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kettykin:
Nigeria will lose any war with south Africa

Be Patriotic....


Or get the fvck out

This all goes to show that it's not by blackmailing a man into a no-sex relationship


A man who loves a woman will stay and go the whole mile with her, regardless of whether they have been fvcking each other since the time of Nebuchadnezzar


Sex isn't always a hit and run affair for men...some hit and stay to make the hitting permanent


Ladies, please feel free to open your legs for us....We mean no harm

AuroraB:
Buyg***

....you caught me

This is my alternate monicker

Two gods fighting....

So as a mere mortal, i have nothing to say


Even the Bible says....


'The battle is of the Lord's'

Darevofpeace:
.......and look at you the perfect human with all angelic characters.
Stop talking about people negatively when you had never met them in the physical.

I don't need to meet Simi in person to know she has a tilapia fish mouth and has a tendency to talk nonsense...

Her pictures and comments on social media say it all

Feminists will avoid this thread like a plague...

Shebi they want equality

Boys and girls should be equally flogged on the bumbum...nyansh na nyansh whether Male or female

What is good for Greece must be also good for Uganda

Nice pics...

But me and my cousins are way finer




Picture of me with me and my look-alike Cousins

No editing, no photoshop, no airbrushing...Groupie taken with an old Samsung note 5

That Simi with her mouth like Tilapia fish, unsexy body, and senseless yarns appears to be only capable of sending a man to an early grave with endless nagging



Good to know something good can come out of Nazareth

Whatever

Still available

Hoodbilonia:
Ozwo
E pain am
I spoke the truth
Fool

If I report you now and dem ban you now, you will say I am wicked ....I never insulted you...I just encouraged people to help send you on your desired trip to hell


Enjoy your solo trip to hell Bro....Na only you waka cum

Hoodbilonia:
Abegi
Africa is cursed
Ambode did same
Whr is he today
Abegi
Useless country
Eye service
Thieves
We are all going to hell

Speak for yourself Bro....

You are going to Hell alone

Click like to send Hoodbilonia on an all expense paid vacation in Hell

Adaeze Yobo tho



It should be a criminal offence to be this beautiful




Ahnahnnnnnnnnn.......Chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

currentprice:
Lol.....when stock investors are here praying to even break-even close to 2 year now since jan. 2018

have been saying over and over that d guy is a good guy not here for any scam. the arrogant displaying over is normal when u get the key secret of the mkt that have suffer u for a very Long time parted away ur life saving.

many pple see CP arrogant/over confident /sellfish etc as well but who care. hav paid my due as well in past. it my fun time

Cc veecovee

Why are you calling my name

This is the 1st picture of her that upon seeing it, my penis is nodding in appreciation





Congratulations Cee-C on erecting my abuna ....

I was in court that day...the guy was an okada man who upon being bored, decided to perform some stunts with his old Bajaj Motorcycle


He could not even raise the 3k fine immediately sef.....he had to send for his Village Head and some family members to raise the money


It was amusing and depressing at the same time

Kurzgesagt:
Mumu read his post

Wise man Sir, please confirm how close his 'examination' of the crocodile must have been seeing that he was viewing it from outside an iron mesh

You should be sold to ritualists and the funds realized used to buy a baby crocodile for that zoo..because you clearly have the brainpower of a baby goat...and you are not even sensible enough to hide your imbecility

He should have gone into the cage and checked it out properly ....if possible he should have put his arms inside the 'fake' crocodile's mouth to check if it's Eleganza plastic that's inside it or .......



Coward Sherlock Holmes

freshpzy1:
80k

can u give guarantee

As long as you don't charge the battery with a Generator and do not allow the battery run flat, this inverter set up can last you donkey years
These blue Lipo batteries are known to last almost forever if well maintained


I can't give you any guaranty because I am sure you cannot 100% guarantee that you will manage it as well as I have

When you are ready to purchase, you can come to my house and test it as much and as long as you like...I will even cook indomie for you while you are at it...

But once the inverter is out of my sight, I can't be sure what you may have done to it..so I can't give any guarantee on the basis of whatever you may have done in my absence....in fact if you use I better pass my neigbour gen to change it, i guarantee you will kill the batteries within a year


-I never charge the batteries with Generator no matter what

- once the inverter shuts down during usage, I never try to force some more minute sof power out of the set-up

-I keep the set up in a cool and airy environment...

And yeah....the price is 90k...special circumstances can make me review the price downward a bit tho...

If you feel otherwise, feel free to go to the market and source for yourself perfectly working blue batteries

Payment Plan for an s7?


Bros, cut your coat according to your cloth


Or you think those using itel phones of 5k or 10k don't like bigger phones?


I assure you that you will live a longer and better life if you stop having 'big eyes' for things you cannot afford

Nbote:
Unbathed ke... Is dat a past continuous tense or a future dumb tense

Na past continuous nonsense

"Unbath" means she actually did bath, but while stepping out, she forgot the bath that she had bathed ....and the bath itself also forgot to "enbath" the person who had just been bathed





The OP needs 12 hot strokes of Fulani Herdsmen bulala

I will only take this 'withdrawing' trend serious when Nigerians married to South Africans withdraw from their spouses

Meanwhile, as part of my own protest against Xenophobia, I 'withdrew' before I came inside Rosie

And I plan on making many more such 'withdrawals' until Xenophobia is is dead and buried

The Lawyers representing Nigeria in that case right now....

“Road users are strictly warned not to show compliance with any checkpoint on these routes at this time...."

Heed this advice at your own peril

I should not heed "unauthorized checkpoints" so that those baskad Fulani herdsmen aka soldiers will shoot me dead and display my body to the press as a gunned down Boko Haram Kingpin

You know it's been long since the Nigerian Army has killed any notable Boko Haram official..they will now name my mutilated corpse "Muhammad ibn Zuwaira, former Gaddafi executioner and factional head of the Mali division of Isis" ....

Then that stupid snake charmer of a Chief of Army Staff, Burantashi abi what is his name, will now use me to collect Aso Rock handshake...


No...thank you Sir....the only place I am a Kingpin is on top of women on my kingsize Mouka Foam Mattress....I will strongly prefer it to remain that way

Please Oga Police Sir,






What if the rapist used condom?

Lol

No record yet of any South African being murdered in reprisal


Like Nigerians, don't these south Africans in Nigeria have a village meeting or something similar.....That way we can round them all up at once and feed them to Fulani herdsmen to use for target practice

Stupid Nigerians still fail to understand shoprite is a franchise being majorly operated by Nigerians....So burning down shoprite achieves nothing as per reprisals for Zenophobia

Ebola (2019 Model) turbo-charged now on the loose .....


I think I will just tell Zuwaira who is supposed to come visiting me from Borno to hold her peace and stay where she is

I know the 10k 'transport to come fvck' I sent to her has entered voicemail

But last I heard, Condoms don't protect against Ebola or whatever it is that's killing them over there.....

Nyansh no go put me for problem....

Owaincouncil:
U mean u write all this or copied it just because of a dime post.
Why can't u use the strength u use in writing this to loot pep, shoprite, mtn, dstv and standard chartered.

It seems you fail to get the point

Why would I want to loot those businesses when just like our Government, I don't care about who is killed in SA

Nigerians hate one another...there is no need to pretend

It's the 5% that are being slaughtered in SA...So it's not the Government's business

In other news, Yorubas are blaming ibos for zenophobia....

Nigerians are being killed by foreigners, but all this nitwit could come up with was to blame Ibos

In other news, a Yoruba Man is blaming the Ibos for this xenophobia ....

As if it's the Ibos who are known worldwide for their roudy and colourful Owambes



Nigeria is completely finished.....The South Africans are welcome to come over and help us burn it to the ground....of course after slaughtering the Nigerians remaining in SA