₦airaland Forum

BadRadio:
It's kinda hard to believe a guy would have his lady pass the night at his place on her first visit and not touch her?

Is that Simping or stupidity or Erectile dysfunction or he's just a gentleman with self-control? Or Gayism_

Lol

It's sad when I read comments like this , if a man doesn't make a move to have sex on the first night his girlfriend is spending with him , it doesn't mean anything. Maybe sex isn't just on his mind that night

Rastaramsey:
You go like come Benin make I carry you trabaye....

Una go just dey form another thing for nairaland....

If your JuJu can not work from where you are then it is as useless as the ueue in queue , why does he have to come to Benin

GreenCovering:
Everything that science claims authority on today and upon which it has built other things, it first learnt from nature. For example, a doctor may prescribe for you to take vitamin C today for some kind of treatment and the pharmacist my brag about how it was produced in the laboratory for the benefit of man. But never will these feats have been achieved without science first learning from mother nature the healing effect of the naturally occurring vitamin C before advancements in molecular chemistry and pharmacy helped us to produce a replica of it in our laboratories and pharmaceutical companies. So the question is who is the perfect hand that placed the naturally occurring vitamin C there to teach mankind in the first place.

Therefore, never loose sight of this. Science is always a learner, and a slow learner at that.

Then you're a fucking hypocrite if you go to doctors when you're sick and not to "the house of God" , please leave our science for us and rely on your God to give you healing when you're sick

Eriokanmi:
Your writeup is fake, I reiterate. Ask God, the creator of heaven and earth to reveal Himself to you who He is, you'd reason differently thereafter

Your God is as crazy as you

Eriokanmi:
My mum was terribly afflicted in the early 80s with a strange ailment. My dad spent and spent, no solution. She was admitted in hospital for weeks, alas! One elder now late, suggested we move into a mission house where prayers were being offered morning and night and in the process, she got healed. Her head would be making noise like when you're near a generator even in a very cool silent environment. She'd even asked if we heard such sound and we'd say no. She got healed completely and that's how we became born again. She's almost 90 years old now.

One day, after a send forth service conducted for a pastor who just got promoted with transfer elsewhere, he was praying for people as they knelt before him. He had the gift of prophesy. When it got to my turn he said to me that I had great journeys ahead of me. That I'd travel a lot and then I was in JS3. Today, I had touched the length and breath of the earth, to the glory of God.

In my undergraduate days, as I was sleeping in my hostel one night, God showed to me some things...He had always done this severally before then. He revealed that I was caught in an exam malpractice. I don't joke with whatever He reveals, regardless of the nearly impossible circumstances around me. God respects His words even more than His name...the bible says so. I was vibrating within me. I used to be one of the best students in my set. How would I now be caught up in such a mess? I didn't take it lightly. I prayed violently and rebuked it.

Lo and behold, on that fateful day, it was our last paper. I had even forgotten. The revelation came to pass. God is my witness to this. It was the exact location as seen in that revelation, on the same desk, I was seated by same window, in same exam hall and same lecturer stood beside the window. Then I quickly remembered. It was as if I once watched a movie which was being replayed. There was a course mate by the name Demola. He had problem solving one of the questions. I told him I hadn't gotten to that number. This guy was disturbing. He said please let me send you the ones I had done maybe in exchange for those questions I had solved. Suddenly, this guy sent me the expo. I was restless. All of a sudden, invigilators entered the exam hall, about 5 in number. I quickly hid the expo inside my booklet and suddenly, a lecturer appeared by the window near me, observing things, same man as seen in that deam wearing same clothe. I said, mogbe ooo. The invigilators started checking booklets from page to page. I was 5th on that row and the first row for that matter. It was as if all eyes were on me. By the time they got to the 2nd student, I pretended as if I was reviewing my work, suddenly I squeezed the expo and violently threw it behind underneath the desk.

They quickly rushed to me and asked what happened. I told them my pen dropped and I was trying to look for it. They asked me to step out of the desk, searched everywhere, up to the 2nd student behind me, they searched my booklet page by page. They found nothing they now asked me to sit down. I'd have been rusticated that day. But because God had revealed it earlier and I had prayed against it, it was someone else who was caught.

My brother travelled to America for the first time in 2003. On getting to POE in America, after he had been admitted, a CBP accusted him and asked for his passport. He said the picture wasn't matching his identity because his real look didn't match the pic on the visa sticker and the one on his profile page. He laughed hysterically because he obtained his visa by himself , got interviewed in Lagos and nobody assisted in filling-in his DS160 form. The man said he wasn't kidding. He was interrogated at the secondary inspection side . He was asked to place his fingers on the screen which revealed all his biodata as recorded in the American consulate in lagos and his visa details still they didn't velieve him...hard to believe right? Village people are real. Na that day I know.

In short he was locked up in the cold cell and deported 2 days later. On getting home he called my sister who took him to the pastor of their church. The man said as soon as he obtained the visa, he was showing it to everyone instead of hiding it and be praying for success of his trip. He said there was one woman who saw it with her evil eyes and cancelled it spiritually. He said he was going with an empty passport unknowingly. He said the woman was saying so, you want to go and make it abi? He said the man would pray hard but he wouid have his visa restored as God had said. But he will pray very hard cos of his image that had been dented. He also told him that when the time was ripe he'd see signs. Truly it happened. When he reappeared for another interview a few years later at us embassy in lagos, the visa officer said he had seen all that happened on the system but he wouldn't give him visa but would apply for a waiver of ineligibility which he's seeing on his profile and the application could either be granted or rejected by one and only attorney General of the United States, that he should be checking his mail frequently. One day they mailed him that his waiver had been granted and he should send his passport to us embassy for his visa via a designated DHL office. No interview conducted, no additional fees charged. That's how God restored him. He's one of the popular figures in Nigeria today...a successful businessman.

At times, God would just reveal to me some things about my neighbour which would eventually happen. In fact, I can't remember one-tenth of my encounter with God. This is just a few. Cheers.

Lori iro

Amotolongbo:
No one has been able to prove reasonably the existence of God.
No one has been able to prove reasonably the nonexistence of God.

Nobody has to prove the nonexistence of God , the proof of burden lies on the religious to prove His existence.

rickleye:
EXACTLY MATE !!! Sorry for shouting but you’re dead right.

No wahala

I'm actually shocked at the responses I'm seeing on the first page , I would be surprised if the interviewer didn't ask this particular question. Anyone can write whatever in a CV , moreso not everything you've achieved in your professional career can be put in your CV , as a rule most interviewers need you to expatiate on what is in your CV

ImoleNaija:
So funny

Some interviewers can be stupid though. The sensible ones engage you in professional dialogues. They would even boost your confidence unlike those who just turn you to a radio.

In this case the interviewer isn't wrong or stupid , it is a valid question. Some ask these questions to know how you achieved what you put in your CV

Chatflick:
He was right in a way though. But he should have swallowed his pride.

He isn't right in any way and he was very unprofessional

saphiere:
I expected this. Once you engage them in an intelligent conversation they pick race.

Intelligent How is anything you're saying intelligent

saphiere:
Define sex.. Sex is the penetration of the openings in the body with pennis. Oh I forgot that women also have pennies.

How can a woman use Love Machine to rape a man? What is the sweetness there?

Are you this dumb , abi you just learnt the word penetration , having sex unwillingly with another person is rape not penetrating another person. Once you have sex with an unwilling person it is sex whether you're the one penetrating or not , please let this sink into your head

saphiere:
Catching someone with sperm makes her a rapist? Oh what a dumb thing to say.
I hope you are not a female cause we women are not known to be this dumb

Isn't your own question dumb

saphiere:
. Who does the penetration?

Was the penetration done willingly

Blurpy:
I've been to only South Africa. Hopefully my next travel would be Canada or Europe. Mention the countries you've travelled to.

Leggo..

Benin Republic
Ethiopia
UAE

onajo2000:
They can't beat Dstv if they don't have sport

How won't they have a sport channel , I think what you meant to say is EPL and not all of us watch EPL or soccer for that matter

Smokeybrain:
I promised myself that I would get TSTV after an objective review by a nairalander. I have fulfilled my promise. Now am connecting my world. Good bye DSTV

Can you tell us the channels they have and how much they charge for each bouquet

SocialJustice:
Leave the shop for her, Nigerian primitive men. Always wanting to starve your women when there's issue. This barbaric attitude must stop.

Never judge before hearing all sides and both sides of an argument. I had an elder cousin who caught his newly wedded wife of 6 months having sex on their matrimonial bed with her ex , if this happened to you would you leave any assets you have acquired for such an irresponsible wife ? Luckily he hadn't gotten her anything in her name and she wasn't pregnant yet so he divorced her immediately

N2B2:
All these insults because a girl you don't know wore an anklet? You need to look in a mirror and re-evaluate your life.

Anklets are simple ornaments, like rings, necklaces, etc. People have been wearing them long before your forefathers were born.

So would you cast your vote for a presidential candidate who campaigns with a dyed mohawk , several piercings on the face and body covered with tattoos from head to toe . Or would you accept that kind of person as a pastor or prophet ?

mmb:
Just 53 miles apart

If you don't know this then your knowledge of geography is bad

CatANDratTHEORY:
He claimed that there's no heaven and hell but contradicted himself by saying that heaven is on earth.

He's kinda confused.

If heaven is on earth, then where is hell?

I don't see the contradiction there , heaven doesn't have to be a physical place , heaven can exist also in our minds or heads. Also , the "existence" of a heaven doesn't mean a hell has to exist

GLeesMODEL:
Abuja Photographer Survives Ghastly Accident That Killed 3 Persons Along Benin-Auchi Expressway

An Abuja-based photographer, Mr. Ernest Ukam is full of thanksgiving to God for sparing his life in a ghastly auto crash that killed no fewer than three persons.

He had gone on a surprise birthday shooting assignment in Auchi when the incident happened.

Narrating his ordeal, Mr. Ukam said following the unfortunate incident which occurred along Benin-Auchi, the three dead victims were evacuated to the nearest mortuary while the surviving victims were rushed for medical attention.

He said trouble started when an articulated vehicle, popularly known as trailer lost control and rammed into a Sienna bus he was travelling with.

All efforts to reach the Edo State sector commander of the Federal Road Safety Commission, FRSC proved abortive.

https://www.abujapress.com/2022/03/abuja-photographer-survives-ghastly.html

Thank God for those that died

Romanoff:
There is no way she would have noticed it, especially if he's an online gambler. Shey y'all like your privacy and say your partner shouldn't check your phone?

That's why she wouldn't have known.

How would she have been able to track his finances when y'all get defensive when a woman ask y'all money questions?

I'd suggest counselling for both of them, if he's willing to do the work, the marriage can be salvaged.

So how did she find out now

While his efforts are commendable I doubt the sincerity of this initiative

wizonlyson:
see as he fall..yakata for car like person wey don, shayo..anambra footballer indeed..may his soul rest in, ronaldo instagram page..

You are an ijiot

[quote author=SATANICALLY666 post=110593006]As revealed by @Nzekiev




https://twitter.com/nzekiev/status/1497804379994218497?s=19

Watch how they are threatening to shoot us!

We are currently at the Ukraine -Poland border.
Their Police and Army refused to let Africans cross they only allow Ukrainian.
Some have slept here for 2 days under this scorching cold weather, while many have gone back to Lviv. pic.twitter.com/47YG4gxFC4

— Nze (@nzemmili) February 27, 2022

cold weather" , how can scorching be cold Scorching means very hot

Eky29:
Another thing i would like to ask is , if i come back from Dubai to Nigeria, do i still need to do the pcr test again?

Yes you'll need to do it and immigration will ask for your vaccination card as well so go prepared

Eky29:
Okay thank you
I want to get well, if im traveling on the 15th of march, so i should do the pcr test on the 14th right?

Do it on the 13th if you're leaving early on the I5th but if you're leaving late on the 15th do it on the 14th. I did mine on Friday and got my result early on Saturday morning , my flight left 1pm on Sunday but if my flight was for evening on Sunday I would have done it on Saturday

Ammishaddai:
Bros ,this your calculation get as e be. How can your brother be earning £3k and still be able to settle taxes/ bills worth of £2k, and still send another 700k (£1000) to his family here in 9ja...? Wetin him dey keep for him savings /emergency funds ? Secondly, are his kids schooling in the UK ...? Do you know how much he'll have to pay for health insurance, car insurance and the likes ... has he told you personally ? Many of you at home will be assuming figures but the truth be told, life here is super tough . Especially if you're not a citizen . Mtchwww

What is off about the calculation , how much is a pound at the black market in Nigeria And I specifically mentioned that he has paid all his bills in the 2k pounds. He also doesn't own a car right now and goes by public transport so why would he pay for car insurance His kids school here in Nigeria , he is the only one in the UK , his wife and children are in Nigeria ( although planning on moving them to the UK before the year runs out ).

Nobody is saying life isn't tough as well in the UK but earning 4k pounds in the UK is far far better than earning 1.5m in Nigeria

Ammishaddai:
Bros ,stop thinking in Naira and start thinking in pounds equivalent . When you pay your phone bills, electricity, council taxes and a whole lot of other social responsibilities, you'll see that 4k pounds a month (especially in a place like London) isn't enough

My brother earns about 3k pounds , spends about 2k pounds every month for all his amenities ( light , gas , internet , bus ticket , heating
, rent et al ) and food and still sends a substantial amount to his family here in Naija. If earning 3k pounds and is still able to send about 700k home to his family , on what basis are you judging that 1.5m in naira is better than 4k pounds per month . In Nigeria by the time he pays for everything he won't have up to 500k left , his children ( 2 of them ) attend schools where he pays 250k per term here in Nigeria.

Golan007:
You know whether I'm speaking from experience?

Na only you get that experience

Golan007:
Says I.

Na only you fit talk am sha