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Jagaba is a very popular title from the Nupe people in Bida and it environment.

You need to be bother but not too bothered.

Thanks Mr Sam for the job done! I do appreciate you for been a trustworthy person. Publications delivered with no stress.

Not all girls Sha. I bought my girl 400Naira ice cream yesterday.
On my way to work I saw on the bike hi her and keep moving.
Just few minutes ago, she called me and thanked me for what I bought for her yesterday.

Na comparison op do him no kill. Another one is Tinubu was sitting by right-hand side of the King while Obi was sitting by the left-hand side.

If I could understand you clearly, your husband told you he had a means of acquiring genuine land somewhere.
He called your attention to this, not you asked him to get you genuine land that you had an idle cash to own a tangible property.
Initially, he had good intentions for the family. He hinted you about the land because you might have no idea how much he really likes the new site but you told him you will like to have the land singlehandedly. Just because you have the resources to develop the site your own.
Do you think your husband is stupid to get you involved in the matter or you think because he already had a house, he didn't deserve to have another?
All I see here is not but self-interest from the young lady.
Your husband was at fault when he already agreed to allowed you to have the land in your own name. All things being equal, he inflated the land cost. Of which you got to know that you had overpaid your husband but refused to refund the excess.
This now lead to war between you and your husband and probably you leave your home because he could not refund the sum.
Here, your family didn't act well, their thought was that, their daughter is capable of having land in her name but your husband was not been verisimilitude enough to handle the situation and for that reason he meant nothing well for you. Instead of them to disagree with your plans to move out of your marriage. Your dad supported you take such a deadly decision.
So, after you packed out, your husband felt that was best way to teaching you lesson since you didn't troubled to get married at that age of yours. He decided to let you face the aloneness for you to understand money is not everything. Which was right and at the same time wrong. He needs not to be too rigid in his decision since he is aware of your condition but he was.
I will advise you to settle all greys area with your husband and live like husband and wife.
Please, know this and know peace. Women don't like when the husband is smart but never like either when their wards aren't smart. They prefer their children to be smarter and not their husbands.
To say all in nitty gritty, one must be goat and other a sheep for peace have settings in the home.

How do we think in this country shelf? A teenager was brought to rally for someone father's and the find it amazing.
We abuse every right here in this country. A reckless mother just got rewarded for risking her daughter's life.

Such scenario isn't a good one at all. The same thing happened to me last week as an intruder walked into our office to picked my Boss laptop.
He never sacked me but haven't be myself till now and the laptop is our core tools as a consulting firm.
We have been struggling to meet up with our daily avocations as the clients demand reports simultaneously as if it was planned.
Not all boss are object of bugaboo.

The best advice is found under pillow. Talking and not heeding brings the death of a child, seeing and not talking brings the of an adult.
You want to forgone your daughter to your grand son/daughter without thinking about tomorrow.

Let him know that " how to give up smoking, is to stop putting all cigarettes in mouth and lighting". Try to convince him in the area of spending too much for her or totally deviate from always letting free flow of oil out of his pocket and watch just weeks if the girl will not come back. If possible find your friend another babe in order to erase the emotional distortion caused by the girl in question. Ire o!

Nowadays girls are in search for the money guys rather the working guys.

This reminds me of my friend Ahmed while serving in the North. In his word, " Corper, you see all these small small girls are all spoiled. And my joy be say, the small small boys are ready to spoil them more".
Is you say na egg they turn fowl, I can equally say na fowl dey lay eggs. Which one come first between egg and fowl nain I no know, may be you fit know?

The circumstances surrounding Chelsea FC is uncalled for. Th UK Govt have forgotten the principle of "business entity" that See's management as a separate entity from the owner. This is unscrupulous.

Africa vs poverty

If man is the head of the family then, what's wife?
Wife is the neck of the family which controls the head anywhere. Once you know this, you trouble yourself less.

To cook no hard, na you won make am sweet.

Handwriting is kinda difficult for some teachers to handle.
There are four positions for learning and teaching handwriting:
1. Hand position
2. Book position
3 pen position
4. Letters position : Here you teach your wards by letting him/ her know the three basics letter positions.
We have upper letters e.g b,d,h,l,k.f,t. Which all projects above the blue line.
We have the lower letters e.g g,p,y
And the short letters e.g a,e,c,I,o.n.s.
Aslo, teach spacing while doing teaching.

If you're not slothful, you can try this du'a.
1. Bismillah Al-raman Al-roheem: recite Ayatul Qurisiyyuh 174 immediately after suhr and Ishai on a daily basis for two weeks.

But you do not became Governor at 30. That shows you haven't achieve it all!

It's resumption of duty
On Monday morning.
The cloud became grey
Earth surface worn a gloomy face,
As darkness befell the bluish sky.
It spits like a cobra at inceptions
Skeptically, gaining weight like Anthony Joshua at graduation.
Everywhere sodden
Everyone jaded
Running helter- skelter
Causing triadic traffic.
Speaking of beauty
The beauty is here
Descended from t the rare line of beauty Queens.
Shinning shimmering splendid and seraph.
Running with her gargantuan curvaceous
To avoid beating by nature
Hyperventilated like agama
Fall from iroko tree
Sobbing soundless into her tearstained face.
This is my serious face
This is my joking face
Looked like ghost
That visited home on Halloween
Make up turned tea
Eyebrows miraged
Foundation became completion
Neck muscles extend like chicken tendon
Water running right-left of the her breasts
The chest become the confluence that hold two rivers
Projected down the delta of her waist
Moisture sailed spine to anus
Oh! Shit!
Drenched me.
(Sheedeensen)
Feel free to criticize, just learning how to write.

Which will you suggest between Ethical Hacking or Fintech skills for an accounting graduate?

These people are cashing out plenty. They are the government, residents, bandits, herdsmen and Bokoharam. Let them keep enjoying the dividend of bokoharamisms.

My CV must carrying "survived in Nigeria as a skills"

May God provide for we hunting for job in a convenient way.

U sing Justin Bieber "Boyfriend" since 2014.

This book will got you tumescence while reading. please don't read chapter nine of the text alone or with female siblings.

Hello nairalanders, I need your advice. I recently moved to Lagos to stay with an uncle who is married with a kid. So this afternoon, after returned from job job Hunting. My brother called me to go and be staying with his wife in her shop , where she sells poultry feeds. After some rest, I walked to the shop. while in the shop, my uncle's wife picked her phone to called an ex who she spoke to more than 15 minutes. Now, seen my uncle's wife in this act. should I tell her that my mind or I should mind my business? And, is this right as the conversations do not have any business related tone?

[quote author=Oyerinde16 post=97726544]This post details my experience and what i learnt teaching secondary school student in 2014 at a public and private secondary school in River state, This topic https://www.nairaland.com/6344616/pupils-almost-put-me-trouble/5#97717036, motivated me to write.

2012, I finished school, worked briefly in a factory to raise money before NYSC.

2013 June, i was posted to Umunya, Anambra state for NYSC, after camp, i redeployed to Rivers State.

2013 July, i was posted to a public secondary school in a village around ELELE, I was to take SS1 civic education. i had ample time, for a fact too much time. so i decided to look for a secondary place of assignment, I got a private school and was employed to teach commerce and also assist the house master as it was a boarding school, service year was good for me cos, my 19800 was resting, i relied on the 25000 i earned from the private school, i was also feed as assistant house master, i only spent my money on transportation and light drinking, i had no GF.

2013, i began teaching in the public school but discovered they were too playful, noisy etc, I told them i love to play as well, (Coming down to their level) they were amused, i gave the rules that we play hard and work hard, i explained to them that when its time for class, we concentrate as to learn and achieve fast, then when its time for play we play as well, deal or no deal, they agreed. My class was always very interactive and lively, for once this kids wanted me in their class, at free periods, they always came to call me when I'm around. I started working at the private school, but discovered it was a different ball game entirely, they weren't that Noisy, playful, they were always busy, no free periods they were most often reserved smart and intelligent.

2013, It was pretty easy penetrating the ranks of my students in the public school, however, the private school students were reserved, they hardly talk, just answer you and go. I decided to come to their level as well, i started talking with those who wanted to talk, sending them errands, soon other wanted to talk, at the boarding house, I decided to play ball with them, i taught them different games, the girls were just there looking, i decided to interact with them, ask them what sport they liked, i discovered they had long tennis, badminton racket and net in the hostels but weren't, using them, we fixed it, I began teaching them to play, soon they were playing, i discovered there were some girls always lurking around the football pitch, always ready to pick the ball etc, i asked them if they wanted to play, initially they were reluctant and the boys were surprised, they were like uncle, can this one play, uncle i will not mercy tis one o, i will park or fire this one, i told they to be considerate and lets mix them, take care of the girls in your team. to my greatest surprise, they guys were even protecting the girls playing for them, there were too many sporting activities going on simultaneously at the same time and the hostel became very lively, they kids at the hostel had too many to gist for their counterparts in the day school.

2013, i taught my kids in both the public and private secondary schools well, we play well and were very close, i also set what i called traps for flogging, this kept them at high alerts as they did not want to fall into those traps, some felt, uncle just flog me, this standards are too high abeg, i twisted questions to rattle their brains, they were quick to scramble it out and give me the answer, at this point, I tried to take note of those who weren't interested or active in this activities, and paid special attention to them, i helped them the little i could, making them believe in themselves.

2013 December, I organized an end of year party for kids in the public school, the school authorities weren't interested, other corpers weren't interested as well, so we bought cabin biscuits and bottled drinks did a small party and dancing competition and everyone went home for the year.
The private school had an elaborate end of year party, we did a lot of decorations, preparations rehearsals etc. It was an IT savvy school with all kids having Ipads and laptops, We did plenty of digital designs for presentation, i spiced it up with different dances, presentation engaging parents as well. I was very close to the students at this point. party ended and we all went home.

2014 January, school resumed however i was more at the private school doing plenty work as the director was always pressing, we took the students on tour, expos, excursions, competitions etc, we did a lot of marketing jobs to sell he school, i was made head of project 2000, it was a project to sell 2000 forms at 2000 Naira each, i was given the resources to achieve this target, in between this, i still had inter personal relationships with my students most especially the boarding house students, in the evening when we get home, i also organized some competitions with my kids at the public school during the second term.

2014 May, Third term, i was supposed to hand over to a junior corper, as i was leaving the following month, i still taught my student in the public school bringing them out of their shell, some of their parents brought plantain, garri, rice, beans, pepper, maggi, mango, banana etc God bless them all where ever they are today. i always dash the excess out as i was feeding from the private school i was working as well,

2014 June, this month was a month for retrospect, it was an emotional month as well, i left the public school at the middle of the term, i remember my students, both boys and girls were crying, i took time to hug all of the, took phone picture and boom, service was over, dumped my khaki, labour market, the director or the private school i worked reached agreement in principles to increase my salary to take up a permanent role in the school, I concentrated fully on the job at hand, doing aggressive marketing to sell the forms, at the end of third term, I and my team had sold 2004 forms smashing the target.

2014 August shortly after third term, I was made the head of another project, to conduct common entrance for over 2000 pupils and select the best 600 as that is what the school can handle at full capacity, we had to device a means of conducting the exams into different classes in batches in order to avoid over crowding, it was another success, however trouble started when some powerful parent influenced the admission, wetin concern me. The decisions taken afterwards was above my pay grade.

2014 August/September, we organized summer school, which went well, I was made head of another project, Creating and managing the school website, data base, synchronizing data, uploading student and staff data, uploading result and creating online project for each student, we had a limited time frame to achieve this as the developers came from Lagos, i selected my team, made up of vibrant staffs, we worked day and overnight for three (3) consecutive days to achieve this.

2014 October/November/December, First term began, however, the security situation had deteriorated in this community, this was during the days of Don Wanny and co, I had near death experience on three separate occasions, on a particular day, one of the driver refused to come pick the student bus very early in the morning around 5am, other drivers had gone, in order not to fail the parents, I decided to go pick the minder, then proceed to go pick the kids, on the way to the minders house around 5.15am i ran into some cultist, they sat in a circle, each with burning candles right in front of them, they all wore white singlet and tied a red rope round their heads, with a bamboo leave in their mouth, they all stood up in unison all holding cutlass, guns and dangerous weapons, they shouted park, park, i initially wanted to accelerate into a corner and try to escape, however it was as if God took charge, i took the turn then park and came down, they were in front so i would have ran into them, some of them began to say carpon make we run am, i was scared to the marrow, i began to beg moving backwards telling them i was going to pick school kids, i told them to look at the school logo on the bus, apparently they saw the school poster, one said lie down raised his machete, i ran close to one whose machete was still down, i knelt down and begged him, and he told the other about 6 to leave me alone. the guy gave me a serious warning and told me to go, while i was driving out, i saw many of them hidden in corners even flashing touch, how i entered the den of death and came out alive is only God. Another close shave with death i will never forget is a champions league match, Manchester United vs Chelsea i watched it in one hotel, a guy and a lady left just 3 min to the end of the game, on coming out, i saw them right in front, about five guys came out from the bush, held the girl down, the guy tried to fight, he was shot dead, i and my friend hid close to the bush but they saw us from afar and ran towards us, we dashed into he bush escaping to the other street.

2014 December, The security situation in Omoku had become too serious, after the end of year party, i danced and danced with my kids, I traveled for Christmas on the 24th December 2014, i have not return to the community since then. The security situation was so bad in 2015 many schools had to close.

I love teaching, I still fancy the opportunity I'm currently in Abuja.Good job bro. I tried such in public in suleja where I served but wasn't appreciated. then I japaa. my students who some are now in universities still consulting me for assignments.

Oranmiyan was a grandson of oduduwa . He was one the seven children of okanbi the only Oduduwa's son.

here is my no. 08102851671

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