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Romance › Re: The Virgin’s Experience by Sexxkillz: 2:17pm On Oct 03, 2016

[color=#000030]Mumu amateur story. [/color]

Romance › Re: My College Boyfriend. by Sexxkillz: 9:53pm On Oct 02, 2016

discoprophet:
chai.. Answering her love for 2seconds no go kill you na.

[color=#000030]But, i no want. . . Na by force? [/color]

Romance › Re: My College Boyfriend. by Sexxkillz: 9:40pm On Oct 02, 2016

Talk2Bella:
Sorry love none of them are fake Thanks for the non needed advice tho

[color=#000030]I'm not your love. . .
You're welcome.[/color]

Romance › Re: My College Boyfriend. by Sexxkillz: 9:40pm On Oct 02, 2016

-_-

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Romance › Re: My College Boyfriend. by Sexxkillz: 9:28pm On Oct 02, 2016

Talk2Bella:
Now you do

[color=#000030]Work on your stories though . . . Most of them are easily found out to be fake.

I understand the country is in a recession and you need to hustle. I admire female hustlers, but the truth has to be told. Sensational stories will only do you more harm than good. You have good writing and problem solving skills. Put them to better use.

God bless your hustle. . .[/color]

Romance › Re: Ladies In Naira Land by Sexxkillz: 9:22pm On Oct 02, 2016

[color=#000030]Did he just say "well educated"?

[img]http://media./media/26BRCgL3K4lx1zBCw/giphy.gif[/img]
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Romance › Re: My College Boyfriend. by Sexxkillz: 9:09pm On Oct 02, 2016

[color=#000030]Seems i'm the only one who is totally oblivious to this blog.

Linda ikeji, i know. bellanaija, i know. stalladimorwhatever, i know.

Da fuq is talk2bella?

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Romance › Re: (pics) Every Desired Body Shape Nd Size Is Sold @d Gym.6 Packs Isnt Less 6cars by Sexxkillz: 8:52pm On Oct 02, 2016

[color=#000030]If this body of yours doesn't deposit money daily into your bank account, just hang yourself.

There's no point. . .

The country is in recession, your mates are hustling and saving for tomorrow, you are going to gym to take pictures to upload on nairaland, to get commendation from ladies, and fuckboys.

GTFOH!

Arrant nonsense. . .[/color]

Romance › Re: . by Sexxkillz: 8:43pm On Oct 02, 2016

[color=#000030]Hold on a minute. . .

You met a girl online in 2010 (6 fucking years ago) and you two are yet to meet, and she wants to go on with her life without you (cos she get sense pass you) and you want to commit suicide?

Do you know that a 6 year old child is in Primary 1 right now?[/color]

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Romance › Re: See her Reasons for Loving this Rich guy by Sexxkillz: 8:37pm On Oct 02, 2016

herbie27:
You have three cars of worth 3-4 million.
You have 2 houses and other landed properties.

Keep lying.

[color=#000030]Open your brain.

Not everyone on nairaland is broke. [/color]

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Romance › Re: Quick Question by Sexxkillz: 7:20pm On Oct 02, 2016

[color=#000030]You don't need money to love yourself. . . But fucking behave yourself when it comes to relationships without money.[/color]

Romance › Re: Its Called ŸORUBA-DEMON Not IGBO-DEMON Dont Get It Twisted by Sexxkillz: 7:17pm On Oct 02, 2016

[color=#000030]Who gives a fuck_?

Any imp with half a brain and internet connection can claim to have "swag and style".[/color]

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Romance › Re: Sxchat Codes by Sexxkillz: 5:32pm On Oct 02, 2016

[color=#000030]Interesting. [/color]

Romance › Re: This Is How To Tell When A Woman Just Had S£X by Sexxkillz: 5:23pm On Oct 02, 2016

[color=#000030]Of what financial gain will it be to you if you can correctly pinpoint a woman who just had sex? Misplaced priorities.

Just imagine yourself. You are walking along the road, and you just saw a lady, and really, you correctly identified she just had sex, and you say to yourself "she just had sex" and you smile. . .

I mean, doesn't that look and sound so stupid, even to you?[/color]

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Romance › Re: Let's Play This Romantic Game by Sexxkillz: 4:47pm On Oct 02, 2016

[color=#000030]Arrant nonsense.
No wonder they say romance section is full of kids. . .
"bad shooter because I miss you" my foot.[/color]

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Slept With Many Other Guys Before Me And I Can’t Get Over It by Sexxkillz: 3:23pm On Oct 02, 2016

[color=#000030]Sweet story.

But you forgot that there are consequences to breaking blood oaths. If you had remembered that, you wouldn't add the "can I still marry her" line, because not marrying her would result in consequences they both placed on themselves if the oath is broken.

Oh, you also forgot your gender.[/color]

Romance › Re: I Don’t Like My Vagina Being Sucked. by Sexxkillz: 3:16pm On Oct 02, 2016

[color=#000030]Some people have mad story telling skills, even though the stories are constantly pushing the boundaries of believability. [/color]

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Romance › Re: Choice Of Partner by Sexxkillz: 3:12pm On Oct 02, 2016

[color=#000030]They mean the same thing. [/color]

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Romance › Re: How Foreign Girls Ask If You Have A Girlfriend Vs Naija Girls (pic) by Sexxkillz: 3:05pm On Oct 02, 2016

[color=#000030]"Your girlfriend is very lucky"

"Your girlfriend is enjoying"[/color]

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Romance › Re: Can Love Be Controlled Or Can A Person Control Love? by Sexxkillz: 3:02pm On Oct 02, 2016

[color=#000030]Love can be controlled and a person can control love.

That's the simple reason why you do not fall in love with every beautiful girl that says hi to you or love everyone you date equally.

You control how much love to give or to show.[/color]

Romance › Re: Guys, Would You Be Friends With Someone Who Dated Your Ex-girlfriend by Sexxkillz: 2:55pm On Oct 02, 2016

[color=#000030]Been there. Done that. [/color]

Romance › Re: A Nairalander's Pre-wedding Pictures/wedding Invitation by Sexxkillz: 2:53pm On Oct 02, 2016

saintfellow:
seconded my brother.

at least in nairaland we know the wives from the fish brains.

[color=#000030]The fish brains are making it difficult to locate the wives, because they are covering the whole vicinity with their "full of shit_" attitude. [/color]

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Romance › Re: A Nairalander's Pre-wedding Pictures/wedding Invitation by Sexxkillz: 2:50pm On Oct 02, 2016

dollyjoy:
That could be us but you choosed to be a grammerIan on nairaland

[color=#000030]You don't say. . .

So, you mean I chose to be a grammarian?

Interesting.[/color]

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Romance › Re: A Nairalander's Pre-wedding Pictures/wedding Invitation by Sexxkillz: 2:45pm On Oct 02, 2016

golor:
If you think it a good news and progress hit like ,if not share

[color=#000030]Was there ever a time marriage isn't good news and progress?

Cheap "likes" seeking nonsense. . .[/color]

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Romance › Re: A Nairalander's Pre-wedding Pictures/wedding Invitation by Sexxkillz: 2:43pm On Oct 02, 2016

[color=#000030]He who finds a wife, has found a good thing. . .

There are ladies everywhere, but not all of them are wives, or can be wives.

Congratulations.[/color]

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Romance › Re: Is He A Cheater? 10 Unmistakable Signs He Is Cheating On You! by Sexxkillz: 2:40pm On Oct 02, 2016

[color=#000030]If all the reply she gives you after every thing you've typed is "k", yup, she's cheating. . . [/color]

Romance › Re: Help: My Fiance Got Someone Pregnant, Now He Wants To Leave Me by Sexxkillz: 2:30pm On Oct 02, 2016

[color=#000030]Lol.

Don't know the version of sense some people have installed in their operating systems. . .

Someone claims to love you but fucked_ someone else severally and got her pregnant, now he wants to even marry her to legalize his stay in the US, and you're still dying to want to be with him. I don't know if a hand should appear on your kitchen wall or better still, on your head, to write some sense into your brain.

You still have your life to live. You wanted to be with someone, he doesn't want to be with you, then why force it? Is he the only guy on earth? What if this guy dies in the US? Will you force your way to the US to be buried alongside him? Won't you move on with your life down here and find someone else? And now you're talking of curses? Has he married you yet?

Kai! Common sense. . . Why so uncommon?[/color]

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Romance › Re: Ladies Be Honest, What Will You Do? by Sexxkillz: 2:17pm On Oct 02, 2016

[color=#000030]On a serious note though, any lady that accepts to clean this kind of shit_ up, is a big fool with misplaced priorities. . . Dating a real life pig would even be a better option, in my opinion.

Accepting to clean this nonsense only means he'll do it again, and again and one day you'll get tired of his dirtiness and refuse to clean up after him is the beginning of your issues with him. And God forbid you even getting married to such a person. You may claim to love him, but one day, you'll see the mess you voluntarily put yourself into, and you'll regret it. That you love someone doesn't mean you should be hopelessly stupid. Love with your heart and always always use your head. . .

Love yourself first, and fuck_ off a relationship like this.[/color]

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Romance › Re: Man Marries His Fiancee's Best Friend And This Happened (photo) by Sexxkillz: 10:45pm On Oct 01, 2016

[color=#000030]Someone must have been dropped on the head as a baby. . . [/color]

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Romance › Re: Relationship Advice: We Are About To Get Married But He Keeps Sleeping With My F by Sexxkillz: 10:05pm On Oct 01, 2016

[color=#000030]The only advice I have for you, is for you to go and find out what is actually the matter with you. . . Maybe go wash your head somewhere or something like that. Run some mental tests.

It's just unbelievable that someone with complete senses will ask what to do in a situation like this. Is the recession hampering your thinking ability the same way as it is, the economy? [/color]

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