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The only way we can sustain this manual method of moderatio and editing is to apoint new moderators.

How could I be hungry?

IAH,

Excellent thinking, but I think I have a different idea of how to deal with this. Be patient with the administrator.

Seun.

Shockreaction,

Why do you have ads on a business website? Are you intending to offer your web design services to people for free?

Seun.

Do you think a hungry man can be concerned about another person's hunger?

A funny fallacy

IAH: Funny

I've not tried it either .

Nairaland user olufunmi believes that the 5 most beautiful Nigerian actresses, starting at the most beautiful, are:
- Genevieve Nnaji
- Omotola Jolade
- Ini Edo
- Grace Amah
- Stephanie Okereke

Greatpeter says olufunmi's list should be re-ordered: "Omotola before Genevieve, then Ini Edo, Grace Amah and Stephanie."

What's your opinion? Can you give us your list of the most beautiful actresses in Nigeria, in order of beauty, with the most beautiful actress listed first and so on?

I am on strike for the rest of the day.

This can be done, but not by me. We need to build up the membership of this board by inviting more people, so that we'll be able to pick out someone close t Idanre hills, Zuma rock, and the others, to help us take pics and post them here in exchange for just gratitude!

The Under-20 team is referred to as "Flying Eagles". The senior team is called "Super Eagles". The under-17 team is known as "Golden Eaglets!"

Nigeria's Flying Eagles have qualified for the final of the World Youth Championships in Holland, beating Morocco 3-0 in Kerkrade. (BBC Sports).

A lady, of course.  So what does the famous Tayotina of Nairaland look like? What about Ra, Pinky, and Mosiate?

Yes, but I don't have the resources to implement full revision control on this forum, so we have to look for another way. The best way to start, I guess, is by educating users about how to save the editors' time.

Seriously?

- If a man is torn between two women, he will choose the more beautiful woman.
- If a woman is in love with two men, she will choose the one who has more money.

However, I think the best way to choose is to choose the one whose personality goes well with yours. It is very easy to fall in love with someone who has very little in common with you. So if I'm in love with two different women I'll bring out a blank sheet of paper and list their various qualities and compare with mine.

The one who has more in common with me will be my choice. I'll know I can grow old with that one.

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fixed his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.

Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks accept him, feed him, and fixed his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."

The man says, "All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?"

The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk."

The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, "I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth."

The monks reply, "Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound."

The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is right behind that door."

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, "Real funny, may I have the key?"

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.

He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, amethyst...

Finally, the monks say, "This is the last key to the last door."

The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.

But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.

A Minister was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age.

The group had surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked "What are you doing with that dog?"

One of the boys replied, "This dog is just an old neighborhood stray. We all want him, but only one of us can take him home. So we've decided that whichever one of us can tell the biggest lie will get to keep the dog."

Of course, the Reverend was taken aback. "You boys shouldn't be having a contest telling lies!" he exclaimed. He then launched into a ten minute sermon against lying, beginning, "Don't you boys know it's a sin to lie," and ending with, "Why, when I was your age, I never told a lie."

There was dead silence for about a minute. Just as the Reverend was beginning to think he'd gotten through to them, the smallest boy gave a deep sigh and said, "All right, give him the dog."

A minister, a priest and an rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake.

Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water. Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to stroll about the area, enjoying their "freedom." As they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of ladies from town.

Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover.

After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates.

The rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in my congregation, it's my face they would recognize."

The MTECH WAP service (for MTN) works on Vmobile and Glo Mobile Network (it is only MTEL that doesn't have CSD at all).

Configuration settings for the MTECH WAP service over CSD are available in [url=http://www.mtnonline.com/fun/WAP%20Brochure.pdf]this PDF document[/url] (later on, I might help you extract the relevant details from the document).

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President Obasanjo in group photo with the Flying Eagles soccer squad that walloped the Netherlands' team 10-9.

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President Obasanjo shaking hands with some of the players.

More Photos from an Official Source
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There is a point during our ascent of the Olumo Rock that I began to fear for our safety.  We got to this narrow ledge with rocks all over each other and the guide actually expected us to just climb those rocks (which we did).  Remember, we had ladies in our group who were wearing high heeled shoes!

[center][img width=300 height=400]http://www.nairaland.com.nyud.net:8090/img/olumo-rock-dangerous-1.jpg[/img][img width=300 height=400]http://www.nairaland.com.nyud.net:8090/img/olumo-rock-dangerous-2.jpg[/img][/center]

So you have been warned: make sure you have climbing shoes!  I still have more pictures.

So jogego has brought out another issue for us to discuss while waiting for Greatpeter's answer.

Lady X abstains from sex till your wedding night, and discovers that her husband is 'incapable' and the situation is incurable. So she decides to annul and the courts grant her the annulment on this basis. Will Lady X still be able to practice "no sex before marriage" with the next fiance? What if you are Lady X?

(personally, I think this scenario is far-fetched but it's worth some minutes of thought)

Can you tell us more about Live8? It appears that most of us know little about this issue.

I think she looks better in the second pic. Well, at least she looks younger. Young = good in my books.

If he's a normal guy then there are things he must have done in private that will make him to know if he's capable or not.  So how will the guy not know?  Or is your idea of impotence different from mine?  We're not talking about infertility here, you know.

I've created a forum for vacancies but I'm not sure about the 'for sale' room idea. In most forums with for sale section what you discover is that only 2 or 3 people bother to post on the forum and I definitely don't like to add a forum that will remain virtually empty!

Oops. I meant to say there's no CSD on the Glo Mobile Network. My error!