumi dun gidigidi, ati wipe, mo ni ani daju pe e ba awon agba jeun, ati wipe, nigba ti e wa pegede si ori Esu, e ru tun wa bami,

Ejoo, ti e ba je babalawo, eje ki a rigbo, ise wa, ani lati ori threadi yi, ele bere si ni ri ise lotun losi, bi ise ti mo fe gbe fun yin lowo lowo yi, ti eba le bami see, i nu mi adun bajebaje.

Ewo, eni ba ro ku ro mi, ko gbe omo e dani ma relocate lo sorun .

Kini ma se bayi? kini kin so fun? ani esi wo ni kin ko si baba ode yi? emi ati omo en gbadun, owun soro jabajaba, se bi orobo omo e lon wa gbesi temi? well, odabi enipe mo ni lati salaye fun baba omo to fun mi ni pormo bi sogbo e ti se sele, ebi mi de ko ooo, e bi oyibo ti mi o gbo ni i. nitori omo yen pariwo, oni bros segoye2, usee itt tooo rubbb itt, ni gba ti mo de gbe si enu iho, nise lo lanu, logbemi, gbogbo ibe ba fee, sugbon otun wan pariwo, hooo; is enteringggg, nise lemi forgetted wipe lasan ni mon se lai si roba, mo tie ja epo sinu ibe, erun ba mi oooooo,

Kini kin so fun babi yen, kini kin ko si baba ee, ejoo eko ni ede yoruba at ni ede abinibi.

ehnnn, Wa_Do_Mio, se obo e o yun e mo? O tie da mi lohun ti oba je orobo tabi igi ishana. Sugbon tori omo oduduwa ni ee, oye ki obo e dun jinajina. Obo gbogbo awon omo nna ti owa ni agbegbe mi man dun nadu nadu. Omo aboki ti mo na ni egba ni ose to koja ti n temi lago wipe, owun ti rechargii ibe, owun de ma fun mi tan ni ote yi, emi kedere, I no de tire!.

Si Isrealite,

Emi o mo itan ile yoruba, sugbon mo mo pe ninu film ODUDUWA 1 & 2, ti e ba raa emo itan eni ti o bi ta ni ta ni, ni ile O'dua

Mo man gbadun ire idanilara yoruba daadaa ati wipe, bobo didinrin yii, Latii and Dejo, ma n n je kin iso gbon mi ni gbakigba ti mo wan wo ere won, awon were ni awon bobo yen jare.

Esu rada rada ni e jooo, eyen ni awon oyibo n pe ni stupid satan. mo ni idani loju pe ti oba ni awon eleye, wa sa junu junu. obo.

Eheen yare, omo Igbo smile4keen, ta lo pe e wa si family meetinu wa? abi owa se gbo ti bi so fun too wun ni? dami lohun.

si haywhy,

I ire ti baje danu danu, ki nu won fun saint mukuna2 je? fi bobo yen sile ooo, e ko gbogbo e wa fun mi, mo le beeyen doola.

Ejoo sisita dollyp1cute,

Se blooku to tutu ma ran lowo abi ko fi obe ge ibi to di yen abi fi da iho si.

Ehenn mo fe sope mo sosipeti Mukina2 na, Omo Igbo, oyenfemanu ni tiwo abi?, kini bawoni still, heeisiooohhh bawoni still ko! bawoni fall ni!. Ti o ye ki o ki awa agbagba, E kule Daddy, Ekule Mummy, Ekule Egbon, Ekule orobo kibooo.

Se won o e ti mu inalo ni odo yin? nitori awon nepa n gbemu ni ile abinibi wa oooo.

Haywhy jo bami fi ladi yi sile ko soro, ehenn joo se osanra ati pe se o mo igin gun? Ladi soro fun mi, bawo lo ni on se ee, ati wipe, sa laye fun wa daa daa.

Haywhy kini iwe yen so? abi ire ko gbo oyibo ni?

Bobo Akara, bawo ni, se won je e gan?

si Wa_Do_Mio,

WO, ti mo bawo be, ma wo sere ni, ose je ki a fi dale ise sile,, ale ma gba nkan bi tausanu 1 ati abo loti ido kokan.

Ole di olowo lati ibe. Iru omi wo lonse, omi tutu abi gbigbona, ko sina, emi oba mu garri pelu ee, ati wipe, ti o pa gbora, ma ba e fi omi sii ko le loo woro woro.

Si Hatwhy,

Bobo mi owon,

Inumi dun pe owa ni be yen, atipe, se oti ba miri ohun ti mo so fun ee? o tun n bere lowo mi kini a so? oro iyawo of course!.

Moti yagbe tan ooo, ese ooo eku, aduro ti ni, eku abo.

Si boboegbe,

Bobo egbe kan n bere ibere kan nipa ile yoruba, talo sofun pe emi moo? ati wipe, mi o ti reni to le moo ni biyi. abi tire mo o, ani ire?

Si Mukina2,

Ki lon so, e rin e n pami, run daa daa, e mi a caachi eee danu danu

Eyin eyan mi,

Ejo, eran mi lowo ooo, oro timo fe so yi, e ma bi se ibinu. Osele pe mo ni omo Igbo kan, ko pe ojo mewa ti mo ba soro, to gba, mo ni ko wa ile mi, ode wa, atleast, oti wa ni emeji bayi. So elekeji to wa, mo fun ni aso mi, owo oo ; obo pata ee osi fun mi ni cowbell mu, lai fi akoko sofo, mo daa sibe.

Obimi ninu die nitoripe nigba timowo oora(CD), omo Igbo pariwo pe oun o kin likkee ee, o sare faaya (tore it). Emi gan omo nna, mo ba gbesibe bebe ti ti timofi debe.

Lesekese ti a pari Idan, ni o ban binu, oni mo fipa ba owun migrimore, emi tien sofun pe rara ooo, odun mo awa mejeji ni ooo, ire ni o bo pata emi ni obo ewu tire, nkonkon ko ya ni aso tire, atleast, iwo shi ese tire, emi dey gbesi, lo ba binu jade, oni owun ma ti mi si ogba ewon, emi a gbe omojo ninu osu tonbo.

Aro yi ni mo ba gba iwe yi, bi mose wo ero akawe mi, ni mo ri nkan wi, oun soro nipa reepu, omo iyibo de n paruwo reepu lori ero ibanisoro.  Emi o le ka rara, e jo, eba  mi tunmo e si ede abinibi wa! Eso fun mi, se kin ma sa lo si Ile Ife ni, nitori nibe ni ile wa wa!.

Iwe na reee;

I recently discovered that you raped my beautiful 19-year-old daughter. Since this occurred several months ago, there is no physical evidence. She won't discuss the details, but I suspect you've threatened her. She won't testify, so nothing will be done to you.
I've investigated you on my own--you prey on underage girls who are under the influence. After you rape, you threaten. You're a pathetic, jobless cokehead who still lives with your parents and has no future.

I know you've raped other girls--it's common knowledge in your neighborhood. I recently found out you also raped a friend of my daughter quite some time ago. The prosecutor declined to do anything about it.

Someday you will be stopped-a family member or boyfriend will follow through on my fantasy and kill you; you'll OD on drugs; or you'll end up in jail because of your multiple rapes--hopefully being brutally sodomized by many ugly, bad-smelling men who will humiliate and torture you to death.

I hope my daughter and all the other girls you've brutalized will be okay. The sad thing is, even if you're put away, there are many more people like you who are sick and evil. Get help or kill yourself now, and you'll save the world from your horrible deeds.

I've also discovered that many law-enforcement personnel and attorneys still treat rape victims like they were the ones at fault. I hope people with the opinion that "She was drunk, so it's her fault," or "She looks/acts/talks like a slut, so she was asking for it" join you in that horrible hell where I know you deserve to be.

Ese kan eyin omo iyami!

Mo gbo orin ee jare,

sugbon on ro mi ninu nitori awon adalu to wa ni ne.

NNPC n strikki lowo lowo, mon bo, mofelo we, ati yagbeee,

Infact Esu,

Ori e ti daru jina jina, You are mad.

ehnn, eyin eyan mi, oremi pemi oni own gbo pe iya sele ni oshodi, ni agbegbe eko, se lootoni? ejo mo fe rigbo, oni ni owuro ana ni, ejen tete logu jade, mofe lo ibi ise.

Oju a tunra ri ooo, ema gbagbe, orobo mi, mon duro de e oooo,

Kinto de lati ibi ise, ejo e korin fun mi,

Esu ti e dindin rin ni, Mugu,

Ejo, bawo ni Lepa yin ma?

Oga mi,

Ese fun atunko ede yen, o se ye mi ni, akoti yen ma ri eran eee, ti o ba lo si adugbo awom aboki (aboki quarters) nitori na, oju won a tunra ri.

Sugbon, ni bo ni gbaji wa ni ede oyibo yen? abi o wunni wonpe ni fled?

Ehenn, ejo, bawo ni mo sele ba obirin soro ni ede yoruba, nitori mo ti ni iyawo tuntun, oruko re ni PrincessM, bawo ni mo se le to ise ee? e ran mi lowo ooo,

Si Desorlah,

Ha! Otun bere pe se mo ni ise lowo, tin ba nise, se ma ni intaneti ni ile ni? ani obirin to ba fe mi, ma gba fun lati ma browsi mi ati computer mi, sugbon oni lati sanra daa daa, mon wa eru lomo.

Bawo ni, se oleee so aworan e si kolo ero akawe mi ti amo si emaili. Aunte, e ju si segoye2@itsabove.com

Odara, ta lo mo orin ko ni ibiyi, ejo ekorin fun mi ni ede yoruba, ele ko remix, boya nka bi african queen at be be loo, mo fee gbo orin yoruba se ti, ani, emi n gbadun yin gan ooo,

Si Bodsibobo,

Inumi dun pe ati ni eniti ole tunmo gbogbo rada rada tin awon omo Igbo wonyin ko si ibi. Abi emope mon kalo awon omo Igbo to wa ni ori treadii yi? awon bi haywhy, abi omo odua wo ni a mo ton je HAY at WHY?, ejo fi yen le, omo no quamps

Nigeria is worth fighting for!.

With a Nigerian Diplomat caught in Indian with 2.3 million dollars yesterday,

With the mysterious killings going on in the country, even with that of my dear friend Bola Ige and the rest,

With the recent asset of Gangote and his friend (Port Harcourt Refinery),

With the PTDF no more probe alligations,

With The Fradulents just concluded electoral processes,

With the expectation of party loyalty overriding the plights of the people,

With the illegal deduction of about 2.2 trillion naira from Federal Account,

With unhealthy inauguration which is to cost 820 million whole naira,

with Niger Delta region even with its oil riches, known as the poorest region in the nation, Africa and the whole world,

With the list which goes on and on, Nigeria is worth saving.

Alice Ukoko is right, the International Community can not help us, we have to save ourselves first, after all, people die everyday, about 583 died during this whole fraudulent electoral process, some are held for voicing out their feelings, we can save ourselves, Mandela fought it hard for many years, He got the result, let Nigerians stand Up, lets say NO to the distroyers of Nigeria.

Even if we can take bullets, we shall fight with sticks and stones, we shall fight with our mouth wide open, until our home is saved!

Si Baba Olumide7,

Ekapo, se dada le de, oyinbo soro oyinbo powe, oni, Inforgidi magidi, alogo where were you? eyen ni pe, nibo le gbe yoruba yin si, ti en so ede oyibi repete?

Ani so oyibo nile ana e, ooow nnn la tumo ee. nitorina, kini itumo disappoint? e tie gbo ede yoruba,

Si gbogbo wa,

Mo sope mon wa Iyawo, se e ti ba mi ri omo yoruba to sanra dada fun aya!?

Ejo oo, ore mi ju kini yi simi, e mi ole ka ede yi rara ra ooo, ebami tumo e side abinibi wa:-

One aboki was coming to Lagos on a Sunday morning on getting to ogoja he bought a goat to give to his neighbour .When they finally got to Berger people were coming down from the bus and the goat took advantage of that for an easy escape. Immediately, the bus driver alerted the aboki that his goat had fled instead of running after the goat the aboki sat unruffled in the bus laughing at the goat and when he was asked why he did not chase the goat he said” kai whalahi no mind am por ze goat, make e run, ze address wey e dey go dey my focket”

Ese, oooo, ma ma reti itumo eee ooo,


Si PricessM,
E se fun owe yen ooo, emi yan gbasigbe, se ale ferawa abi okunrin ni yin ma?

Lets set the Laughing Tool!

NEW SECRETARY

Two guys were discussing the new secretary at their office. John to George: "Man, I dated her last Tuesday and we had wonderful sex. She's a lot better in bed than my wife!"
Two days later. George to John: "Well, I dated her too and we had sex as well, but I still think your wife is better in bed!

WILL IT HURT MUCH, DOCTOR?
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?"
The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."
"I know, but can't you give me some idea?" she asks.
"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little, "
"Like this?"
"A little more, "
"Like this?"
"No. A little more, "
"Like this?"
"Yes. Does that hurt?"
"A little bit."
"Now stretch it over your head!"

PHYSICAL EXAMINATION
A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a dick the size of a little kid's little finger. A nurse standing in the room sees his little dick and begins to laugh hysterically.
The young man gives her a stern look and say, "You shouldn't laugh, it's been swollen like that for two weeks now!"