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Health / Re: Birth Control Methods Pros And Cons Of Each Method by sessydoo(m): 7:00pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
Enoquin: For everyone shouting abstinence...should a married couple abstain? How do you space and plan for your children...if not through these methods? u re so on point jorrr.....gbammm |
Health / Re: Birth Control Methods Pros And Cons Of Each Method by sessydoo(m): 6:52pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
lola.luv: There is no option that is 100perc guaranteed. A colleague of mine (a british) had to remove her womb completely after her sixth child, she had tried virtually all the methods. However, I think withdrawal works for some ppl, its just dat it depends on how disciplined u re as a guy. If u allow the excitment to overpower u, then u may not be too lucky esp if d babe is on her heat period (ovulation)....gbam |
Health / Re: Birth Control Methods Pros And Cons Of Each Method by sessydoo(m): 6:44pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
candieangel12: Withdrawal method sucks, lots of ppl get pregnant from it. Tried it once n was so paranoid that I had 2 go buy the Plan B pill. Which one is nuvaring again ooo? just hearing this for the first time...this babe, oh bad gann. Its funny u carry cd in ur bag. I bet sme babes are too shy to try that |
Family / Re: If Your Spouse Came Home Drunk: Your Reaction by sessydoo(m): 10:45pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
Cheii na dat time my babe dey like pass because i dey always get strenght to over-perform.....i can ride for 1hr or more non-stop. i think it gives some ppl extra strenght sha |
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Fall Prey To Heart-Breakers by sessydoo(m): 9:18pm On Nov 05, 2012 |
Shollypopz: Shollypopz, Shollybaby, Shollysugar, if u drop d numb, u ll b surprised at d numb of guys wey go rush u...lol |
Crime / Re: Four Armed Robbers Caught And Burnt Alive In Mushin, Lagos (Picture) by sessydoo(m): 12:30am On Nov 04, 2012 |
una dey do ojoro oooo NL, na me 1st report this story now, why d thin no make front page, abi na man knw man? lol 1 Like |
Politics / Re: PhD, MBA Holders Apply As Truck Drivers At Dangote Group by sessydoo(m): 9:40pm On Nov 03, 2012 |
A phd holder Ggggssssssssssssssssssssss, this is recklessly shocking indeed, what has my Country become?? God we really need ur help. |
Crime / Another Aluu Treatment In Lagos As Robbers Were Shot And Burnt - Junglejounalist by sessydoo(m): 8:12pm On Nov 03, 2012 |
Another Aluu treatment but it appears the jungle justice here served the Armed robbers right or what do you think? @Viewers discretion http://www.junglejournalist./2012/11/03/ano…... Some dare-devil armed robbers were this morning intercepted by a vigilante unit of the Oodua Peoples’ Congress (OPC) and killed, before being given the Aluu treatment of burning. Reports reaching our news stables has it that a gang of 7 or 9 armed robbers looted a house around Olateju/Vono area of Mushin, Lagos. They were intercepted by the vigilante group keeping guard of the vicinity. In a shoot-out, two of them, one a woman, escaped. Among the escapees was a lady who was seen in a white garment like the popular ‘sutana’. Unluckily, five of them, who were reported to have waited to have held a face-to-face fire-for-fire affair with the vigilante group, met their Waterloo as they were overpowered and killed by the vigilante bullets. They were afterwards burnt to beyond recognition. |
Fashion / Re: Agbani Darego On The Cover Of Complete Fashion Magazine (See pics) by sessydoo(m): 9:28pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
Nawa ooooo, if all men were to be like me, all these hyper-inflated super models no go see husband marry oooo... haba this is not how a typical african woman shld look now, methinks she shld hav those flesh in d right places....if u aint got it, u aint gonna get me.....gbam! |
Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom Deputy Governor Resigns by sessydoo(m): 9:20pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
Resign ke?? this is alien to our culture as naija politicians.....waiting for episode 2, next!!! |
Politics / Re: Jonathan Vows To Recover Stolen Subsidy Funds by sessydoo(m): 9:11pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
So this Man is still talking?? okay we hav heard, when u recover the stolen fund, we authorise u to embezzle it...next page jorrrrrrrr |
Politics / Re: Video Of Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Dancing by sessydoo(m): 7:06pm On Oct 20, 2012 |
Na wa ooo money good o, abegg i wan see GEJ's dancing steps also. Who get am?? Make una download sharp sharp |
Politics / Re: ACN Candidate Akeredolu Casting His Ballot (Pic) by sessydoo(m): 6:45pm On Oct 20, 2012 |
Cheii na this papa dey kongo this slim hot chic, money good oooo...lol |
Politics / Re: High-profile Boko Haram member Arrested In Senator's Home by sessydoo(m): 11:07pm On Oct 19, 2012 |
Na evrytime una dey arrest high profile member, still boko bois dey bomb evrywhere. make una park well jor...smh for this jungle city |
Fashion / Re: Mr Africa International 2012: Contestants & Winners by sessydoo(m): 10:57pm On Oct 19, 2012 |
Idowuogbo: Aluu ke? Tufiakwa...lol |
Politics / Re: Subsidy : Uba’s Arrest Scares Marketers by sessydoo(m): 4:31pm On Oct 19, 2012 |
GEJ....i dey laff ooooo. Ok we don hear you sir. We are patiently awaiting the prosecution of all the oil thieves n necessary punishment meted out to dem |
Fashion / Re: Mr Africa International 2012: Contestants & Winners by sessydoo(m): 4:14pm On Oct 19, 2012 |
Idowuogbo: lmao...u this babe, wont kill me wt laff ooo. u be real "were" gurl....Cant wait to just see you at d slightest opportunity |
Fashion / Re: Mr Africa International 2012: Contestants & Winners by sessydoo(m): 4:11pm On Oct 19, 2012 |
See as babes don take over this thread....na wa ooo, babes dey thrill for 6 packs ni? i been think say na only 6 inches una dey thrill for b4? I feel its high time NL cute guys uploaded their pix on this site, lets send some babes' heads rolling.... |
TV/Movies / Re: The Best Nollywood Comedy Actor by sessydoo(m): 11:12pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
I will give it to Nkem Owoh and Victor Osuagwu anytime anyday! Gbam!!! |
Politics / Re: Cbn’s Crackdown On Bank Debtors Pays Off by sessydoo(m): 5:05pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
Billyonaire: You are derailing this thread. If you have evidences of these crime, please EFCC will love to hear from you. This thread is about CBN’s Crackdown On Bank Debtors Pays Off, and we should discuss based on the confine of the thread. But if you chose to insult my person, I will wholehearted whoop you the way Super Eagles disgraced Liberians yesterday. lol u re funny o Billionare, u go whoop me ke? wetin be my offence ke? i rili love ur sense of humour anyw.U see my annoyance wt this hypocrite of a guy called SLS is this...wonder why hes now ready to assist d Bank by running after their debtors. The other time he made us believe that it ws the Bank's MD that stole all the money and that was why they were distressed. Given that most of them were reckless wt lending but there are more matured ways to handle such matters without creating a systemic panic n failure in dat industry. Just imagine d numb of bank staff that hav lost their jobs to date....abegg this is not a place to begin to expose some ills in dat industry, just knw dat im talking from an informed position. All is still not well wt dat industry |
Politics / Re: Cbn’s Crackdown On Bank Debtors Pays Off by sessydoo(m): 4:41pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
acidtalk: Acid Talk why are u wasting ur time talking to those bloody hypocrites Its obvious they know nothing about Banking game or else in a sane society people like Aig should be behind bars. They took loan of almost 20bil from Intercont bank without payin it back, and surprisingly the same acces turned out to buy over Intercont bank at takeaway price...Nigeria a Nation of Godfatherism but things will not continue like this for long, Sin must be punished! a time will come when a pharaoh that knows not joseph will rule over Nigeria and then it will be a payback period for all the hypocrites leaders n CEOs parading themselves as saints. Patiently waiting.... |
Politics / Re: Police Shoot Sales-Girl Dead In Abuja While Demolishing Illegal Structures by sessydoo(m): 3:41pm On Oct 13, 2012 |
Opoki: Opoki u re very much on point, mayb when their son or daughter becomes a victim, they will wake up n do smthin...smh for this country where anythin goes! |
Politics / Re: Police Shoot Sales-Girl Dead In Abuja While Demolishing Illegal Structures by sessydoo(m): 3:18pm On Oct 13, 2012 |
Apo again do u guys remember APO 6? those six traders that were mowed down at their prime in Abuja by Nig Police....whatever happens to the case. This is Nigeria, a jungle city where the killers are never apprehended, and if they are arrested at all, they re only kept in the court room for a while, away from the public since they know Nigerians are quick to forget n to forgive....thus the process goes on and on and on as innocent blood flows in the land waiting patiently for the "Avenger" |
Crime / Re: Aluu Community Demands Release Of Monarch by sessydoo(m): 12:45pm On Oct 13, 2012 |
Saw this on a friend's page and couldnt stop the tears as they rolled down my cheeks! i only wished sm1 could just tell me it was all a dream...how did we get here for crying out loud? and i pray Mr justice would be found this time around...so if those people we saw in d video were not from Aluu, i wonder where they would have come from then such dat they didnt even attract any attention? GOODNIGHT PAIN... Goodnight Pain. "thieves, thieves" he screamed, it was almost funny. Not until more voices joined the chorus as they screamed and shouted on us. We could have ran at least to save our lives, but our intentions were genuine and little did we know how the day would end. From a handful of young men shouting and throwing questions at us, it escalated to a crowd of angry mob. There was no way we could escape this one, so we calmed down. They pushed us around and then stripped us all. These men pulled us pants down, we were more than embarrassed, the whole community watched, I recognized few faces from the crowd. Obviously they were so afraid to say "stop" then the beating started, I wished it to be just a nightmare. But it was real, these men were determined. They dropped heavy rocks on our heads, they pounded our faces with large planks, blood covered our eyes, they matched and kicked us right on our bleeding nostri ls, we couldn't breathe. "Bring tire" one of the men repeated, until they brought the tires. "Oh God!" We watched the crowd watch us, we raised hands of plea, we couldn't speak, Some hid, some shot videos and took pictures. there was no one to stop this. This was the point we knew it was over. We felt pain, helpless and hopeless. I thought of my siblings, I wondered how my mum would take this. She would fall apart. I begged God to hold her for me, comfort and make her strong for me, I prayed same for my friends. Then we started crying, we cried together. the tears gave us headaches. We looked up high, the sky was still. Rings of tires landed on our necks, they kept hitting us, but we were numb already. They set us ablaze. We rolled around, tried to reach for each other, I wondered who would give up first, the fire burned our bodies. it hurt, it hurt and then it hurt. But suddenly the pain stopped, Then I couldn't hear any other thing, but silence. I thanked God. the pain was over and Gods glory was revealed. Goodnight pain. RIP ALUU#4: |
Celebrities / Re: Psquare Takes Over Zimbabwe.(pictures) by sessydoo(m): 8:32pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
Ramcie: Kudos to PSquare? I love twins Dear Lord plz bless me with a set of twins but they should be successful and Productive dear Lord . I don't want naughty and troublesome twins dear Lord. Really Ramcie? i have twins running in my blood oooo, if u will ever gree do |
Career / Re: Bank Employees Must Pay Millions If Sacked Early by sessydoo(m): 7:21pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
Sisi_Kill: hey if u knw nothin abt d banking industry then shut d trap n stop spewing rubbish here and stick to whaeva gadem profession u belong...abegiii park well jor...its ppl like u that promote slave trade in d work place, nonsense |
Jokes Etc / Growing Lesser By The Day! by sessydoo(m): 5:58pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
This Century.... We are becoming ''lesser'' by the day! Our dress - Topless Our telephone - Cordless, Our youth - Jobless, Our conduct – Worthless, Our relationships - Loveless, Our degrees - Useless, Our attitude - Careless,Our politics - Shameless Our Salaries- Meaninglesss, what else.add yours.....God we need u now! |
Career / Re: Bank Employees Must Pay Millions If Sacked Early by sessydoo(m): 5:26pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
ijebuboy18: Most def is ACCESS BANK, still got a copy of their offer letter which I rejected, crazy place. Though they hav their reasons which is due to flight of staff 2 other banks wit better pay, grade n working conditions, it really doesn't justify this.@acidtalk,y don't they improve their own working conditions n see whether staff won't stay. This is jst slavery. Ijebu boy more ijebu garium sulphate for u jor. My thought exactly. There are basically 2 major types of managerial style theory X and Y. If theory X is not working for you (which can never work in todays world), then adopt theory Y and see if ur staff will not be loyal to u....mtcheww. make dem dey there wt their wickedness n evil ways and expect their staff to be looking like zombies, God forbid bad thin. Just imagine, almost evrybody knows it must be Access bank....nonsensically nonsense long hissssssssssssss |
Nairaland / General / Re: Python Swallows Livestock As A Result Of The Flooding by sessydoo(m): 5:10pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
Ramcie: Na wa o! No be Iya Sikira fowl that python regurgitate so . very funny! 1 Like |
Family / Re: A Mother's Letter To Her Unborn Child by sessydoo(m): 5:06pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
yeye4live: dis s just act of joblessness whateva happens to ur sense of humour...and must you comment on evry post? if u dont find it interesting...u pass, at least some other ppl love it 1 Like |
Career / Re: Bank Employees Must Pay Millions If Sacked Early by sessydoo(m): 4:35pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
Sisi_Kill: Just listen to urself Sisi Kill! i guess u re one of the slave masters in d banking industry. What you pple dont realise is that if the banking industry continues to run like this, then its "going-concern" is not guarantteed as more people get frightened n discouraged to even work in banks now. You talked about, "if u get sacked that means u re not outstanding in ur job" please have u seen some unrealistic targets banks set for their employees? are u aware some banks' staff recently died of heart-attack just bc they couldnt meet such evil n useless targets? honestly i weep for my generation esp this jungle city called naija...we need ppl, men of honour and integrity that can challenge the status-quo and liberate Nig labour from these "evil" men called bank executives..mtchewww 1 Like |
Career / Re: Bank Employees Must Pay Millions If Sacked Early by sessydoo(m): 4:26pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
Egelife: Please can I get a copy of the above stated petition? its heavy but if you give me your email address, i can send it to you. A friend sent it to me and the title is below Are Nigerian Banks Committing Crimes Against Humanity? by Ahmed ‘Alatenumo’ Sule and Three Anonymous Bankers |
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