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RomanceRe: How Do I Tell My Fiancee That I Am Tired Of Incessant Sex? by selfemployed(m): 1:49am On Jan 13, 2019
igbo's are great
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell My Fiancee That I Am Tired Of Incessant Sex? by selfemployed(m): 1:48am On Jan 13, 2019
Testing ord filter .... Igbo

Offpoint:
Irony of life, what Lefulefu is praying for is what this op is complaining about.


Anyways, if she f*kks away all your energy in courtship, then what the fûck will she f**ks in marriage?


Save yourself, if the food is excess please invite friends to merit with you.

oh, op sorry... I just realize you need advice from mature men.

let me give you mature advice. sit her down, tella you've seen a doctor and he said you're having excessive sex, that if you don't reduce or stop, your penįs might soon crash beyond repairs.
Tella you understand how much sex mean to her, you'll help her with dîldo, but you'll only engage once in a week or month because you have life and don't want to be unfortunate in life.

just know if you stop she'll cheat on you.. 99% sure.


........
Nairaland stop changing my penís to joystick, joystick is a computer game pad, not pènis.

and stop changing my Díldo to "Love machine... who invented it? I know what a machine is.

why do you guys change flatinò to igbos? when did Igbo race becomes flatinò?

...........Modified.......
Since this made Front page and I'm the FTC, it's a rare opportunity. I dedicate this to all the 30sec/ 1 minutes men like me.
A big thanks to my mom who took the pain of raising me alone since my pop died since I was 6, and choosed to remain single till date because of the love she had for him. You're forever my hero and role model. I love you mom and God strengthen all the widows out there... Amen.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Soldier Killed 14 Boko Haram Terrorists Before He Was Killed by selfemployed(m): 8:42pm On Jan 10, 2019
PoliticsRe: Police Reveal Next Move After Dino Melaye Surrenders by selfemployed(m): 8:34pm On Jan 05, 2019
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PoliticsHow Religion Has Under Developed Nigeria by selfemployed(op): 7:30pm On Dec 30, 2018
I've been going through Marx's statements on Wikipedia, and it seems to relate with the Nigeria situation.

In his time, Marx understood the effect religion has on the masses in making them illusioned with expectations. This illusion helps them forget their immediate suffering and enslaves them to doctrines which are purely irrational.

Read this:

"Marx was making a structural functionalism argument about religion, and particularly about organized religion.[3][4] Marx believed that religion had certain practical functions in society that were similar to the function of opium in a sick or injured person: it reduced people's immediate suffering and provided them with pleasant illusions which gave them the strength to carry on. Marx also saw religion as harmful, as it prevents people from seeing the class structure and oppression around them, thus religion can prevent the necessary revolution.arx was making a structural functionalism argument about religion, and particularly about organized religion.[3][4] Marx believed that religion had certain practical functions in society that were similar to the function of opium in a sick or injured person: it reduced people's immediate suffering and provided them with pleasant illusions which gave them the strength to carry on. Marx also saw religion as harmful, as it prevents people from seeing the class structure and oppression around them, thus religion can prevent the necessary revolution."

Reflecting on the above statements, its beginning to get clear why Nigeria is the way it is- highly religious, yet highly undeveloped
FamilyRe: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by selfemployed(m): 4:14am On Dec 28, 2018
bamirotola:
If I don't love her I won't be here looking for solution..I am sure she's not proud of how it is herself.. I don't know how to tell her my concern not to make her feel bad!
Diet should be able to provide a solution
RomanceRe: Outrage As Men Sexualize A -5-year-old Girl Wearing Bum Shorts On TV Talk Show by selfemployed(m): 9:01am On Dec 18, 2018
Salmoneus:
You are an animal, of course you have to be Muslim, so if your see a three year old child exposing her self in a dress it would turn you on? and tell you she's ready for sex? *Spits
Your kind with lack of home training are the main problem of Nigeria. The same way your parents couldn't train you on how to talk, is the same way the parents of the 7 year old girl couldn't train her on how to dress. You end up destroying the social system, but transfer the blame on others.

FYI I'm a Christian, but the truth will always remain that Muslims got it right on proper dressing for women than christians. And maybe also on alcoholism.

I know people like you don't like to hear the truth.
RomanceRe: Outrage As Men Sexualize A -5-year-old Girl Wearing Bum Shorts On TV Talk Show by selfemployed(m): 8:31am On Dec 18, 2018
Lucifer66:
The question is;
Why would a 5 year old girl be wearing bum shot?.
If she can wear something like that then she's ready for rough sex.
Don't mind those talking against the men.

The same reaction the laps of a 25 year old lady produces to the sight of a sex hungry man will be produced by the laps of a 7 year old girl.

That's the only thing I like about Islam, they understand that the body of a woman is holy and FORCE them to cover it properly.

Naturally, women like to walk around naked. Except maybe the elderly ones who have nothing to show. It happens naturally, because that's the only way they can attract a male fool to come satisfy their numerous desires for them.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Dedicates Child, Jayce Jeremi In Church (Photos) by selfemployed(m): 12:11am On Dec 17, 2018
Things are changing. Girls who don't want to be caged inside marriage can now get a boyfriend, have sex until they "fell pregnant", deliver the baby and come to church for dedication. And continue enjoying their free life.

The era of marriage is fast coming to an end
CrimeRe: Nigerian Who Scammed Hong Kong Lady Of £79,000 In Love Scam, Arrested. Photo by selfemployed(m): 8:15am On Dec 15, 2018
Earthbound:
What kind of shitty job was that? Direct wire to Naija because you be hacker wey fit block loopholes abi? Not that I'm supporting him but this was a dumb con.
the picture looks like huspuppi
CelebritiesRe: Nairaland Super Mod Lalasticlala Show Off His Pretty Little Baby Face by selfemployed(m): 7:58am On Dec 09, 2018
I thought lala is a lady
PropertiesWhy Nigerian Real Estate Sector Must Be Reformed by selfemployed(op): 9:04pm On Dec 02, 2018
The chaos that results from people erecting buildings without standard has made it necessary for the real estate sector to be reformed in Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Court Sacks Uche Ogah, Affirms Emenike As Apc’s Governorship Candidate In Abia by selfemployed(m): 4:21pm On Dec 01, 2018
OkaNaUbe:
UCHE Ogar hasn't been successful politically.
He will go to supreme court
PoliticsRe: Soldier Ibrahim Sakaba & His Brother Killed By Boko Haram In Borno (Graphic) by selfemployed(m): 9:21pm On Nov 23, 2018
KwoiZabo:
The best form of defence is attack. The Army should launch a continuous offensive against this group. Our army bases are not hidden so it is easy for BH to deploy 70% of their fighting force to a Base of 150 soldiers and you know the result.
The army should consider going faceless like bokoharam
InvestmentA 10% Roi by selfemployed(op): 7:55am On Nov 23, 2018
Can anyone advice on a risk free investment that give me 10% profit monthly?

Thanks
CelebritiesRe: Olakunle Churchill Is A One Minute Man - Tonto Dikeh Exposes Ex-Husband by selfemployed(m): 11:19pm On Nov 18, 2018
Faithway10:
Nollywood actress, Tonto Dikeh is out with another bombshell about her ex-husband, Churchill Olakunle.

This time, she's claiming he's a one minute man, and that she married him with her money, fed and clothed him

See the post below...

https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/11/tonto-dikeh-reveals-her-ex-husband-is-a-one-minute-man.html
If it takes a second man to impregnate Tonto, then what is she?
CelebritiesRe: Lola Omotayo-Okoye & Her Children, Cameron & Aliona Okoye In Family Portraits by selfemployed(m): 8:17pm On Nov 18, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



This lady here,
Is the one mistake Peter has made in all of his life.

A mistake that will come back to haunt him if he doesn't retrace his steps.

The worst thing any son can do to his mom is to flout her dying wish.
You must reap what you sow.
These kids will grow up not to respect Peter. They'd only take instructions from their mom Lola.

It's not a curse, it is just karma.
Does it mean you do not appreciate this beautiful and happy family?

What's the essence of marriage if not for love and happiness?

But to you it seems the essence is to obey your mom, your siblings and your tradition, and then live in bondage.

I've always looked forward to reading your comments. But think about this one more carefully.
Christianity EtcIs Speaking In Tongue The Evidence Of Being Filled With The Holy Spirit? by selfemployed(op): 9:07pm On Nov 12, 2018
Any biblical reference?
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Leads Ambode And Sanwoolu To Bourdilon by selfemployed(m): 10:11pm On Nov 05, 2018
The first official assignment sanwo olu should undertake after being sworn in as governor is to dismantle whatever political structure Tinubu is using to control Lagos. If not, he'd be the next victim come 2023
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Reacts To Laura Ikeji’s Claim Of Telling Lies by selfemployed(m): 9:22pm On Nov 03, 2018
Kemi is a business woman who makes money from attention.

Also she's a member of church of Satan in level 999. She's been commissioned to prepare the way for the coming of the Antichrist by spreading lies and rumors.
BusinessRe: Folorunsho Alakija Is Building Famfa Towers, Costs N60 Billion by selfemployed(m): 2:02pm On Nov 01, 2018
TheSorrowfulMan:
HOW OTHERS ENJOY NIGER DELTA OIL MONEY



THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD FROM NIGER DELTA HAD TO MARRY A BILLIONAIRE IN THE NORTHER NIGERIA BECAUSE OF WEALTH, THE BILLIONAIRE'S WEALTH IS FROM SAME NIGER DELTA OIL HER REGION. THE PEOPLE WEY GET THE OIL NO DEY SEE ANYTHING. PEOPLE FROM NIGER REPUBLIC AND CHAD ENJOY THE NIGER DELTA OIL MORE THAN THE NIGER DELTANS
That would be wicked of her.

What does she need a tower for? There are more important things to do with money.
Christianity EtcRe: Igbo Traditional Marriage Rite Is Unbiblical by selfemployed(op): 9:14am On Oct 29, 2018
MexxIT:
Oga each tribe has their traditions for marriage, if U want to marry from d tribe den U have to marry according to d tradition. Ur assertion of biblical marriage is downright wrong becos what is recorded in d bible is Jewish traditions. It's jus like having to want to marry from Fulani land and complain about why U have to receive flogging
You need to understand how traditions evolve.

Its usually an idea started by one person, usually a person with the authority figure, who influence others to accept and practice it without questions.

Some traditions are useless and should be done away with as the people become civilized. It also takes one person to start the process of doing away with it.

Virtually corruption has become a tradition for Nigerian public office holders. It took one man in Ghana to do away with the tradition of corruption. We need such a person here in Nigeria
Christianity EtcRe: Igbo Traditional Marriage Rite Is Unbiblical by selfemployed(op):
MexxIT:
Oga jus shut up jare and stop sounding like an illiterate.. D marriage rites mentioned in d bible was according to d tradition of d Israelites. Why don't U tell us how many years Jacob had to work jus to marry Rachel? Marriage is done according to d tradition and culture of a people as their is nothing like a Christian marriage rites or biblical marriage rites. Except U want to marry based on Jewish traditions and customs which is what is recorded in d bible. I'm sure U have no idea dat those who practice Jewish traditions and customs are actually not Christians but in Judaism...
Who is laban, Jacob's father in-law?

A greedy and evil man. Its his kind of people that Satan will use to establish such evil tradition. Is that who you want to follow his footsteps?

The same spirit is what made Judas sell his master Jesus, and we see that a lot in a Igbo land.

Imagine what will happen if Judas were to be your father in-law.

Igbo's must rise and fight against this unbiblical and satanic tradition

Marriage is not supposed to be used as an avenue to make financial gains.

Its this very spirit of using humans for financial gains that motivated Omenuko and his cohorts to start slave trade in old bende.

Its evil and against the will of God for humanity.

The right way is the way Rebekah father did. Receive good will gifts from your in-law according to their strength. Never impose heavy burden on them.
Christianity EtcRe: Igbo Traditional Marriage Rite Is Unbiblical by selfemployed(op): 11:03pm On Oct 28, 2018
CuTTiieAngeL:
lies
When has humans become a commodity for sale?

That's what the Igbo tradition does. It sets a price on you and your daughters and that's evil and unbiblical.
Christianity EtcRe: Igbo Traditional Marriage Rite Is Unbiblical by selfemployed(op): 10:52pm On Oct 28, 2018
CuTTiieAngeL:
Hian!!! Show me that tribe without traditional rites? or a tribe without a marriage list or agreementhuh
There's no marriage list in the bible.

The West don't have a marriage list too.


Its Satan that brought the concept of marriage list to Igbo tradition fueled by the spirit of greed and wickedness
Christianity EtcIgbo Traditional Marriage Rite Is Unbiblical by selfemployed(op): 10:41pm On Oct 28, 2018
When Abraham wanted to get a wife for his son, Isaac, he instructed his servant on where to go get the wife from. Definitely not from the Canaanites, because of their way of life.

The servant eventually met Rebekah, who brought him to her father's house where the marriage was contracted.

What caught my interest was the manner in which the marriage was celebrated, as compared to what is obtainable today in Igbo land.

1. The marriage was celebrated strictly within the lady's immediate family. There was no umunna, umuada, or any extended family of any sort.

2. There was no marriage list. The bride's father accepted the gifts given to her by Abraham's servant.

Considering the burden being placed upon intending couples as a result of exorbitant lists, its becoming clear that this tradition is unbiblical and satanic in nature.

It adds no real values to the parties involved but only serves as a means of delaying divine purpose in the lives of young people who have attained marriageable age as well as impoverishing them.

Its high time churches and christians in Igbo land begin to speak out out against this unbiblical and satanic tradition.
PoliticsNnamdi Kanu Has More Respect For His Dog Than Humans by selfemployed(op): 10:08pm On Oct 21, 2018
" The army of the zoo killed my dog Jack and few other people in my compound... " - Nnamdi Kanu (21st October, 2018)

As I was going through the live broadcast of Nnamdi Kanu, I was only interested to hear what he would say about those his loyalist who were killed by the Nigerian army.

To my utmost disappointment, he had no regard for them. In fact, he honored his dog, Jack more than those people who lost their lives defending him. To him, the Nigerian army came to his father's compound and killed his dog, Jack, and a few others.

I wonder why my Igbo brothers are so foolish to read in between the lines.


This is a man who led others to lose their lives, while he saved his and that of his wife and children. Yet he could not as much as feel remorseful for the destinies he destroyed but equates their lives to that of his dog, Jack. Even honoring his dog more than them by mentioning his dog before them.

They are just a few others.

Any Igbo man following Nnamdi Kanu by now should have his head examined by a psychiatric.
Car TalkRe: Checkout Our Made-In-Nigeria Keke NAPEP (PHOTOS) by selfemployed(m): 9:56pm On Oct 18, 2018
If its Russia or China, they'd ban importation of tricycles and grow this talent
CrimeRe: Mother Breaks Her Son’s Head Over N50 Meal In Lagos. Graphic Photos by selfemployed(m): 10:21pm On Oct 14, 2018
ChangeIsCostant:
A young boy was seriously injured by his own mother for refusing to eat ‘fufu’ (a cassava meal). The woman, simply identified as Mrs. Celestine, was said to have beaten up her son, Tochukwu, until blood gushed out of his head.

The incident occurred last week at Ijeshatedo area in Surulere, Lagos. 

It was gathered that neighbours, who intervened and stopped her from further beating up the boy, accused the woman of always venting her frustration on her children.

The boy, who confirmed that he and his siblings usually suffered physical abuses from their mother, however, pleaded that she should not be arrested.

It was scooped that there was a night Mrs. Celestine beat up one of her children until he bled from ears.

The neighbours reported the incident at the police station and Mrs. Celestine was arrested, cautioned and released.

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/10/mother-breaks-her-sons-head-over-n50-meal-in-lagos.html
Hmmm! I'm beginning to think this is why someone celebrated his father's death.
CareerRe: Welder Omoniye Lesley Faith Celebrates Her Birthday With Cute Photos by selfemployed(m): 2:35pm On Oct 14, 2018
What's special about birthday that make ladies take it so important?
PoliticsRe: How Buhari Can Change The Game by selfemployed(op): 4:39pm On Oct 13, 2018
millhouse:
tell us the region that will give Buhari major votes .. Because Atiku will handily win the northern Christian, southeast, north central and southern ethnic minority blocs. Buhari may win the northern Muslim bloc, but certainly not by the same wide margin of victory .Nigerian Shiites, the best-organized Muslim religious group, are mobilizing to vote against Buhari. He won their votes in 2015 but with what he has done to zakzaky it would be a hard call for him
What's the population of the Shiites.

Unless the national assembly makes a law that makes it very difficult to rig, whoever controls the INEC chairman controls the election.

Johnathan lost control of Mega and was Jegarized.

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