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Politics › Re: Nigeria Asks Pilot Trainees In South Africa To Return Home by Sellfish(m): 3:05pm On Sep 07, 2019
kettykin:
Nigeria will lose any war with south Africa
Be Patriotic....


Or get the fvck out angry

Celebrities › Re: Photos From Teddy A And Bambam's Introduction by Sellfish(m): 2:58pm On Sep 07, 2019
This all goes to show that it's not by blackmailing a man into a no-sex relationship undecided


A man who loves a woman will stay and go the whole mile with her, regardless of whether they have been fvcking each other since the time of Nebuchadnezzar grin


Sex isn't always a hit and run affair for men...some hit and stay to make the hitting permanent grin


Ladies, please feel free to open your legs for us....We mean no harm cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele And Olubunmi Neeceebosslady, Her Lookalike Sister Pose Together by Sellfish(m): 10:32am On Sep 07, 2019
AuroraB:
Buyg*** shocked lipsrsealed
grin....you caught me

This is my alternate monicker
Politics › Re: Is Muri Okunola The Most Powerful Person In Sanwo-olu's Cabinet? by Sellfish(m): 8:28am On Sep 07, 2019
huh
Crime › Re: Masquerades Attack Church, Apostle Emmanuel Etim, City Of Living Grace Chapel by Sellfish(m): 8:23am On Sep 07, 2019
Two gods fighting....

So as a mere mortal, i have nothing to say


Even the Bible says....


'The battle is of the Lord's' grin
Celebrities › Re: Adekunle Gold: "I Am Getting Fat After Marriage" by Sellfish(m): 8:06am On Sep 07, 2019
Darevofpeace:
.......and look at you the perfect human with all angelic characters.
Stop talking about people negatively when you had never met them in the physical.
I don't need to meet Simi in person to know she has a tilapia fish mouth and has a tendency to talk nonsense...

Her pictures and comments on social media say it all angry
Education › Re: Flogging Boys On The Buttocks And Girls On The Hands In Schools by Sellfish(m):
Feminists will avoid this thread like a plague...

Shebi they want equality grin

Boys and girls should be equally flogged on the bumbum...nyansh na nyansh whether Male or female angry

What is good for Greece must be also good for Uganda grin
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele And Olubunmi Neeceebosslady, Her Lookalike Sister Pose Together by Sellfish(m): 7:50am On Sep 07, 2019
Nice pics...

But me and my cousins are way finer grin




Picture of me with me and my look-alike Cousins huh

No editing, no photoshop, no airbrushing...Groupie taken with an old Samsung note 5 grin

Celebrities › Re: Adekunle Gold: "I Am Getting Fat After Marriage" by Sellfish(m): 7:30am On Sep 07, 2019
That Simi with her mouth like Tilapia fish, unsexy body, and senseless yarns appears to be only capable of sending a man to an early grave with endless nagging angry



Good to know something good can come out of Nazareth smiley
Phones › Re: Airtel Introduces Awoof Bundles But It's Sim Selective by Sellfish(m): 7:22am On Sep 07, 2019
Whatever undecided
Technology Market › Re: Lifepo4 Battery And Complete Inverter Set-up For Sale by Sellfish(op): 6:44am On Sep 07, 2019
Still available
Politics › Re: Sanwo-olu Gives Stewardship, Lists Achievement In 100 Days (details) by Sellfish(m): 6:37am On Sep 07, 2019
Hoodbilonia:
Ozwo
E pain am
I spoke the truth
Fool
If I report you now and dem ban you now, you will say I am wicked huh ....I never insulted you...I just encouraged people to help send you on your desired trip to hell smiley


Enjoy your solo trip to hell Bro....Na only you waka cum grin
Politics › Re: Sanwo-olu Gives Stewardship, Lists Achievement In 100 Days (details) by Sellfish(m): 6:24am On Sep 07, 2019
Hoodbilonia:
Abegi
Africa is cursed
Ambode did same
Whr is he today
Abegi
Useless country
Eye service
Thieves
We are all going to hell
Speak for yourself Bro....

You are going to Hell alone angry

Click like to send Hoodbilonia on an all expense paid vacation in Hell grin
Celebrities › Re: Joseph Yobo 39th Birthday: His Wife, Adaeze Celebrates Him With Cute Photo by Sellfish(m): 4:40pm On Sep 06, 2019
Adaeze Yobo tho huh



It should be a criminal offence to be this beautiful angry




Ahnahnnnnnnnnn.......Chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii embarassed

Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Sellfish(m): 4:02pm On Sep 06, 2019
currentprice:
Lol.....when stock investors are here praying to even break-even close to 2 year now since jan. 2018

have been saying over and over that d guy is a good guy not here for any scam. the arrogant displaying over is normal when u get the key secret of the mkt that have suffer u for a very Long time parted away ur life saving.

many pple see CP arrogant/over confident /sellfish etc as well but who care. hav paid my due as well in past. it my fun time

Cc veecovee

grin grin grin
Why are you calling my name huh
Celebrities › Re: Cee-C Slays In vintage jumpsuit by Sellfish(m): 3:56pm On Sep 06, 2019
This is the 1st picture of her that upon seeing it, my penis is nodding in appreciation smiley





Congratulations Cee-C on erecting my abuna cool ....
Crime › Re: Abuja Court Sentences Biker To 1 Month In Prison Over 'Public Stunts' At 12:30am by Sellfish(m): 9:49pm On Sep 05, 2019
I was in court that day...the guy was an okada man who upon being bored, decided to perform some stunts with his old Bajaj Motorcycle grin


He could not even raise the 3k fine immediately sef.....he had to send for his Village Head and some family members to raise the money


It was amusing and depressing at the same time
Science/Technology › Re: Crocodiles In A Zoo In Abeokuta: Fake Or Real? (Photos) by Sellfish(m): 9:32pm On Sep 05, 2019
Kurzgesagt:
Mumu read his post
Wise man Sir, please confirm how close his 'examination' of the crocodile must have been seeing that he was viewing it from outside an iron mesh sad

You should be sold to ritualists and the funds realized used to buy a baby crocodile for that zoo..because you clearly have the brainpower of a baby goat...and you are not even sensible enough to hide your imbecility
Science/Technology › Re: Crocodiles In A Zoo In Abeokuta: Fake Or Real? (Photos) by Sellfish(m): 8:53pm On Sep 05, 2019
He should have gone into the cage and checked it out properly angry ....if possible he should have put his arms inside the 'fake' crocodile's mouth to check if it's Eleganza plastic that's inside it or ....... grin



Coward Sherlock Holmes undecided

Technology Market › Re: Lifepo4 Battery And Complete Inverter Set-up For Sale by Sellfish(op): 4:38pm On Sep 05, 2019
freshpzy1:
80k

can u give guarantee
As long as you don't charge the battery with a Generator and do not allow the battery run flat, this inverter set up can last you donkey years smiley
These blue Lipo batteries are known to last almost forever if well maintained


I can't give you any guaranty because I am sure you cannot 100% guarantee that you will manage it as well as I have grin

When you are ready to purchase, you can come to my house and test it as much and as long as you like...I will even cook indomie for you while you are at it... grin

But once the inverter is out of my sight, I can't be sure what you may have done to it..so I can't give any guarantee on the basis of whatever you may have done in my absence....in fact if you use I better pass my neigbour gen to change it, i guarantee you will kill the batteries within a year embarassed


-I never charge the batteries with Generator no matter what

- once the inverter shuts down during usage, I never try to force some more minute sof power out of the set-up

-I keep the set up in a cool and airy environment...

And yeah....the price is 90k...special circumstances can make me review the price downward a bit tho...

If you feel otherwise, feel free to go to the market and source for yourself perfectly working blue batteries smiley
Phones › Re: I Need Samsung S7 Urgently! by Sellfish(m):
Payment Plan for an s7? grin


Bros, cut your coat according to your cloth


Or you think those using itel phones of 5k or 10k don't like bigger phones? huh


I assure you that you will live a longer and better life if you stop having 'big eyes' for things you cannot afford cool
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Didn't Bathe As She Goes For An Interview In New York City (Photos) by Sellfish(m): 1:49pm On Sep 05, 2019
Nbote:
Unbathed ke... Is dat a past continuous tense or a future dumb tense
Na past continuous nonsense grin

"Unbath" means she actually did bath, but while stepping out, she forgot the bath that she had bathed ....and the bath itself also forgot to "enbath" the person who had just been bathed huh





The OP needs 12 hot strokes of Fulani Herdsmen bulala
Business › Re: Jim Ovia Withdraws From The World Economic Forum by Sellfish(m): 9:32am On Sep 05, 2019
I will only take this 'withdrawing' trend serious when Nigerians married to South Africans withdraw from their spouses grin

Meanwhile, as part of my own protest against Xenophobia, I 'withdrew' before I came inside Rosie smiley

And I plan on making many more such 'withdrawals' until Xenophobia is is dead and buriedwink
Politics › Re: Nigeria escapes another $1.8bn arbitration award by Sellfish(m): 9:22am On Sep 05, 2019
The Lawyers representing Nigeria in that case right now.... grin

Travel › Re: No Authorized Checkpoints On Kaduna-abuja, Zaria Highways – Kaduna Government by Sellfish(m): 9:06am On Sep 05, 2019
“Road users are strictly warned not to show compliance with any checkpoint on these routes at this time...." grin

Heed this advice at your own peril undecided

I should not heed "unauthorized checkpoints" so that those baskad Fulani herdsmen aka soldiers will shoot me dead and display my body to the press as a gunned down Boko Haram Kingpin angry

You know it's been long since the Nigerian Army has killed any notable Boko Haram official..they will now name my mutilated corpse "Muhammad ibn Zuwaira, former Gaddafi executioner and factional head of the Mali division of Isis" sad ....

Then that stupid snake charmer of a Chief of Army Staff, Burantashi abi what is his name, will now use me to collect Aso Rock handshake...


No...thank you Sir....the only place I am a Kingpin is on top of women on my kingsize Mouka Foam Mattress....I will strongly prefer it to remain that way grin
Crime › Re: Why Rape Victims Should Not Take Their Bath Immediately After – Police by Sellfish(m): 5:29pm On Sep 04, 2019
grin

Please Oga Police Sir,






What if the rapist used condom? huh
Crime › Re: Police Fire Teargas To Stop Protesters From Burning Shoprite In Abuja by Sellfish(m): 4:04pm On Sep 04, 2019
Lol

No record yet of any South African being murdered in reprisal sad


Like Nigerians, don't these south Africans in Nigeria have a village meeting or something similar.....That way we can round them all up at once and feed them to Fulani herdsmen to use for target practice huh

Stupid Nigerians still fail to understand shoprite is a franchise being majorly operated by Nigerians....So burning down shoprite achieves nothing as per reprisals for Zenophobia sad
Health › Re: 4 College Of Education, Waka-Biu Students Dead, 12 Hospitalised Over Illness by Sellfish(m): 3:02pm On Sep 04, 2019
Ebola (2019 Model) turbo-charged now on the loose shocked .....


I think I will just tell Zuwaira who is supposed to come visiting me from Borno to hold her peace and stay where she is embarassed

I know the 10k 'transport to come fvck' I sent to her has entered voicemail sad

But last I heard, Condoms don't protect against Ebola or whatever it is that's killing them over there.....

Nyansh no go put me for problem.... angry
Celebrities › Re: Nkechi Blessing Speaks On Celebrities And Endorsement Deals With South African C by Sellfish(m): 9:18am On Sep 04, 2019
Owaincouncil:
U mean u write all this or copied it just because of a dime post.
Why can't u use the strength u use in writing this to loot pep, shoprite, mtn, dstv and standard chartered. smiley
It seems you fail to get the point

Why would I want to loot those businesses when just like our Government, I don't care about who is killed in SA

Nigerians hate one another...there is no need to pretend
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Reacts To Shoprite's Looting In Nigeria Over Xenophobia In SA by Sellfish(m): 9:10am On Sep 04, 2019
It's the 5% that are being slaughtered in SA...So it's not the Government's business angry

In other news, Yorubas are blaming ibos for zenophobia....

Nigerians are being killed by foreigners, but all this nitwit could come up with was to blame Ibos grin

Business › Re: Tony Elumelu Reacts To Xenophobic Attacks In South Africa by Sellfish(m):
In other news, a Yoruba Man is blaming the Ibos for this xenophobia grin....

As if it's the Ibos who are known worldwide for their roudy and colourful Owambes huh



Nigeria is completely finished.....The South Africans are welcome to come over and help us burn it to the ground....of course after slaughtering the Nigerians remaining in SA

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