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fnep2smooth:
They said YOUTH of Nigeria only vote in BBN... See finishing


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They aren't lying na

dapsoneh:
See how Kpekus has destroyed this ones destiny
The man with the bird's voice
The king of R n B
The best singer that ever lived
How are the mighty falling to the effect of Kpekus
Na you take your hand destroy ur self
Unfortunately, you don't live in naija where celebrities get away with their evils
Just maybe, when you are 95yr and if still alive, will be released
I pray you meet redemption in the prison

Best singer like how , where you wan put Michael Jackson

Omihanifa:
Don't forget the OP said 100k for a semester which could either be 3 or 4 months

But foodstuff isn't included as they provide that for him

PeterObi4LP:
He has a way of punishing them thru sickness and other means. Those who have died did not go along with them all the loots, bulletproof cars, mansion and connection. So of what use is all the material things without accepting Jesus Christ as their Lord and Saviour? Repent now.

Are you saying the poor aren't dying of sickness and other means

Adupotur:
When I look at the billions Tinubu is taking home monthly just because he is Lagos ex governor and I look at how Peter Obi rejected everything, including his gratuity, I become tempted to vote Obi.

But as a professional tribal bigot and naturally w!cked person, I will vote BAT

Plagiarized from Twitter

eminikansoso:
Na so one idiot told me that Auto cars move faster and balance than manual specification.
I just wave my head and left

There's a reason why most , if not all , racing cars are manual

elasticlala:
U haven’t even started. When u drive manual car on a hill with much traffic…. U go know how fa

Especially one wey the clutch don burn or the one wey dem just do the clutch and e still dey shaprapra , na so the car go dey off for your hand if you wan engage gear move.

PPIA:


OP say na Pendel

Aswear you can not make heaven

But na encouragement the guy need las las

ijustdey:
https://dailypost.ng/2023/02/08/2023-what-well-do-if-thugs-snatch-bvas-inec/

They don't need to manipulate the data , they just need to get a hold of ballot boxes where the opposing parties are leading and votes in those areas become null and void.

I thought they'd even say something more meaningful , as it is they have accepted that boxes will be stolen and they won't be able to do anything to bring the culprits to book. Are we even serious in this country

caesymore:
Last last they no force person wey dey take drug to go buy drug.

Okay , so as dem no force dem to buy we can excuse them or probably give them a national award ba

WannaHowzit:
Do you have a world-class Nigerian substitute for Multichoice to offer Ghana?😂😂😂😂😂

I can't stop laughing today, so many hungry japaring Nigerians who have been brainwashed that they're the giant of Africa.

(Insert crying emoji here!) 😂😂😂

Fvcking rape and crime capital of Africa , I read of the number of women , children and adults alike , who get raped and killed on a daily occurrence. Mugging is second nature to their men , you can get mugged in broad daylight with people even passing by

WannaHowzit:
🥊🥊🥊😂😂😂 I see the facts knocked you out!

Who is in denial here , someone made a claim that no black/native South African has ever achieved anything noteworthy and you go on to outline achievements made by your white slave masters yet you say he's in denial

WannaHowzit:
So predictable, everytime I put on the heat 🔥🔥🔥they run to the white argument.

So listenKunta Kinte that sold your own people into slavery and are today drowning in the Mediterranean voluntarily - let me show you how our black chimp government has ensured we don't poop by the side of the road or japa in our millions ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Let me know how Nigeria compared after 60 years of independence and massive oil wealth.

So in short he's right since you refuse to counter his claim but rather choose to deviate. Weren't South Africans also taken as slaves as well

WannaHowzit:
Will you ever win a world cup hosting bid while doing your groceries in open-air markets that lay next to agbero poop-filled gutters? ☹️☹️☹️

You'll forever remain complaining that SA hosts everything.

That's what's devastating when SA leaves your countries.

While we may not win a hosting bid we will surely win a world cup before South Africa makes it out of the group stages

WannaHowzit:
SA is already the USA of Africa. Who else has more huge influential companies across the continent? MTN, Vodacom, Shoprite, Multichoice, etc are unrivalled by a mile and a half.

Na Naija investors I go blame , with your shitty and overpriced services

BadRadio:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UExVS9yrvkk

Lekki explorer has already done a review answering more pertinent questions and it even came out a month ago.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7Ml7StKr_E

CallmeTrinity:
Kai what a waste of a man... Hìtch arse weakling. Re you still seeking our sympathy for your uselessness? You have failed at even protecting your own flock now what do you want us to do?

Trance indeed.useless weak beta male ...
I am sure you are the sort of person who wakes up everyone in the house to tell them he is going to bed. Serves you right

Useless cutlass weilding coward

Shut your trap

igbotormentor:
The boy and girl should get a good lawyer and sue the ignorantly shackled, backward, primitive community, what nonsense, what they trampled upon their human right.

It's their right to Bleep themselves as siblings

Toktee:
Born and raised by parents that sees education as total waste of time.
From primary to secondary school no one was there for me but God.
I dropped out of secondary school six times because of money.
I also dropped out of college of education once, but later graduate.

If an orphan like me can do it, you can do it.
Never give up on your dreams.

What an inspirational story , I pray the degree you have obtained will be used positively in your life and it will be a source of happiness for you

MITCHELL96:
Haha 😄 No issues. Sex sometimes is overrated. Just 5-7 minutes joy plus you will even be tire and weak.

Quality before quantity , you see that 5-7 minutes of sex pass 2 hours of watching football , especially when the babe has the body of a goddess and the skill of a vixen ( Chinwe and Tola comes to mind ) , yeah I'll take a 5 minute romp with her to 2 years of footie. Abi you never dey with babe and after una finish one round you look her body again and your John Thomas stands at attention again.

MITCHELL96:
Apart from helping reproduce, what again?

They'll still end up adding to the headache the kids will give you.

Omo, to be a man isn't easy o. That's why you'll see men cut off anything that has to do with Women totally.

I have a friend that has stayed celibate for 3 good years and still counting as I type.

What do you gain from football that you can't gain in any other sport

MITCHELL96:
Omo, this question hard oo but I'll do it this way.

I'll keep FOOD because man can't live without it.

I'll keep FOOTBALL because FOOTBALL is life to me as it's written in my signature 😊⚽❤️

(Seeing this Ronaldo and Messi pic sef dey give massive joy)

Now, it's between MUSIC and WOMEN 🤔 now let me break it down so I'll finally conclude on which to delete.

MUSIC helps to ease pain, improve our mood, gives peace, inspiration, motivation, it also makes our journey sweet (Can't imagine travelling without playing songs with my ear pods on) oh, yes 😊 MUSIC DEY GINGER! 😎 Let me put it that way as an African man yunno 😉

WOMEN: Hmmm 🤔 Only sex that this people have to offer oo (Unless you meet a girl that's not Jezebelic, yes Jezebel the wicked and evil woman 😹 or Kim Kardashian daughters.

And even the sex sef, it's not only you they're giving 😒😹

Plus them go unnecessarily bill you join and rip you off your hard earned money. (I mean the Jezebelic ones oo not all girls before NL girls go kill me here) 😏

So, I'll delete WOMEN 😑 and E dey pain me as I delete them ooo 😭😂😭😂

FOOD ✅
FOOTBALL ✅
MUSIC ✅
WOMEN ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌




MODIFIED: 36+ MENTIONS MEHN 😅😅 I REMOVED WOMEN NOT BECAUSE I DONT LIKE THEM.

I LOVE WOMEN BUT MY SANITY AND PEACE OF MIND IS MORE IMPORTANT PLUS I NO WON MISS HEAVEN.

IF YOU STAY WITH WOMAN, NA SOSO SIN YOU GO DEY SIN 😓

HEAVENLY RACE? 🤔 "I NO GO TIRE"

Footie has to go

I can't live without food
Music soothes the soul and calms the mind
I'll be damned if I give up sex for anything on this earth


That leaves football , I can definitely live without football , heck I enjoy MMA and boxing more than football sef

mariahAngel:
Which of these fishes would you delete?
Which one is your most preferred?

Picture source: Instagram

Tilapia can F-off

EriMma1:
This may sound weird but it's my situation now.

I have been a single and independent lady for a very long time. Though I really looked forward to settling down in my 20s and thirties but because I was the over careful type, I couldn't as I kept being picky due to men's character and behavior.

Fast-forward to my lat 30s, I began to lose interest and started getting more comfortable as a single. The upheavals in today's marriage also got to me. As in the way marriages are packing up, the cheating aspect, abuse and domestic violence in marriages all further affected me and changed my whole perception of the union called marriage. So I unconsciously resolved to remain single as long as I'm happy, comfortable and financially independent.

Some of the reasons I also made up my mind are.
As a single, Im very much at peace, with no one dictating what and when I should do things or get out of bed. I love my bed.
No one is body shaming me when I add on some pounds due to excessive eating and no one is questioning my eating habits as its sometimes the case with some married women. Also running errands when you don't feel up to it just because hubby wants you to do it. Some men can send their wife on errand like crazy and me I hate running errands.

No one is disturbing me when I need time alone which could last for hours. I love my space and privacy. So the thought of having to give up all that scares the hell out of me.

Now, back to the matter.

Recently, some close spiritual leaders in my denomination have been trying to match make me with a single pastor and that one too is shining teeth that he has seen a jimjim sister. When they now openly mentioned it yesterday with the said man around and he too was nodding and agreeing to the proposal, it dawned on me that these people are not joking. When I got home, i sank into my comfy space and began to fret. I mean... The thought of giving up all that freedom is just so scary. I suddenly discovered that marriage no longer excites me and my inner self was fighting it.
Also, the thought of carrying pregnancy for nine months with all the stress of looking after babies, tending toddlers ( poo poo) and that motherhood life made me sick instantly. The thought of joggling my job with family life gave me the chills. I see how my married mates struggle with this. Huh. Men...

I don't know. I don't feel cool about this cos it makes me feel like I'm about to be put in a cage and everything about me is going to change.

Now, before you talk about me not loving the man, I think I fancy him and can love him cos he looks so much like my ex of years ago. So that is out of the question. He is a happening lovable man but....... I no longer feel excited about marriage. at least, from what played out yesterday.

Do I need any form of therapy cos my family won't hear of it but this is my situation now ooo... Hmmm

Yeah , it's bound to happen and you may eventually not marry. Once you stay off relationships and sex for too long you start being comfortable to it as your psyche adjust to it. You need to break off from this mindset as you may eventually regret not getting married or having kids.

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A Nigerian Woman, Nliam Amara Agbai, has given birth to a set of twins after 20 years of marriage.

A Family Member, Austin BenEmy Aliba, shared the good news in a Facebook Post, As Sighted By Four Days Ago.

"All I can say is THERE IS GOD (CHUKWUDI) After 20 years… God is the Greatest. Auntie m Nliam Amara Agabai. My dancing shoes are ready," he wrote.

See Photos And Reactions As Obtained By Below:

Funny thing is women like this try to rubbish science against a God notion , secretly do IVF and them proceed to give all the praise to God

mignone:
IVFs and other assisted fertility procedures fail too, u know right?

But God never fails Yeah , right

mignone:
As right as u may be, numerous people undergo several failed IVFs & other assisted fertility procedures. Whichever is successful was ratified by d Almighty!
Late Ibidun Ighodalo did 11 IVFs!!! None succeed.

This is sad to read

eddie7:
Reason why the black African is still in the rubbish state they find themselves

The reason we are in this rubbish state is because we read what we shouldn't read and ignore what we should read , a prime example of what we shouldn't read is this write up.

TMSMedia:
Nigerian Man Dies A Year After Posting About What Will Happen After His Death (Photos)

Davidson Rotshak Lar, a cleric and Superintendent of Police in the Nigeria Police Force has died one year after posting about what will happen after his death, IGBERETV reports.

Davidson Rotshak Lar who is from Plateau State passed away on Thursday, January 19, 2023. Details of his death are sketchy, however, it was gathered that he had been sick and was set to undergo surgery.

A year before his death, precisely on January 12, 2022, he had taken to Facebook to write about what will happen after his death.

He wrote;



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02U6cxqZt6va2baowDh1rYaQBrr3mEjj9srz1zZ9321sNijL9rW2ycLwjacFGHo3bTl&id=100002496928788

Friends, family members and colleagues have taken to Facebook to mourn him.

One Peace Longdet said that his last words to her were;



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid09UCvDoBszrr6uv7SNrm7rD7tMGptufMZkE34UFN7se5hYqgtcVF3m1qEsGezJAnRl&id=100001589033792

See more tributes below.

https://igberetvnews.com/1437441/nigerian-man-dies-year-posting-will-happen-death-photos/

Started a good message but ended it badly , why not those that you need to give things before you die , things you'll definitely not take to heaven

Ineedhustle247:
A minute silence for those simps saving money with Dia gefrens

If dem fit run dia mama
Who is you?
I mean what be you?

I hope ppl now understand why this forum was bashing one lady whose thread made FP some days back for trying to make her boyfriend save his money in her account.


Amen
And may we never run short of God's wisdom and grace

I have never heard of a man saving his money with his girlfriend when he's not mad

Jones4190:
if the tenant fix it for you then they reserve the right to remove it when they are packing out

Then the tenants should return the one the landlord put in place for them in good and working condition

Banilla:
What can your boyfriend/girlfriend do that would make you end the relationship without hesitation?

Mine would be gaslighting. I absolutely hate it. Also, flirting with other girls. If you do it, I won't be jealous, I'll just leave you. I can't stand lying.

I can tolerate anything if you're willing change except say you kill person