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Celebrities › Re: Nkechi Blessing Speaks On Celebrities And Endorsement Deals With South African C by Sellfish(m):
All the celebs with endorsements from South African companies are wisely quiet on this xenophobia issue....This Zoo isn't worth losing any money over...money that these Celebs will use to run their kids' Canadian citizenship and thus ensure their generations unborn have a total disconnect from the hell on earth called Nigeria....

This country has never been United.....it will never be United...We have never loved each other....never will....so we can all stop pretending to give a fvck about some unfortunates being roasted alive in SA....Because when push comes down to shove, we dont care about each other. sad..

To my South African niggas, kill everybody and nothing will happen smiley....just don't touch any Nigerian Cow, because our cow-herder President will burn SA to the ground if as much as one Nigerian cow catches cold in SA angry ....when our own President has classified his own citizens into 97% and 5% , what reason is there to pretend that Nigeria gives a shit about what happens to Nigerians? angry ....especially where the xenophobia is majorly affecting the 5% who refused to vote the hardman? ...in othe words, our President fully intends to sit back and watch the South Africans finish the work his herdsmen, Boko Haram, and ISWAP have already started in Nigeria....So unwittingly, the rampaging South African Youths are now the official international weapon of vengeance against the unfortunate 5% Nigerians who saw our President for what he is and refused to vote him... sad

See the screenshot below...the average Yoruba man is blaming the Ibo man for these xenophobic attacks...that the attacks are caused by the lifestyles of Igbo men in SA as they are too loud and extravagant.... sad ...

Crime › Re: At Least 10 People Injured After Shooting At Alabama High School by Sellfish(m): 9:08am On Aug 31, 2019
As long as Gun Control isn't implemented in that country, stuff like this will keep happening


I wish the Wounded quick recovery
Crime › Re: Bluekey Investment Club: Ponzi Scheme Operators Arrested Over N2bn Scam by Sellfish(m): 9:01am On Aug 31, 2019
Hmmmmm

What a disgrace
Politics › Re: Why Japan Can’t Stop IPOB Members From Protesting Against Buhari – Ubani by Sellfish(m): 7:12pm On Aug 28, 2019
slam7000:
You are sick in the head and shouldn’t have been born. A bad midwife should’ve stolen you at birth and sold you off for N100 to a babalawo apprentice.
Stone Buhari in Japan and have your entire village frog-jump from Okigwe to Makurdi grin

You guys are not the only ones capable of being silly grin
Politics › Re: Why Japan Can’t Stop IPOB Members From Protesting Against Buhari – Ubani by Sellfish(m): 7:00pm On Aug 28, 2019
Stone Buhari in Japan and have many Pythons dance on your relatives in Eastern Nigeria grin

Not forgetting that it has been a while since restive Nothern Youths have killed Ibos on a large scale...and they are waiting for an excuse, no matter how lame, to butcher Ibos in Northern Nigeria....Remember they have not forgiven you guys for not voting Buhari grin

To whom head is given, sense is expected....

You may behave as you like in Diaspora and get away with it...but is all that misbehaviour worth the lives of your relatives in Nigeria? huh

Every action has a repercussion.....Ibos can wake their own fathers with a bicycle kick just like they did to Ekweremadu.that one is a problem they can settle among themselves in their Umunna village meeting...

But they should not be silly enough to export their their disrespect to Buhari...Northerners value their elders and can bring down hell for them angry

A word is enough for the ....
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests Three Lawyers Over N20 Million Fraud (Photos) by Sellfish(m): 6:40pm On Aug 28, 2019
Such a shame... sad


So many churches.....So many Mosques


Yet so much evil in this country....

If one checks now, some of these crooks might even elders in their religious places of worship undecided
Politics › Re: Security: Forest Guards Kick Off In Enugu As Ugwuanyi Takes More Proactive Measu by Sellfish(m): 8:57pm On Aug 27, 2019
Will the forest guards bear arms? huh


If no, they are a joke .....how would they effectively guard anything when the assailants are very likely armed? angry





If they are indeed armed, watch the Federal Government order their disbandment in the nearest future sad .....
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Gedoni 'Why I Knelt Down To Thank God After My Eviction' by Sellfish(m): 11:44am On Aug 27, 2019
Thank God in public...

But cry in private for being denied the ultimate cash prize grin

All hope is not yet lost Bro...Your BBNaija CV is enough to give you a nice slot in the Porn Industry smiley
Politics › Re: Controversy Over Armoured Vehicles Seized In Adamawa by Sellfish(m): 7:35am On Aug 27, 2019
Ok smiley










That's all I can say since I prefer 'freedom after speech' to 'freedom of speech' grin
Car Talk › Re: Nnamdi Azikiwe's 1959 Buick Electra 225 Luxury Convertible by Sellfish(m): 5:36pm On Aug 26, 2019
Nigerian Politicians are the same Yesterday, Today and Forever grin
Car Talk › Re: Nnamdi Azikiwe's 1959 Buick Electra 225 Luxury Convertible by Sellfish(m): 5:34pm On Aug 26, 2019
Technology Market › Re: My Experience Buying A Used TV by Sellfish(op): 6:19pm On Aug 09, 2019
jokinexcel:
Please op do you know if the dealer have another one of this your model. I like it and would like to buy too. Can I have his contact
He doesn't Sir....Many people have contacted me to check if he has...
Computers › Re: Lenovo Thinkpad X1 Carbon For Sale *Sold* by Sellfish(op): 9:08pm On Aug 08, 2019
Fkols:
Best genuine laptop deal of the month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Sleek and Super stylishly slim
2. Battery life 10hrs (got it dis morning, charged it and it is still running)
3. Core i5
4. Two-level brightness Keyboard light with light sensors...The keyboard light automatically comes on or goes off.

The deal went smoothly, i got someone to confirm the authenticity in jos and the transaction was completed.

There are really still good, genuine people on nairaland.

Nice doing business with u *winks*.�
Thanks a lot for the favorable review Sir grin

Funny how now you have bought it, everyone seems to be in Jos or have someone in Jos ready for pickup grin

Before most people were asking me to send the PC to them and trust them to send my money after getting the laptop cheesy...Niggas who can't trust another person but want someone else to trust them grin
Technology Market › Re: Samsung Galaxy A30 For Sale SOLD by Sellfish(m):
JEmma1:
Where did you get it for 68..? I bought mine 3 months back for 53k at pintek
Show receipt Sir grin

53k as at 3 months ago could only get u an a20

I bought an a30 yesterday for 65, 500..that's the standard price...

Maybe na Jiayu a3 phone u buy not Samsung a30
Computers › Re: Lenovo Thinkpad X1 Carbon For Sale *Sold* by Sellfish(op): 11:43am On Aug 07, 2019
Sold
Politics › Re: Falana: If Sowore Is Charged, Buhari Will Be My First Witness In Court by Sellfish(m): 9:28pm On Aug 06, 2019
It is well

Pls buy my perfectly working lenovo thinkpad x1 carbon laptop... Check my profile for details... Price crashed to 70k...money needed urgently
Computers › Re: Lenovo Thinkpad X1 Carbon For Sale *Sold* by Sellfish(op): 9:05pm On Aug 06, 2019
[quote author=headboyprince post=81010182][/quote]Terminus area..
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh, Others Reveal Why They Did Plastic Surgery by Sellfish(m): 7:07pm On Aug 06, 2019
patwilly:
Judging from the way you type, I can easily presume you are a vulcanizers Son.
And Vulcanizers are not human? huh

You type like the son of a retarded bastard grin
Celebrities › Re: Police Invites Tekno For Questioning For Dancing With Unclad Girls by Sellfish(m): 6:57pm On Aug 06, 2019
Tekno while writing his statement be like

Afam bu Tekno... But you can call me mpamu...... And I getti big cassava... Baby Pana grin


It is well

Pls buy my perfectly working lenovo thinkpad x1 carbon laptop... Check my profile for details... Price crashed to 70k...money needed urgently
Sports › Re: Arsenal Signs Coutinho From Barcelona by Sellfish(m): 6:56pm On Aug 06, 2019
It is well

Pls buy my perfectly working lenovo thinkpad x1 carbon laptop... Check my profile for details... Price crashed to 70k...money needed urgently
Politics › Re: Only My Candidate Can Win Bayelsa Gov’ship Under PDP — Dickson by Sellfish(m): 6:52pm On Aug 06, 2019
Nothing surprising about a guy named Dickson talking like a Dick grin



It is well

Pls buy my perfectly working lenovo thinkpad x1 carbon laptop... Check my profile for details... Price crashed to 70k...money needed urgently
Crime › Re: 6 Yahoo Boys Declared Wanted By EFCC (Photos) by Sellfish(m): 6:50pm On Aug 06, 2019
It is well

Pls buy my perfectly working lenovo thinkpad x1 carbon laptop... Check my profile for details... Price crashed to 70k...money needed urgently
Politics › Re: President Buhari To Swear In Ministers On Wednesday 21st Of August by Sellfish(m): 6:44pm On Aug 06, 2019
It is well

Pls buy my perfectly working lenovo thinkpad x1 carbon laptop... Check my profile for details... Price crashed to 70k...money needed urgently
Career › Re: Leventis Motors Limited Job Recruitment (12 Openings) by Sellfish(m): 6:38pm On Aug 06, 2019
It is well

Pls buy my perfectly working lenovo thinkpad x1 carbon laptop... Check my profile for details... Price crashed to 70k...money needed urgently
Education › Re: Female Student Dies In The ATBU Bauchi Bridge Collapse (Photos) by Sellfish(m): 6:34pm On Aug 06, 2019
So because she is beautiful, we should mourn here more than the other dead? huh

They should all rest in peace jare sad







It is well

Pls buy my perfectly working lenovo thinkpad x1 carbon laptop... Check my profile for details... Price crashed to 70k...money needed urgently
Romance › Re: Man Tired Of Masturbating With His Crush's Photos, Publicly Declares Interest by Sellfish(m): 6:19pm On Aug 06, 2019
Jamesy Boy has clearly not been masturbating very well grin... If he did, he won't even bother with disturbing her, because he would have impregnated her in absentia 10 times over grin


Bia Nwanna, learn how to masturbate like a true Odogwu angry... Stand with your legs spread a bit apart with her picture in your mind.... Mix a little pears baby oil with imperial leather soap until it foams... Then start massaging your abuna from the base proceeding slowly to the cap of office... Concentrate on the cap more and your orgasm will shake you to your toes like a massive volcanic eruption grin grin... The cum will almost make you faint shocked







It is well

Pls buy my perfectly working lenovo thinkpad x1 carbon laptop... Check my profile for details... Price crashed to 70k...money needed urgently
Celebrities › Re: Gifty Powers Teaches Daughter How To Twerk, Nigerians Blast Her by Sellfish(m): 6:06pm On Aug 06, 2019
It is well

Pls buy my perfectly working lenovo thinkpad x1 carbon laptop... Check my profile for details... Price crashed to 70k...money needed urgently
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh, Others Reveal Why They Did Plastic Surgery by Sellfish(m): 5:59pm On Aug 06, 2019
Bumbum that can shift or even burst during vigorous doggy style.... Is that one bumbum huh grin

We African men like our ladies bumbum natural so that we don't have to have a Vulcanizer on standby with eba, superglue, air pump and tyre quick patch anytime we want to smack and devour that ass grin



It is well sha

Pls buy my perfectly working lenovo thinkpad x1 carbon laptop... Check my profile for details... Price crashed to 70k...money needed urgently grin
Celebrities › Re: MC Galaxy Advises Single Men: Make Money Before Getting Married by Sellfish(m): 5:46pm On Aug 06, 2019
So if I had money before the marriage, and later became broke after the marriage, I should throw away the wife and kids? huh

Talk like this is what makes men clock 80 before they see their child graduate from university.... Imagine using pension and gratuity to pay your child's way thorough university when your mates are using their pension to take snuff and buy toys for their great grandkids grin

As long as you have the basic necessities of livelihood, and you find a woman who loves for you, please marry... There is never enough money to have a perfect marriage





It is well sha

Pls buy my perfectly working lenovo thinkpad x1 carbon laptop... Check my profile for details... Price crashed to 70k...money needed urgently
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Ekiti Primary School Teachers Recruitment 2019 - Apply Now by Sellfish(m): 5:41pm On Aug 06, 2019
Have they finished paying the ones they employed? huh



It is well

Pls buy my perfectly working lenovo thinkpad x1 carbon laptop... Check my profile for details... Price crashed to 70k...money needed urgently
Celebrities › Re: Anto Lecky Poses In Bikini by Sellfish(m): 5:36pm On Aug 06, 2019
She is slim and flexible, with a nice thigh gap... Just the way I like them grin

With a smallie like this around me, we will finish practicing the entire Kama Sutra within two days grin


It is well



Pls buy my perfectly working lenovo thinkpad x1 carbon laptop... Check my profile for details... Price crashed to 70k...money needed urgently grin

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