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Ori boy yii ti daru patapata.

allwell51:
Abeg. See Bobrisky MC. Abi na Hype man! This one na heavy duty o

https://www.instagram.com/p/CTQLTJXFBs9/?utm_medium=copy_link

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CTQKLbComj9/?utm_medium=copy_link

Watch video here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmQK4WHAP1Q

They should help him save this picture for future, just in case he becomes the Governor and try to ban the Okada riders, then we tell him how he was saved then. Gbam

chatinent:
Am I the only one who finds this TV show a waste of minutes?

Same way some people see football league. Life is about choice, this is better than be addicted to porn

Breaking News! In compliance with the judgment of the Supreme Court on Thursday, the @inecnigeria has issued certificate of return to the @OfficialPDPNig Candidate, Senator Douye Diri. He will be sworn-in immediately as the newly elected Governor of Bayelsa State[/quote]

royalamour:
https://i0.wp.com/www.editorialtimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/images-14.jpeg?fit=738%2C415

The Nigerian government has raised alarm concerning the stealing and replacing of clips, bolts and knots on the Lagos/Ibadan rail line.

Managing Director of the Nigerian Railway Corporation, Fidet Okhiria, said 5,000 clips and 10,000 bolts as well as knots had been replaced along the rail track.

Mr. Fidet said, “You can’t imagine that between Lagos and Ibadan, we have replaced over 5,000 clips and close to 10,000 bolts and nuts on the track and it is not a good thing at all.


“Without those things on the tracks, accidents can occur.

“We know the volume of passengers on a train. So vandalism of rail infrastructure has to stop.”

He added that government would still go ahead to extend the Lagos-Ibadan line to Kano in three years.

The Nigerian government has in the past 10 years sunk over 4 billion dollars in its railway sector with the hope of reviving and sustaining the sector.

http://www.editorialtimes.com/danger-vandals-stealing-clips-bolts-on-lagos-ibadan-rail-track/

Government should as a matter of urgency set up a patrol team on that corridor, with a shoot at site other to anyone found of vandalism on that track. Too bad

senny4ril2424:
..it means you need spiritual cleansing from the spirit of backwardness...

May God saved him

They are just chasing shadow. He pays duty, he pays taxes, he's a licensed custom agent. Then what are we talking about. This Naija self

Sorry bro. That's effect of mouth action on Omo Wobe. Minimize your plate licking

THE KISS OF THE MARRIED WOMAN THAT EVENTUALLY SCATTERED MUGABE'S KINGDOM. A LESSON FOR ALL MEN.

Ata Ikiddeh

Now, it's difficult to piece together what is going to become of Zimbabwe after now, however history gives us a peek at the key actors in the drama currently playing out.

Now, this is the story you dont't know.

Mugabe the deposed President of Zimbabwe, Constantine Chiwenga the Head of the Zimbabwean Military and Mnangagwa the sacked Vice President of Zimbabwe are all friends, very good friends, they are comrades. The three men were in their 20's when they entered the bushes and took part in the liberation struggle to free Zimbabwe from white rule. Mugabe who was initially the Sect General of ZANU PF, became the head of state, the other two men were equally given plum positions of power and have continued as the 3 musketeers presiding over the destiny of Zimbabwe for 37 years.

Sometime in the 90's - Mugabe, the first musketeer fell in love with his personal secretary who happened to be another man's wife at the time, the lady's name was Grace and she became his mistress. While Mugabe was still married Grace had children for him. In 1996 they became man and wife after the death of Mugabe's first spouse.

But Grace was no ordinary mistress turned wife, she was not ready to take a backseat, she turned herself into Mugabe's political confidant, she used the bed and made her way to the very centre of Zimbabwean politics straining the relationship between Mugabe and his two comrades.

Mnangagwa the 2nd musketeer after many years of loyalty became Mugabe's Vice President in 2014, paving the way for his eventual hold on power should Mugabe retire, resign or die. But Grace had other ideas she wangled her way into ZANU PF's politburo and began her move to take out Mnangagwa and take power from her ailing husband.

In August 2017 Mnangagwa accused certain persons in the party of trying to poison him and made references to Grace. This didn't go down well with Mugabe, how could anyone accuse his beautiful harmless Rose flower. What Mugabe forgot was that boys are allowed to fight but the brotherhood must stay strong and united. In a move that shocked everyone (but didn't shock his beloved Grace) , he removed Mnangagwa from the position of Vice President, Mnangagwa not sure of what Grace will do to him fled to South Africa.

Now, in comes the 3rd musketeer Chiwenga Head of the Zimbabwaean military, a friend and brother of both Mugabe and Mnangagwa, "this is all the fault of one woman", he is probably thinking in his mind, " we were one until this woman came. I trust Mnangagwa to takeover, I don't know this woman; by the way, where was she when we were sleeping in the bushes before the liberation".

Chiwenga sends a warning to Mugabe advising him to put his house in order, the first time he has ever spoken this way to his senior comrade. Thinking Mugabe will take the signal, call him, negotiate and talk things over a cup of tea. NO! Mugabe does the exact opposite, he sends his Minister of Information to tell the Army General to stay out of State matters, Mugabe then finalises plans to sack Chiwenga. The military chief at this point knows his brother and comrade in arms has drunk deep from the strange woman's bosom, it's not him speaking anymore, so he rolls out his tanks early this morning. He's therefore right when he says,"this is not a coup" ; when you really look at it, 3 friends have only fallen out over the ambitions of a woman.

Latest reportś say Mnangagwa the 2nd Musketeer is on his way back from South Africa, i've just seen a report he's been installed interim President. The 1st Musketter Mugabe is under house arrest. The 3rd Musketter is in the saddle promising calm and quick elections. The 3 men have held Zimbabwe under lock and key for 37yrs, this is nothing but a change of baton. Zimbabwe needs a real revolution out of the hands of the veterans of the liberation struggle. In the 21st century Zimbabwe is the frozen out Animal Farm in George Orwells celebrated work.

Meanwhile the woman Grace, who started the whole katakata, I hear has fled the country leaving her beloved husband who sacrificed everything to face an uncertain fate.

16 million Zimbabweans could not remove Mugabe but a woman did.

Mama was always right when she always told me, "son - be careful who you fall in love with and eventually marry".

A lesson to all men.

olokeded:
Minister of Power, Works and Housing, Babatunde Fashola at the commissioning of New 2 X 15 MVA 33/11KVA Injection substation at the Asaba Station, Delta State.

http://metronaija.com/photos-fashola-commissions-new-2-x-15-mva-3311kva-injection-substation-delta/

Governor of Governors. H. E. Babatunde Raji Fashola SAN

Please, why would a government neglect road to this extent. Ilaro Owode road is a disgrace to Ogun State govt and also to the so called all elective officers from Ogun West


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCxzcebmOUo

Ninethmare:
The best advice from a war veteran...
Baba I know they won't listen
Their hatred has blinded their mental capacity
They will definitely see what they are looking for

Did he dialogued before leveling Odi in Bayelsa or did he consulted before demolished Zak Bianu

Aiye asan!!

I write as a Patriot.
Nigeria, and all suzerains are accountable to the masses they purport to govern.
This referendum starts with you.
Please answer this question...If Governors were capable of being redeployed, where would you want your Gomina to be sent to, and which Gomina would you ask to be deployed, or redeployed to your State ??

Me77:
Why not shoot at the tyres of the motorcycle? Or better still shot at his legs?
When does snatching handbags become death sentence?
Nigeria police are very good at killing armless criminals. But they can't confront armed gang robbers and them baddo groups.

Imagine, reasoning from anus

soberdrunk:
She sounds more like a 'scorned lover' than a 'rape victim', no human being with a discerning mind will be able to swallow this story. Here are the things I don't understand----

1)How will a guy you don't want to get intimate with touch your breast the first time and you still chill with him without raising alarm?

2) After the 'alleged' rape he went upstairs and you couldn't reach for your phone or even raise alarm?

3)You still escorted him out and even took pictures? Who ecorts their rapist?

I can't say i blame the authorities for not taking her serious because this story sounds too fictional to be true......

Seems a pure blackmail from the girl, but the guy fumble by falling into that crap. But All is well

*** PRESIDENCY RELEASES TIMETABLE FOR VISIT TO BUHARI IN LONDON ***

1. APC governors (Visited)
2. PDP governors (To visit today)
3. UPP, APGA, NDP, HDP, ADPA, SDP, AC AND OTHERS (31st July).
4. NIGERIAN STUDENTS (3rd August).
4. FARMERS(5th August)
5. MEDICAL DOCTORS (10th August).
6. LECTURERS(12th August).
7. APC online Zombies (15th August).
8. PDP WAILING WAILERS (18th August)
9. OTHER WORKERS NOT MENTIONED ABOVE(20th August).
10. CRIPPLES AND OTHER DISABLED PEOPLE(23rd August).
11. IPOB BIAFRANS (25th August).
12. NIGER DELTA MILITANTS (27th August).
13. OPC MEMBERS (28th August).
14. BOKO HARAM MEMBERS (30th August).
15. AYO FAYOSE, WIKE AND FFK (2nd September)

Na waaaaaa Ooooooo. Buhari is now In London museum abi?

APC, I HAIL UNA Oooooooooo.

HIGHESTPOPORI:
This SAGAY really cherish dis his govt appointment,i dont blame him though,there is recession.

Prof. Sagay is a disgrace to his generation. He talk with all the sides of his mouth. Two wrongs never make a right. Where is PMB?

This kind of thing were not new at the border area. All you need do is yoi don't have an extra tire is to tie the missing wheel hub unto the opposite spring of the shock absorber. Then you are on the go.

Hello,
please is m-tel still working? failure of government business?

veraponpo: But the person that didnt finish school has release more than 5 albums, he has won awards that all the artists in some countries cannot make.3 of the albums were platinum and he is being consistent.You dont have to pull somebody because you like Blackface. Pride with envy is what is killing Blackface. Tuface is no more in his class, he should learn to be humble. JJC trained Donjazzy and helped Dbanj but they are bigger today, JJC said he is learning from them now, so what is Blackface's problem? Like muphy of Bond FM would say, gba fun oga e...

hmmm true talk

Such is life. Ibi ti Taye ti yan ori. Kehinde o ma yan nibe. e.g. Keke Ogungbe and his twin brother. So blame 2face less.

akigbemaru: Incestuous Gorrila, no matter how you claimed to be nationalist, you have never and will never reach the height of Sage Awo. Two kings can never be on the same throne, even sage Awo still postmortemly beclouded you. Omo ale jatijati! Your days are numbered and all the money you have stolen take it to heaven.

you fall my hand the way you talk to an elder like OBJ. Omo Ale continua

Awesome!!!!

Nothing really happpens to Paloma, but I think Allevanneda is trying to reveal the cover up to her, but I believe time will tell.

Hello,
I just pray AIT backs today, cos presently in Ogun State, still off the air. But I would try and watch that of yesterday from MITV today.

Kudos to everybody in Nairaland.
Have a lovely stay in the forum.

Well, I quite agree with all who said that the N50 sms is a fraud in disguise, I dont think the Consolidated whatever need this, and a friend of mine who have a stint with them, I told him peoples opinion, and I said I would give his email out for him to see the response. This is the email: lordbenson07@yahoo.com. Kindly bombard him with your mail, but DO NOT ABUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Phone is Sendo SV663 and it is now faulty and some say that I have to re-install the software before it can work properly again, please can you help me with this problem of software, it is because am not within Lagos, I ought to have been in Ikeja for the problem.

Kindly help by mailing me, or PM me.

PHONE PROBLEM

Last two weeks there has been a serious problem with the software of my phone (Sendo SV663). All of a sudden, it stopped saving the pictures and gave "Failed" message when I took any picture. It had lot of free memory.

Later it started giving problems when I tried to view the inbox. It showed duplicate messages.. Even it stopped saving the messages in drafts folder. I thought perhaps I needed to free some more memory and tried to delete some existing pictures but it could not delete them also. Finally I decided to give it a master reset (Last option in Settings menu).

When I reset it, it started behaving even worse. Now it does not open the Inbox, Draft, Sent Messages, Pictures, Games, bookmarks and sound menu. And all my downloaded tones and images. Does not save any picture taken from a camera. Did any of you face this problem with your phone? How did you fix it? It certainly is an error in the software of phone and apparently is related to the memory.

This is coming from my phone. It is really mic- I

Am using Sendo SV663, and after sending the wapgprs for about 3 times,I finally received the settings which I saved in my phone, though I overwrite the manual configuration already inserted.

To cut the story short, am browsing on the phone, and also able to download content, view BBC news, UEFA list, Tones from Kennis Music etc.

Please could anyone send me wap site where I can download tones like Shaggy, Dilemma etc.

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