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My mum still watch me sleep even at this age, those days during my school years she will always creep into my room mid night to check on me while I sleep.
Fast forward fifteen years later, she came visiting last month I caught her doing the same, all the way from the guest room where she stayed to my room. Sometimes I think she worry too much about me.

I no fit shout

Sometimes is just a case of desirability and availability. The answer is obvious, check my moniker.

Vikky014:
hahahahahahahaha.

Na wetin we dey see for Una hand, and u are laughing

youngds:
Dis Guy Got Me LaughingOut Loud!!

Funny but true, love is not meant for some of us. We too dey mumu when in love.

That must be her smile

Just now that the election is around the corner. Brazen politicians, gullible masses.

francizy:
Am glad you have. It's now unto a new level. You children will benefit from your experience. You won't have to let them go thru what you went thru.

Lie lie, they won't . No aunt will share a bed with my son, and no uncle will sleep in the same room with my daughter.

Kill! Kill! Kill!

Kill her nah, olodo!

I carried her ghana-must-go for head reach bus stop. while she catwalk behind me.
This was happening in the day time , at a big city.
Son of man born of woman, you don too mumu in the name of love

My house boi, I do all my watching in the bedroom. I normally fall asleep while watching tv,and I hate getting up in the middle of the night.

Story for the gods

In this pursuit of happiness, I have seen poor people who are contented with the little they have. I know of rich men who are not happy even in their abundance.

My point: Your family happiness should not depend on material stuffs especially if you married right.

I no fit shout

Woged2005:
...some men really are. But we ladies don't give them a chance because they don't wear power suits and drive latest vehicles. Sometime I am tempted to assume that materialism, very unrealistic expectations and lack of focus are what keep most sisters above 30 unmarried. The mindset of looking for a man who will take care of them.....rather than the mindset of looking for a man to form a good team & build wealth jointly is a big setback for many.

Speechless! Coming from a lady Your post make me speechless. I wish you can spread the message to other ladies, what you just said is the reason marry of them remain single after 30.

francizy:
You have to try and get over it.. You will scale thru with time..
Peace bro

I have a long time ago, I like I said before I wish her well. But I can't trust her as far as I can throw her

Someone just lost his job.

Remember our eleventh commandment? I hope this fellow looses his job, evidently he is a waste of taxpayers money.

Well you heard that ladies
Better start stocking up

Only in America, try that to a Nigerian guy.

Omo na two years for Igbobi (orthopedic) be that.

That awkward moment when u marry one, and they give you one as Jara. What more can I say bro? She is the bonus package.

She was my favorite aunt, she is married now. We both live in the same city now ( Lagos of course) , I still pretend I was too young to remember. But I avoid her house like plague as a grown up.

She is welcomed in my own home only when my mum comes visiting ( can't trust her as far as I can throw her, you know that thin line between pedophiles and rapists).

To think she molested me several times in my own father's house. That was the bane of my problems.

No problem, except he is a gyno. I won't have brother anywhere around 'my temple'. Even the bible is against it.

What's marriage without trust?

If na joke stop am!

...Heart of King David and romance of King Solomon...

I love that.

If you have the guts, trail him the next time. Find out his place of abode, get a gun, go shoot his ball off( just one ball). Otherwise let time heal the wound, but avoid him like plague.

Pele!

IAMBREEZY:
Good you broke up the relationship, the bítch ain't appreciateful and if you marry her, it's gonna be worse.

You can say that again.

tradepunter:
She nuh get papa?? Nijia girls are hungry hyenas,so guys watch out.

Nigerian parents be like. ' you are 21 now and you have younger ones, look for a man that will assume your responsibilities'

I think that's what happens to some of them

amokeme:
eyah... pele (sorry)

It's all story now, another once upon a time.

ogaprime:
Shit happens bro...btw, isn't that your moooonicker??

It is bro, and they certainly do happen.
Guess we shouldn't eat roasted yam if we are not ready to handle the mess.

Zohan:
I witnessed similar stuff on feb 14. Went to buy ice cream at one of the restaurants here. So, i decided to relax and enjoy the ac you know, to pass time... Then it happened. Two cute lovers were at the next table. The guy gave the gurl a box that was well wrapped and the girl was like, woooow, baby i love yoooou and all sort of sweet nothings... And he told her to open it up. See rush ehh.. You need to see the look on her face Immediately she unwrapped the box. The guy was shocked o. All that "baby i love you bla bla bla" died immediately. Okay, now you can imagine. The guy bought one of those very expensive Hp Envy Laptops for the gurl. And all she had to say was that she wanted an iPad. What foolishness. Lawd!!. The guy's mood just dropped... What happened next was history... And that was it. What's an iPad compared to a hp envy laptop? Some Ladies can be sooo daft ehn. Mtchew

Well, was fortunate mine didn't happen in public view. Gosh! I would have just burrowed into the ground.

cirmuell:
what was her gift to you before you bought her the notebook?

Be free to guess, you know their usual way. Something small they will always pretend is personal.

Can't really remember, I think a towel set, or a pair of cufflinks or a packet shirt the type u only wear just to make her happy. Definitely one of those.