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Sir, pls don't worry about this. We will take care of our advertisers. We will contact you privately later in the day.

Fixed.

Meestique: Isn't it amazing how u respond to threats quickly yet we've been here shouting out our larynx for days now yearning for explanations.

I am preparing my speech. Apologies for the delay; I'm not very good at writing speeches but I know it is necessary.

ATSOMEH: Seun am actually meeting with my lawyers tomorrow to see if I can sue you for the loss of my ID. Its not funny at all.

We're so sorry.

What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger.

Businesstools: @ Seun: Sent you an email. Kindly reply.

Replied!

You say that a situation where every member of a group of guys gets to sleep with the same girl is a sign that girls have fish brains, but have you considered the fact that the girl in that situation got to sample all of you free of charge? Now she knows which one of you is most skillful in the act and she can just summon that one anytime she is in need of a some lovemaking. I think women are happy to let us think we're the smart ones as long as they are the ones actually getting the most out of relationships. We get ego boosts, but they get real benefits.

@Mynd_44:
Imagine a world where all the women around were doing all they could to get your favour. Buying you all sorts of gifts. Taking you to nice places. Thinking of innovative ways to entertain you in order to gain your favor - writing poems to make your head swell, borrowing expensive cars to offer you free rides, etc - and all they asked in return is the privilege of letting them bounce on your joystick and do whatever else it takes to get you to hallelujah whenever you are wanting it. Would you consider yourself to be the fish or the fisherman in that situation?

Mynd_44: You think? Ask how many women have fallen for these tricks and you will be shocked.

And what do you get when they "fall" for these tricks? The privilege of pleasuring them by working very hard on them in the bedroom.

Which sex spends more time and energy and money on a relationship? Which sex gets more tangible things? So who are the fish, really?

Moustache alert! (on Chidinma)

muchbeauty: Ever since i joined nairaland, i have not been able to read messages sent to me from fellow nairalanders.

Pls check your spam folder.

dasagacious: you can write yours am solidly behind you

Me too. Prove them wrong.

We are very sorry about these mistakes that we have made. I am personally responsible for a few of them. We will tighten our process.

zicoraads: Switched off ma t.v immediately toure was announced as the winner...couldn't bear it,ma heart is olready fragile enough. So am glad I missed the performance. BTW...has nairaland been sued before? Because Seun and co are this close...very close to being dragged in a very long legal battle. Just keep it at and I promise u u won't know what hit u.

Sued for what, specifically? We'll be happy to correct anything you think we're doing wrong.

I was being sarcastic. Obviously. I am also black and a bit overweight myself, so obviously it's not a crime to be black and overweight.

Ethel Anderson's case is different. She molested a kid while being black and overweight. That's simply unacceptable. The other teacher was hot.

Lilimax: She said that the rate at which young girls below 15years develop breast cancer is becoming alarming
and worrisome and they've traced it to Instant nooodles. She even said that we should quote her?

How did they link the bosom cancer incidents to instant noodles? Did they use science or statistics or did they just pull it out of their bottoms?

Sounds scammy. topic locked.