Teespice: i will gladly self service eh.

better than allowing someone else do his duty.

but agro na bastard sha.

u really got me laffing wt dis comment of urs.tanx jare.dats a very gud one

mzjaney: no bi food.. Buh lie say kongy nor dey hold u. She needs help dats y she's asking. If u don't have any reasonable answer for her just pass..

tanx jare.can't we gurls just be sincere for once.wld u deny u dnt hv d urge @times.I just nid sincere advice.

Advice is needed.if as a married man or woman and you arere sexually active and ur spouse is not always around.what do u do when u have d urge to make love?do u let it pass,cheat or self service.pls give your own view on this.thanx all

priscaoge: Soooo "GAYish" dats if there is anytin like dat....Nonsense,Guy you disgust me,You are nothing but a clown and a bunch of disappointment.Just pray not to end up like your Partner in CRIME Goldie..Birds of a feather.....Spits out

what hs dis guy done to deserve dis nastyy comment wen all he created is jis own style.he hasn't killed,stolen anybodys mony,raped anyone.he is only earning a living d best waay he knws hw to.denrele is a normal guy just like anyone and even more saner dan d cute normal celebrities u pple adore.av hd an opportunity to meet him twice and I must tell u he is one of d nicest celebrities I av eva met.let d gu live his life.he is beta dan most. Of u critics.and dnt forget he is makn cool mony by bn crazy,normal guys still dey struggle so let him be.and who won't end up as goldie,we re all goin to die someday,so let's live our life while we re still alive and stop condemning pple.u ddont knw wat he hs bn tru so don't judge his personalityy.....

Jakumo: Fashola for President of Nigeria !

Future President Fashola is the most accomplished, insightful, productive, fair and compassionate political leader Nigeria will witness during this current chapter of her history. There is currently in exsistence NO other person better qualified than Raji Fashola, for ultimate electoral ascension to the post of Nigeria's President and Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces.

For protecting the fundamental rights of society's most vulnerable citizens - namely women, the young, and the elderly, Governor Raji Fashola SAN has crafted a legacy of bold innovation that will serve as inspirational reference to all future elected leaders throughout Nigeria, who wish their tenures to be recalled with fondness.

The four-year old child recently beaten to death in an Ondo State classroom only fell victim to that murderous teacher because of the state-endorsed RIGHT accorded that unstable and violent person, to carry a stick or other weapon into classrooms filled with children, and also to use such deadly instruments in physical attacks against those children, under the ridiculous guise of "instilling discipline".

The arrested child-killing teacher in Ondo state would never in the first place have been allowed to arm himself to attack school children in the classroom, if he had been employed in a Lagos State school where such barbarity is ILLEGAL, because, simply being spotted with that cane would rightly cost the "cattle-herding" teacher his job, and possibly even some serious money in legal fees, to fend off assault and battery charges that could be filed by the state education authorities, if applicable.

There is universal agreement that the fundamental purpose of educating children is to prepare them for roles as productive citizens in a civilized, progressive, orderly and non-violent society. If there is indeed NO legally endorsed circumstance in a free democracy under which the one adult civilian is entitled to attack another with a stick, whip or bare-handed slap, then, as Future President Fashola rightly concluded, there must be NO circumstance under which students in educational institutions should be subject to physical attacks by teachers in whatever guise, right from the kindergarten level, to the post-graduate level, inclusive of all years in between.

[size=14pt]Ban the beating of children today, Nigeria.[/size] Governors from Nigeria's remaining states will bear witness to the rapid and dramatic improvements that will now be recorded in the quality of education offered by Lagos State's public and private schools, now that the dark age of medieval beatings and corporal punishment has been consigned to the dustbin of history by the nation's soon-to-be President, Raji Fashola SAN.


[size=14pt] FASHOLA FOR PRESIDENT ! Ain't No Stoppin' Fashola ! He's on the move ! [/size]

I tink dis campaign shld be moved to politics section and not here.wat hs fashola got to do wt d issue bn discused....bk to d topic am very sure 90 percent of u wld hv raised a cain to beat a child once.let's be factual its not something u can avoid d only opposition I hv is doing it wickedly.even d bible says spare d rod and spoil d child.I beat and scold my child wen she does smthng wrong and later pet her to knw I dnt hate her.nobody knws d reason dis child died,it may not even be because of d beating.pple re alWays lukn for whom to blame.dis teacher cld hv jusst been a victim of circumstances.am not sayn we don't hv naturally wicked teachers am just stating dis child cld hv died of smthing else dt d parent may not even want to expose.let an autopsy be carried out and if d teacher is found guilty she shhld be persecuted.until den let's not judge we shld rather pray we shldnt be a victim off circumstances.cos it sld happen to anyone.r.I.p little one.farewell frm dis sinful world.God loves u more

Harbiodun775: anytime am with my boyfriend if he receive a call from his ex at the end of the conversion he will tell her he love her and later plead to me that his sorry, this is not his first time he has been doing it for long and i keep tolerating him because i love him so much but i don't think i can stand it anymore does he really love me please help

u don enta one chance.run while ur legs can still carry u.

nbright: @shindarayo and teechudley... Where your hubby's with you in the labour room? (do you wished/want him to be with you) .... I am not married yet, not even in a relationship... I just want to have it in mind what to expect if/when it comes to my turn (God willing)

mine wsnt in lag den,so No he wsnt dre buh even if he ws around hhe wntt hv d mind to stay.my mother in law ws d one in d labour room all tru d process

critique101: Hi nairalanders. I will be getting married soon to my heartrob and the only thing about marriage that scares me a bit is childbirth.

1. I will like to know how it felt when our married female nairalanders went into labour for the first time and gave birth.
2. How painful was it?
3. How would you rate the pain on a scale of 1 to 10?
4. Was it CS or a natural birth?
5. How long did the labour pain last?
6. Any complications?

I'd just like to know. Thanks

hhmm childbirth,d most wondaful painful feeling I wld wish to xperience again as a mother of one already.my xperience ws beautiful and mindblowing I still luk bk to dt day wt a smile on my face.nothing feels special dan bn part of d first person to behold d sight of wat u carried in u for 9long month...my xperience happened abt 2yrs 8month ago.it started wt a pain in my lower abdomen on a fri nyt.omg!I exclained,is dis happenn for real I askd my mother inlaw.it hapeened @precisely 11pm @ nyt.we cldnt go out dt dday cos of d tym and so I hd to wait till 5am ind morn.it ws d longest nyt I eva had.cos I hd to pace truout d nyt.by morn I ws taken to d hospital.on getn dre I ws chekd by a matron who sd I ws just 2cm dilated.so I hd to wait.@ a tym d pain subsided and I thot it ws just a false alarm.by 5pm d matron chekd again and alas I ws 5cm dilated,@dis point I ws feeling so uneasy.I was taken to d labour room wre I laboured for 7hours more before I ws able to see wat I carried in my womb for 9month.a beautiful baby gurl.I burst into tears and all I wanted to do was hold her.I said to my self it was worth it.So in all I laboured for 28hours.no complications.d pain wld be rated @7.buh it wsnt continuos.and I hd help a lot frm a book I read evrywoman.a gud book for women.it taught me wat to xpect during labour so I wsnt rily alarmed just expectant.it wsnt as painful as I thot.and d amazing part is dat immediately d baby came out I felt relief instantlY.if am given a choice btw c/s and natural I wld gladly choose natural ova and ova again.its a beautiful xperience evry woman shld go tru.so my dear enjoy urself in d life ahead of u,and produce beutyful children wtout fear cos ITS WORTH IT

SLIDE waxie: Well, i can...i wish i could..

The only problem is that the boobz will be like a nylon that is half filled with water when u try to suck it. It wrinkles in your mouth

av tried a couple...the boobz no get shock absorber again. When u squeeze it, it doesn't come back to shape. Its squeezes like paper wey u want throway and u have to help her straighten it.

i almost got into trouble wen i couldn't straighten one boobz like that to shape again. i had to iron it

And that's not a joke

so what happens when afta marrying a single gurl,she gives u a child and unfortunately her boobs becomes aas u described what wld u do.change her?

taiocol: these Yoruba niggas ar headin for a big trouble:-(

fool.is ur brain rebooting dt u cldnt assess info ontime.or wen hs chimezie and sat become Yoruba name.oniranu omo.

Jordanmusa: where does that leave those muslim prostitu.tes you call women?

muslim prostitutes u say.do u even. Realise d person u quoted is a xtian nd is stupidly angry dt one of u hs joined islam,nd u foolishly ansad him by kaln muslims prostitutes.Smh

Chimax15: Dat's yoruba people for u..always jumping 4rm one religion to another....de hav no steady life nd religion #smh

am sure if u heard a muslim gurl changes to chhristian it wld hv bn a different story entirely.

Jeremiah47: Yes ooooo check yourself out and see what you like most about your humble self. Is it your character, religion, lifestyle, looks, fasion, dreams, name it!

I love a lot about my self.I love my leadership quality,am always on top in any group I find myself,my amiable personalities.I love my looks most xpecially my height,lips sm says luks like angelina jolies even more sexier,gud for kissing,my slim shape.cos even aafta a kid I stiil dnt fail to turn heads.pple mistake my age for dis.d only tin lacking in my feature is my small ass,wld hv wanted it a littlr bigger.in all I LOVE MY SELF.

[quote author=legalcode]Why is this Funke always hugly? y? see her elbow ( second pix)..enough bleach! bleach!! U want to be fair by all means " typical ofe babe"[/quote stop d beef.she is beautiful in her own way.

Ms_Steph: I was in church and noticed that a lot of people where not paying attention and I noticed some odd things
1) Some pinging
2)Indecent dressing among ladies: I really thing ushers should do something about dis cause I saw a lot of cleavages dat wasn't meant for the church
3) Make up: the way some ladies make up and come to church as if its a beauty pageant even in pageants am sure gals don't dress like that
4) Gossiping: a lot of people use this precious time not to worship God but talk about other people in church mostly back benchers do this
5) Sagging: this is for the guys for real tho can't you just kip your trouser up just for an hour or two for God?
6) Love connection: during service you will see guys/ladies looking at demselves in a seductive way
7) Receiving of calls when the service is going on
If you have any please share yours

if dre is a church wre dre is lack of discipline it is mainly d fault of d heads of dat church vice versa.am talkn frm xperience.and tk note dat anychurch u c members trooping in numbers dres high level of indiscipline in dat church.I hapen to attend a celestial church,my church is rated one of d most disciplined in our province.dis is because,our mother celestial is one hell of a disciplinarian.u can't cm to church and ur fone wld ring,u can't just go ouut while d sermon is goin on,as a lady ur sutana must not be transparent and ull be allowed in.our shepherd mks sure dre s strict adhherance to d doctrines of ccc.d worst ull do is not to cm to church if u can't adhere.but wen u visit sm celestials,ull c high level of indiscipline,no moral attitudes,here ull c a large no of members coming to church,d leaders can't talk because of fear of losing members,but like my sHepherd wld say,if it is rem just me and my family I wld serve d lord.

legalcode:

Wats your own nah? and wats that biko stuff u and Kuye are spraying all over. She went for a rich married guy and failed, but now wants to take a poor single guy..........e no go work oh!! She wants to take undue advantage of the guy's financial situation and i trust the guy to dumb her for a younger pretty girl. biko?

wat is poor abt d guy.re u sure ure not a relative of dat guy cos ure sounDn more bitter on dis issue.is it not beta u alloW her to beta d guys life wt her mony.or re u interested in funke dat ure angry she went for a governors aide.smh

legalcode: Story!! story!!! y is she so desperate?...She'll still jump out of this one again. The sharp guy obviously have a nice younger pretty girl friend waiting somewhere for marriage and just needs Funke's money to perfect it.

see enemy of progress just because her ex turns out to b a bastard does dat mean she is nt worthy of bn loved or love.wats so bad in spendn for a guy,if he were to be a rich dude tongues wld. Still wag negatively.funke enjoy ur life joor.no guy is worth bn misrerable for,let alone a randy married man.get a young single chap,u deserve more daan a married man.shit happens,life goes on.I rily wish her d best.

mysticgal: Gawd she's too skinny,babygal eat more meat

hmm see beefing.wen hs bn fat become elegant.Agbani is beauty redefined.she's elegant.

angel TI: I love her ankara gown

Didnt watch the pageant but from the pixs here, she is just OK! Definately not a whaoo beauty but she is there

Congrats Miss

I Meeeeeeeeean.y beefing dis beauty.let us appreciate beauty wen we c it.she is an epitome of beauty.she deserves it.

Dis is one topic I really like.maids are wat we can refer to as necessary evil.xpecially wen ure rich and u nid dem to do ur chores.d issue of dir treatment is however a big issue dt nids to b addressed.as for me I started havn encouinters wt dem wen I started living with my inlaws.its a very big haus and we hd 2female both above 20 and a male who ws above 20 too.dis pple although nt treated as a member of d family wre treated as part of d family.dey hv dir rooms to demselves and eat wateva is served in d family,though dnt sit @ d dinning.one even went to tailoring skul and wen she finished my mother in law bought her machines for her.all dis were done because dey were useful and knew y dey re dre.to work and serve d pple dey re with and in return dey wre treated lyk human beings.but wat do u say to d one dey just employed dt alwways fils on top of d world.and tinks she's more dan d children of d haus.she is d first maid my mother in law hs ever beaten.so in essence respect is reciprocal.if I employ u and u knw ur limitatns I wld treat u well.now I stay with my huby I hv a maid and I treat her well,I clothe her well cos she cnt follow me out lukn unkempt,I ffeed her 3tyms,gv her allowances evryday(100),mk her hair twice a month,not mindn dt I still hv toi pay her 12k per month.so it depends on d maid and d boss

Thorgan d lousyy idiot.birds of a feather.u pple nid to learn simple english.@kuylie ure a tout nothig more nothing less to tink u can mk reference to smone mother am very sure u dnt hv one.eni o ni iru eni ko le mon iyi eni.

[quote author=kulyie] all those ones are your portion.*singing in ebenezer obeys voice tewure babojuweyin afepefelepe,bagutan babojuweyin,afepefelepe,mo so fun e o,ota mi dehin leyinmi,deyinleyin mi,deyinleyinmi* awon elepe oshi,back to sender 8-)


ehen,so back to the matter,you are contradicting yourself.you are so confused that you dont even know what you are typing.first of all you said i am typing MEDICAL JARGONS,LATER YOU SAID SINCE YOURE GOOD MEDICALLY,I AM SURE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.YOU ARE JUST A BUNDLE OF CONFUSION.EVEN SPELLING,YOU CANT SPELL PROPERLY.GET A LIFE![/quote are u done?am sorry for d man ull end up with dat is if ure nt already makn smone life miserable.

Hello?frustration is takn d beta part of u kuyle or wateva u kall urself.am sure he also wsnt talkn to u b4 u typed dos medical jargons ure nt even familiar with.smh for u.I c hypertension setting in,followed by hbp,and since you re good medically I hope u knw wat dt means.and am no man,am a lady.

Kulye u nid to undastand sentences befoire pasing insults.dt ws too much of u.I tink wt glow meant ws dt she wld definitely get preg wt all d romantic setting.its nt meant to ques God.tk it easy pls.it didn't warrant all s biology jargons.

1250.(400 on etisalt sim,180 on pear and corn,170 on tfare.300 on rchge card,100 on noodles and 100 on cway milk)

What is d name of d org.and wre re dey located. U knw one hs to b very catious so u dnt fall into d hand of scammers all n d nae of searchn for job

Can bsc apply.and pls is drre any experience needed?pls reply asap

Just getting dis now.want to know if I can still apply.my names re sobande mojisola.am 5"9 tall without heels.my vital statisTics re 34,28,30.am a model.