₦airaland Forum

Na Buhari cause am .

Seriously tho people need to learn how to comport themselves and not get carried away at occasions. Don't do anything that'd bring premium embarrassment to you. Even if you escape the eyes of other party attendees, I doubt if you'd escape the sharp and unforgiving eyes of the cameras .

Reminds me of my grandfather's burial ceremony years back. We were playing the video coverage's DVD a couple weeks after when I spotted one loud and troublesome aunt stylishly packing meat into her bag, oblivious to the camera. Even my then crush sef dey tiff meat ...Na VAR cast all of them sha

CandyOps:

I prefer the Last Ride. It's a more brutal move

Not as brutal as the Tombstone Piledriver

I'm just gonna start watching. Was recommended by my cousin and he never disappoints . I'll be back to update once I'm done with the last episode

RIP to the late woman.
However, It's a shame most Nigerians allow their emotions to get the better of them. If the COZA pastor drags this accuser to court now to prove all her claims, they'll start saying he wants to shut her up. As long as the members attend his church of their own volition and freewill and he didn't put a gun to anyone's head, there's nothing so say here. Logic over emotions anytime anyday.
Expecting the stupid mentions tho. I care less

Anigreat:






Instead of them to die so that the family can be compensated, they choose to be hero, and even if they came out unscathed, can't they fake death so that the family can be paid. It's still them that will enjoy the money. Common sense is not common at all.

Fake their own death in Nigeria? Mad men don full NL sha

killmods:
Omor... that was close. U sef see sign to gbes u dey form jagaban. U get luck the father no suspect anything

Bruh something tell me say dat man for shoot me if to say him nab me that day .
Thank God for God sha

Truvelisback:
Good day, Fellas. Which of the food u enjoy eating? The food u prepare or the food someone else prepared?

In all honesty, my culinary skills aren't the best so it's definitely the latter for me. The only exception is my pasta tho, I'd choose my pasta over any other unless I'm visiting Italy

This girl invited me over to her parents' . I arrived and the first thing I noticed was a man who was apparently her dad smiling in a police uniform in a huge framed picture hung on their sitting-room wall. He was hugely decorated so he was definitely high-ranking. This girl followed my eyes and read my thoughts. She reassured me with a smile he was out and wouldn't be back till the next morning.

I calmed down and sipped the cold Malt she offered me. One thing led to another and our clothes were soon flying all over . I carried her and she pointed the way to her bedroom. I was just tossing her in her bed when I heard the sound of approaching sirens and then the sound of their huge gate opening almost immediately.
We both froze then she half-screamed "yeh, I'm dead!". I muttered to myself: "I'm the dead one here". It was then I remembered I didn't inform anyone of my whereabouts so they would basically have no idea if anything happened to me . She jumped out of bed and hurriedly opened her huge wardrobe, signalling me inside and then locking it. I put my phone on silent mode then texted details to my friend before turning my phone off.

Ladies and gentlemen, to cut a long story I spent the night in her wardrobe. Luckily for me, her dad went to work very early the next morning so I was released from my mini-detention. She made breakfast but all her pleas for me to stay and eat before leaving to my house fell on deaf ears. No be me you go put for trouble . That was officially the last time I visited a girl at her parents'. If you can't meet in public or come to mine forget about it. Only exception is if you've got a place of your own.

But d cloth don already tear before na .

Seriously tho, she's obviously blowing things out of proportion. I'm yet to see how the so called clothing store body shamed her. The response she got was civil enough but yeah, this is Twitter where people call a sneeze an hurricane just for cheap likes and engagement.

ReneDaniels:
Bros go and seat down somewhere. 23 your prime for sex. Folks your age should only be thinking of getting a better carrier and how to get done with school, not how to get better at sex for God sake

Lol this advice tho. "He should only be thinking of getting a better career and get out of school".
So he should wait till he's forty with a good career before he improves his sex life? . Life is a journey and self-improvement is an all round thing and shouldn't be restricted to some areas. The most important part is learning how to strike a balance.

Congratulations, Àdìgún alápòméjì

Pop. No long talk

Murphyenemuwe:
Your level of emotional quotient is mind blowing. Wish I can master my emotions like this. The guy self for don confuse with your response. Kudos

Lol thanks for your kind words. I'm naturally chilled out like that. Insults do not change my reality so most times I laugh over it and move on and yeah, it does confuse people

EmekaStanley:
Quite painful I must say.

People's source of livelihood must not be toyed with by any government.

If you must demolish, please provide a reliable alternative

You have said it all

Mayonnaise nd coochie....






MODIFIED:
Relax, na joke
My weirdest food combination has to be the time I had nothing on me save garri, red oil, ground pepper and salt. So yeah, I had no choice but to make something or die of hunger. So I made eba, then added the pepper n salt to the oil and put it on fire..
Typing this got me so emotional but yeah I was at my lowest then but now, I'm grateful to God for where I'm at. Ain't ever going back to that life. Grateful to my homies who taught me how to bake too. Life's good...

To the person who's reading this and is down or low, keep your head up and don't give up things will surely get better once you stay alive and push hard...

Sezzybb:
Most people up there just dey talk nonsense

Pure nonsense bruv .. the dumboes definitely outnumber d smart ones on here it's a shame

Skyflygang2:
Ode I have more than enough aint begging and aint showing off aint living my life on internet feedbacks idiot cook you no sabi turn jollof rice to pepper soup rice olodo

Alright, chief daddy.. enjoy

paulolee:
fake doctor buy phones with fake alerts? na wah o...even after all the fake tinz wey full her body

Make dem sha no put am for fake prison oh . Coz this Naija sef na ....

mytravels:
Guy its an event, no let me vent my anger on you,lol. haven't you ever been to an event where the floor is covered with carpet?

Shift please.

I rest my case sir

Skyflygang2:
Idiot instead of you to focus on cooking a delicious meal all you was concerned was to take pictures so you could share well you got what you deserve... olodo oloriburuku

Bros I know say frustration dey everywhere but try dey calm down na, e never reach all these names wey you dey hurl up and down. Remember say you go dey alright one day na ..make you no dey attack ppl wey no be d cause of your problems in life, haba

Lol..try again later. You are at an event but the carpet/rug looks like it's in your sitting room at home? No caterer would be stupid to add chicken head to party food. Plus d last time I checked, chicken heads weren't included in frozen chicken packs (unless na the caterer kill d chicken herself sha)
My verdict: This is a shit post with intent to cause mischief

Literal representation of "Ona ofun lona orun". Life is full of risks, the tiniest F-up can claim your life. Reminds me of the day I was jejely doing my laundry. Next thing, I was under the lights of an ICU from a freak home accident . Anything can kill you in life, unless it's not your time, of course. Rip to the man...

Beer has lots of benefits. However, moderation is key...
"Beer is used for preventing diseases of the heart and circulatory system, including coronary heart disease, “hardening of the arteries” (atherosclerosis), heart failure, heart attack, and stroke. It is also used to reduce the chance of death from heart attack and from another heart condition called ischemic left ventricular (LV) dysfunction.

Beer is also used for preventing decline of thinking skills in later life, Alzheimer's disease, weak bones (osteoporosis), gallstones, type 2 diabetes, heart disease in people with type 2 diabetes, kidney stones, prostate cancer, breast cancer, other cancers, and Helicobacter pylori (H. pylori) infection. H. pylori is the bacterium that causes ulcers.

Some people use beer to stimulate appetite and digestion, and to increase the flow of breast milk.

How does it work?
Beer is thought to help prevent heart disease by increasing high-density lipoprotein (HDL), also known as "good cholesterol." Also, the vitamin B6 (pyridoxine) contained in beer can help lower homocysteine levels, a chemical considered to be one of the risk factors for heart disease..."

Beer is one of the best things to happen to mankind. Nothing like a long day at work then you arrive home to open the fridge and grab an ice-cold Heineken. That feeling's heavenly. Drink responsibly sha

PlayMaker14:
For the records, I am your “Bruv” and it's "Uptight and childish ” giving someone unsolicited advice.

He who wishes will take it.


Thank you and Merry Christmas.

There, fixed.

Merry Christmas to you too, bruv.

PlayMaker14:
Don't take this foolish character to 2022...


A word of advice.

Don't be so uptight bruv. It's obviously a joke

Yinkakolawole:
I also noticed that no one give his daughter the name EVE, but we av a lot of men bearing the name adam, but eve name is nowhere to be found after the apple saga. why?

Eve is actually a quite common name. Check onlyfans you'll lose count

From the writing , I know it's a syrup and the name ends with "min". I don try . Pharmacists/Dr's in the house will add the rest

Stomoney:
Wonder shall never end

At least something for me to practise my tongue strokes on in the mean time while bae's away

kinglee007:
E go soon enter phone and later on wrist watch. You go just see person dey lick phone for street.

You never hear of Sony Elicksson?

Gbogbo damage control yii o necessary now .

tradepunter:
Justifying low level oloshoism is bad for your health.

Na why una dy carry all the classes of STDs and STIs...

Very very useless assertion

Lmao and na one nigger marry dz one put for house say e don see wife oh

Whazar:
The day I wan nack Cynthia my preek disappoint me chai

Bruh! been there but I made sure there was a return-leg where I redeemed my image tho ...
Did you drink before she came around?
Could have been a case of "whiskey-dìck"

Bruv, don't do this to yourself . Take down those photos while you can

Anything to justify the impending subsidy removal. 2022 go sweet sha . Nigerians should brace hard