lol

* pukes*

Wow

ok

pukes*

Dicktion:

How about she-male?

LOL

interesting.

Obingene:
Don't know that love is too hard to find.

The last time I was in a serious relationship was like years ago. These days, I find myself craving for something serious, I've searched online and offline yet to no avail.

Last year, I hooked up with someone here, she said lets start with friendship, after some weeks she just oblitrated, even when I sent her card of 1k she never called to acknowledge receipt of it, I just had to cut my loss and move on.

This year, I met another one here, It took off very well, but later got cold, noticed she developed cold feet, it shatttered me once more as I was willing and ready.

I don't know what else to do, work is boring, life is boring, too many contacts yet, few friends.

Is it a crime to seek something serious and fall in love?

Maybe you should try another approach, dnt give up bruv!

Dicktion:
I found love on nairaland. Prolly the most ecstatic, beautiful thing that has ever happened to me I know y'all may be wondering how an achievement that is but you really think it's that easy to find someone that'd spark your soul on a renowned but scandalous forum littered with mostly heart eaters and snakes
So now you see, I have lots of other achievements but this is my proudest and I will always have Seun to thank
Cos my world is rocked!

Are you sure ure female man!

Lamanii22:



I swear... Those times were dark times for my sister, she cried almost every night... Thank God for the kind of mom we had, she really was there for her.. And my sister really loved him, his love really captured her... She's really an independent person, she just fell into the wrong hands...

so sad

Onego:
Good day every one, I have been dating this guy for more than 3years,we have been through a lot but glory to God we have overcome.He really wants us to get married this year,but there is an issue which we have been battling which is he wants to do only traditional wedding, but I as a person I give him option which is traditional, court or church wedding, but he said no he is only going to do traditional because of fund.Right now he is treating to walk away if I don't agree. Am confuse what should I do? Thanks

Court or Church wedding as you call it, favours women more. Pretty sure he is aware of the cons dat is why he insists on traditional marriage only. U might just hv to give in or walk away.

wreckormend:
Since the Corona break has made us all practically useless. Even movies couldn't help the level of boredom I was feeling.

So I thought I should give my girlfriend a little bit high BP. I sent her this prank message. Had to tone it down a little so she doesn't go crazy before the end.

She hasn't read it though, but I can only imagine what her reaction will be when she wakes to this. Happy new month guys.

I laughed out loud after reading this. NICEEE

Izzoutaxidriver:
When we say God doesn't exist and is a myth,this Theist would want to have our heads..

Oyedepo and co have all been brainstorming not on how to tell their "God" to stop this pandemic but for their gullible members to keep paying tithes and offerings online and through apps,he is more concerned about money and not the general well-being of his members who have their businesses and places of works under lockdown for days.....

I would rather count on a vaccines from the scientists, we haven't noticed the "god of Adeboye and oyedepo" doing much so far.can you also see the conflicting prophecies from Adeboye,TB Joshua and Apostle Suleman,it is as if they don't get their VISION FROM THE SAME SOURCE (God)

WE ARE ALL AT THE MERCIES OF SCIENTISTS AND NOT AN OBJECT IN THE SKY

You are talking in the ....

Trypophobia - Fear of Holes i had goosebumps after looking at those pictures. HIGHLY IRRITATED.

southniyikaye:
type trypophobia on Google and thank me layer

I have goosebumps right now.

southniyikaye:
this shit is irritating naw, see me scratching my body
Are you going to eat those tiny ones too?
Na like this Corona virus take start for China o

Not even seen it and m scratching right now.

Dicktion:
You being reading and trying so hard to make your parents and relations proud since daycare days but all to no avail Seriously and Honestly no hard feelings you're a disgrace to this community

TOO HARSH DEAR

Money cannot buy or do everything. The supreme being should not be taken for granted

front page. Phewww!

Ladylite:
This is a real question that many singles have not begun to consider or discuss before marriage.

I hope you know that your wife loves you, but the sacrifice you have to make is beyond sleep, it also involves sex... Now that there is a 7month old blessed baby with you, simply DATE your wife.....

By date I mean, treat her well, do things for her and be very nice to her as expected, buy her gifts, pamper her... She will give you sex.. I assure you.

Your wife is going through a major phase and you need to understand it and be there for her.

I hope this is clear

Who are you? you deserve a good hug.

Riele:
Hey , I didn't just wake up to jump into that conclusion .

You can only be a foreigner or an hypocrite to not agree with me .

Here's a prove. https://www.nairaland.com/5587015/husband-causing-me-pain


Why would a sane being advise a woman to put her dreams aside for a man ?


Believe it or not , most of you all are sick and toxic .

Thats true.

Oluwa wetin dey occur

AwkaetitiBabe:
Hi, is the oven still available?

No sorry.

graciamore:
Am interested in the cloths MA, am in Abuja

dm

Lemonadewifey:

Sorry please, I can't access my Gmail account. Reach me on this number please 08186220716. Let me know when you copy it so I can delete the number

copied

EsteemedB:

Oh. I am in lagos.

Sorry dear

Busiayomi:

Awh!
I'm in Lagos.
And i'm in dare need of the electric oven.
It's fine.
Those in Abuja can have it.
I really appreciate your kind gesture. Thanks and God bless.

So sorry pls. Hugs*

Lemonadewifey:
Interested in the electronic oven and tray. I'm in Abuja

Goodmorning. Pls send a dm.

EsteemedB:


Interested in the clothes. Please your location?

.

Busiayomi:

Interested in the electric oven.
Thank you so much in advance and compliments of the season

Location pls?

I have an electronic oven, electric tray and female clothes to give out. Any one interested should let me know. Merry Christmas Nls.