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Na OG dis my uncle be for the game ooo. Trust me.
But I learnt a lesson from there. All is not as it seems sometimes.
Anytime wey this Gee enter Naija dat time, any hotel wey inn lodge, the receptionist go chop am; even the attendants/waitresses too.
Inn com still go enter one chance for Yankee wey be say on a norms, na dem dey beg am to collect.
We meuuve sha

baralatie:
Na trap she set for am na!
She was not flirting!
Na things he for don learn from schoolgirls attitude na

I swear the person is not a female. Dem be wan run you street

Whether na good or bad shaild, everything don dey zeh now

Thank God you dey think am so
From personal experience, a babe wey dey flirt with my blood, giving all the green light and all that that it was an open secret to everyone. Naso my blood overplay with am , smirk am small for yansh. As I'm tell you, he never regain his practicing license for the past 5 years.

Kharol1234:
Wahala when person finally japa leave this country, person go they careful with white women. No be say when person say Hy them go take am as sexual harassment.

Na the truth nah. Especially factoring age cheating and all that

Doyou2019:
Song we've been singing since the 90s. We're just perennial local champions when it come to football. Hard to admit but true.

Shishi dem noor go collect. OBJ na confam akagum.
Many many years ago at a function, OBJ had to ask aides to check the gift given to the Baale of Ibogun make e noor be say na money dey under before dem pack dry fish untop.

RichThugg:
This kegite wan collect their own share of loots from Baba with this position..

We should take this African dominance to the world stage. Even recently, African countries were beginning to upset us too much especially in the male underage categories.

The Ref is a redpiller. Lol
Alpha male

Seriously Amaechi. Was it not under him that cultism went ballistic in PH. And moreso, inn sef na confam OG. For those who know

Dawn91:
Sad indeed

Bobo Chicago's legacy

Amaechi 2023!! Say not to cultism and Godfatherism.that elevates cultists and thugs like MC Oluomo to celebrities while your intellectuals larvish away

So no to dictatorship style democracy where you only progress if you arse lick a cocaine lover

Amaechi will set things right. He is loved in the north ,the south the east no one cares if they love him or not in the west

You Noor collect your mb sha, so you didn't collect back all had spent.
Though inside me, I noor agree with how take tell am about not coming to your house yet and the billing part.
On the other hand, I think you were just pissed off with open indirect style of beggy beggy.
I had a good laugh though. You are very mean and wickid

hahahahaha5x:
I shouldn't stress myself writing epistles.

I met a girl recently where I went to chill. I got there and ended up not spending a dime for myself. So when I approached her she asked for a plate of pepper soup which I got for her 500 naira. Lol

The next day while we were chatting she told me she was out of data so I transferred 500mb to her from my SIM since I subscribed 40 GB.

PS that's how I transfer data to people daily. Both guys and girls. It depends on the first two people who ask me since there's a limit.

When I went there later she was singing that she was hungry. I didn't wanna answer her because she was beginning to piss me with her beggy beggy attitude lol. After much consideration I gave her 2h to buy snacks and she got it.

Today she told me she's always bored whenever she's at work so I felt I should go check on her. I started taking some bottles of beer while chilling with her. Not long she started telling me how she's damn hungry lol. I jokingly told her she hasn't come to know my house yet o yet she's always telling me to do this or that for her. She just told me "I nor dey come person house". I then asked her "yet you bill people abi?" She said she'd return all I've spent on her. Las las I've collected my money and she has stood up from my table to be alone. In her presence I've bought drinks for two guys.

Nb: For those who would come here to tell me today is a working day. I make my money online. I'm a crypto trader. I can trade and make money anywhere.

You are such an angel for having this line of thought

bestdefender:
Nna men , o remember my days at my aunty house in Lagos , I went through hell,after that I swore never to maltreat anybody staying with me ,even if na maid she must go the same school with my children treated lik my child, if my wife dare maltreat that person marriage is over I do tell every girl I date this story so that tomorrow you won't say I didn't tell you. Anyways ...........Fck all all

God bless your hustle. Don't listen to naysayers and maintain your focus.
Impossible is nothing

Just my thoughts. Doesn't necessarily have to align with yours.
Freedom of expression still dey nah

Lordedifice1:
What do you mean?

This is what I wish in return for the loveliest being in your lineage

Nwagod26:
Anuofia, Biko after taking lunch today, just take a stroll to the transformer in your street, make sure nobody sees you ooo, be very careful and tact. Open the gates, and make sure you do it when there's light,. Put your two hands inside any naked cable and die. Bad Belle.

This guy will not really add anything to Barcelona. They are just desperate to rebuild after their mighty crash. The dude is a notorious ill-disciplined entity.
Whoever ends up with Dembele will get worse of it.
Overhyped and overpaid players doing wrong and still getting away with it

Everybody don Sabi the guy. I don laff tire for your response. The dude has been at it since I was in secondary school almost 30 years ago

niferagna:
This pastor don start with he permutations

Me na old buka ooo. If you say you Noor dey go, waka jeje.
Cuz I noor do girlfriends thing while in school. It was strictly do and fashi. But I really like you, we go do Banwill or those ones on the other side wey dey sell alcohol too

arthurwillia:
Haha my man no be only you
Dem go always follow
Infact na every damn restaurant for those restaurant chow my money cause na etf I Dey that year
Lol

:
Didn't want to say dat make person Noor go para for me say I wan spoil legit business for am

Aboguede:
He is just advertising his business but most of them that do this level of advert are scammers 100%
!

Lol.
So the experience I can recall was a date turned hangout with friends. It was the last night of NYSC orientation camp in 2011.
We went to hang out with a friend and his babe at the Mammy market. So I just overhead the girl calling two of her friends to come and enjoy when she excused herself to per.
I whispered it to my guys and they said no problem. The said girls came over and the guys made sure to pump them full of alcohol and barbecue. They were carried to their hostel. It was so bad that the one that called them was so hungover they nearly locked her inside when we were to decamp the following morning. Guess where she was; in the toilet 'shitting' and vomiting.
Ayo 'Flames' Fowosere, if you seeing this, I just want you to know that you very bhad and wickid. .
I know that girl will never do atenu again
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NOETHNICITY:
One of the big reason I detest fat girls so much, the uncontrollable gluttony when free food is available.... She said she wanted Shawarma. We got to the shawarma spot in Ikeja GRA. She requested for a shawarma with 3 hotdogs and a big bottle of Pepsi.I was like, mehn you want to kill yourself? Before the next few hours she started complaining of being hungry. Took her to hubmart restaurant and she downloaded a large plate of spag and turkey and another bottle of Pepsi. Immediately I completely lost interest in everything

Very horrible smell indeed

Skmoda360:
Ogbeni your talk dey smell .....

If the OP is the said boy or not, there is still ample time to redirect his steps.
Work hard at it, change circle of friends, turn a new leaf and show everyone impossible is nothing.
He can even use them as a spring board to become successful and 'shame' them all.
Then the story would be magnificent to hear in later years.
I only hope he doesn't harbour resentment and listen to wicked counsel to do the sister or family harm in trying to claim what might be his or not depending on how you look at it.
Best wishes

Dailyparrot:
From the replies, there's no friend here. Op is the person in question.

His father is an Economist either professionally or through his business experience.

That's why he looked through the family and got a good manager. The wife isn't and that's why she was not chosen.

Imagine someone that was supposed to use his father's wealth to move faster in the ladder of life, is only hoping to use it to form big boy. Probably, sleep around with women and club.

Op, your sister ignores your demand for money only when the demand is irrelevant and wasteful. There's no way she will deny you money for your school fees or something important.

Your sister is 24 and older than you. That means you are much younger from 28 years. Your father gave you a long time to become responsible.

If you don't use your time well, you will regret it. Read this again.

You for wait till dem finish Ukraine and Russia matter nah. Who wan go study inside potential war zone. HABA!

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How come the Accident Investigation Bureau released a statement strongly citing a crash. Who dey lie now

The shii is now very serious. Monarchs being mowed down like mere animals. Where is the sanctity of life in this country!

You are still talking to yourself. I only asked for the Nexus between Omicron and air defence and the Nigerian issue in this matter

FreeStuffsNG:
Just read the CNN report slowly, very slowly if possible, and if you still don't find what you missed in the report before typing what I just helped you to hide, just ask politely for anyone to point the parts you omited to you

The guy likes them fair. Nawa ooo

olasaad:
Igbo amaka

Fantastic contribution. Oil dey ya head

teedoxman89:
Depends on what type of girl she is. You don’t know yet maybe you are the key to her future happiness. Suit her down and ask her questions after all she is your friend and she can also be useful to you in future.

Better to not express your thoughts on some topics than go 'helta+seketa'.
Wetin concern Omicron with air defence now.
Who tell you say the airspace Noor dey safe for UAE!

FreeStuffsNG:
Seems oil price will be going North for most part of this year. It's just January yet from Ukraine to Russia to Abu Dhabi, it's hostility that can impact oil price we are reading and hearing in the news.
This life ehn, is this not the UAE doing shakara with us over blacklisting us over Omicron and airline travel slots allotted to Air Peace yet their airspace is unsafe and airplanes may need to prepare to keep circling in the air until the coast is clear.
Now there's truly trouble in their paradise. Pride goeth before a fall.
May God bless Nigeria forever.

Thank for you pointer. The thing is, what I have limited knowledge of, I will not normally engage in the discourse.
I have my reservations about Sunni/Wahabbism too but I've not really gone so deep in the research.
What I do know is that, Tehran constitutes grave danger to others as they feel cornered and threatened; while it's also an established fact that they give active and tacit support to supposed dissidents anywhere in the world, especially those that follow their doctrines

DOTian:
First paragraph is totally right.
Second paragraph is full of it..
Define the term "terrorists" here. The Saudi coalition that's bombing Yemen back to the stone age are angels? It's the Iranians that are supporting the terrorists, right? Nigerians love to throw templates around.

Do you know that almost every major Islamic terrorist organization today has her roots in the ultra conservative wahabbi indoctrinations across the Muslim world, actively sponsored and bankrolled by the trouble makers at Riyadh?

You are correct. Though na British English we dey yarn for Naija, so normal normal, we suppose follow filling station.
Other correct usage include service, petrol and gas stations

Naijanascam:
Fuel station ok ....not fueling station
Filling station ok

You fill your tank and other fillable items

Doha is a silent and passive partner of Tehran. Or why did you think the GCC booted out Qatar of its cooperation for years before readmitting her last year!
It was because of the close ties Doha enjoys with Tehran and her underground support for terrorist groups across the Middle East.

DOTian:
This shows you how sophisticated The Iranian military complex is.
People don't seem to understand the toughness of the Persians.
There are reasons why Obama and Biden chose to negotiate with Tehran rather than to drop bombs.

These drones are obviously Iranian made and the attack is a subtle message to the UAE and other Arab countries mauling over the possibly of joining Israel to attack Iran.
Basically, it means ; if you allow them to attack us, your shiny cities like Dubai and Doha will be turned to rubbles..

Deterrence...

Na Simon get this thing abeg. Dem just dey mess inn passes up