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cococandy:
So he put the same peniss he uses to make love to his wife into a dirty mad woman.
*Goosebumps

Sometimes I see some very very dirty mad women with huge bellies and I wonder who had enough desensitization to climb those women.

I thought I was the only one who thinks this way

obillyj:
When you guys say things like this, I wonder if such men truly exist. I am yet to meet a man that wants no sex in relationshio. Where are they pls?
I will love that person till death do us part. :'

They're around you, You know them , but you don't want them.

amalder:
A gal dump me last year cus of dis d first day she came to my place she ask for a hug dat I treat her like on one ever did dat I should allow her to HUG me,s he keep coming to me place and I never touch she we will just lay on d bed and gist at a time she stop coming and not happy wit me again and till today

What are you saying

The number of people viewing this thread is alarming and suspicious!

Philadelphia:
From my own observations, I have noticed that the predominance of cars in Nigeria varies from one state to another. These are some of my observations as regards to cars predominance by states in Nigeria:
Abia - Mercedes-Benz
Anambra - Peugeot
Bayelsa - Mazda
Delta - Toyota (especially camry, corolla and Venza) and Honda (Accord and crosstour)
Edo - Mercedes-Benz (especially C-class trim : w202 C180)
Kaduna -Mercedes-Benz and Peugeot
Lagos - Toyota and Honda
Ogun - Nissan (especially the old primera)
Ondo - Nissan (especially the old primera)

These are my observations. Please add yours

Toyota is a predominant brand IN ONDO, Mr OP

This woman has no class

Any topic that has to do with mother in laws. They just won't smile lolz

brosprophet:
i was deployed to yobe batchC 2014 but to camp in koggi,but went late and was not registered...please is there anything i can do online to join this present batchA?

Login with the email and password with which you registered last year, if its not going through then -register afresh and if it's still not going through then contact your school.

Mcowubaba:
I have checked that link, not only me, many people too-there name is not on the list, should we wait 4 our school Senate to send the names ...or R we nt doing 4 dis Batch A..
Tanks bro..

YOU will get to a stage 5 where you need to supply your matric number and university name.
So if your name is not found in their dbase then you can't proceed. But you can contact your school and Lodge ur complains

exhibition:
@OP please give me the link to these sim registration fingerprint scanner drivers. Thanks

http://portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc1/downloads/RTE%20(32%20bit%20Machine).zip

lokoloko84:
Please, I tried to do my registration online but on the senate list I got a response of no record found. I was mobilized in school.Do you have any idea about this please.

It means your school is yet to upload your information to NYSC website.

Mcowubaba:
bro if some1s name is not on the Senate approved list, is it advisable to go on with the registration, ..

If your name is not on your school's Senate Approved List then you will be denied access into the Nysc website because nysc will need to load information from your school's list sent to them.
And how did you know that your name is not on your school's approved list? If you're not sure you can click this link
http://portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc1/VerifySenateLists to verify.

wilsondave:
is it a must to pay 3k or its for those that wish to have there callup number and call up letter on there mail



good response will be appreciated

Its not a must, But if you wish to print out your call up letter online then you have to pay the N3000. Regards

further updates will be posted here

step 5 & 6

Wow! front page already.
Thank you mods!
Been busy at work since morning, I will update you guys soon, batch A15 is real!
All the best everyone

If you will like to do the registration on your own for privacy reasons , or if you have not yet registered and you want to know what the registration process looks like.
Below are the screenshots of the steps taken in the NYSC registration process
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NOTE: These are not all the steps , just the ones I could manage to do earlier this morning , will update you later when I'm back from work.
N.B you will have to find the nearest SIM registration/ NYSC centre to get a digital persona scanner and connect to your system when you get to the fingerprint scanning page. Download the drivers here [url]http://portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc1/downloads/RTE%20(32%20bit%20Machine).zip[/url].

This guy didn't go to gim, he used steroids!

SOBSISRAEL:
Make una stop to dey xpose ur boobs and stop wearing tight, short skimpy dress. Nd we wil nt luk at u talkless of raping. U hear?Welcome. Be free ask anything that you don't know about JAMB here. E.g is there negative marking e.t.c I surely answer you.
Feel free to whatsapp call or text me on 09033976204
Operation #allnairalanders jambite must pass jamb15

You're a reta.rded pervert!

greatgod2012:
posts or words like these don't usually go well with me, i usually find it hard to absorb, please pardon me, so, because she's a woman, she's not suppose to have self control, it's only men that self control are recommended for, abi, what a double standard?
So, men does not deserve to be cared for but trampled upon, it's only women that are suppose to be cared for and not be trampled on, abi? So, it's a crime to be a man abi?
As far as i'm concerned sha, the two of them have the roles they played towards their failed relationship, the two of them are both guilty, but the woman definately brought out the devil in the man, that's a fact. No gender should be abusive, either emotionally or physically, and no one should treat the other the way he/she will not want to be treated. That's the golden rule.

Classic mentality, God bless your wisdom! I pray for the best man for you in life. Amen

rohzey:
Its not true. I just posted some comment about Jesus Christ and nothing like dat message came up. So, its not true.

Yes unless you rephrase. That particular comment in quotes will pop out a community standard message

Funny enough I'm not even a fanatic, I don't know who edited the post to make it look like that anyway. I just stumbled on the discovery and decided to share it here. It's like funny how none of the commenters bothered to try it out.

Do you know that the well known Instagram is owned by anti-christs. If you don't believe type this

"I'm a born again follower of jesus christ "

in the comments section on any Instagram page and see what you get.
What you will get is similar to the picture below, pass it on to whom it may concern ..

If there's anything to hate about this city, its the traffic. It's so annoying and frustrating. I don't even care about things, that traffic alone spoilt everything. Even walkable journeys will be taking 2hrs.

Even after GEJ administration frustrated them to the extent that they had to leave here for the Uk they still had the nerves to take bribe and protest against a man who had good intentions for the nation that did them no good? I'm so ashamed of these people, and as unintelligent as they're they don't even know why they're doing what they're doing.
Very bad

mrmetoo1:
Exactly how they said it'll happen with all the talking points. So maybe these ones will get 10 pounds each.

You guys need to watch this.. This is a video of the protesters
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152755079911939

look everybody should watch this video.

75 guests viewing the thread ?? Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

ekiloui:
That isn't relevant in this case..the topic was based on men retaliating.

Women are not mad, for your wife to have a fight with you then u should have provoked her too, so provocation is a 2 way thing.

I know Domestic violence is a 2 way thing but over 70% have the men portrayed as abusers and I have seen a fair share in my environment of which one of my neighbours nearly killed his wife, so forgive me if I'm one sided about it but under no circumstance should a man hit his wife, a wise man would profer a better solution for his marital problems while a useless one will resort to the easiest solution (violence)

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70% have men portrayed as abusers? Wow! I will like to know where you got your statistics from. You feel the need to bloat statistics to further buttress your point ba?

incrediblestev:
People need to get real and stop arguing as if they were some robot with no feelings...... Some women are violent and only calm down when they get an equal or more violence in return. Only a disrespectful woman will get angry to the point of slapping or hitting a man. I have seen a woman slap a man and even spat on him during an argument.

It is so easy for men who have never been recipients of violence from such women to come out here and preach about not hitting a woman no matter what, that's a lie. 90% of male folks will respond equally at least to a woman that slaps or hit them out of provocation, we are all feeling human beings, it is only Natural to act in this same manner.

The preaching should be that nobody, be you man or woman should slap or hit anyone in provocation, no matter how bad it is...... Just as a man is expected to work away in a charged atmosphere, so should a woman do too. Any argument that seeks to suggest that even if a woman hits a man it is wrong for the man to respond back is hypocritical and playing to the gallery.....

i have never had to hit any woman that did not hit me even in the face of provocative comments, but I have had to respond in equal measure to a lady that pointed her fingers at me, pulled my trousers and asked me to do my worst, I shoved her and got a resounding slap that got me seeing stars that say get that bitch, the result was an equally reassuring thunderous slaps that reminded her that I could actually inflict even more violence on her than she can on me..... Everyone that witnessed the whole thing go down supported me because I had been tolerant enough to the point of empowering the foolish girl. Again, if a woman attacks me and expects me to just cowl in fear of not being seen as a woman beater then she is in for a big disappointment cos I won't hesitate to respond to her gesture. Na so.

Were you born in Nigeria? Because you have a very exceptional perspective of reasoning. I couldn't agree more with you bro if only people can be realistic.
All this domestic violence related argument wouldn't have ensued if both gender have kept their hands to themselves.

ekiloui:
The question is..What do u mean by if your wife fights you? Is it just a slap? Cos I imagine that's the most she can do. So u'll beat the devil out of your wife who you have more physical strength than.

Op there's is no justification for beating up your wife, except of course u have animalistic tendencies. As a post said the best kind of punishment to give to a woman is the silent treatment.

God help you the day u beat the devil out of your wife and the devil enters you and kills her...your life will be ruined, and trust me..women have been beating to death.

As for my fellow ladies...under no circumstance should you marry someone who doesn't have qualms about beating his wife, because from that moment your life will be ruined. And if you do, pack your things and leave after the 1st slap, even the bible allows divorce under such circumstances.
And no...don't consider that you have children with a man who treats you like a punching bag, cos when he's done with you and no one can recognise you (if u don't die sef) he'll marry another woman and either u'll either be without your kids or with your kids alone.

Becareful who you marry ooo...sometimes it's better to stay single than marry your murderer. Forget about societal pressure and marry a man that respects and loves you.

It's funny how you didn't warn the ladies never to deliberately provoke their husbands under any circumstances. Either by words or actions cos violence beget violence. See how you talked about domestic violence like it's a one sided thing.
Double standards at its peak

The fact that you're not even ashamed to post it here shows you're not a wife material