GraGra247:


Op, Please don't listen to this stupid advice.

Op you committed two crimes.

1. You came back home by 2am - a thing I'm certain you won't tolerate from your wife.

2. When she complained you had the guts to slap her to the extent she bled from her mouth and nose.

You deserve to be in jail.

Go and buy goat and 5 cartons of drinks to appease your inlaws and your wife else she shouldn't come back to you.

Exactly

yomi007k:
Op. You no try o.
That timing was not responsible. What if your wife went for a wedding or church program and came back at that time. Be consoderate.

Hitting her was adding insult to injury. It means you don't respect her or how she feels.


The best thing you can do is keep apologizing. She is hurt. Try and understand that.

Simple.

LilMissFavvy:
How would you have felt if it was your wife who hanged out with her friends and came back by 2am? Any married man or woman who does things without considering the other partner is immature or simply wicked. Your wife's brother should have slapped you back, or is he a weak man? He should have slapped you ensuring that you bleed from your mouth and nose. As for your wife, continue to call her, send messages, give her more time, she will heal and return to you. It's very shameful that her brother was there and did not defend her, by slapping the st-pi---y outta your brains.

Very reasonable comment.

Dupalmer:
In as much as I don't support domestic violence, your effort at apologizing and sincerely promising not to repeat it is more than enough to make you guys come back to normal if she's a reasonable woman.
don't call or beg her anymore else she will see a good stance to manipulate your sorry ass forever.
She will come back in a matter of days if you ignore her but if she doesn't, find a way to make yourself happy. You can't kill yourself over a trouble she ignited. She will loose if she tries to make it a hard or competitive game.

There are many ladies young and old with very good character that will be willing to marry as second, third and even fourth wife.

I can't believe u had over 500 likes for this unreasonable comment, so he should go marry a second or third wife over what ? instead of advising him to properly manage d situation. is that ur idea of marriage? mtchewww

Tell her to b outgoing, to do what she loves and pray. She will b alright.

OneCorner:
Ur sister na. No be encouraging message u ask for

Ure so funny [quote author=OneCorner post=84945678]

OEPHIUS:

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Yes o! Gburugburu 1

jospepper:
Please Nairalanders I need your help.

At about 9am this morning I received a call from this number 08068941992 informing me of a training in one of the WhatsApp group which I belong to. The caller then told me to hang on for a while to receive a confirmation code for the training. I received the code 737-685 and sent it back to him, he thanked me and promised to call me by 5pm to remind me of the training.

Few minutes later I tried to login to WhatsApp without success. I deleted the app and downloaded a new one but I can't login with my number. That's when it dawned on me that my WhatsApp has been hacked. I have contacted support center but they are of no help.

I went and reported to Police and made a statement.

PLEASE my people, what can I do to prevent them from using my Identity to commit crime.

wooh! u fell for scammers, so sorry.

GrabHisBalls:
No, the joke is on you. It's actually your pains I feel. I know life is so hard for you that all you think of is 'how you wish you could live in the State' no wonder you wonder on how those living here are surviving. Trust me, the cost of living is quite expensive for you to afford and I'm sure that the number of strangers here have doubled in recent times.

I understand ur frustration, Get well soon love.

Grateful 4 life.

mumumugu:
summary.: Never be too nice to anyone or they become too comfortable antbtake you for granted

True words.

smartolala:
most times it is inevitable, especially if both parents go out often to earn a living

True, inevitable. We call them the necessary evils.

Ure baby is so adorable is a better phrase than telling a mother her baby is ugly. Hian!

mtchw

Area4Area:
Rivers of blood, how you guys survive that place is what I don't understand.
No week without bloodshed, let Nigeria just excise it off make we rest since they don't know the meaning of dignity of life.
Earlier today some were pulled out of a river dead and now this, let the Atlantic sink that state make we rest

I wonder how dey survive in that place.

Ariza:
Hi Guys! It's here again! Nairaland 2019 slum book! Let's bring back love and fun here, it's time to appreciate those who have made our Nairaland year fun and worthwhile.

It’s very simple. Copy the following questions and try to answer them as sincerely as you can. You can skip questions you’re not comfortable answering.

Name-

Age-

Occupation-

Are you single, dating or married-

Those u like on Nairaland-

Those u dislike on Nairaland--

Those u find annoying-

Those u can't help but read their posts(you look forward to what they have to say)-

Those you follow and wish follows you back-

Why do you follow the people you follow-

NLer that has sent u the most PMs-

How many PMs do you get on average in a day-

Nairalander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting-

Which Nairalnder is fake-

Nairalander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date-

Nairalander you can date or have a crush on

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) -

Your favorite Nairalander(s)

Your favorite mod

Funniest Nairalander(s)

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads

Nairalander(s) diary you stalk-

Nairalander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?

Which Nairalander(s) do you think is smart but he/she doesn’t know-

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life-

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life-

NLer(S) you consider smart-

NL member that tries too hard-

NLer(s) you find intriguing-

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from-

Which other sections do you visit except romance?

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section

Nler that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.

Who do u often agree with

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)

Who is Nairaland Mr/Ms. nice guy

Who is Nairaland Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).

Who is Nairaland Mr/Ms. douchebag

In what way has Nairaland impacted in your life this 2017 (Positively or Negatively)

Signature: (Any Funny Line, Statement, Lyric or motivational quote)

Shoutout to:



[b]P:S This thread is for fun and not an avenue to get at someone or throw subtle jibes. If someone says something about you, remember it’s their opinion and not the truth. Please let’s be mature and guided. .


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Lalasticlala show some love

Y so long?

Mudisolo2:
Why do girls expect that in a " No sex relationship" .The guy should be spending money.
I decided to be celibate long ago, for this reason no time for relationships. I only spend on my mum and siblings. Last year yuletide season a lady advised me to have a woman in my life so we can be growing together.
I finally got a well to do Christian sister and she have been quite helpful to me, like wise am helpful to her too. Its been months we have been together, not even a hand shake. No kissing No touching principle.
Finally December is here sister expects me to buy shoe, buy wears, and give her cash. She is even forming anger on top. I thought we were simply growing together. This matter tire me

u are so funny.

TonyeBarcanista:

My sister, I think guys on Nairaland are the most confused bunch in the world.

They tag ladies of 30+ as "evening newspapers"

They still tag ladies of higher institution, who are usually between 16-26 as "No Go Area to date"

Biko, WHAT DO NAIRALAND GUYS WANT?

TonyeBarcanista:

My sister, I think guys on Nairaland are the most confused bunch in the world.

They tag ladies of 30+ as "evening newspapers"

They still tag ladies of higher institution, who are usually between 16-26 as "No Go Area to date"

Biko, WHAT DO NAIRALAND GUYS WANT?

Pedrotina11:
They are, come and buy me, pls help me, pls I need, pls do me a favour, come and take me, come and help me, come and see me, come and recharge my phone.. All they can offer is only kitten nothing else....they are predators, sucking demons, vampires, spiritual wickedness in high places, ingrates, wen they eventually leave u dey won't look back...

Pedrotina11:
They are, come and buy me, pls help me, pls I need, pls do me a favour, come and take me, come and help me, come and see me, come and recharge my phone.. All they can offer is only kitten nothing else....they are predators, sucking demons, vampires, spiritual wickedness in high places, ingrates, wen they eventually leave u dey won't look back...

so pathetic. can't seem to hold my tears.

danny56:
Hear what a 14year old girl said.... Busy enjoying sex in her boyfriend's house. Do you see the age of our girls nowadays cannot be trusted?

she must hv been told to say that.

RisenPhoenix:
When you wait too long before you marry, you get comfortable in the self-centred bachelor lifestyle. Any wife after that will be seen as an intruder in your home, eating your food and destroying your appliances. It won't last before you vex pack the 'guest' commot.

wise man.

Abeg my career is more important o

GrabHisBalls:
The thing is that you have raised a standard for yourself. Perhaps, if you're patient enough, he'll come around. I'm in same shoes as you. Infact, I have one that has been disturbing me of marriage but he's just not my type. He knows he's not and has confronted me citing not being up to what I want but I refused to state the major reason why I won't accept to date or marry him 'cause I don't want him feeling less. I just believe that with time, things will fall in pleasant places.

marry him pls

u don enter one chance bro... investigate ds issue properly, if possible chk her phone,closely monitor her.

Maryjane001:
I v been best friends with these set of twins since first year.
Being an introvert,i became so used to them and we couldn't do without each other.
They knew me so well, and knew i was a very emotional person and that i hated insults.
One of them started liking me, and i liked him in return though i made it clear to him that i couldn't date him.
This guy was so addicted to me that he couldn't stay without hearing from me in a day.
During Vacation,the parents noticed and warned me to stay away from their son. That was odd because i was close to the parents. They even threatened to involve my parents if i didnt stay away.
I was confused because i didnt do anything wrong. But i stayed away for about 4 months. I blocked their lines. Even if we see each other in school ,we behave like strangers.
But i m a kind of person that hates having beef with someone particularly people i m very close to. I was the one wronged here but i just wanted to settle everything and have a clear head. That was when i received the greatest insult of my life.
I called them and told them that we had to meet in person so as to clear issues up. The one that liked me agreed but the other kept bringing excuses. I met with the one that liked me and talked about the issue and settled. But i told him not to tell his parents about it and he agreed. Later on, the twins fought each other and the one i wasnt too close to called me and was blaming me for the fight. Something i knew nothing about. That he was badly injured because of me. That anytime my name is mentioned in the house, his other twin just gets violent and told me to stay away. I called the one i liked and begged him to apologize to his brother.
I didnt want the matter to be one-sided so i offered to come to their lodge so as to talk with the other twin. I didnt know the location but they promised to come pick me. I waited for so long but none showed up, later their mom called me and was like she was looking for her son that she was sure he was with me. I told her i haven't seen him and also reminded her that she told me to stay away from her children. She warned me and the next thing i was seeing on social media was that i insulted their mother,that i called her names. As if i dont v a loving mother that i respect. They called me all manner of names on social media. I was reduced to an object of ridicule on their timelines.
I wasnt myself for months. I never cried but i was hurting badly inside.
My friend was there when i answered that call and was shocked herself.
I shared everything i had with these boys. I sacrificed so much for them as my friends. Even when sometimes they had nothing to eat,i will give them my food. Looking back at the things i sacrificed for them, i realized i was stupid.
I v moved on and thank God i have a better set of friends.

Sorry dear but do not ever joke with twins, dey r very manipulative.

Iogobenz:
Mine is managing money tbh.
It stresses me more to keep money than to make it.
Looking at my spending frightens me all the time!
Like how am I suppose to keep up with this?
Scares me all the time I swear.i just need a good woman now to marry who will help me manage some stuff tbh.
Heaven please give me a better half.that's all I ask.
I don't mind getting married to her tonight.

Iogobenz:
Mine is managing money tbh.
It stresses me more to keep money than to make it.
Looking at my spending frightens me all the time!
Like how am I suppose to keep up with this?
Scares me all the time I swear.i just need a good woman now to marry who will help me manage some stuff tbh.
Heaven please give me a better half.that's all I ask.
I don't mind getting married to her tonight.

so funny

Allen102:
I'm saying, Niggas should avoid dark skinned ladiesShema|es like you.

You have any problem with my comment?

U brain needs to be properly washed bruv.

Allen102:
Light skinned girl any time and day.

Dark skinned girls are ugly, that's why they bleach their skin to look like light skinned girls. Duh.

wetin u dey yarn abeg?

my best Governor and best state in Nigeria.

tee59:
I see no problem here. Since its only on weekends. Women and their stupid ways of reasoning.

U think she is stupid because she wants her companion by her side?
what if dey both go to wrk during d week nd barely hv each odas time?
How is her reasoning stupid?