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JasonScoolari:
E better make person born THIEF than to born MUMU.

Happy birthday.

E better to born mumu than to born James Brown

pansophist:
Thank you for teaching me. Is Nigeria bigger than Russia?

Not at all

pansophist:
Yes

Check out land size , ( under Area ) for both countries

Fahvvy:
It's funny how no one above me is talking about the guy ....

Like didn't y'all see that a guy slept with his BEST FRIEND's girlfriend? ... Best friend!!!!!

Someone who has absolutely no qualms sleeping with your woman cannot be a best friend, nahhhhh that's worse than an enemy ...

That kind of person will stab you with a knife and still wear a big smile on his face ...

That girl may be a who.re, but that guy is a fat stinking betrayer!! ...

And I'd rather a slut than a betrayer in the name of a best friend, tweeeh!!! ...

Yes , he's the worst kind of friend to have. I have a childhood friend who was dating this very fine and good girl for about 2 years until they broke up around June of last year due largely my friend's fault , he was the one cheating around and doing all sorts and this girl was fully committed to him. After their break up his ex started showing interest in me and even asked me out saying I was the only sensible friend she noticed with my friend and said she liked my personality best even out of all her male friends , even with this I refused going out with her , not because she wasn't beautiful or smart enough ( she's actually my type ) but because I just see it as all shades of wrong dating someone your friend has dated.
This guy is just a demon.

pansophist:
Kazakhstan is to Russia what Canada is to the US. It's a very huge country, almost three times bigger than Nigeria but less than thirty million people, they majorly speak russian and are within the Russian sphere of cultural influence.

It's a place you'll go and feel like you're in a different world. English will become obsolete and everyone looks different. Black people there are a novelty, so you'll be stared at everywhere you go. They are Asians.

If you have a legal residency and a good source of income, in my view, it's better than lots of Western countries. Kazakhs are known for their hospitality, and they are majorly Muslims.

And their women are very feminine, so those bosse b!tch, masculine, cursing, feminist morons ain't the norm. Family is really important to them and you'll hardly marry their citizen not because they are racist, but because their parent won't let you leave Kazakhstan with their daughter.

But if you can learn the language, and integrate, you'll love it. It's truly a beautiful country. I have a friend there in Almaty. He always visit western European countries but goes back to Kazakhstan. He loved it there and he is Kenyan, an English teacher. He lives in Almaty.

Make sure you go legally, integrate and respect their culture. Then you'll come to love it. And if you like horse meat, it's a typical food there. Choose Almaty, it's like the Lagos of Kazakhstan and most importantly, it's warmer.

Are you suggesting that Kazakhstan is bigger than Russia

Aurelius1:
Fake story.

Some people actually think hermaphroditism is like having a fully functional d1ck and a fully functional vag1na

jeromestarks:
Hmmmm. Racism in this modern era? No naah.

Anyways, back here in Nigeria

Many people (especially non virgin girls) have been advocating that only a virgin man should marry a virgin woman.
They are of the opinion that body- count has the same importance for women as it is for men. They are wrong!
A man is the one who gives during sex. The semen leaves his body into a woman's body. That is to say that a woman collects the semen which is housed in her body.

Have you wondered why a wife starts to look like her husband after many years in marriage? That's because she has been absorbing the man's genetic material into her body. This will somehow (however minute mix with her blood and inturn, her DNA). This traits in her system will also be passed down to her children (as we all know that fetus feeds from the mother's system (that is, they take from everything inside the mother's blood).

Now, if a woman sleep with a man who has some kinda of disorder (biological or spiritual disorder), the man deposits this disorder in to her system. Her system will keep some of these disorder ( through a genetic process called "duplication " of blue print - this is how DNA multiply in the body of animals)
If this same woman sleeps with other men, her body keeps a copy of all the men's DNA in her system ( she may not even know that this is happening). Therefore, if she slept with 5 guys, she would house five traits from these men.

Now, if this same woman marries a man. The man impregnates her. The baby will feed from the mother's body system (which is now a hub of the genetic material of 5 men). This baby will absorb the traits of these 5 men (now 6, including the husband) and develop into a full grown body.
Here is the danger of this super- hybrid.
If the traits in these five men is womanizing, stealing, assassination, gluttony and depression, this innocent baby will "inherit" these traits even when it is not found in the family of the original father.

One day, you will see your child exhibiting characters that your father and grand great father's did not exhibit and you would wonder who is the father of this boy.

This is why our fore father's used to pick wife for their children from a notable family not from a family with bad tract records.


As for wether body count means anything to a man, The man gives the semen. It leaves his body into a woman's body.
Take for example; you have a big cup. You pour orange juice in it. Then you pour wine in it. Then coke. Then mango juice. Then urine. Then tomato paste. Then saliva. Then pap. Then sea water. Then goat blood. Then engine oil and many assorted juice.
Which do you think will be conterminated?
The juice containers or the big cup?


Marry a virgin. If you did not, then I am sorry to tell you that one or Two of your children is not your own.
Most likely, your wife pinned her ex pregnancy on you.
You want to spend your life training someone else's child?
Make a choice today. Fvck any girl you want but settle down with a virgin.

Non virgins are good for sex but not for family (except you want your daughters too to open their legs for men before they marry).


Check what the bible has to say:

Deuteronomy 22:13-21
13 “If any man takes a wife and goes in to her and then hates her 14 and accuses her of misconduct and brings a bad name upon her, saying, ‘I took this woman, and when I came near her, I did not find in her evidence of virginity,’ 15 then the father of the young woman and her mother shall take and bring out the evidence of her virginity to the elders of the city in the gate. 16 And the father of the young woman shall say to the elders, ‘I gave my daughter to this man to marry, and he hates her; 17 and behold, he has accused her of misconduct, saying, “I did not find in your daughter evidence of virginity.” And yet this is the evidence of my daughter's virginity.’ And they shall spread the cloak before the elders of the city. 18 Then the elders of that city shall take the man and whip[a] him, 19 and they shall fine him a hundred shekels[b] of silver and give them to the father of the young woman, because he has brought a bad name upon a virgin[c] of Israel. And she shall be his wife. He may not divorce her all his days. 20 But if the thing is true, that evidence of virginity was not found in the young woman, 21 then they shall bring out the young woman to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her to death with stones, because she has done an outrageous thing in Israel by whoring in her father's house. So you shall purge the evil from your midst.

Wetin be this

wiseone28:
It can happen nothing will happen..

Remember our security force love foreigners more than the natives.

It can never happen in Naija

WannaHowzit:
Whites have a monopoly over global wealth - that's why things like this happen not only in SA but all over Africa and the global South.

Because of centuries of colonialism and apartheid in SA some whites still feel entitled but as you can see in the video young South Africans have also gained confidence along with wealth. Thats why the teens fought back and why people could mobilise and occupy that space.

Only in South Africa , no other country in Africa. Only in South Africa brother

princeemmma:
Father Christmas looking like a masquerade

That is the Grinch that stole Xmas

I would say he cut me off instead. Was so close to my guy Ibrahim K*k*n*a J*b*I* in the uni that year , we were inseparable and I actually thought I'd met my best friend. Eventually he graduated and I had an extra year ( we were both supposed to graduate together because we were both doing five year courses ) and my extra year turned to almost 2 years because schools went on strike just as I was about to start my extra year. He on the other hand got it lucky as he graduated just before the strike started and promptly went for service. He finished service and got a job immediately at Julius Berger. One day while I was still doing my extra year , he calls me up and says , "My guy since we aren't moving at the same pace I don't think we can be friends again , you are still trying to finish up and I'm already working" , I promptly said thank and cut the call. Years later he tries to reach out to me on Facebook and I didn't respond. The crazy thing is while we were in school I accomodated him in my aunt's house ( my aunt lives in the same city as our school ) and she fed both of us for almost a year when we couldn't get hostel accommodation , my cousin's who were small then always ask after him up till now but I don't have the heart to tell them what happened , I just tell them he's okay and sends his regards. If you're reading this Ibromakanaki , Bleep you once more!

diadem10:
Is he ready to get sued for defamation that comes with it, if it turned out false? Same you people will be the one saying Sanwo Olu is this and that if he sued him.



Davido's boy looks exactly like him. Davido had no option than to go get DNA test tbh. And no, he didn't deny the child but just kept quiet on the child until he did a DNA test.

Also, there was confirm relationship/friendship between the boy's mother and Davido.

If I as the supposed father had no relationship or intimacy with any woman claiming a certain child was mine, I wouldn't even waste my time on any DNA. Na your delusional self go do the DNA test by yourself and cure your madness The only time I would do another DNA test was if the lying mother falsified the DNA test.

I don't think you know how this DNA test of a thing works

karsey:
Smh......even Teenagers don join bad gang

What is this world turning into?

He's not even a teenager yet

habsydiamond:
U dey chop catfish u talk say u broke.. wetin u want make pesin wey dey chop crayfish talk

All join , both start with C and has FISH at the end

AkinwaleJJ:
Foolish man!

You're the fool

Bankyshinani:
Send your number...let's chat on whatapp?

07083425003

Bankyshinani:
Please who have original follow come fast charger for sale?

I have a 33 watt never been used charger with a type C cord ( for the Redmi 11 ) and a 25 watt never been used charger with a type C cord ( for Tecno Camon 17 pro ). Priced at 6k and 5k respectively

youngdave78:
how much ❓

I got mine on Jumia for 115k and it also came with the G90T chipset just like the OP but at that price it's not so much of an issue

olola4:
Oshodi can't be the most popular place in Lagos, most people spend years in Lagos without getting to Oshodi. Ojota, Berger, Ikeja, Lekki are still more popular than Oshodi and it's almost impossible to spend atleast 6months in Lagos without going or passing through the aforementioned place.

Lekki you say , you must be off your rockers. Lekki isn't more popular than Jebetter who lives down my street. There are dozens of people who haven't even been on the 3rd Mainland bridge

Abusadiq01:
Good Evening Nairalanders, So this evening I came back from work very tired, my cousin Came into my room and said, "Broda, Please help me do my Math assignment". To my surprise, it was word problem in mathematics. As a 300L B.Pharm student, I excitedly collected it and sharply wanted to do it at that spot, bt wat I thought it was wasn't it. So I told her to leave it on d table wen am done I will check it again...

Pls help me show ur working, dat girl go request for explanation... Thanks

Are you really a 300L B.Pharm student

Abusadiq01:
I also thought it was 10, bt let's assume u are bako, if someone say u are twice as old as Ur were five years ago, does that means u are 10 years old? No! U can be 18 years now, bt five years ago, u were 18-5=13years old

What are you on about

If someone says you're twice as old as you were 6 years ago you'll be 12 now , if they say you're twice as old as you were 7 years ago then you're 14 now. Simple logic

BadRadio:
It's kinda hard to believe a guy would have his lady pass the night at his place on her first visit and not touch her?

Is that Simping or stupidity or Erectile dysfunction or he's just a gentleman with self-control? Or Gayism_

Lol

It's sad when I read comments like this , if a man doesn't make a move to have sex on the first night his girlfriend is spending with him , it doesn't mean anything. Maybe sex isn't just on his mind that night

Rastaramsey:
You go like come Benin make I carry you trabaye....

Una go just dey form another thing for nairaland....

If your JuJu can not work from where you are then it is as useless as the ueue in queue , why does he have to come to Benin

GreenCovering:
Everything that science claims authority on today and upon which it has built other things, it first learnt from nature. For example, a doctor may prescribe for you to take vitamin C today for some kind of treatment and the pharmacist my brag about how it was produced in the laboratory for the benefit of man. But never will these feats have been achieved without science first learning from mother nature the healing effect of the naturally occurring vitamin C before advancements in molecular chemistry and pharmacy helped us to produce a replica of it in our laboratories and pharmaceutical companies. So the question is who is the perfect hand that placed the naturally occurring vitamin C there to teach mankind in the first place.

Therefore, never loose sight of this. Science is always a learner, and a slow learner at that.

Then you're a fucking hypocrite if you go to doctors when you're sick and not to "the house of God" , please leave our science for us and rely on your God to give you healing when you're sick

Eriokanmi:
Your writeup is fake, I reiterate. Ask God, the creator of heaven and earth to reveal Himself to you who He is, you'd reason differently thereafter

Your God is as crazy as you

Eriokanmi:
My mum was terribly afflicted in the early 80s with a strange ailment. My dad spent and spent, no solution. She was admitted in hospital for weeks, alas! One elder now late, suggested we move into a mission house where prayers were being offered morning and night and in the process, she got healed. Her head would be making noise like when you're near a generator even in a very cool silent environment. She'd even asked if we heard such sound and we'd say no. She got healed completely and that's how we became born again. She's almost 90 years old now.

One day, after a send forth service conducted for a pastor who just got promoted with transfer elsewhere, he was praying for people as they knelt before him. He had the gift of prophesy. When it got to my turn he said to me that I had great journeys ahead of me. That I'd travel a lot and then I was in JS3. Today, I had touched the length and breath of the earth, to the glory of God.

In my undergraduate days, as I was sleeping in my hostel one night, God showed to me some things...He had always done this severally before then. He revealed that I was caught in an exam malpractice. I don't joke with whatever He reveals, regardless of the nearly impossible circumstances around me. God respects His words even more than His name...the bible says so. I was vibrating within me. I used to be one of the best students in my set. How would I now be caught up in such a mess? I didn't take it lightly. I prayed violently and rebuked it.

Lo and behold, on that fateful day, it was our last paper. I had even forgotten. The revelation came to pass. God is my witness to this. It was the exact location as seen in that revelation, on the same desk, I was seated by same window, in same exam hall and same lecturer stood beside the window. Then I quickly remembered. It was as if I once watched a movie which was being replayed. There was a course mate by the name Demola. He had problem solving one of the questions. I told him I hadn't gotten to that number. This guy was disturbing. He said please let me send you the ones I had done maybe in exchange for those questions I had solved. Suddenly, this guy sent me the expo. I was restless. All of a sudden, invigilators entered the exam hall, about 5 in number. I quickly hid the expo inside my booklet and suddenly, a lecturer appeared by the window near me, observing things, same man as seen in that deam wearing same clothe. I said, mogbe ooo. The invigilators started checking booklets from page to page. I was 5th on that row and the first row for that matter. It was as if all eyes were on me. By the time they got to the 2nd student, I pretended as if I was reviewing my work, suddenly I squeezed the expo and violently threw it behind underneath the desk.

They quickly rushed to me and asked what happened. I told them my pen dropped and I was trying to look for it. They asked me to step out of the desk, searched everywhere, up to the 2nd student behind me, they searched my booklet page by page. They found nothing they now asked me to sit down. I'd have been rusticated that day. But because God had revealed it earlier and I had prayed against it, it was someone else who was caught.

My brother travelled to America for the first time in 2003. On getting to POE in America, after he had been admitted, a CBP accusted him and asked for his passport. He said the picture wasn't matching his identity because his real look didn't match the pic on the visa sticker and the one on his profile page. He laughed hysterically because he obtained his visa by himself , got interviewed in Lagos and nobody assisted in filling-in his DS160 form. The man said he wasn't kidding. He was interrogated at the secondary inspection side . He was asked to place his fingers on the screen which revealed all his biodata as recorded in the American consulate in lagos and his visa details still they didn't velieve him...hard to believe right? Village people are real. Na that day I know.

In short he was locked up in the cold cell and deported 2 days later. On getting home he called my sister who took him to the pastor of their church. The man said as soon as he obtained the visa, he was showing it to everyone instead of hiding it and be praying for success of his trip. He said there was one woman who saw it with her evil eyes and cancelled it spiritually. He said he was going with an empty passport unknowingly. He said the woman was saying so, you want to go and make it abi? He said the man would pray hard but he wouid have his visa restored as God had said. But he will pray very hard cos of his image that had been dented. He also told him that when the time was ripe he'd see signs. Truly it happened. When he reappeared for another interview a few years later at us embassy in lagos, the visa officer said he had seen all that happened on the system but he wouldn't give him visa but would apply for a waiver of ineligibility which he's seeing on his profile and the application could either be granted or rejected by one and only attorney General of the United States, that he should be checking his mail frequently. One day they mailed him that his waiver had been granted and he should send his passport to us embassy for his visa via a designated DHL office. No interview conducted, no additional fees charged. That's how God restored him. He's one of the popular figures in Nigeria today...a successful businessman.

At times, God would just reveal to me some things about my neighbour which would eventually happen. In fact, I can't remember one-tenth of my encounter with God. This is just a few. Cheers.

Lori iro

Amotolongbo:
No one has been able to prove reasonably the existence of God.
No one has been able to prove reasonably the nonexistence of God.

Nobody has to prove the nonexistence of God , the proof of burden lies on the religious to prove His existence.

rickleye:
EXACTLY MATE !!! Sorry for shouting but you’re dead right.

No wahala

I'm actually shocked at the responses I'm seeing on the first page , I would be surprised if the interviewer didn't ask this particular question. Anyone can write whatever in a CV , moreso not everything you've achieved in your professional career can be put in your CV , as a rule most interviewers need you to expatiate on what is in your CV

ImoleNaija:
So funny

Some interviewers can be stupid though. The sensible ones engage you in professional dialogues. They would even boost your confidence unlike those who just turn you to a radio.

In this case the interviewer isn't wrong or stupid , it is a valid question. Some ask these questions to know how you achieved what you put in your CV

Chatflick:
He was right in a way though. But he should have swallowed his pride.

He isn't right in any way and he was very unprofessional