₦airaland Forum

Jakumo:
Very nasty and ugly with a commode-breaking weight of plastic buttocks deformity added on for bad measure.

One can only hope this ridiculous fashion trend of massive deformed buttocks will fade away before long because it is a truly hideous look.

Jakumo of old , good to know you're still around

ifydav:
My phone was stolen last month,and i need a phone 2 prepare for my forthcoming exams on january.any phone available.new or second hand.minimum of 4gb ram n 128gb.

Buy the Camon 18i , it's 98k on Jumia and 94k on Konga as at today 09/01/23

oluwasegun007:
How is someone able to mange over 100 accounts..


Haaaaa

Corruption in the land of balabluuu


Mexico drug Lords dey learn.

You're really comparing Mexican drug cartels to one puny tramadol importer in Nigeria , you must be high on tramadol yourself

Peacemaker5128:
Brymo is a man with big balls
He is not a coward like Ojukwu

Have you seen his balls before ?

KingAzubuike:
Na this one off me pass

I don laff throwey

aisha1314:
I'm a female looking for young man for a serious relationship. I'm not actually ready to settle down yet because I'm still in school but I need the companionship.

Personal details–
Name: Aisha
Age: 20
Location: Ilorin, Kwara State
Tribe: Yoruba
Religion: None (I'm an atheist)
Height: Average
Character/ Personality traits: I'm smart, hardworking, kind, respectful, loyal, cheerful and funny. I'm an introvert and I'm also a bit nerdy.
Hobbies and interests: Reading novels, watching TV, listening to music, swimming, WWE wrestling, science.

Guy I would like to date–
Age preference: 20 to 27
Tribe: Any
Religion: Any (or none)
Character/ Personality traits: Kind, caring, smart, trustworthy, respectful, responsible, mature, fun to be around. I do not want a "player" or a guy who likes to date multiple girls at once.

Not many ladies have the courage to openly declare being an atheist , quite bold of you. Although an atheist too , I'm old enough to be your dad. Wish you luck though

mushroomFarm:
More pictures of in-flight food

Not to rain on your parade but Ethiopian airline food isn't so good , when I travelled with them I could only eat the bread bun and cheese they served

Fira09:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeD--S_NFEc


SOURCE

Am I the only one who doesn't find her attractive

mariahAngel:
Shey like this, abi?

Correct!

I nova see dodo wey I like

It has to fried overripe , it has to be brown ( not burnt ) and dodo will be sticking to each other

JasonScoolari:
E better make person born THIEF than to born MUMU.

Happy birthday.

E better to born mumu than to born James Brown

pansophist:
Thank you for teaching me. Is Nigeria bigger than Russia?

Not at all

pansophist:
Yes

Check out land size , ( under Area ) for both countries

Fahvvy:
It's funny how no one above me is talking about the guy ....

Like didn't y'all see that a guy slept with his BEST FRIEND's girlfriend? ... Best friend!!!!!

Someone who has absolutely no qualms sleeping with your woman cannot be a best friend, nahhhhh that's worse than an enemy ...

That kind of person will stab you with a knife and still wear a big smile on his face ...

That girl may be a who.re, but that guy is a fat stinking betrayer!! ...

And I'd rather a slut than a betrayer in the name of a best friend, tweeeh!!! ...

Yes , he's the worst kind of friend to have. I have a childhood friend who was dating this very fine and good girl for about 2 years until they broke up around June of last year due largely my friend's fault , he was the one cheating around and doing all sorts and this girl was fully committed to him. After their break up his ex started showing interest in me and even asked me out saying I was the only sensible friend she noticed with my friend and said she liked my personality best even out of all her male friends , even with this I refused going out with her , not because she wasn't beautiful or smart enough ( she's actually my type ) but because I just see it as all shades of wrong dating someone your friend has dated.
This guy is just a demon.

pansophist:
Kazakhstan is to Russia what Canada is to the US. It's a very huge country, almost three times bigger than Nigeria but less than thirty million people, they majorly speak russian and are within the Russian sphere of cultural influence.

It's a place you'll go and feel like you're in a different world. English will become obsolete and everyone looks different. Black people there are a novelty, so you'll be stared at everywhere you go. They are Asians.

If you have a legal residency and a good source of income, in my view, it's better than lots of Western countries. Kazakhs are known for their hospitality, and they are majorly Muslims.

And their women are very feminine, so those bosse b!tch, masculine, cursing, feminist morons ain't the norm. Family is really important to them and you'll hardly marry their citizen not because they are racist, but because their parent won't let you leave Kazakhstan with their daughter.

But if you can learn the language, and integrate, you'll love it. It's truly a beautiful country. I have a friend there in Almaty. He always visit western European countries but goes back to Kazakhstan. He loved it there and he is Kenyan, an English teacher. He lives in Almaty.

Make sure you go legally, integrate and respect their culture. Then you'll come to love it. And if you like horse meat, it's a typical food there. Choose Almaty, it's like the Lagos of Kazakhstan and most importantly, it's warmer.

Are you suggesting that Kazakhstan is bigger than Russia

Aurelius1:
Fake story.

Some people actually think hermaphroditism is like having a fully functional d1ck and a fully functional vag1na

jeromestarks:
Hmmmm. Racism in this modern era? No naah.

Anyways, back here in Nigeria

Many people (especially non virgin girls) have been advocating that only a virgin man should marry a virgin woman.
They are of the opinion that body- count has the same importance for women as it is for men. They are wrong!
A man is the one who gives during sex. The semen leaves his body into a woman's body. That is to say that a woman collects the semen which is housed in her body.

Have you wondered why a wife starts to look like her husband after many years in marriage? That's because she has been absorbing the man's genetic material into her body. This will somehow (however minute mix with her blood and inturn, her DNA). This traits in her system will also be passed down to her children (as we all know that fetus feeds from the mother's system (that is, they take from everything inside the mother's blood).

Now, if a woman sleep with a man who has some kinda of disorder (biological or spiritual disorder), the man deposits this disorder in to her system. Her system will keep some of these disorder ( through a genetic process called "duplication " of blue print - this is how DNA multiply in the body of animals)
If this same woman sleeps with other men, her body keeps a copy of all the men's DNA in her system ( she may not even know that this is happening). Therefore, if she slept with 5 guys, she would house five traits from these men.

Now, if this same woman marries a man. The man impregnates her. The baby will feed from the mother's body system (which is now a hub of the genetic material of 5 men). This baby will absorb the traits of these 5 men (now 6, including the husband) and develop into a full grown body.
Here is the danger of this super- hybrid.
If the traits in these five men is womanizing, stealing, assassination, gluttony and depression, this innocent baby will "inherit" these traits even when it is not found in the family of the original father.

One day, you will see your child exhibiting characters that your father and grand great father's did not exhibit and you would wonder who is the father of this boy.

This is why our fore father's used to pick wife for their children from a notable family not from a family with bad tract records.


As for wether body count means anything to a man, The man gives the semen. It leaves his body into a woman's body.
Take for example; you have a big cup. You pour orange juice in it. Then you pour wine in it. Then coke. Then mango juice. Then urine. Then tomato paste. Then saliva. Then pap. Then sea water. Then goat blood. Then engine oil and many assorted juice.
Which do you think will be conterminated?
The juice containers or the big cup?


Marry a virgin. If you did not, then I am sorry to tell you that one or Two of your children is not your own.
Most likely, your wife pinned her ex pregnancy on you.
You want to spend your life training someone else's child?
Make a choice today. Fvck any girl you want but settle down with a virgin.

Non virgins are good for sex but not for family (except you want your daughters too to open their legs for men before they marry).


Check what the bible has to say:

Deuteronomy 22:13-21
13 “If any man takes a wife and goes in to her and then hates her 14 and accuses her of misconduct and brings a bad name upon her, saying, ‘I took this woman, and when I came near her, I did not find in her evidence of virginity,’ 15 then the father of the young woman and her mother shall take and bring out the evidence of her virginity to the elders of the city in the gate. 16 And the father of the young woman shall say to the elders, ‘I gave my daughter to this man to marry, and he hates her; 17 and behold, he has accused her of misconduct, saying, “I did not find in your daughter evidence of virginity.” And yet this is the evidence of my daughter's virginity.’ And they shall spread the cloak before the elders of the city. 18 Then the elders of that city shall take the man and whip[a] him, 19 and they shall fine him a hundred shekels[b] of silver and give them to the father of the young woman, because he has brought a bad name upon a virgin[c] of Israel. And she shall be his wife. He may not divorce her all his days. 20 But if the thing is true, that evidence of virginity was not found in the young woman, 21 then they shall bring out the young woman to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her to death with stones, because she has done an outrageous thing in Israel by whoring in her father's house. So you shall purge the evil from your midst.

Wetin be this

wiseone28:
It can happen nothing will happen..

Remember our security force love foreigners more than the natives.

It can never happen in Naija

WannaHowzit:
Whites have a monopoly over global wealth - that's why things like this happen not only in SA but all over Africa and the global South.

Because of centuries of colonialism and apartheid in SA some whites still feel entitled but as you can see in the video young South Africans have also gained confidence along with wealth. Thats why the teens fought back and why people could mobilise and occupy that space.

Only in South Africa , no other country in Africa. Only in South Africa brother

princeemmma:
Father Christmas looking like a masquerade

That is the Grinch that stole Xmas

I would say he cut me off instead. Was so close to my guy Ibrahim K*k*n*a J*b*I* in the uni that year , we were inseparable and I actually thought I'd met my best friend. Eventually he graduated and I had an extra year ( we were both supposed to graduate together because we were both doing five year courses ) and my extra year turned to almost 2 years because schools went on strike just as I was about to start my extra year. He on the other hand got it lucky as he graduated just before the strike started and promptly went for service. He finished service and got a job immediately at Julius Berger. One day while I was still doing my extra year , he calls me up and says , "My guy since we aren't moving at the same pace I don't think we can be friends again , you are still trying to finish up and I'm already working" , I promptly said thank and cut the call. Years later he tries to reach out to me on Facebook and I didn't respond. The crazy thing is while we were in school I accomodated him in my aunt's house ( my aunt lives in the same city as our school ) and she fed both of us for almost a year when we couldn't get hostel accommodation , my cousin's who were small then always ask after him up till now but I don't have the heart to tell them what happened , I just tell them he's okay and sends his regards. If you're reading this Ibromakanaki , Bleep you once more!

diadem10:
Is he ready to get sued for defamation that comes with it, if it turned out false? Same you people will be the one saying Sanwo Olu is this and that if he sued him.



Davido's boy looks exactly like him. Davido had no option than to go get DNA test tbh. And no, he didn't deny the child but just kept quiet on the child until he did a DNA test.

Also, there was confirm relationship/friendship between the boy's mother and Davido.

If I as the supposed father had no relationship or intimacy with any woman claiming a certain child was mine, I wouldn't even waste my time on any DNA. Na your delusional self go do the DNA test by yourself and cure your madness The only time I would do another DNA test was if the lying mother falsified the DNA test.

I don't think you know how this DNA test of a thing works

karsey:
Smh......even Teenagers don join bad gang

What is this world turning into?

He's not even a teenager yet

habsydiamond:
U dey chop catfish u talk say u broke.. wetin u want make pesin wey dey chop crayfish talk

All join , both start with C and has FISH at the end

AkinwaleJJ:
Foolish man!

You're the fool

Bankyshinani:
Send your number...let's chat on whatapp?

07083425003

Bankyshinani:
Please who have original follow come fast charger for sale?

I have a 33 watt never been used charger with a type C cord ( for the Redmi 11 ) and a 25 watt never been used charger with a type C cord ( for Tecno Camon 17 pro ). Priced at 6k and 5k respectively

youngdave78:
how much ❓

I got mine on Jumia for 115k and it also came with the G90T chipset just like the OP but at that price it's not so much of an issue

olola4:
Oshodi can't be the most popular place in Lagos, most people spend years in Lagos without getting to Oshodi. Ojota, Berger, Ikeja, Lekki are still more popular than Oshodi and it's almost impossible to spend atleast 6months in Lagos without going or passing through the aforementioned place.

Lekki you say , you must be off your rockers. Lekki isn't more popular than Jebetter who lives down my street. There are dozens of people who haven't even been on the 3rd Mainland bridge

Abusadiq01:
Good Evening Nairalanders, So this evening I came back from work very tired, my cousin Came into my room and said, "Broda, Please help me do my Math assignment". To my surprise, it was word problem in mathematics. As a 300L B.Pharm student, I excitedly collected it and sharply wanted to do it at that spot, bt wat I thought it was wasn't it. So I told her to leave it on d table wen am done I will check it again...

Pls help me show ur working, dat girl go request for explanation... Thanks

Are you really a 300L B.Pharm student

Abusadiq01:
I also thought it was 10, bt let's assume u are bako, if someone say u are twice as old as Ur were five years ago, does that means u are 10 years old? No! U can be 18 years now, bt five years ago, u were 18-5=13years old

What are you on about

If someone says you're twice as old as you were 6 years ago you'll be 12 now , if they say you're twice as old as you were 7 years ago then you're 14 now. Simple logic