₦airaland Forum

This year go rugged ooo!!!
Imagine, no more tithes and offerings to extort
Thank God first fruit was extorted before the lockdown
No more demarketing of witches and wizards that are always after non members.
No more setting children against parents that are not members
No more setting of wives against husbands that are not members
No more other peoples' wives for free browsing
No more more other members' daughters for deliverance and for free browsing
No more choir members for free browsing
No more ushers for free browsing and endless vigils
The Lord is good, all the time

UPDATE: UNIBEN Undergraduate Uwaila Vera Omozuwa's Rape Case The arrested suspect Mr Chibuzo confessed to DSS that, it was the RCCG pastor that paid them 1.5 million naira to kill the year one UNIBEN student. According to our source The pastor impregnated the girl and asked her to abort the baby, but the girl refused. So, the made arrangement for them to meet at their usual hangout spot which is the church, that was where the pastor set her up. He paid some hoodlums 1.5million and told them where to meet the girl. So, instead of seeing the pastor in the church, The girl met the hoodlums. After hitting her head with fire extinguisher, the hoodlums decided to have a taste of her before she died, so, they took their turns. The pastor did that to cover his sins but it has backfired. Both the pastor and his wife are on the run because they planned dastardly act together!

UPDATE: UNIBEN Undergraduate Uwaila Vera Omozuwa's Rape Case The arrested suspect Mr Chibuzo confessed to DSS that, it was the RCCG pastor that paid them 1.5 million naira to kill the year one UNIBEN student. According to our source The pastor impregnated the girl and asked her to abort the baby, but the girl refused. So, the made arrangement for them to meet at their usual hangout spot which is the church, that was where the pastor set her up. He paid some hoodlums 1.5million and told them where to meet the girl. So, instead of seeing the pastor in the church, The girl met the hoodlums. After hitting her head with fire extinguisher, the hoodlums decided to have a taste of her before she died, so, they took their turns. The pastor did that to cover his sins but it has backfired. Both the pastor and his wife are on the run because they planned dastardly act together!

This year go rugged ooo!!!
Imagine, no more tithes and offerings to extort
Thank God first fruit was extorted before the lockdown
No more demarketing of witches and wizards that are always after non members.
No more setting children against parents that are not members
No more setting of wives against husbands that are not members
No more other peoples' wives for free browsing
No more more other members' daughters for deliverance and for free browsing
No more choir members for free browsing
No more ushers for free browsing and endless vigils
The Lord is good, all the time

For the scamming to continue!!!!!
From the time of Jesu Oyingbo 'Emmanuel' till the time of TB Joshua 'Emmanuel' and for the next generation of the gullibles, scamming has come to stay.

Illiteracy is an unfortunate disease capable of doing more harm than good if not treated.

There are internationally accepted protocol and procedures on the treatment of a captured enemy or an enemy that has surrendered in a war or prisoners of war if you like.

Nigeria is fighting a war with the Boko Haram and those protocols are only just being obeyed and respected.

Ignorance is not an excuse, get knowledge

CANDYDADDY:
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Islam,religion of war,dispute,suffering that have brainwashed and implanted bad doctrine,value and theory into its followers

Perverts
Is it Islam that is the Nigerian military?

Is this not what the looters and wailers call media trial?

Juanmike:
1st to comment after like ages
Pls lala do the needful.

You well so?

Irresponsible rantings
Can you just listen to yourself?

chatinent:
Why am I suspecting she was off-ed because she knew sth?

Oponu

ludd2018:
Aisha is the new president of Nigeria . Real Buhari is dead . They have killed the protocol officer .

Insanity is simple but the distance to cover daily is the major challenge

edo3:
Atleast him don enjoy small,, rip to him..

Perverts

You sure say no be Nestlé food be dat?

Any unfortunate ding bat should not come here and tell us anything about any fake pastor.
Enough of the fooling around with these frauds called pastor.

Remove pastors from Nigeria, 75% of the problems like looting, stealing or defrauding to impress or pay tithes and offerings will disappear

Na wetin we dey do

I just hope it's not empty ranting
I will give my respect if there is sanction or penalty for their theft and day robbery

Will she be able to delete the call log with the service provider.

Police go catch her since one of their own is involved

Esseite:
Get you stories straight...

The house was inaugurated with the Governors consent and proclamation, the 14 lawmakers absconded because they were not happy with the inauguration which they were were absent but communicated (case study Saraki vs NASS 2015). That could not get them to elect Oshiomole's cabal as speaker.

They decided to not attend plenary again to be sworn in , the speaker deemed it fit to declare their seats vacant as allowed in the constitution after 181days of not representing their people..

Really?
And to see someone even liked your lies baffles me if people still get their facts right anymore

PAT4HOT:
How can you talk about democracy yet refused the swearing in of 14 lawmakers out of 24?

That Seun in channels needs another job and allow someone more dynamic and current to handle the show.
Obaseki won't tell it all, democracy has never been the issue but the unimaginary benefits in the office.

In criminality Ndi Anambra is not only raising the bar is the bar

SecretSpy666:
Lying against your people just to get funds and support from UN is a grave sin. This woman is a pathological liar

Just confirming how criminally minded you all have become

From drug trafficking to baby factories to fake drug peddling and now topping the chat on this
Dragging the national moral compass southward
Post civil war crises syndrome

Greedy lots
Face your book no way
Before final year you would be on your fifth if not seventh Mr right

MY CONVERSATION WITH A MULTICHOICE CUSTOMER SERVICE AGENT. THIS IS HOW I RESIGNED FROM USING DSTV.

Caller: Good afternoon sir, my name is ******* I am calling you from the MultiChoice customer service centre...

Me: So...?

Caller: Am I speaking with Mr. Eddie

Me: Yes you are how may I help you?(In the mood to play)

Caller: Sir we noticed you have not renewed your Dstv subscription, since it expired over a week now.

Me: Is it your own?

Caller: We just want to know if there is any problems, we have our engineers at your service sir.

Me: Do you realize I have been paying for my explorer and dual view for over 10 years consistently on the premium bouquet?

Caller: Yes sir, that is why we are surprised that you have not renewed this time.

Me: Well, since you asked, let me tell you. When Dstv wants to do give away, they would advertise it to me but insist that it is for SA only.
I paid 18k with the football season in mind, #Covid19 cut the season short, your EPL rights to the season is extended but my subscription is not extended to cover the lockdown month.
I have divorced you people 100%, all the TV in my house are SMART TV and my home internet is great, so I have fallen in love with Netflix, which offers me more than you guys for just 4,400 naira monthly and weather don't affect it. I also have Amazon Prime that I pay that I pay less than 3k per month for.

Caller: But....

Me: Don't but me nothing my dear, my 3 decoders are now to be used as decorative toys in my house. If you are thinking of football, then you are a late comer, because every league in the world is streaming easy for me.
I cannot be paying you 18k plus to watch repeated series and stale movies with audio music channels that nobody watches. Before I forget, I also watch YouTube for free.

Caller: We are sorry if you are angry but...

Me: There we go again with your "but" card, madam, even if you give me for free, I don't want to watch again. I am done with you people. Even the Nollywood movies, Netflix offer me better and latest options compared to yours.

NA SO I TAKE END MY RELATIONSHIP WITH DSTV O. MY CHURCH PEOPLE, MAKE UNA FOLLOW ME THANK THE LORD O.

2023
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1946
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77yrs old

Really?

What goes around comes around
Be careful how early you celebrate the predicament of a perceived enemy

AmazingELixir:
Did you add the North east development commission funds and all the international aid coming to the north east..?


Sense will not kee you

Did you subtract the NDDC funds and the 13% derivation?
Sense will not kee you too

Let the southern governors continue with their insane looting

Federation Account Allocation Committee (FAAC) to states and LGAs from January to April 2020.

1 Delta: ₦87.26b
2 Akwa Ibom: ₦74.33b
3 Lagos: ₦70.83b
4 Rivers: ₦70.20b
5 Kano: ₦55.73b
6 Bayelsa: ₦54.03b
7 Katsina: ₦41.82b
8 Kaduna: ₦39.25b
9 Oyo: ₦37.46b
10 Borno: ₦36.85b
11 Jigawa: ₦34.73b
12 Niger: ₦34.34b
13 Imo: ₦33.79b
14 Sokoto: ₦32.20b
15 Edo: ₦31.44b
16 Bauchi: ₦30.79b
17 Benue: ₦30.59b
18 Kebbi: ₦30.07b
19 Anambra: ₦29.95b
20 Kogi: ₦28.53b
21 Adamawa: ₦28.47b
22 Enugu: ₦27.87b
23 FCT: ₦27.53b
24 Ondo: ₦27.50b
25 Yobe: ₦27.29b
26 Abia: ₦26.54b
27 Taraba: ₦25.34b
28 Osun: ₦24.09b
29 Ogun: ₦23.60b
30 Plateau: ₦23.52b
31 Kwara: ₦23.49b
32 Zamfara: ₦23.48b
33 Ebonyi: ₦22.58b
34 Nasarawa: ₦22.47bb
35 Cross River: ₦21.99
36 Ekiti: ₦21.83b
37 Gombe: ₦20.35b

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Churches have always been the epic centre of immorality and frauds
From tithes and offerings to breaking homes