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My name is Nwoke.

There was a time when malaria was seen as a curse inflicted upon hapless people by evil spirits. Now it's known to be transmitted by infected mosquitos.

There was a time when sicklers were seen as "ogbanjes". Evil spirits in human form who want to die young so they can return to their spiritual homes after tormenting their parents. Now we know it's genetically transmitted.

There was a time when advanced schizophrenia ("madness" was sysnonymous with demon possession. Now it's known to be a treatable disease that responds well to certain drugs. Do demons respond to drugs?

In the same way, as science grows to understand the brain better, sleep paralysis will be better understood than it is now. The brain is complicated; what you think you're experiencing may simply be a form of neurosis.

Since he says the phone has already been shipped, wait patiently for it to arrive. If it arrives on schedule, then pay the balance. If not, then count your losses and run, run, run from similar deals. The second scenario is far more likely.

In Nigeria, we produce crude oil, agricultural raw materials, arts and crafts (to a lesser extent). We do not manufacture phones; we import them from Asia which is where you live. Won't the cost of shipping nullify any potential gains? did they even remember to charge you for that?

These fake websites (phone shop, courier company0 are more beautiful than most legitimate ones. Nigerian scammers are getting more sophisticated. Whoever designed those websites from them deserves to be whipped.

I took a poll before splitting the forum. Slightly more than 50% of respondents were against the change, but I went ahead with it anyway as an experiment. The experiment failed, so i reversed the decision.

Your in-laws may not be worse than your own parents, but the fact remains that you are not their daughter by blood. They know that they are not stuck with you; their son can always leave you to marry someone else if they find you unsatisfactory.

There are cultures (yoruba) that encourage relative from the husband's side to intrude in their marital affairs. Imagine a teenaged boy wanting his elder brother's wife who is older than him to call him "broda" and kneel down for him because "we are all your husbands". Not while I'm alive!

Her original title says it all: "Raising Your Children Nigerian, When You're Married To A Non-nigerian?" We are not condemning her, just urging her to see another dimension of the issue.

He offended someone and the worst the person could do was to "press" him at night?

What you are describing is known to science as sleep paralysis:
http://serendip.brynmawr.edu/bb/neuro/neuro00/web1/Takahashi.html

I'm curious to know why you chose them over the thousands of phone and ipod sellers in Asia and especially your country Singapore. Are their prices lower than what you can get in Asia? If so, how come?

Islam is also a way of life, in case you haven't noticed.

Someone else came here to complain after dealing with the same company. The website is good, but nothing stops a scammer from building a beautiful website. the important question is: how did you find out about them?

That's your website, right? Thanks for sharing with the nairaland community. What sets it apart from the others?

what if you give a girl full attention and all she wants to do is front or ignore you

Then it means she doesn't enjoy your attention. Perhaps you're not as romantic as she wants you to be? Perhaps the two of you are just not compatible and the relationship needs to be terminated?

i don't like it when small children are tortured for what they don't understand. Several mornings i'm woken up with the noise of a child crying "mummy please, muimmy please" and "twap, twap twap". If beating works so well how come you have to beat them so often.

Beating a child is a short-cut approach that won't work when the child is old enough to beat you up (15 years for a boy, never for a girl unless she's really large). It's better to give the child a compelling reason to be respectful and obedient. Force is something for policemen and soldiers, not parents, to use.

dearzi, I will like to follow up on your sister's story. You seem to be genuinely happy, so I'm curious.

I am not "you guys". I am Nwoke and I believe that Nollywood is ok, though I don't watch their movies.

Okay, this is for OND, Nurses and School Certificate Holders. The job offers includes Assistant Inspector of Prisons for OND Holders, Prisons Assistant 1, for School Certificate holders with credit in not less than 4 subjects plus maths and English. There is also Prisons Assistant II for Trade Test Grade 3 Certificate or Junior Secondary School cert. The last is Inspector of Prisons Nurse for Nurses with possession of Registered Nurse Certificate and Register Midwife/Psychiatry cert. For full details check the Guardian of 18th april, 2006 Page 32. Goodluck.

hehe. Nice one!

You are being scammed because <<snip>>.

Why would anyone want to buy phones from a Nigerian phone company? Do we manufacture phones in Nigeria? if you want to import phones, why not import from Asian countries like China or Taiwan where phones are manufactured?

And there is nothing like "GSM phone village" in Nigeria. Why didn't you ask us before sending money?

Why is "wife material" dressed in a shirt that shows her boobies to the world?

A competition can't do much to encourage webmasters to follow the right path. The most effective websites don't win awards because web design competition judges see them as being plain. The most effective website draw traffic and bring results. The people who are in a position to motivate webmasters are their clients.

I don't think we have the full story. I think they think she is actually cheating on them.

Nwoke means "Man" (I briefly considered Nna which means "Father")

How do we know whether you're for real?

Nice one!

Why would I want to look like Jessica Alba?

I'm impressed with your WAP site. Keep it up! Any updates?

She looks really good in movies. Really good.

Eminem has a daughter. He only exposes her to the censored version of his music!