₦airaland Forum

saphiere:
I expected this. Once you engage them in an intelligent conversation they pick race.

Intelligent How is anything you're saying intelligent

saphiere:
Define sex.. Sex is the penetration of the openings in the body with pennis. Oh I forgot that women also have pennies.

How can a woman use Love Machine to rape a man? What is the sweetness there?

Are you this dumb , abi you just learnt the word penetration , having sex unwillingly with another person is rape not penetrating another person. Once you have sex with an unwilling person it is sex whether you're the one penetrating or not , please let this sink into your head

saphiere:
Catching someone with sperm makes her a rapist? Oh what a dumb thing to say.
I hope you are not a female cause we women are not known to be this dumb

Isn't your own question dumb

saphiere:
. Who does the penetration?

Was the penetration done willingly

Blurpy:
I've been to only South Africa. Hopefully my next travel would be Canada or Europe. Mention the countries you've travelled to.

Leggo..

Benin Republic
Ethiopia
UAE

onajo2000:
They can't beat Dstv if they don't have sport

How won't they have a sport channel , I think what you meant to say is EPL and not all of us watch EPL or soccer for that matter

Smokeybrain:
I promised myself that I would get TSTV after an objective review by a nairalander. I have fulfilled my promise. Now am connecting my world. Good bye DSTV

Can you tell us the channels they have and how much they charge for each bouquet

SocialJustice:
Leave the shop for her, Nigerian primitive men. Always wanting to starve your women when there's issue. This barbaric attitude must stop.

Never judge before hearing all sides and both sides of an argument. I had an elder cousin who caught his newly wedded wife of 6 months having sex on their matrimonial bed with her ex , if this happened to you would you leave any assets you have acquired for such an irresponsible wife ? Luckily he hadn't gotten her anything in her name and she wasn't pregnant yet so he divorced her immediately

N2B2:
All these insults because a girl you don't know wore an anklet? You need to look in a mirror and re-evaluate your life.

Anklets are simple ornaments, like rings, necklaces, etc. People have been wearing them long before your forefathers were born.

So would you cast your vote for a presidential candidate who campaigns with a dyed mohawk , several piercings on the face and body covered with tattoos from head to toe . Or would you accept that kind of person as a pastor or prophet ?

mmb:
Just 53 miles apart

If you don't know this then your knowledge of geography is bad

CatANDratTHEORY:
He claimed that there's no heaven and hell but contradicted himself by saying that heaven is on earth.

He's kinda confused.

If heaven is on earth, then where is hell?

I don't see the contradiction there , heaven doesn't have to be a physical place , heaven can exist also in our minds or heads. Also , the "existence" of a heaven doesn't mean a hell has to exist

GLeesMODEL:
Abuja Photographer Survives Ghastly Accident That Killed 3 Persons Along Benin-Auchi Expressway

An Abuja-based photographer, Mr. Ernest Ukam is full of thanksgiving to God for sparing his life in a ghastly auto crash that killed no fewer than three persons.

He had gone on a surprise birthday shooting assignment in Auchi when the incident happened.

Narrating his ordeal, Mr. Ukam said following the unfortunate incident which occurred along Benin-Auchi, the three dead victims were evacuated to the nearest mortuary while the surviving victims were rushed for medical attention.

He said trouble started when an articulated vehicle, popularly known as trailer lost control and rammed into a Sienna bus he was travelling with.

All efforts to reach the Edo State sector commander of the Federal Road Safety Commission, FRSC proved abortive.

https://www.abujapress.com/2022/03/abuja-photographer-survives-ghastly.html

Thank God for those that died

Romanoff:
There is no way she would have noticed it, especially if he's an online gambler. Shey y'all like your privacy and say your partner shouldn't check your phone?

That's why she wouldn't have known.

How would she have been able to track his finances when y'all get defensive when a woman ask y'all money questions?

I'd suggest counselling for both of them, if he's willing to do the work, the marriage can be salvaged.

So how did she find out now

While his efforts are commendable I doubt the sincerity of this initiative

wizonlyson:
see as he fall..yakata for car like person wey don, shayo..anambra footballer indeed..may his soul rest in, ronaldo instagram page..

You are an ijiot

[quote author=SATANICALLY666 post=110593006]As revealed by @Nzekiev




https://twitter.com/nzekiev/status/1497804379994218497?s=19

Watch how they are threatening to shoot us!

We are currently at the Ukraine -Poland border.
Their Police and Army refused to let Africans cross they only allow Ukrainian.
Some have slept here for 2 days under this scorching cold weather, while many have gone back to Lviv. pic.twitter.com/47YG4gxFC4

— Nze (@nzemmili) February 27, 2022

cold weather" , how can scorching be cold Scorching means very hot

Eky29:
Another thing i would like to ask is , if i come back from Dubai to Nigeria, do i still need to do the pcr test again?

Yes you'll need to do it and immigration will ask for your vaccination card as well so go prepared

Eky29:
Okay thank you
I want to get well, if im traveling on the 15th of march, so i should do the pcr test on the 14th right?

Do it on the 13th if you're leaving early on the I5th but if you're leaving late on the 15th do it on the 14th. I did mine on Friday and got my result early on Saturday morning , my flight left 1pm on Sunday but if my flight was for evening on Sunday I would have done it on Saturday

Ammishaddai:
Bros ,this your calculation get as e be. How can your brother be earning £3k and still be able to settle taxes/ bills worth of £2k, and still send another 700k (£1000) to his family here in 9ja...? Wetin him dey keep for him savings /emergency funds ? Secondly, are his kids schooling in the UK ...? Do you know how much he'll have to pay for health insurance, car insurance and the likes ... has he told you personally ? Many of you at home will be assuming figures but the truth be told, life here is super tough . Especially if you're not a citizen . Mtchwww

What is off about the calculation , how much is a pound at the black market in Nigeria And I specifically mentioned that he has paid all his bills in the 2k pounds. He also doesn't own a car right now and goes by public transport so why would he pay for car insurance His kids school here in Nigeria , he is the only one in the UK , his wife and children are in Nigeria ( although planning on moving them to the UK before the year runs out ).

Nobody is saying life isn't tough as well in the UK but earning 4k pounds in the UK is far far better than earning 1.5m in Nigeria

Ammishaddai:
Bros ,stop thinking in Naira and start thinking in pounds equivalent . When you pay your phone bills, electricity, council taxes and a whole lot of other social responsibilities, you'll see that 4k pounds a month (especially in a place like London) isn't enough

My brother earns about 3k pounds , spends about 2k pounds every month for all his amenities ( light , gas , internet , bus ticket , heating
, rent et al ) and food and still sends a substantial amount to his family here in Naija. If earning 3k pounds and is still able to send about 700k home to his family , on what basis are you judging that 1.5m in naira is better than 4k pounds per month . In Nigeria by the time he pays for everything he won't have up to 500k left , his children ( 2 of them ) attend schools where he pays 250k per term here in Nigeria.

Golan007:
You know whether I'm speaking from experience?

Na only you get that experience

Golan007:
Says I.

Na only you fit talk am sha

Golan007:
After tax is not bad but your standard would not be as good as 1.5m in Nigeria.

Says who

Ammishaddai:
Bros 4k pounds doesn't sound like much over there(especially if you're into programming). And when you look at future expenses , you might not really be able to stay afloat (especially with a family and all). So I'll advice if you ask for a remote opportunity with the company, since it's obvious you're intrested in increasing your financial power

4k pounds is much , not many earn that much ( 48k annually after tax ) , Baba it's much make I no lie. He'll live well off with 2500 pounds monthly and be able to save ,1500 pounds monthly ( approximately 1 million naira monthly savings )

Beremx:
My question about this marriage is that will they never have sex again? I have lost my respect for D-Brat sha. What an insult to the black race

Homophobe spotted

Eky29:
Please which Diagnostic center can i do a covid test for Dubai tourist visa
Im traveling Next month with Egyptair.
Thank you

I did mine with Synlab , they are at GRA Ikeja , on Archbishop Vining field ( 50400 ). They will take all your details and send the result to you by email the next day. Coming back I did with Evercare at Lekki Phase 1 , just by the gate. Make sure you also get vaccinated as immigration can use it to extort you.

abehasta:
[s][/s]All glory be to God

Sharrap! , you and your powerless God should just sharrap

Riplogic:
My friend was chatting on whatsapp with someone, the person told him he will hack his simcard, transfer his airtime and deactivate his WhatsApp. Then my friend received this message that his line has been linked to this number on the image. The guy now has already deducted my friend's airtime, we don't know what the guy will do next. How can we unlink the guy's number before he do worst.

He used the NIMC app probably

tydi:
Popular Nollywood actor, Ime Bishop also known as Okon Lagos, has shared his two cents about men who brag about ‘using’ a woman after copulation.

Actor, Okon Lagos

Taking to his Instagram page, the comic actor stated that it’s women that should have bragging rights after having sex with a man and not the other way round because they have exclusive right to choose who they want to sleep with.

According to him, men shouldn’t brag because they can only sleep with women they “can” not women they “want”.

He wrote,



https://www.instagram.com/p/CaPHUqEAr10/?utm_medium=copy_link

Men also choose who they want to have sex with , goes both ways

stano2:
I like playful ladies... this joke expensive sha

Too expensive

You no see say from babe e start to dey call am guy when e see say na prank

DSC7:
.....

Scientists don see wetin pass them ...

Life is a Mystery....

God alone is Omniscient...

Probably a meteor which hit the earth many many years ago. Even if scientist don't know the answers now they are on the path to finding out , unlike your sky daddy who requires you not to use your common sense but just have faith in what you have never seen. The worst thing about you people is that when you're seriously ill you turn to science to heal and cure you through advancement in medicine , if you hate science so much you shouldn't ever go to any hospital if you fall ill. Bunch of hypocrites

Karmaisme:
I know about 12 of them.

1. Jesus.
2. Momar Gaddafi.
3. Mahatma Ghandi.
4.Queen Elizabeth.
5. Dalia Lama.
6. Magareth Tacher.
7. Ashraf Ghani.
8. Wilson Churchill.
9. Michael Jordan
10. William Bush Srn.
11. Bob Marley.
12. Nelson Mandela.

Add

Shakespeare
Che Guevara
Martin Luther king Jr
Abe Lincoln
Elvis Presley
Bruce Lee
Albert Einstein
Michael Jackson
Mohamed Ali
Adolf Hitler
Marylin Monroe
Emilia Earhart
Charlie Chaplin
Ronald Reagan