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AutosRe: Sold sold ... ford edge 2008..... by shitshappen(m): 4:55pm On May 08, 2015
I will like to come for inspection, sms me the address, I believe you have my number.
AutosRe: Sold sold ... ford edge 2008..... by shitshappen(m): 3:04pm On May 07, 2015
2m I'm serious
Autos08 BMW X5 Very Neat, Just 5m by shitshappen(op):
Good market dey sell itself, I no fit shout.

Location: lagos mainland
Contact :
Price: 5m asking
Condition: come and see for yourself, this vehicle have not seen put together 3months on Nigerian Road.
Reason for sell: change in status

RomanceRe: LOVELY!! See How A Nigerian Pilot Proposed To His Girlfriend (photos) by shitshappen(m): 8:46am On Apr 25, 2015
StealthyMe:
That's nice...try to panic a benin girl in the air just cos u want to propose.
If she nor slap you ehnn... grin
Slap you ko? Benin girl no go panic when she has 'wings'. She go just fly comot leave you there, na only you Waka come. grin
Car TalkRe: Nigerian Women Are Bad Drivers!!! by shitshappen(m): 8:30am On Apr 21, 2015
That plus the fact that they carry their receive only mentality to Nigerian roads. Notice how we free give them lane when they request for lane. Have you ever tried to take a ladies lane? Beg from now till tomorrow she won't give you. Try taking it by force.. ghenghen
Christianity EtcRe: Prince Gozie Okeke With His Beautiful Children by shitshappen(m): 7:13am On Apr 20, 2015
Atmmachine:
Gozie is gay.
I once lived in same street with him.

He's my brother, we are from same Hometown #NNOBI in Anambra state
I believe you, you have nothing to gain from this whole thing and you stood your ground. And also you have nothing to lose as you have made your mark in life. Plus the fact that your his kinsman.

Gozie Okeke is puts the 'O' in homo
CelebritiesRe: Dbanj Along With Usher Etc Perform Infront Of 250,000 In Washington (pictures) by shitshappen(m): 8:43am On Apr 19, 2015
Now that's how a pose should look, he stood tall. He didn't steal the shot while the A-list celebrity juts ignored him. Someone pls show Timi this pic
CelebritiesRe: Timi Dakolo Posses With Snoop Dogg At His Private Party In Atlanta by shitshappen(m):
Dude stole a shot with Doggy, if I'm not standing tall with you or sitting, then the pic is not worth taking. Call it pride or arrogance or whatever you want.
AutosRe: Car Android Navi System +Rear Cam +Nigeria Map (Premium Quality with Warranty) by shitshappen(m): 9:59am On Apr 17, 2015
Fogman:
The sound quality is as good as the original if not better.
Thank you sir, however you didn't answer my question about the reverse camera. I didn't see the image of reverse camera working in any of the images u posted. So how does it work? Does it come up immediately the reverse gear is engaged or do you need to push a button for it to come up.
Once again thank you.
CrimeRe: 55yr-old Man Beats 65-yr-old Lover To Death In Hotel Room After Sex by shitshappen(m): 1:24pm On Apr 16, 2015
Person mama, choi sad
AutosRe: Car Android Navi System +Rear Cam +Nigeria Map (Premium Quality with Warranty) by shitshappen(m): 12:13pm On Apr 16, 2015
I have seen most of the images sir, but I'm yet to see the reverse camera how it functions. I want one for my 08 carry, however I want to know if it will affect the quality of sound from the sound components. Thanks
AutosRe: Super Clean Toks Chrysler 300 05 Fulloption @ 2m 08061311315 08028612026 by shitshappen(m): 1:25pm On Apr 14, 2015
MIB1:
Oga this car is not toks , this is naija used

VIN please
Looks ni9ja used to me also, maybe my eyes
PoliticsRe: How Jega Defeated Jonathan For Buhari By Femi Aribisala by shitshappen(m): 9:32am On Apr 08, 2015
Paid piper, it's written all over you.
RomanceRe: Is It Advisable To Attend One "Ex" Wedding Ceremony by shitshappen(m): 7:25pm On Apr 04, 2015
Of course, two thing.
One. Look exceptionally good.

Two. Come with a date hotter than him or her


Otherwise avoid the wedding.
PoliticsRe: Jega's Announcement Of Presidential Election Results 2015: Part 4 by shitshappen(m): 11:10am On Mar 31, 2015
Gengen!
RomanceRe: Did You Ever Fall In Love Back In Secondary School by shitshappen(m): 8:27am On Mar 31, 2015
I wish Abel my friend was here.
PoliticsRe: African Richest Man Seen At His Polling Centre (Photo) by shitshappen(m): 6:34pm On Mar 28, 2015
FriedPlantain:
See him big belle like apo ewa, grin

Who do guys think Dangote would vote for?
It's obvious, where his money is. Which govt will foster growth for dangote group at the expense of the competition. That is where his vote is
FamilyRe: Pls Help!! My Wife Fought With My Mother Following A Quarrel. What Should I Do? by shitshappen(m): 5:59am On Mar 28, 2015
Is there a different time zone in Nigeria?
RomanceRe: Police Track Down Couple Sitting Sexually On Moving Motorcycle (PHOTOS) by shitshappen(m): 10:43pm On Mar 27, 2015
Orijin101:
You copied the texts only and left the pinchurehuh
you must be a goat!
(no offeincee)
I concur
AutosRe: SOLD SOLD Chrysler 300c 2006, Leather, Auto, Alloy @1.5m by shitshappen(m): 4:50pm On Mar 26, 2015
How much last?
RomanceRe: When Did We Become So Tolerant Of The Other Woman? by shitshappen(m): 6:55pm On Mar 24, 2015
I am a Christian, I believe in the bible as the word of God. And Jesus as the son of God.

I know the problem with our society was the day we accepted the white man's way of life, don't get me wrong. It is not in the blood of an African man to be with one woman. Centuries of practicing polygamy is now having a toll on us. We want to be faithful, we want to show you we love you, and the kids we had together with you.
But sometimes we also want to be with the other woman, they complement you. You are not perfect and we know that , that other woman sometimes make your own imperfections easy to bear.
Ask me one thing I want to change about christianity, it is that dictate of one man one woman. Now you know why I said I'm a Christian who believe in bible,who believe in christ Jesus.
I might be wrong, I might be right. I just know that men are not hot-wired to be with one woman, check the Patriarchs
RomanceRe: Let's Scrutinize This Maxim "Once A Cheat, Always A Cheat" by shitshappen(m): 6:21pm On Mar 24, 2015
Change is constant, I have seen womanizers who repent and stayed faithful for the rest of their lives. I have also seen people who dated only one woman before marriage and married the same woman only to change some ten, twenty years later.

Change.
FamilyRe: My "Marriage" Plan by shitshappen(m): 11:30am On Mar 22, 2015
I checked you profile to see how you look but was disappointed, if a man must agree to ur proposal you must at least look gorgeous.

Good luck may the Good Lord grant you your wishes. May you meet your ceremonial husband.
FamilyRe: See What A Wife Gave Her Husband As Birthday Gift by shitshappen(m): 11:22am On Mar 22, 2015
Subtle msg
RomanceRe: Men How Would You React If Your Wife Took A 2nd Husband? by shitshappen(m): 6:38am On Mar 22, 2015
Sorry, It's a man's world cheesy
RomanceRe: Is It Wrong/bad To Be Friends With Your Friend's Ex by shitshappen(m): 6:13am On Mar 22, 2015
Nope, I won't.
RomanceRe: Seriously Questionable Things People Have Done In The Name Of Love#read This! by shitshappen(m): 3:46am On Mar 20, 2015
One thing.


Akuko uwa! O werela okara gafee elekere isii.
RomanceRe: What Is Wrong With This Picture? by shitshappen(m): 3:41am On Mar 20, 2015
Is it just me or does the other guy standing look like Fela Kuti's son?
FamilyRe: Where Would You Like To Meet Your Spouse by shitshappen(m): 9:53am On Mar 18, 2015
At the burial ground, or mortuary. Or emergency ward.


Just kidding anywhere.
RomanceRe: Guys: What Would You Do If You Were A GIRL For One Day? by shitshappen(m): 7:20am On Mar 16, 2015
I would probably hole in all day till the madness is over cos I know I will make a very uglee gurl
RomanceRe: What Part Of Your Body Would You Like To Insure? by shitshappen(m): 1:29pm On Mar 13, 2015
Funny

I will spend all my worth insuring my

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