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Just so you know, contact lenses can't fix that typa eye

donbachi:
Afang soup

I can relate .

https://www.nairaland.com/6945861/what-when-she-starts-doing

You just attacked the guy on that thread for making a dumb ass post as if this post is any less dumb. Funny how some ppl forget to take their own advice . Low-budget Elon Musk

Talk about being caught red-handed

Now this is what you call being caught red-handed

What tha fùck?

FuckkME:
Ajala the traveller

This got me laughing hard

Solofresh2:
With her small breast and small yansh

I like am like that, I no dey complain

Congratulations, op

Sapphire and Kriss 216, what are you guys waiting for??

Can't relate, save for the occasional spankings from my mum . My dad wasn't a fan of hitting kids.

This is absolutely tragic. Life is transient and fleeting. One minute someone is here, the next they are gone. Everyone prays for long life but not everyone will be that lucky. It's why I live every day like my last coz nothing is assured and nothing is a given. RIP to the departed

Unfortunately, nobody gives a shiit

Bluezy13:
The etiquette that became a norm was simply incited by choking when talking while eating.
So to avoid choking while eating, especially peppery food...our forefathers adopted the etiquette, attached good grooming to it and it became a norm.

I agree. It was mainly to guard against choking on food then it gradually evolved into an etiquette. That said, it's perfectly acceptable to talk over food. What matters is: don't talk with your mouth full and don't chew with your mouth open. Imagine going on a dinner date and waiting till you're done eating before talking with your date . No etiquette is cast in iron. That's where common sense and good judge on comes in to effectively adjust based on what the situation demands...

BadNews:
See More Photos Via www.. com

Oga rest jare .Ain't seeing nada

Imagine. OP's moniker is "bad news". Some ppl need help sha

chiommy123:
Now that's a lie. We have good and God fearing women but you need a third eye to see them

Third eye? How do you mean?

Karlovych:
Hallaaaah Wakbaaaaar!!

You meant to say "Allahhu ackeeboom!!"

odinson1:
The Putrid Stench emanating from a Nigerian girl's Vagina is an Odour so Horrible, Legend has it that it could Kill Death itself.

People like Siofra,Iyaebe, Candidlady and Datboredberry would know what I'm talking about.

You asked for it bruh

Top of the list has gotta be stank coochie. It just hits my brain and my mind just blanks .. Bad breath is a huge turn off for me as well. Ion wanna suck on a "sulphur-eek" tongue for any reason.

I thought I had found the one. She was beautiful, intelligent and the icing on the cake for me was her sense of humour, absolutely crazy. I had even gotten an engagement ring and was making plans to propose.

Long story short, I did some digging and found out she was a hoe (no pun intended). I discovered she had a snapchat account where she sold her nudes on her private story. I was shocked but yeah a couple shots of tequila set my mood right. I subscribed to her private snap and then I asked for a video call. She obliged . The look on her face as soon as she saw my face on her screen The rest is history anyways.

I was too hurt to feel angry, it was more like a shot to the heart. Yeah I knew she was a model but I had no idea she was on some low-budget onlyfans shii. That was officially the last thing I had with any Nigerian girl. Fishes plenty for sea pass make I dey chop the one wey get sharp bones. Make I enjoy my salmon in peace ..I don leave mackerel and titus for una

Truvelisback:
I will have to Cheat to pass these exam Questions.

I saw what you did there

shawante:
Do they watch porn all day??

You are missing the point. For instance while it's valid to say someone who enjoys watching horror or psychopathic movies isn't necessarily a potential psychopath, when it comes to watching stuff that depicts abnormal behavioural patterns or extreme societal taboos or crime (child porn in this case), an absence of resentment/disgust for such indicates huge potential to engage in such behaviour. In this man's case, not only does he watch child porn, he enjoys watching it. You don't need a seer to tell you he's a potential paedophile (if he already isn't one). I'd def keep my eye on my kids around a man like that. Nuff said

Can someone watch Food network on DSTV all day and not be a foodie /food enthusiast? Or can someone watch Sky sports 2 all day and not be a passionate sports lover? There you have your answer

This is indeed beautiful, congratulations to the couple
The wedding day matters but yeah what matters the most is the marriage and the happiness coupled with the fulfillment it brings in the long run. That being said, those who want large or small weddings reserve every right to choose whichever kinda wedding they go for. Personally tho, I do favour a small, simple but glamorous wedding with just a few guests over the large one.

Reminds me of the look on my fiancee's face when we both were discussing stuff one day and I told her how there had been over a thousand guests at my sister's wedding. Aunty went pale and I had to severally reassure her I had no plans to have that large a wedding and would rather splurge the cash on our honeymoon .
For the next couple days tho, she was always on Google looking up pics of Nigerian weddings and muttering to herself

I understand doing that comes from a place of trying to avoid conflict and making peace reign. In the long run you end up with resentment and pent up anger built up in you and that's not good for ur mental health. Apologising first without addressing the issue is only a temporary solution anyways, all that bottled up emotion will definitely spill over when it's time. My take; call people out calmly on their bullshit and move on. No need creating a scene or arguing..if they apologise fine, if they don't, good for them.

MrBrownJay1:
its not a big deal at all.... if a man is good looking then it will often happen...it is THE MARRIED MAN'S REACTION that matters. a sane man would ignore it and move on with his life.

I agree. Not to brag but as an extremely good-looking man myself, I tend to get female attention everywhere I go. Can I change that? No. You got genetically lucky so you definitely can't help the attention. However how you react and handle the attention is YOUR responsibility. Being handsome is no excuse for promiscuity. Loving your partner isn't just in words, it's in action and there's no better way to show it than by being faithful. Love is mutual respect. I wouldn't condone my partner flirting her hair off would I? So yeah I might as well keep that energy too.

Good looks do not justify all he's doing. What he needs is discipline. And he surely does sound like he needs a strong reminder from you he's no longer a bachelor. He's obviously still stuck in that phase where he wants to explore. What kinda husband texts other girls just for cruise?

I agree, she just might be Nigeria's Joyce Meyer . Hallelujah

Na Buhari cause am .

Seriously tho people need to learn how to comport themselves and not get carried away at occasions. Don't do anything that'd bring premium embarrassment to you. Even if you escape the eyes of other party attendees, I doubt if you'd escape the sharp and unforgiving eyes of the cameras .

Reminds me of my grandfather's burial ceremony years back. We were playing the video coverage's DVD a couple weeks after when I spotted one loud and troublesome aunt stylishly packing meat into her bag, oblivious of the camera. Even my then crush sef dey tiff meat ...Na VAR cast all of them sha

" it's wrong to say no to money if you can provide service".
Your boyfriend sure sounds like a wise man . Enjoy

Following this case with keen interest. Thank God for social media tho, this case would have been swept under the carpet from day one. May Justice prevail!