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Car Talk › Re: Restoring Journey For Mercedes W211 by Sellfish(m): 12:44pm On Aug 21, 2022
freshvine:
For months I had been looking for a Japanese Car to buy with a tight budget but the prevailing economic conditions hamper my resolve making it a mirage or should I say nearly impossible. When it seem impossible because of the high cost of Japanese vehicles in the market I tilted my search to the European car makers preferably Germans engineered. So I took my search to jiji, Facebook, nairaland and some other social media platforms in the bid to struck a better deal . Sent messages to some advertisers, called many but was conscious of the scammers abound.

Few weeks back, I felt I was lucky with a near tokumbo standard of Mercedes Benz E320 at a good price in Abuja. I called the guy and we kept on talking for days, he made a video of the vehicle, showed me documents, infact made several videos on my insistence and I even sneak into his colleague Facebook page courtesy of truecaller for further proof and investigation and I was convince of the availability of the vehicle because this same colleague of his was riding in the car with his wife and the several advert soliciting for purchase of this same car in his Facebook timeline.

Having cross all the t's with dotting the I's, I was set to travel to Abuja the location of the seller to make purchase. Seller was expecting me and we chatted some more. I even called to plead with him to at least be straight with me on the availability of the vehicle and save me the stress. He gave me an irrevocable assurance that my soon to be vehicle is waiting for me and that began the journey to Abuja by road.
Ok,?
Car Talk › Re: Honda Adidas Needed by Sellfish(m): 4:14pm On Mar 17, 2022
SheyiFCA:
I currently need Honda Adidas or any car in the range of 200-250k !

07066439828

Serious seller pls
I get one..

Na only engine and gearbox no dey inside

Working perfect with chilling AC smiley

Abeg no ask me how AC dey moto wey no get engine undecided.... U go buy abi u no go buy?
Technology Market › Re: Smart Tv Brand Suggestions? by Sellfish(m): 6:22am On Feb 06, 2021
GogetterMD:
TCL have very good products that are affordable. Pretty sleek designs too
TCL has Poor picture quality....


Get Panasonic...very durable and excellent picture quality
Politics › Re: Governor Abdulrazaq Abdulrahman Revalidates His APC Membership by Sellfish(m): 7:41pm On Feb 03, 2021
JidennaJason:
With the look of things, this guy might just deal ruthlessly with Lai Mohammed, just like the way Godwin Obaseki made Oshiomhole an Internally Displaced Politician.

If that's his number being displayed on that card, then I will give him a special call on how he can torment the Minister of Information and Culture.
Number is not complete



So feel free to torment Oga Minister by yourself grin
Car Talk › Re: First Owner Car HELP by Sellfish(m): 1:44pm On Jun 28, 2020
josephsm823:
haaa.. how about going for a Lexus es350?
Nice car but more expensive than the Camry or corrolla of same year....Gulps more fuel too...

Parts are more expensive than the Corrolla or Camry of same year...
Car Talk › Re: First Owner Car HELP by Sellfish(m): 1:42pm On Jun 28, 2020
peterdrury:
Good day, I'll advise you get a corolla, it's far better. If you need help in getting a good one, I can assist you for a small fee. If you still decide on the later, no issues too.

PS. Avoid any Nigerian used car of those models if you can.
There are certain persons on this forum who he can contact to get him a good Naija used version of both cars that will be almost at par with toks or even better smiley

Besides, some toks vehicles are shiny walking corpses...

Op needs a knowlegeable perosn to do a pre-purchase inspection for him before he buys any toks or Naija used vehicle..


I am sure if he goes through this section, he will find them...

I won't mention any names before People accuse me of being a sycophant
Car Talk › Re: First Owner Car HELP by Sellfish(m): 1:36pm On Jun 28, 2020
josephsm823:
need a better choice between Toyota corolla 2010 and Toyota camry 2008/2009.

please your recommendation is needed for a first time owner.
The Camry of those years has a factory defect of shorting oil and melting dashboards...You would be better off upping your budget and get a 2011 or 2010 Camry if you so please...its interior more spacious than the Corrolla of same year


The Corrolla of that year is a nice car...but the South African version is prone to suddenly catching fire due to a defect in the ABS Set-up..you fit just wake up see say your car don burn .to ashes overnight sad.... if you get the Corrolla, you will be on the radar of practically all car robbers and Vandals in West Africa grin...its fuel consumption is better than that of the Camry sha


Choose your poison smiley
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Car Talk › Re: Can I Get A Clean Tokunbo Car For 900k ? by Sellfish(m): 10:04am On Jun 28, 2020
xamuel17:
Dear nairalanders ,

I am thinking of getting a cheap rugged vehicle . my budget is 900k ... can I get a clean tokunbo at that price ?
Yes you can

I have contact of a clean Ghana-used Golf 4 for 860k smiley

Tokunbo Golf 4 straight from Kumasi grin
Music/Radio › Re: 'King Of Love': A Review Of Kizz Daniel's Third Studio Album By Iamsynord by Sellfish(m): 7:55pm On Jun 26, 2020
All this plenty Grammer on top one Music Album by common Kiss Daniel? huh







Let me go and write my review of Perikoma's last album smiley


Perikoma is greater than Kiss...Argue with yourself grin
Autos › Re: Substandard Toyota Engine Oil: SON Raises Red Alert by Sellfish(m): 3:14pm On Jun 26, 2020
And the useless person who produced this will be saying "God has been faithful" when people ask after his or her business sad


And that person may still blame Buhari and APC for any misfortunes in his or her life while he or she is a distributor of misfortune in other people's lives...


Nigerian lives obviously do not matter to even Nigerians sad
Politics › Re: President Buhari To Attend Victor Giadom's NEC Meeting by Sellfish(m): 5:04pm On Jun 24, 2020
Bubu is just flexing and enjoying the whole drama...after all,he has nothing to lose at all grin


This is just 2020 and APC is disintegrating already....
Car Talk › Re: Driving In The Rain Without AC by Sellfish(m): 2:40am On Jun 23, 2020
Conductor261:
in my car it does
Heater worsens windscreen fog during rainfall Sir


QED
Car Talk › Re: Driving In The Rain Without AC by Sellfish(m): 10:51pm On Jun 22, 2020
Conductor261:
your heater is bad
Defroster in vehicles uses AC not heater...


So kindly explain why hot air will have the same result as cold air for defrosting vehicle windshields
Car Talk › Re: Driving In The Rain Without AC by Sellfish(m): 10:04pm On Jun 22, 2020
adubam:
On the heater and u are good to go.
Not true.....car heaters tend to add to the fogginess of the windshield when it's raining..putting on the car heater during rainfall will reduce visibility to near zero

After all the fogginess is caused by the fact that the external temperature is lower than the temperature inside the car leading to condensing on the inside of the windshield..

For a car without ac, get those car window flaps...I don't know what they are called tho...they are made of transparent plastic and are attached above the vehicle window glasses..

These stuff kinda allow you roll your window down a bit without having rain enter the car, thus allowing cold air to enter your car and balance the temperature inside, and clear your windscreen..

Try and fix your AC Sha...its defrosting function can't be over emphasised....nothing beats crystal clear visibility during heavy rainfall smiley
Car Talk › Re: Please Is This Car A Good Deal For 240k by Sellfish(op): 2:41pm On Jun 21, 2020
DelTel:
Hi Shellfish, how is the vehicle now.
Vehicle has since been sold smiley

I bought and used a Honda Baby Boy which is presently up for sale after I recently acquired a Honda Discussion Continue smiley
Autos › Re: Honda Baby Boy Or EOD Needed Urgently by Sellfish(m): 10:20am On Jun 21, 2020
jansonn:
Hey guys!!
I stay in the capital city, I need a Honda baby boy, EOD or maybe Toyota pen!! Please if youre around abuja and close neighbouring states and you have any for sale, pls comment the price and location!! Thanks guys!! I'd prefer both toks and clean naija used!!
https://www.nairaland.com/5902537/2001-honda-accord-quick-sale


Baby Boy...fully functional...500k last last last...

Location...Jos, Plateau State

Click on the above thread for details...Car can be delivered to you in ABJ
Car Talk › Re: My Peugeot 505 V6 New XN1A Engine Conversion Project by Sellfish(m): 9:31am On Jun 21, 2020
Frankdamaxx:
Ah ah Bros. How can you just downplay someone that has 3 Cars like that.

Anyways, he has said he is a Monk. He is not interested in the normal way of life. He does things his own way. He is a non conformist.

He is actually brave sha. [/b]It only takes a non conformist to do what he does.
[b]


At bolded...or someone who has resigned to the fate of a non functional preek cry



Please I am speaking generally oo....I do not mean to say any person's preek is not functioning...


People have been known to hide under stuff to mask a deficiency since time immemorial
Car Talk › Re: It’s The Rainy Season. What Regular Cars On Nigerian Roads Can Survive This? by Sellfish(m): 6:59am On Jun 21, 2020
What shall it profit you people to spend so much avoiding Tokumbo Flooded cars only to drive the car you bought in Lagos flood wey be like Abbatoir gutter grin

You bought non-flooded toks vehicle only to flood it by yourself not even with oyinbo hurricane water, but nasty overflowing gutter in okokomaiko sad


Na one day aborted foetus wey dem throw inside gutter go float enter una motor sad
Autos › Re: Sold sold@ 2004 Toyota Corolla Very Clean And No Issue@give away by Sellfish(m): 3:08am On Jun 21, 2020
Op said 1 litre for every 30km grin ...that's about 120km per gallon shocked



Op, just sell your car in peace and stop making bogus claims that even the Car's manufacturers will laugh at grin

Happy sales smiley
Car Talk › Re: Engine Rebuild by Sellfish(m): 11:49pm On Jun 20, 2020
Conductor261:
Beautiful unlike ikenna351

Car Talk › Re: Help: Honda Crv 2007-2011 by Sellfish(m): 10:32pm On Jun 17, 2020
jacobjamie:
Pls and also what's the cost of a Front and back Bumper of the Honda Crv 2010-11....i need to change them as soon as possible, either new one or 1st grade Direct Belgium... Pls anyone with ideas
Go for the Toks bumpers

The new ones sold in Nigeria crack too easily and don't hold paint
Romance › Re: A Nairalander Wedding In Pics by Sellfish(m): 10:03pm On May 26, 2020
Comfam grin



May your coitus be blessed smiley
Car Talk › Re: What's The Best Engine Sound You've Heard? by Sellfish(m): 9:02pm On May 26, 2020
GTbank ATM engine sound when it wants to dispense money to me smiley










Sound like no other grin
Health › Re: Please Help, My Mind Has Not Been At Rest by Sellfish(m): 8:46pm On May 26, 2020
Since you didn't penetrate the lady, what was now the use of the burantashi you took? huh


You wasted an opportunity to fvck and release all the accumulated sperm that isn't allowing you think properly....

You wasted Manpower drugs undecided..Do you know how much Viagra is in the market now?...Do you? huh

You wasted the girl's time and expectation of cuming ...You led the girl on and abandoned her without making her cum..I am sure she don swear for you sad

Nothing is wrong with you Bro...it's just Karma that's catching up with you for being so wasteful and wicked...Even the Bible says "no peace for the wicked". sad



Lastly, if at the age of 22, you already need manpower to boost your abuna, then you have a much bigger problem than you have noticed sad
Car Talk › Re: Why Do People Cover Their Car's Plate Number When Posting Pictures?? by Sellfish(m): 6:41pm On May 26, 2020
udemzyudex:
If this is the case why do people drive their cars without covering the plate number, why is it only when they want to snap pictures?
Because a name and a face can be quickly connected to a plate number when such picture is taken...

But one is mostly anonymous on the road...You don't know how many celebs you have been stuck in traffic with grin
Car Talk › Re: Why Do People Cover Their Car's Plate Number When Posting Pictures?? by Sellfish(m):
People do it for security reasons...

someone mischievious can have access to the FRSC Database and get their addresses, phone numbers and other personal information, because such information of owners of Registered Vehicles is usually captured and stored in that database...Imagine what a kidnapper or assasin can do with such information....sad

Agents selling Nigerian used cars do it so that someone cannot access the same FRSC Database and get the real owner'sphone number and contact him or her,thereby cutting them out of their commission grin

Some sellers of Nigerian used cars also do it for security reasons to avoid car thieves paying them a visit after getting their info from the FRSC Database..


Some people also do it because they don't want us to know the identity of the owner of the car they are doing borrow pose with grin .....Some of us can still remember how we got to know Daniella Okeke had something with Apostle Suleiman after they both denied having anything to do with each other...Daniella Okeke posted a picture of herself beside a car car, and one olofofo had the time to check out the vehicle's registration information on the FRSC Database which showed that the car is that of oga Apostle grin....
Car Talk › Re: Good American Car Electrician In Lagos by Sellfish(m): 6:23am On May 25, 2020
Billiebaba:
Pls can you be more specific with what you said is wrong with it, direct connections, what kind of direct connection, I'm sure your car will be equipped with an immobiliser, that won't make your car start without the key near the key cylinder. So I need in depth details, or better still, we can make an appointment to diagnose your car.
Baba, I just dey watch you as you dey speak all this English since sad...Ieave the woman alone to get Physical diagnosis and repair of her car sad


Madam Op, don't let anyone remotely diagnose anything for You....Google mechanics full dis forum...Take Tpound's advice and run with it...it's your best bet....If possible, go to the Ojuelegba first without the car, ask questions who fixes your car type, contact the person and see for sure that he isn't a Jack of all trade but specializes in Americana vehicles before you submit your vehicle...Or more simply, there are many notable members of this forum who you can contact and ask for definite referrals for such mechs....One of them is even a woman like yourself

Also try not to go alone to wherever you are getting the car fixed..Get a man or even men
to accompany you to avoid any "I thy no" situationssmiley

Bye
Politics › Re: Abike Dabiri And Isa Pantami Clash Over Ejection From Office by Sellfish(m): 8:01pm On May 24, 2020
So Honorable Minister shouldn't do what he likes because Abike is a woman? huh ....Abike should pls go and sit down undecided ....






It's funny tho how these Politicians clash on Twitter but share money in Private grin

Then the wretched populace will take sides and start arguing over who is right and who is wrong while the Politicians will meet in Private,laugh over whatever differences they have, and share whatever money is alloted to be shared to that day sad
Autos › Re: Which Year Is This Toyota Corolla Guys by Sellfish(m): 4:35am On May 24, 2020
DhimxyMaxwell:
I don google am e no dey
But those Photos were obviously gotten somewhere online sad


Or is the person who gave you the Photos Toyota's Graphic Designer who has divulged company secrets to you?

If Google can't help you, then who are we to do so? huh
Autos › Re: 2007 Model Toyota Rav4 Toks 3rolls Seats Selling Cheap And Fast by Sellfish(m): 9:51pm On May 23, 2020
hubcruz:
Fabric seats
Ac chilling.
3rolls seats.
Alloy Wheels
4plugs Engine.
Lots more.

Price: 2.950m

Call Mr Tony: 07064603556
Email: edaautos@gmail.com.
BBM: D8863984
Whats app: 07064603556
IG:@hubcruz

Please take note: In order to curb fraudulent activities, No form of payment should be made or will be accepted unless after physical inspection and agreement. Thanks for your patronage.
The accident must have been really terrible for our Nigerian guys to be unable to get the proper shape of the bonnet of this car...A look at the 1sr pics will reveal this...


But op, you are stingy o..common to replace the bonnet of this car, you can't..na wa ooooo

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