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I have a cousin whose nick is "Disu". He called me one day with a new number, informing me he had ditched his old line. I was behind the wheels so I hurriedly typed "Disu Cousin" and saved the no. Unknown to me, auto-correct had changed it to "Disowned Cousin"
He called me weeks later and my girl brought my phone to me with a weird look; "Your disowned cousin is calling "

Yeah, I definitely can relate. Everything isn't always what it looks like on the outside. Behind those smiling faces we see each day are silent tears. Every man with his own battle...

Poverty is the worst thing that can happen to a man smh

Hustle hard and get a better apartment bruh. May God bless you . In the mean time, you could get a nice sound system with well defined subwoofers. Thank me later

Kriss216:
Congratulations to Chelsea Football Club for adding yet another trophy to your cabinet.

Reece James should endeavour to keep his medal safe this time around. Some trophyless players in History FC might be planning a remix.

By History FC, are you in anyway referring to a club from Manchester? You sha like vawulence

MoneyGoDrop:
Maybe she's still in shock because of how direct your statement. The truth is always good to say but we all should be diplomatic when saying it.

Exactly. While he has good intentions, his lack of tact made it too much for the poor lady to handle

Dumb ass professor cum pastor you forgot to add Nigeria has one of the lowest minimum wages in the world as well. Always quick to cite developed countries as examples when it's time to increase tax or price of commodities

Sounds like an advanced secondary school. No hugs?

lasisi69:
simp

Ahn ahn. No be so oh bros

Candidlady:
@bolded

You be grandpa? Lol

Lool nope. You sound like you live in a different country
This is Nigeria where you're expected to live "a holy life" or at least pretend to. Even if you fvck, you aren't expected to shove it in people's faces otherwise they'll say you're hell-bound

K

pocohantas:
Denrele is better than those ones o. Who is Lil Nas again? The foreign rapper?

Yeah, the foreign rapper

My little niece found condoms in my stuff..unfortunately, I wasn't home so she took it outside to show her mum to " see uncle's sweets " It was a full house(a day to a family function). Uncles, aunties, siblings, cousins, my parents, everyone saw it. I got back home and everyone stared at me in silence. The rest is history

Candidlady:
Did they educate her on what she saw?

I have no idea since I wasn't home when it happened and I didn't care much.. I had way more to worry about. An ss1 student with condoms was quite an "abomination" back then

Number 2 or 3

pocohantas:
Just two kids. As long as no Bobrisky or Jamesbrown amongst them, I am fine.

How about Denrele or maybe Lil Nas?

Nigeria is an absolute joke. The law now "forgives"?

I can't recall the last time I took paracetamol. Once I have an headache, a good night's sleep is enough to get me reinvigorated

SmellySperm:
Lols ... I like Joyner Lucas tho, Devil's work and I'm no racist (my favs)

Huge Joyner Lucas fan as well Some of his songs might be politically incorrect but he keeps it real. Man's a absolute vibe...
Try playing "Zim Zimma" while you're driving or working out .

It indeed takes a strong willpower not to impulsively or recklessly do something one would regret later on. Been there several times in d past but I'm grateful I got a grip of myself. The hardest one was with a girl whom we had an incredible chemistry together.She finally visited. We talked a bit. Fixed her a strong cocktail. Long story short, she got drunk as hell. Apparently, I had overestimated her alcohol tolerance. I was pretty tipsy myself. She was soon grabbing my crotch and stuff.
I remembered a drunk girl can't consent to sex, I pictured myself in handcuffs in front of a judge, that was all I needed . As tipsy and aroused as I was, I went cold and I firmly lifted her off me and tucked her in bed so she could get some sleep. I went to the kitchen to burn that energy on making dinner lol. She ate when she woke up and I dropped her at her place. We ended up "hanging out" multiple times after that

Looking back it was tough but I'm glad I didn't do it. Sex isn't worth creating future problems for yourself. A man that has mastered control over his hormones and urges has solved half his problems in life...

Anyways, OP, I'm glad you didn't rape her, try to sort things our between you two and if your differences are irreconcilable, break up with her and move on.

Low-budget Joyner Lucas

How Nigeria sank this low is something that should be critically analysed and studied by renowned scholars for years to come. And oh, one Catalyst surely deserves an honorable mention; President Megabyte

Magnoliaa:
Wristwatch? Na big girls dey buy that one. Abi which type? Maybe if it's a rubber or a Spiderman and Ben10 wristwatch, ehenn.

Wo, sis. No make I dey catch cruise with you. You're selling wares. I'm just playing with the small head that tagged you ni.

Best of luck (sales).

I like you already. You're such a truckload of cruise

Quite an insightful read. You've said it all. Ama still kip grinding for momma tho. I owe her a R.R wraith

Don't try to cheat on these ones. They will definitely catch you

Ginaz:
my crush is in russia following his path of be coming a medical doctor. we can't Marry cos he's not coming back and I don't intend getting married to him.

Oh well, I'm still pretty certain you're attracted to this man who keeps popping up in your dreams Dreams are a product of our imaginations, subconscious and past experiences...

Lol.. just a crush you need to deal with If I married every girl I dreamt of, by now I'd be polygamous

Wtfu is this?

God1000:
Amen oo

Amen

pharmagba:
Hard for me to stick to one
Both different styles
Federer is smooth and slicky
Nadal power and endurance

Ah yeah. You do know your Tennis .Djokovic's ruthless too but some would argue he arrived when Federer and Nadal had passed their peak...

ThierryJay:
GOAT of Tennis

Oh well, Roger Federer remains my GOAT