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When is the deadline? April 26?

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The black usernames are members with 2 or more posts while the green ones are new members.

This competition is really a fierce one!

Ok, the reversal has now taken place as promised. People who feel offended by what those of other faiths are saying must realise that their own views are also offensive to the others and learn tolerance.

You send sms to the number provided on their website.

If presented with the opportunity to marry a suitable person, I won't deny myself of it because I happen to know her ex-boyfriend.

If you don't want me to marry your girl, don't dump her. Simple! See Would You Date Your Friend's Ex?

How can a word rhyme with two words that don't rhyme with each other?

To myself, I am my one and only self!

Why should we care about what the W3C wants? Shouldn't we be more concerned about what our customers and site users want?

We want pictures, thanks. A picture of your Sony Ericsson W800. You can take it with a mirror

What experiences have you had with the MTN recruitment that lead you to believe that MTN is not an equal opportunity employer? How do you recognize an equal opportunity Nigeria and how do the Nigerian companies fall short?

This week.

When was the last time you asked God to forgive you for a sexual sin?

What does your Nigerian account have to do with online payment by your customers? What matters is what kind of online payment systems your customers have access to, not what you have.

Nigerians can use credit cards through www.graphcard.com or local ATM cards through www.interswitchng.com to make payments. Good luck with your upcoming online business!

That's a great idea. Thanks for sharing.

The Nigerian media does not glorify eating disorders. Skininess signifies poverty in Nigeria, and Nigerian men tend to want their women to be large at least at the buttocks and in the front.

Jobs in Vmobile Nigeria today include:
- Administrator, Contact Systems Support.
- Manager, Business Systems.
- Specialist, Contact Systems Support.
- Specialist, Storage Management

Most are technical jobs. Good luck with your job search!

ACCOUNTING FIRM VACANCIES (Client is a pioneer and dynamic accounting firm)

AUDIT

A1) Managers – Chartered Accountants, no more than 40yrs old, aspire to be a partner in a few years and previous managerial experience should be with a reputable firm of Chartered Accountants.

A2) Team Leaders – Chartered Accountant, no more than 35yrs old, computer literate,and at least 3yrs external audit experience.

A3) Trainees – university graduate (any discipline) with min 2.2 and not more than 25 yrs old


LEGAL AND COMPLIANCE

B1) Consultant – Law graduate, no more than 35yrs old, computer literate, previous experience in company secretarial work and willing to consult in at least one specialized sector of the economy (e.g Financial services Industry, oil and Gas Industry, IT Industry or Communications Industry)


INFORMATION AND COMMUNICATION TECHNOLOGY

C1) Consulting Trainees – Computer Engineering graduate (2.2 min), aspire to possess professional qualification (e.g CISA, Cert from Microsoft, Oracle etc) and no more than 25yrs old


BUSINESS AND STRATEGY

D1) Consulting Trainees – Science or Economics graduate (2.2 min), aspire to be a top management consultant and no more than 25yrs old.

Apply in writing, stating applicable job reference (A1, A2, A3, B1, C1 or D1) on the envelope, and send to:

The Managing Consultant
Boyle Street Consulting Limited
12 Berkeley Street (4th floor) Onikan, Lagos.

Completions Specialists/Engineers – Experienced Hires CPL 01406
-Engineering Graduate (Poly or Uni)
-5 yrs min experience in Well Operations for Downhole Completions Equipment and Services
-Sand control, production operations and reservoir engineering experiences are highly valued

Reservoir/Production Engineers - Experienced Hires RES 02406
-not older than 35yrs by 31/12/06
-5yrs experience min in Oil and Gas Industry
-advanced degrees will b a plus

Facilities Manager – Experienced Hire FAC 03406
-not older than 40yrs by 31/12/06
-min of upper credit (HND) or 2.1 (Degree)
-graduate of Mech Engrg, Civil Engrg or Quantity Surveying
-member of Facilities Management Association
-5 yrs experience in Facilities Management in either a manufacturing Company or Real Estate Development Org.

Field Specialist Trainees (Poly Graduates) FST 04406/Field Engineer Trainee (university graduates) FET 05406
-not older than 28yrs by 31/12/06
-min Upper Credit or Second Class Upper Division
-0-3 yrs post-school graduates of Engineering (Petr.,Elect/Elect, Mech,Chem,Civil,Geology, Geophysics and Computer Science)
-min of C4 in maths, physics and chemistry
-mustn’t av taken Schlum pre-screening test or pre-NYSC test or previously applied in 2006
-must possess and maintain an active email address

Send application letter, a detailed CV and photocopies of credentials (birth, WASC/SSCE, Degree and NYSC discharge or Exemption Certificates) no later than April 20, 2006 to either

The Recruiting manager,
Schlumberger Oilfield Services,
2/3 Rumuwoke (opp. Shell RA)
Aba – Pharcourt Expressway,
Port Harcourt

Or

The Recruiting Manager,
Schlumberger Oilfield Servicess,
17/19 Idowu Taylor Street,
Victoria Island, Lagos

Mark appropriate job code CPL 01406, RES 02406, FAC 03406, FST 04406 or FET 05406 boldly at the top left hand corner of the envelope. Shortlisted candidates will be contacted via email and phone

I'm privileged to have friends who are always sending job opportunities in Nigeria my way. I'm not in a position to take advantage of these vacancies, but you might be, so I've decided to share.

I would never put a permanent scar of any form - tattoo or piercing - on my own body. Never!

Your Nigerian ringtone website is really impressive. Perhaps you should promote it more?

Forget about free SMS. Just use your mobile phone!

You can't go wrong with Php/MySQL!

Charlisco: 99 users online. wow! :-o

The image appears to be shaded because my mouse was on top of it when I took the screenshot.

1) Your boyfriend comes from a troubled family. How do I know? The "terrible things" your ex-friend told you about the family (they are probably true), the ridiculous tribalistic bias of her father, the lies your ex-friend is telling her own sister against you.

2) You cannot fix a troubled family; you will only get burned. Trust me, I have experienced such a family before. It seems as if your boyfriend is ok, but he is from the same family, so he probably has his own problems too. Hopefully, you can cope with them.

3) The family is doomed, but your boyfriend may be redeemed if he marries with you or another emotionally mature woman and runs far, far away from his family. Otherwise, both of you are doomed to unhappiness. Like the rest of his family. Sorry.

This is a very nice one. Thanks for sharing!

hot-angel, he started the thread. He should know what it's about.

The topic has been changed to a more accurate one.

What's your source for this story, please?