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What a conversation! Keep it up, we're enjoying you. I'm on the side of WesleyanA, damygurl and nferyn here!

Hehe. Rules, eh? Not unless the relationship is a for-profit venture.

Another one I realy like:
Bush Announces Iraq Exit Strategy: 'We'll Go Through Iran!'

The Onion is my favorite news website. Their news is fake, of course, and funny too! Here are some of my favorites (to be updated)

Voice Of God Revealed To Be Cheney On Intercom
The voice that told President Bush about Iraq's weapons of mass destruction.

Relations Break Down Between U.S. And Them
'Them' meaning 'the rest of the world!'

Clinton Denies Lewinsky Allegations
'We did not have sex, we made love,' says president.

Hehe. So you are criticizing me for not trying the girls on Nairaland? E easy?

Source, please.

What sort of work does he want?

Hello fancidiva,

Welcome to Nairaland! Where are your pictures?

Seun.

https://www.chetanekwe.com/images/headshots_files/image015.jpg

Isn't he handsome? (At least, he's beefy )

Lorraine, what if you live with or marry such a man? Are you going to tell him he can't smoke in his own home? How will that work?

Those are nice words, Scorpio. Thanks .

I hate it when ladies play hard to get because:
1) At the end of the day, after finally 'getting' her, I might discover that she's not my type. In that case the 'hard to get' game would merely have been a waste of my time (and hers too).
2) The 'hard to get' game is a game of deception, so a lady that plays hard to get is a 'playa' of sorts. If she is already playing me so early into our acquaintanceship, how do I know that she won't be playing me for the rest of my life if I go ahead and have a relationship with her leading to marriage? How do I know that she won't also play the cheating game on me?

So I like approachable ladies, and I am bitterly opposed to the idea of young women playing hard-to-get. It doesn't help anybody because you end up with the most desperate man and not necessarily the one that is right for you.

Here are the lyrics for the 'I Go Chop Your Dollar'. It's a song that makes you want to dance even if you are 100% opposed to 419 scams.

Lyrics
pon say I get sense
Poverty no good at all, no
Na im make I join this business

419 no be thief, it's just a game
Everybody dey play em
if anybody fall mugu,
ha! my brother I go chop em

Chorus:
National Airport na me get em
National Stadium na me build em
President na my sister brother
You be the mugu, I be the master

Oyinbo man I go chop your dollar,
I go take your money and disappear
419 is just a game, you are the loser I am the winner

The refinery na me get em,
The contract, na you I go give em
But you go pay me small money make I bring em
you be the mugu, I be the master…
na me be the master ooo!!!!

When Oyinbo play wayo,
dey go say na new style
When country man do him own,
them go dey shout: bring em, kill em, die!

That Oyinbo people greedy, I say them greedy
I don't see them tire
That's why when they fall into my trap o!
I dey show them fire

Video http://www.naijajams.com/trax/video/osuofia_-_I_go_chop_your_dollar.mov (low quality ripping)

I think originally women were not supposed to experience any pain during labor but after disobeying God reversed it.

Is it really fair/sensible for God to afflict all women with pain in childbirth because of the sin of one woman?

Hello Hero,

Welcome to Nairaland. Please tell us all about yourself!

Seun

What about married people? Can I pick a married person?

Well, if I am allowed to pick someone under 18 I'll pick Miss Photoshop because she sent me a Xmas gift. And by the way, what is a 'soul mate'?

Thanks for the info. What is your question to the house?

Helo tptopsy,

Welcome to Nairaland! Just hang around and you'll slowly learn how to use all the features of the site.

Seun.

Please go away, and let the fellow online daters talk!

Or her brother who does not approve of your relationship. Or a thief who stole her handset.

Or smart enough to realise that his show of self-confidence will lead others to believe in him.

Ok, I want to know if there are people who have been matched through that site.

In the case of [url=http://ustice Uwais Protests Disobedience of Court Orders]eviction of civil servants living in the Bar Beach Towers[/url] and 1004 Flats, there was a court ruling that armed forces must not be used to force the residents out of their homes. It was disobeyed.

Also, the case of withdrawal of funds from newsly created local governments in Lagos State contrary to a court order is also worrisome. What is the current administration up to? If they do not answer to our courts, then who do they answer to?

Am I allowed to pick someone under 18? (I'm 23)

Where did he get the Diploma?

I read this story about a man who was courting a young Nigerian woman. So one day his father called him and he said "I have found the woman I want you to marry". Turns out it was the same girl he was courting, so he said, "well Daddy, you know what? I guess I have to respect your decision!" So they got married and the father was so happy about his son's "obedience". They didn't tell anyone the true story about how they met until after the old man had passed on!

So, if my parents choose a girl for me, I'll date her. I am very lazy when it comes to dating, so if my parents wish to bring a girl to me on a platter of gold, that will be very lovely. If I don't like her, I'll return her to my parents and tell them to go and look for another one. This is called dating without stress. However, by now my parents know better than to expect me to marry a girl I don't like just because they say so. It just can't happen.

Any pre-marital relationship, no matter how long it lasts, is not the same thing as marriage. The only offence that the girl in the story committed is the deception. She had every right to marry someone else, but they should have been upfront about it. Your friend should thank his stars that he did not end up with a liar for a wife.

demmy, that is a very ridiculous and unfair statement. Did you even bother to read what they said about their host being down? We are supposed to be nice people on Nairaland, not cyber-terrorists using careless words to destroy hardworking people.