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I just want to ban somebody!! Please, report this man to me, please!

Did you know that women consider themselves better than us? Yes, I can prove it. I have a friend who is a woman, and I asked her "are you better than me" and she said "yes". Clearly, all women are man-hating bigots!!

Who is Katung and why should we care about his business failure? Business failure happens all the time. Before you succeed you may have to fail for a while until you learn all you need to know. It's just business.

Changed to BernieBoy. Earlier, I couldn't change it because the names you wanted were taken.

First of all, I want to rebuke you for having six children. And to rebuke your wife for agreeing. This reproductive exuberance of poor people is the number one reason why the poor get poorer al the time. Shame!

How to get out of poverty? Productivity, my brother. You, your wife and the oldest of your children should look for various ways to earn money and save it. Family business on all fronts. Desperate productivity my brother.

However, I have never seen a family with many kids that has climbed out of poverty. At best You will keep struggling until the last one of them gets educated. Hopefully, they won't make the same mistake you made.

Why do poor people love to reproduce like rabbits? Is it that they don't know how to use condoms? Surely, a graduate will know that the cost of a condom or a reproductive pill is less than the cost of raising a child. Shame!

Sorry, oga, I've been meaning to rant about this. Poverty is excusable, but to bring innocent children into a life of poverty is not.

About Jean Grey: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Grey

What I was trying to point out is that so many super powers are just forms of telekinesis.
That makes it the ultimate superpower!

They are banning motorcycles to guarantee profits for the new government-sanctioned bus operators. I always feel ashamed when I see fellow businessmen using the government to eliminate competition.

How do you know he hasn't "gone places" yet? Mr. Stroker!

You can use a lower compression level for a second copy. The maximum attachment size is 200kb.

It's a lovely wallpaper. Well done!

Apologies on his behalf.

Why can't the Okada riders be allowed to operate with safety helmets also?

The govt promised the farmers to cultivate cassava and that even if it is excess then they will buy it from the farmers many farmers are complainin that they can't sell their cassava. the government promised to buy excess cassava from the farmers but u all know nigerian govenment. the farmers with excess have been left to rot with their produce and that is very discouraging. this actually happened in my villa. the planted like twenty plots and the havesting time is near still the government are not making any moves. thats very discouraging

r_o_b_b_y, if there's nobody to buy cassava doesn't that mean it's a bad investment. Why should government be promising to buy cassava when there is no demand for it. They are trying to establish corporate welfare here. The farmers should process their cassava and use it to make garri if they can't find industrial buyers for it. That's why we are always saying, government should not attempt to controll markets. Yet you people will never listen.

I'd say about 800,000 to 1 million. We would cross plant with maize.

What do you think about r_o_b_b_y's comment about cassava farmers in Nigeria apparently having no buyers?

Now that we have emphatized, does Mamaput want more comments?

Ladies take note and avoid this man.

I have witnessed it a few times

Your wife has been sleeping with your son? A few times and not just once? Sorry o.

Next time marry a better wife. It's a pity that such a curse fell upon you. Have you sinned against God?

What's the reason for this ban? Rich people don't use "Okada".

How would they differentiate between private motorcycle owners and commercial riders anyway?

Don't go "falling in love" with girls who are not lesbians or bisexual. You'll suffer a lot of ridicule.

What are the chances that a random girl worth liking on Nairaland would be a lesbian? Zero.

Do you believe anything you read in a forwarded email?

Have you ever tried to use Coca-cola in place of Omo of Harpic? How well did it work?

Aww.

When I was reading the article, I realised that a Christian would be able to offer alternae interpretations to most of those verses and it would take a lot of debate to convince people of the obvious. SInce I don't have the time for such complicated debates, I decided to post the article in its entirity. I know how those verses can be misinternpreted.

A pig is the devil? Please tell us more about this belief of yours! Did Satan create all pigs?

I don't think a relationship that is headed for the rocks is that enjoyable. There'll be constant fights!

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Jean Grey, through her telekinesis, can do everything that Magneto and many other mutants can do.

Such as Storm. Jean Grey can manipulate air with her mind if she needs a gentle breeze.

See fish farming

See fish farming

Muslims don't eat pigs, but I think they eat fish. And even among Christians, there are more fish lovers than pig lovers. So normally I would recommend fish farming unless pig farmers happen to be relatively scarce.

Her name is Stella Felix from the South East. I hope she continues to achieve newsworthy feats.

If you don't price your work, then you are already making a loss by spending time learning to do 3D work!