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TravelRe: How Were You Able To Travel Abroad? by Semaj77(m): 2:23pm On May 08, 2023
inoki247:
Lol with your money you go travel go anywhere just find money buy all this Caribbean Passport from dere you're good to go u no go dey too stress for Visa again...
The minimum you can get is $118k which is about N89m in today's exchange rate. If I have that I'd rather invest than buy a second passport but if you have well over that like in the range of half a billion naira then you can invest in it
TravelRe: With Your Current Account Balance, Where Can You Travel To With It? by Semaj77(m): 3:12pm On May 07, 2023
Hamachi:
So with your current account balance, where can you travel to with it?
Maybe Oshodi or Ikeja and back home but not the 2 together
Foreign AffairsRe: SA Urged Not To Body-shame This "Dedicated" Obese Police Recruit (PICS) by Semaj77(m): 2:05am On May 03, 2023
WannaHowzit:
Gauteng premier Panyaza Lesufi has slammed critics on social media for “fat-shaming” a newly recruited crime prevention warden in South Africa.

Lesufi at the weekend unveiled 4,000 crime prevention wardens who will patrol the streets of the Gauteng province (encompassing Johannesburg and Pretoria) to strengthen law enforcement.

The wardens graduated at a parade at Giant Stadium in Soshanguve, Pretoria. Among them was Mahlatse Tseko, who many said was not “fit and agile” as required in the job description.





He said Tseko would not be working alone in fighting crime, saying, “This is a collective effort.”
The salute sef get K-leg
CelebritiesRe: P'Square, Timaya, Phyno & Flavour Visit & Bow To Greet King Sunny Ade by Semaj77(m): 2:02am On May 03, 2023
Skyfornia:
After football.. music is another thing that unites people, irrespective of tribe, language, colour and religion.

I remember when we were jamming to awilo logomba years back even though we didn't understand the language.. the love we gave him in Nigeria was massive.
Music before football you mean
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Your Thought On Companies Asking For A Collateral/binding Agreement B4 Employmnt by Semaj77(m): 12:45pm On May 02, 2023
Crazy
FamilyRe: 5 Things You Will Miss When You ‘japa’ From Nigeria by Semaj77(m):
TyroneP:
‘Japa’, a lingo in Nigeria for deliberate exit from the country especially for greener pastures abroad, has been a constant happening over the last few years with students, professionals and partners forming the chunk of those fleeing its shores.

As enticing as the idea of being in a relatively ‘better’ country is, the experiences of people who have left have continued to prove that truly ‘there is no place like home.’
Taking a look at the diverse peculiarities of Nigeria, here are five things you will miss if you find yourself abroad.
Nigerian Foods

Food is peculiar to every country. And Nigeria, with its plethora of ethnic groups, has a slew of foods its citizens don’t joke with. From Amala, to Akpu, Ogbono, Bread and Beans down to Moi Moi, these are foods that are dear to every Nigerian, and no amount of civilization can unplug the relish for these foods.

The moment you are leaving the shores of the country, you are as well leaving behind these ‘unique’ delectables whose tastes are never the same even when taken outside of their place of origin ( Largely because they’re transported to other markets with lots of additives that change the organic tastes ).

2. Weather

If there is a thing in Nigeria that is highly underappreciated, it is the weather. Nigerians in the diaspora have always expressed their struggles with the frosty weather abroad, and how much they miss the cozy and friendly weather in the country.

3. Family and Friends

Moving to a new country most times entails leaving behind family members and friends who you might not see for as long as your stay abroad. Though technology helps us connect beyond boundaries, the feeling of being physically around your family members and friends is matchless.

4. Owambe

Nigeria is ‘big’ on parties – and that is on period. Flamboyant, lavish, expensive, food-filled, dramatic, these features of the Owambe parties are unequaled anywhere in the world. It is one of the many things that make Nigeria exclusive, and being in the country unparalleled.

5. Free Amenities

Abroad you pay for almost everything from as high as electricity bills to as low as water bills. Their social amenities are prioritized, and it works in a way that you cannot evade paying for the bills of the amenities you use. In Nigeria, water bills are scarce as almost everyone has their own system of getting water; indiscriminate parking of cars is common but can’t be dared abroad without you being ticketed.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/04/5-things-you-will-miss-when-you-japa-from-nigeria/
All the things you stated here are the reasons I hate Nigeria.

I'm not really a foodie so anything you serve me I'll adapt and adapt well.

Don't get me started on the weather , I burn up easily and feel more right at home under the AC even without clothes and during rainy days.

I abhor getting to mix with people , if I can not shelve it I'll meet people but if the opportunity arises to evade people I'll gladly evade them , yes this goes for family as well.

Owambes is the same reason as above

In Nigeria nothing is free , what you feel is free is being collected somehow somewhere else. Last month PHCN billed me 59k for electricity that didn't last for more than 8 hours each day , do you want to talk about transportation , some days , especially rainy days you pay as high as 1500 for a bus ride from Lekki to Oshodi. Wouldn't you rather pay exactly for what you have used huh
SportsRe: Glenique Frank, Transgender Winner At London Marathon Offers To Give Medal Back by Semaj77(m): 4:24pm On Apr 28, 2023
piper7:
What else do you think they'll start changing now apart from gender? I'm changing my visibility status now. I'm now invisible. You can't see me.
Kuku identify as John Cena
CrimeRe: Missing Mirabel Abraham Agada Murdered In Abuja (Photos) by Semaj77(m): 8:59am On Apr 28, 2023
post=122779080:
Another Terrible News, Coming From ABUJA

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Proudly huh
EventsRe: Overjoyed Groomsman Steals Show At Wedding (video) by Semaj77(m): 3:39pm On Apr 24, 2023
UnusualEmissary:
Una don dey detect virginity from afar?
grin grin grin grin grin grin
EducationRe: The Transformation From 100L To 400L Of Two Ladies That Got People Talking by Semaj77(m): 7:17pm On Apr 22, 2023
Popoola009:
I came across this pictures on Twitter of two ladies that got people talking this transformation is incredidible .

Check It out yourself.

Adekoya Adedoyin wrote:



https://twitter.com/adekoyaadedoy10/status/1648804140250722308?t=j2ahO6FwuCwxN4fx16oppA&s=19[/quote]How Alhaja take grow breast huh
ProgrammingRe: You Can Never See Africans In These Type Of Things, why? by Semaj77(m): 9:55pm On Apr 13, 2023
OdogwuMoney6:
I no know who do us this thing for this continent..... Africa no even show face at all...
Nobody to even represent our full continent....Anything that requires brains, Africa's are always nowhere to be found. Why?

https://codeforces.com/blog/entry/73791


tensazangetsu20
qtguru
nlfpmod
Myndd44
lalasticlala
farano
Disguy
justwise
seun

Please all of you should come here before I flog you people, I dey vex angry everything is not about politics in this life...How do you expect us to grow as a nation and continent, when all we discuss is politics and romance? angry
I won't be surprised if some of these schools are represented by Africans
TravelRe: How God Saved Me From The Accident That Killed 6 People (photos) by Semaj77(m): 9:03pm On Apr 13, 2023
Westerhoffe:
JESUS CHRIST said,
“Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.
— Matthew 6:34 (KJV)


If GOD gives you the grace to see another day, thank Him for it because, it's not everyone that will receive such grace.
Where is that face palm emoji when you need one
TravelRe: How God Saved Me From The Accident That Killed 6 People (photos) by Semaj77(m): 8:47pm On Apr 13, 2023
Jnkay:
To God be the glory Bro! Wishing you long life and prosperity.
Yeah , to God be the glory for murdering six people
TravelRe: How God Saved Me From The Accident That Killed 6 People (photos) by Semaj77(m): 8:45pm On Apr 13, 2023
Clairvoyancy:
Be nice, it either you help him thank God or you let it slide
Be nice when six people are dead already , wasn't it God who killed them or prevented their death from happen ( pick whichever suits you )
TravelRe: How God Saved Me From The Accident That Killed 6 People (photos) by Semaj77(m): 8:41pm On Apr 13, 2023
Westerhoffe:
Blessed be the name of the LORD who has given you the grace to see another day.
Blessed be the name of the Lord huh

Are you aware six people died in the same accident ?. So we bless him for saving one life and overlook the six that died , I wonder who has done this to us in Africa
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Is Threatening To Release My Tape – Yusuf Kareem by Semaj77(m): 12:47am On Apr 13, 2023
nairalee:
so all these rumors that i used to hear about bobrisky sleeping with rich people and celebrities is true


***pukes***
Believe at your peril
PoliticsRe: Debate With Chimamanda Not Datti-Ahmed – Atiku’s Camp To Soyinka by Semaj77(m): 6:06pm On Apr 09, 2023
fourboys:
Chimamanda na global star na
So Soyinka na local star huh. Even in the literary field Chimamandi can not hold a pen up to Soyinka
SportsRe: UFC: Israel Adesanya knocks Pereira out Cold, reclaims Middleweight Crown by Semaj77(m): 2:28pm On Apr 09, 2023
Geovanni412:
I was scared for Izzy at that point but my God, what a KO.

Alex has to go through the Killers in the Division before getting a title shot again.

I'd like to see Izzy fight Chimaev. That's the fight to make...he's beaten almost everyone else.
That Chimaev guy isn't happy Izzy won , all his comments points to that
PropertiesRe: Oba Lateef Atanda Adams To Seize 300 Houses In Surulere, Lagos by Semaj77(m): 12:35pm On Apr 08, 2023
ijustdey:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/lagos-oba-moves-to-seize-300-houses-owners-kick/

Pics: Some of the buildings already marked for repossession.
And the Tinubu effect has started , he has to compensate those who were loyal to him one way or another
RomanceRe: How Did You Later Discover You Were Dating Who Was Not Dating You? (photos) by Semaj77(m): 9:11am On Apr 08, 2023
Neverslumber:
Yes I agree but not all. Not all are staged.
99.9999% are staged
TravelRe: Lorry Kills 3 As Anambra Revenue Agents Struggle For Steering Wheel With Driver by Semaj77(m): 1:28pm On Apr 06, 2023
Whothecapfits:
Because of Ñ50

The death was avoidable
N50 huh You don't know what you're saying
RomanceRe: How Did Your Last Relationship End And Who Was At Fault? by Semaj77(m): 6:43pm On Apr 04, 2023
She was still attached to her ex. I guess she loved him dearly but the guy didn't want to commit after dating for years so she was using me to spite him or make him jealous so that he could commit , they were also on a break at that time so she actually wasn't cheating on me but she was always on the phone with him. Caught her many times and asked if she still wanted to go back to him but she kept saying I should give her time to get over him. So I chopped my own and made the choice for her by dumping her after getting my fill of her , I'm not remorseful in anyway.
TravelRe: My Nasty Experience With Nigerian In New Jersey by Semaj77(m): 6:01pm On Apr 01, 2023
1Sharon:
We all know rudeness is no excuse. The woman is devious. As soon as OP got rude, she jumped on it. That will now be her defense.
Defense for what huh , The woman get luck say no be me she try am with. I don use police arrest my one time best friend and family friend when he tried to dupe me. My family and his were pissed with me for not informing family first before taking that action
RomanceRe: Lady In Shock After She Got Dumped By Boyfriend For Not Flushing The Toilet by Semaj77(m): 4:34pm On Mar 30, 2023
rickleye:
I would also .
Which means she doesn’t wash her hands .
If I invite a lady to my house and she wants to use the washroom, I listen for
1. Flush
2. Water running from faucet
3. Hand drying from towel
If I hear flush and 5 secs you open the door. Whatever, I had in mind that evening will NEVER happen.
I thought I was the only one like this , mine may even be worse than yours as I'll avoid any contact with you. A friend handled my phone after using the toilet without washing his hands with soap , I had to wash my phone with soap and in the process water got in the phone and the screen got damaged
FamilyRe: In Search Of Long Lost Dad by Semaj77(m): 11:17pm On Mar 26, 2023
Malawian:
Funny thing, i know a certain "Peter-Paul" Nig. Ltd.
He is an elderly Igbo man
He deals in heavy machinery like trucks, tractors etc.
I don't know if he is the same person you are looking for.
you may look for his person's company around Coker axis along Mile2-Oshodi expressway, lagos.
goodluck.

https://ng-check.com/peter-paul-nig-ltd/753207.html
This looks like a good lead
FamilyRe: Giving Birth In Barbados by Semaj77(m): 9:51pm On Mar 26, 2023
KristineLG:
Take Note!

You NEED a Visa to Get to Barbados

Some many questions, disappointments and disapprovals when you tell clients what they need.

Kindly note, with respect to what you some of you have read online.

It's visa free to Barbados for Nigerians, very correct.

Is there a direct flight from Nigeria to Barbados?

Is there a connecting flight to get you to Barbados?

If you understand the questions stated above, you will definitely get the answers you need.

Some say I don't need a visa, it's visa free, therefore which airline takes you there without getting to stamp you passport?

YOU NEED A VISA TO ENTER BARBADOS

The idea of consulting with us is to tell you the information and guidance you need for your trip.

Cheers

Kristine
FOR: KTO PARTNERS TRAVELS & TOURS

GIVING BIRTH IN BRAZIL
GIVING BIRTH IN BARBADOS
GIVING BIRTH IN MEXICO
DUAL CITIZENSHIP
What you need is a transit visa of the countries you'll be passing through and not a Barbados visa
FamilyRe: Divide ₦100,000 Between Your Parents. by Semaj77(m): 9:32pm On Mar 21, 2023
Michelle55:
Mom- 80k
Dad- 20k

My mom spends more especially when everyone knows she's the only person you can approach and cry to, she would gladly give you everything just so you can smile(hence the 80k).🤣🤣🤣
Popsy on the other hand, my dear na no go area cos shishi you no go see even if you cry blood( can't be manipulated hence the 20k because he wouldn't spend it)
I wish I'm more like my popsy sha☹️
If popsy were still alive I'll share it 60 for pops , 40 for maale.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: "What Has A Leg Chain Got To Do With Acquiring A Job" by Semaj77(m): 2:51pm On Mar 21, 2023
PPIA:
Theodore Roosevelt,
Franklin D. Roosevelt,
James K. Polk,
Andrew Jackson,
Dwight D. Eisenhower


All are president's of the U.S.A had tattoos cool



Then Justin Trudeau, former Canadian prime minister who left office in 2018 had a tattoo


Just stop living in primitivity cool
You do know it was the primitive and olden days people who had elaborate piercings , chains and tattoos huh
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Arrested In Thailand For Defrauding Women On Pretext Of Marriage by Semaj77(m): 9:19am On Mar 17, 2023
Yamiriflathead:
grin
Its really embarrassing to be sharing a country with these people! Tueh

Irongalaxy
WannaHowzit
Skyview01

These are the people doing drugs in South Africa, and they're from a tribe called Igbo
Shut your A-Hole , south Africans do drugs on their own , please do not drag Nigerians into it
TravelRe: Can You Stay In This Hotel For A Night If Offered Free Of Charge? by Semaj77(m): 1:16pm On Mar 10, 2023
Nia69:
This is the craziest hotel you'll ever see. The devil's hotel.

Personally, I would with a partner by my side.
I can stay here for the rest of my life , looks cool
PoliticsRe: EndSARS: I Was The First Governor To Meet Protesters - Sanwo-Olu by Semaj77(m): 1:14pm On Mar 10, 2023
Lanrelagboi:
https://twitter.com/Mr_JAGs/status/1633395600531279879?t=W3np8Kkl2wFOeqPvlrbsaA&s=19[/quote]Wouldn't it have been a shame if any other governor responded to them for an incident that happened in your state huh
PoliticsRe: South Africans React To Nigeria's Election Outcome (TWEETS) by Semaj77(m): 1:49pm On Mar 03, 2023
WannaHowzit:
Same people you are always mocking🇿🇦? You had your fun during the Zuma years, now it's our turn to laugh 😈😈😈

To console you, I cried when SA voted for Zuma. But we moved through that and did better next time.
We will take a Zuma over this drug baron

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