₦airaland Forum

babycute:
Do you know that apart from religion, my fear about sex is that I'd get pregnant the very first time I do it?

GbagoClark:
My ex had this same fear and we kept gradually "washing away the wall" (i.e Kissing, cuddling e.t.c) till the wall fell. She got pregnant and gave me a baby boy she is 22 now the baby would be 2yrs on 6th Jan.

Don't you people know what a [size=18pt]condom[/size] is? And if you're worried that the condom might fail, can't you put yourself on the [size=18pt]pill[/size] at the same time?

I shudder whenever I try to imagine what our eternal fates would have been if Prophet Ka had failed to join Nairaland. GLory be to the sacred coconut, who reveals the truth to those he pleases and destroys and tortures those who just don't interest him.

I have played FIFA 2005 and earlier games on the series both on the XBox and on a PC and I really liked them. How is the game World Soccer 2006 different?

Should Asari Dokubo die today, let it be known to all that there are several Asari's in the Delta. And they are ready to die for a just cause.

Same goes for the Al Qaeda boys. Terrorists. It's a good thing that governments around the world have learnt that nothing good comes out of negotiating with terrorists. You can be sure that the current administration led by a former military general will not make that mistake of negotiating with these modern-day terrorists. The people that died in the blasts are children who would naturally have been too confused to know where to run when those terrorists came into the area telling people to leave. They are child-killers and enemies of the ordinary people of Niger Delta.

I got it from a blog. This man is seriously talented!

I am concerned about the people that have died. But I know that you Niger Deltans do not value your lives and that is why Niger Deltans can go to a region and set an oil pipeline on fire knowing fully well that other Niger Deltans are going to perish in the explosion. Isn't that really stupid for people who claim that Nigeria is exploiting them? I am not in the habit of feeling sorry for people who don't value their lives. Please, people are dying every day for genuine reasons and not the release of separatist leaders.

2 killed, scores injured •Adedibu's men take over

In what seems like a replay of the First Republic era of 'wild, wild west', Ibadan, the capital of Oyo State, yesterday became a theatre of violence following the decision of the group of 18 legislators, pushing for the impeachment of Governor Rashidi Ladoja, to use the House of Assembly chambers to effect their agenda.

The move sparked off a gun duel, at the end of which two persons were feared dead while six others, including two police officers, a State Security Service (SSS), official attached to the governor, a photo journalist and two civil servants were wounded.

http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=36378

Why don't you send the ringtones to me so I can simply post them on Nairaland?

Shell has declared "force majeur", which practically means that they will no longer be exporting any oil and they believe that this situation is outside the control of the Nigerian Government. Out of the normal 2.5 million barrels per day we produce, Shell produces 1 million and if they stop working, our exports will be reduced by 40% straightway. That's assuming the youths don't spread the attacks to pipelines used by other oil companies. Read http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/africa/12/21/nigeria.pipeline.ap/

Those of you who have said that you would like the oil to run dry so Nigeria can 'improve' should be happy. This is what you've been waiting for. Now let us sit down and watch as Nigeria slowly disintegrates after losing the oil revenue that we depend upon for 95% of our foreign exchange. Let us watch as the price of the dollar rises because the federal government is unable to get any to auction off to the commercial banks. Let us watch as the price of food, petrol, kerosine rise to the sky because we have to import all of them. It won't be very pretty, and the last place I want to be in a time like this is the Niger Delta region.

So who wants to add me. Who has hot friends on hi5?

Nobody here has ever suggested that Nigeria is heaven, you know.

Imnakoya of Grandiose Parlour invites us to check out "Human Ball" - an animation on the impact and burden of AIDS in Africa. He was awestrickened after viewing it.

See:
- Invitation from Imnakoya's Blog.
- The animation in question.

Are you moved?

You'll really enjoy this rendition of the 'Oh Holy Night' carol:
http://www.coreybuckner.com/ohholynight.mp3

But he had a girlfriend

Who pays?

Fortunately for me I have absolutely nothing planned for this Christmas, so there's no need to spend any money!

I want a peaceful, business-friendly climate so I can maintain my websites without stress. I want a legal system that works efficiently and is fair to individuals and can be used to get back at fraudsters. I want anything that will make our people to concentrate on building things will make our country stronger and greater.

Wish I could help, but this is clearly beyond my 'capacity'. I'll put it on the home page so others with insight can contribute. Please don't fall apart and don't let any man manipulate you emotionally just because he donated some sperm.

See also:
- When Will Nigerian Girls Start Asking Men Out?
- Why Won't a Girl Tell a Boy That She Likes Him?

If there's a girl somewhere who[b] likes me[/b] but can't summon the courage to ask me out, here's what she should do: write me an email for God's sake; it's almost New Year's Eve and I'm waiting!

ANybody interested in further translation work?

Too bad she didn't win. We still love her and where is alheri her relative?

I'm with Afam. One web design firm can charge ten times what another one charges for the same site simply because it is able to make clients more confident that the money and time they are spending on a project would not be wasted.

For some busy people, it is actually cheaper to spend an extra 200,000 naira on a website development project than to work with a cheap web developer who might waste time or make many mistakes that will have to be corrected over several weeks. Time is money, and some people value their time much more than money.

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Ajegunle

Name, name, name, name of Presidents of Nigeria

Wetin concern Nigerians with equipment maintenance?

You mean after studying and working abroad you want to come to Nigeria to serve in the NYSC program? Why would you want to do that?

Have you tried out demmy's advice?

Why would you want to wear a shirt that has been cut too short just because you want to show off "sexy" waist beads?