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Car Talk › Re: Please Help Is Fuel Consumption Ok ? by Sellfish(m): 1:03pm On Jan 06, 2024
Op don enter one chance.. im don use im money buy Generational problem

This baskad fuel consumption na why the previous owner rush sell the moto

Anyone telling op to scan vehicle isn't helping him.. No manner of 02 or MAF sensor fault will drain a full tank like that in 9 miles... There is a massive fuel leak somewhere.
Crime › Re: Drug Dealers Breaking Into Graves To Steal Skeleton For "Demonic" Drugs by Sellfish(m): 10:53am On Jan 06, 2024
Sad
Food › Re: Oyinbo Woman Drinks Hot Garri For The First Time (Video) by Sellfish(m): 4:51pm On Jan 04, 2024
Hot garri as how grin

Proper title should be


Hot Oyinbo Woman Drinks Garri for the first time
Car Talk › Re: Please Help!. Any Key, Even Screw Driver Can Open My Car Door. by Sellfish(m): 3:53pm On Jan 03, 2024
Greatn3ss:
Exactly my thought, I'll do that
Disable the lock totally and rely on remote lock


Far safer
Car Talk › Re: Please Help Is Fuel Consumption Ok ? by Sellfish(m): 5:38am On Jan 03, 2024
Manuella4ace:
Are you saying you used full tank of petrol for a distance of 9.6miles? Are you sure your tank isn't leaking, check well oo

Full your tank reset your trip a
Start driving till your fuel reserve light come on then snap how many miles your covered on you trip a and post.
He didn't use the full tank.. Look at the 2nd picture again


Even 40 miles isn't supposed to move his fuel guage from the full position, much less 9.6 miles..

Op has a bad fuel leak
Autos › Re: Honda Civic 2009 Abuja by Sellfish(m): 6:01am On Jan 02, 2024
Impeccable body indeed

Motor wey accident don dabaru im B pillar

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sir Bobby Charlton Is Dead. by Sellfish(m): 5:28pm On Oct 21, 2023
LeeSmart:
He has left a mark on his name, how about you? In waht ever u do in life try to leave something (positive) behind that others will use to remember you while u're long gone.
And how exactly does it affect the dead if they fail to leave a mark on their names while alive?

Or to put it differently..

How does leaving a mark while alive or being remembered benefit the dead?
Health › Re: Chika Ofor Allegedly Poisoned To Death At Wake Keep In Umuahia (Video) by Sellfish(m): 3:35pm On Oct 21, 2023
im umunna don poison am

Na man wey know man dey kill am
Education › Re: Police Arrest School Owner In Delta For Allegedly Raping 4-year-old Girl by Sellfish(m): 12:31pm On Oct 19, 2023
Let the Court decide his guilt...
Technology Market › Re: **uk Pristine Used 60” Panasonic 4k Android Smart Tv ** by Sellfish(m): 6:59pm On Oct 30, 2022
Tekflix:
hope you still enjoy the Panasonic…… truly it’s a beauty to behold
Worked perfectly until I sold it Sir..

Panasonic indeed builds bulletproof TVs


My Cousin has had a 58-inch model for years...4k full option...he says it works flawlessly

Technology Market › Re: My Experience Buying A Used TV by Sellfish(op): 6:33pm On Oct 30, 2022
solelymade:
Hey bro.. This thread just popped up on my L&S which made me go through it again. It still brought the same laughter and smile to my face reading again.

I'm curious, how is the TV performing at the moment? It is over a year now you've had it.
Sold it off due to relocation..worked perfectly till it was sold
Technology Market › Re: **uk Pristine Used 60” Panasonic 4k Android Smart Tv ** by Sellfish(m): 6:32pm On Oct 30, 2022
Tekflix:
Uk pristine Used Panasonic
Model — Panasonic 4k Android
Size —60”
Condition — Uk pristine Used
Price —290k

Call or WhatsApp —08146028925
@ bolded isn't true..This model of TV runs on the Panasonic Viera operating system..

I know this because I used this kind of Panasonic TV for years..I even did a review on mine on this forum
Car Talk › Re: Restoring Journey For Mercedes W211 by Sellfish(m): 8:41pm On Aug 23, 2022
freshvine:
No Matter how you know English, you can never be more English than an English man.

Language is an act of communication proficiency or not.
Then write in vernacular or pidgin English if you have problems properly speaking the normal English smiley

Don't bastardize another's language under the guise of communication..








Anyway...







Dis one wey we no see your brake light, hope say the car never hang you for inside bush huh ...Make those yeye Ebira boys no go kidnap you ontop weyrey Merc.
Car Talk › Re: Tesla Owner Implants Keys Into His Own Hands ( Pics, Video) by Sellfish(m): 6:57pm On Aug 23, 2022
It's cool until he is tired of his present car and wants to change it..

How many chips will he keep removing and implanting?
Fashion › Re: Meet Egunyinka Oluwatosin, Nigeria's Rep At The Miss Globe World Finals 2022 by Sellfish(m): 5:38pm On Aug 23, 2022
gentlegenius:
Yes... That comment has no relevance to this thread, but why will so many people click like to that comment? Or do you want to pretend you didn't notice that the same comment had the highest number of likes in this thread?
The question you should ask yourself is WHY DO MANY PEOPLE ALWAYS GATHER WHEREVER PETER OBI'S NAME IS MENTIONED?
News Flash

The silly comment has been removed..

Feeel free to shut your mouth
Fashion › Re: Meet Egunyinka Oluwatosin, Nigeria's Rep At The Miss Globe World Finals 2022 by Sellfish(m): 3:27pm On Aug 23, 2022
Agozie48:
Must you be rude !

Try and have sense
Are you the girl?


What are you so pained?
Fashion › Re: Meet Egunyinka Oluwatosin, Nigeria's Rep At The Miss Globe World Finals 2022 by Sellfish(m): 3:19pm On Aug 23, 2022
Anpadepo:
Why is it that when you say you want a better Nigeria without mentioning the name of any candidate, everybody will think you are talking about Peter Obi?
Sir, How is this comment relevant to this thread?

Abi you are having a mental breakdown?
Fashion › Re: Meet Egunyinka Oluwatosin, Nigeria's Rep At The Miss Globe World Finals 2022 by Sellfish(m): 3:17pm On Aug 23, 2022
She looks starved and haggard..

Even with all the makeup and Photo Edit undecided


Make una try give her food chop.. Life no suppose hard like this sad
Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill 16 HOUR Hotel Owner, Kayode Akinyemi In Ilorin, Kidnap Friend by Sellfish(m): 8:54am On Aug 23, 2022
GREATIGBOMAN:
WHATS HAPPENING IN AFGHAWESTERN? cheesy
A man's death is funny to you? huh
Autos › Re: Let's Discuss USED Vehicles by Sellfish(m): 5:54am On Aug 22, 2022
pacino26:
Baba Gazzuz on the beat. A very interesting read given the times we live in. Most importantly make all the comrades of vawulence stand down before they will come to derail this beautiful thread.

Kindly consider discussing some stereotyped models and brands eg BMW X6 and Audi A and Q series of the Nigerian used market.
Cc

DJreloaded
Buygala
Angrygoat
OfficialDJ
Kewtt
Verywickedman
Cokahot
All Oga Tunde's monikers

Kindly stay off this thread..

Na God we take beg una

Autos › Re: Let's Discuss USED Vehicles by Sellfish(m): 3:41am On Aug 22, 2022
petrusevents:
Nice thread Sir,

I was discussing with a friend who is keen on buying tokunba 2006 Corolla
Told him to get naija used for 1.6m
Used around 600k to upgrade it instead of spending about 3.5m to get a tokunbo one with about 150km millage
Not practicable in these present times
Autos › Re: Let's Discuss USED Vehicles by Sellfish(m): 6:00pm On Aug 21, 2022
Nice discourse


Experts might kindly clarify us on the general supposition that these upgraded vehicles suffer structural and general safety compromise as a result of these upgrades..


Thanks
Car Talk › Re: Restoring Journey For Mercedes W211 by Sellfish(m): 5:48pm On Aug 21, 2022
freshvine:
I arrived at the Automatic car wash in Garki 2 to meet with the sellers ( obviously now they're 2) . One of them who claim to be an indigene of Enugu state asked his colleague to do a live video of the car for me 3 days ago when he supposedly stated he was attending to his vehicle repair in Apo and it was this same guy flogging this same car he uploaded pictures on his Facebook timeline. So technically that's make them partner.

When I went into the car mart, I did a surveillance of the place scanning the entire market for the said car the allegedly said is sitting on the lot. Having satisfy my curiosity couple with the high price on the ones I saw, I became perplexed and dumbfounded wondering how this guys could sell such a near tokumbo car at a ridiculous price in contrast to the over bloated figures I am getting for even abused ones. Hmmmm....I became more cautious and ready to confront them with my call.

I rang the enugu guy first, oblivious of my present he inquired if I can still make it, I replied in the affirmative and refused to disclose my location, then I asked him if he was around the car market and he said yes. I then told him that I am in the market right away and I have come to inspect the car. Immediately guy man change narrative and told me car was sold yesterday because an online buyer made a deposit of 500k and the car was delivered to his relative at a certain Barrack awaiting complete payment. He then promise to help me source for other cars within my budget insisting I should have made a deposit. Imagine this nincompoop taking me for a ride. I didn't know if I was to cry or curse his life over the phone but somehow I maintain my temperance. He insisted we meet as he was on his way to meet with me but I declined and told him I am no longer interested in any car....this way it's my intuition to prevent scam or some sort of crime. If a man will make me lose 30k in logistics without considering my safety in this security situation of the country he could be mischievous and dangerous I reasoned.

Feeling downcast and demoralized, an hausa man in his late forties approached me trying to help me comb the market for a car but all available was a distance far off my budget. He made some calls and yet nothing happened.

After the disappointing results I decided to return back to port Harcourt and on my way out a guy drove in with his Mercedes Benz E320 and said he'll like to sell. Pronto I did a facial scan, ask questions about the car and its workability, saw the many abuses, deteriorating condition of the car and ask for a little spin. We drove the car for a while, the movement was really orgasmic....can't really remember the last time my matrimonial partner put me in such ecstasy and the shift was excellent. We drove back to the garage and here I need to consult a professional to help with proper diagnosis...
"Orgasmic" ontop how many kilometers wey you drive am?


Sha go collect self-con for Mercedes Benz thread..More preferably, buy land there and build twin duplex..


Gbese dey smell for dis thread




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Car Talk › Re: Restoring Journey For Mercedes W211 by Sellfish(m): 3:00pm On Aug 21, 2022
Vivianat:
Are we talking to a woman or a man?
Any or all of the below

Car Talk › Re: Restoring Journey For Mercedes W211 by Sellfish(m): 12:44pm On Aug 21, 2022
freshvine:
For months I had been looking for a Japanese Car to buy with a tight budget but the prevailing economic conditions hamper my resolve making it a mirage or should I say nearly impossible. When it seem impossible because of the high cost of Japanese vehicles in the market I tilted my search to the European car makers preferably Germans engineered. So I took my search to jiji, Facebook, nairaland and some other social media platforms in the bid to struck a better deal . Sent messages to some advertisers, called many but was conscious of the scammers abound.

Few weeks back, I felt I was lucky with a near tokumbo standard of Mercedes Benz E320 at a good price in Abuja. I called the guy and we kept on talking for days, he made a video of the vehicle, showed me documents, infact made several videos on my insistence and I even sneak into his colleague Facebook page courtesy of truecaller for further proof and investigation and I was convince of the availability of the vehicle because this same colleague of his was riding in the car with his wife and the several advert soliciting for purchase of this same car in his Facebook timeline.

Having cross all the t's with dotting the I's, I was set to travel to Abuja the location of the seller to make purchase. Seller was expecting me and we chatted some more. I even called to plead with him to at least be straight with me on the availability of the vehicle and save me the stress. He gave me an irrevocable assurance that my soon to be vehicle is waiting for me and that began the journey to Abuja by road.
Ok,?
Car Talk › Re: Honda Adidas Needed by Sellfish(m): 4:14pm On Mar 17, 2022
SheyiFCA:
I currently need Honda Adidas or any car in the range of 200-250k !

07066439828

Serious seller pls
I get one..

Na only engine and gearbox no dey inside

Working perfect with chilling AC smiley

Abeg no ask me how AC dey moto wey no get engine undecided.... U go buy abi u no go buy?
Technology Market › Re: Smart Tv Brand Suggestions? by Sellfish(m): 6:22am On Feb 06, 2021
GogetterMD:
TCL have very good products that are affordable. Pretty sleek designs too
TCL has Poor picture quality....


Get Panasonic...very durable and excellent picture quality
Politics › Re: Governor Abdulrazaq Abdulrahman Revalidates His APC Membership by Sellfish(m): 7:41pm On Feb 03, 2021
JidennaJason:
With the look of things, this guy might just deal ruthlessly with Lai Mohammed, just like the way Godwin Obaseki made Oshiomhole an Internally Displaced Politician.

If that's his number being displayed on that card, then I will give him a special call on how he can torment the Minister of Information and Culture.
Number is not complete



So feel free to torment Oga Minister by yourself grin
Car Talk › Re: First Owner Car HELP by Sellfish(m): 1:44pm On Jun 28, 2020
josephsm823:
haaa.. how about going for a Lexus es350?
Nice car but more expensive than the Camry or corrolla of same year....Gulps more fuel too...

Parts are more expensive than the Corrolla or Camry of same year...

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