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Health › Re: Scientists Find Aggressive New HIV Strain ( Seems Confined To West Africa) by shizzle11(m): 3:13pm On Dec 05, 2013
we are talking about getting a cure for HIV and suddenly, an 'aggressive' version of the scourge is discovered in West Africa.

Baba Goddey whyyyyyyyy?
Christianity Etc › Re: Rev. Omolade's Response To Okotie's Catholic Statement by shizzle11(m): 2:57pm On Dec 05, 2013
POPE II: Click like if you are proudly Catholic.

#TeamCatholic
#Teamheaven
GOD BLESS THE ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH cool
Phones › Re: The Untimely Death Of Airtel Nigeria. by shizzle11(m): 10:06am On Dec 05, 2013
if you are still in love with Airtel, please click like
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Have To "DEMAND" For Sex?!!! by shizzle11(m): 1:18pm On Dec 04, 2013
wonder why its so difficult for some people to come to terms with this. Just as it's normal for girls to demand for money from their guys, its equally normal for guys to demand for sex from their guys. Simples
Romance › Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by shizzle11(m): 11:17am On Dec 04, 2013
martronilla: ur too foolish to understand that statement...
gringrin
Romance › Re: I Washed My Girl Friend's Undies, Is Anything Wrong With That? by shizzle11(m): 9:14am On Dec 04, 2013
Enahi: Yuck you are so disgusting. U make me want to puke.
lynpetra: Damn! your gurl is dirrty
tongue

gringringrin
Romance › Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by shizzle11(m): 6:05am On Dec 04, 2013
HisRib: I don't know.
what that your friend did was risky. What if the guy accused her of wanting to do ritual or something fetish with his sperm?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Choose Between Me And Arsenal! - Wife by shizzle11(m): 6:00am On Dec 04, 2013
My question for the op, are you marrying her or she' s marrying you?

like wtf? did she pay the house rent or she bought the house?

please please please, kindly remove that part you said she locked you out. Its plain annoying, what nonsense? angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Choose Between Me And Arsenal! - Wife by shizzle11(m): 5:54am On Dec 04, 2013
Stegomiah: And does it make the club a less better team? You did not answer that part. Go down history lane, and mention a club without its own run of trophyless spell. And thats the more reason y i said you know notin bout football. The Op has been supporting the club when it was good; trophy wise and now that it does not look so good. Its all about passion, thats my point.
Why would you say she knows nothing about football. Is it becos stated stated the obvious. FYI, the success of a club is measured in the number of silver wares it has in its trophy room.

And for the bolded, its an emphatic YES!
Romance › Re: I Washed My Girl Friend's Undies, Is Anything Wrong With That? by shizzle11(m): 5:41am On Dec 04, 2013
Keziehenry: my reason of doing dat is just to let the world know dat if you can wash her kingdom with ur mouth,then nothing is wrong with washing her undies as i did.
smdh
Romance › Re: Guy friend gets mad after I told him that I Will Paid For Dinner by shizzle11(m): 5:38am On Dec 04, 2013
For you to offer to pay for the dinner you both had, that speaks well of you. Your type may not necessarily be a burden or a parasite, we don't get to see such gestures so often, very very rare.

Well for the guy, he is just trying to form Mr nice and caring guy. You know when you're in the early stages of a r/ ship, as a guy, you'll like to impress the girl and make her feel loved. But that was unnecessary, since you offered to pay, he should have just it be.

But again, he may have though that you were trying to 'test' him to see what his reaction would be cos some girls are known to always come up with some really crazy and silly tactics.
Romance › Re: She Is Seriously Tempting Me by shizzle11(m): 4:51am On Dec 04, 2013
If you look down on a naija teenager, then God help you.
you see them begging their male friends to transfer blue films to their phones and you think they don't already know what you know.

Girls nowadays compared to their male folks are well ahead of their age, they mature quickly both mentally and physically. See a 17 year old on the way and you' all think she is 21-22.

Under rate these teenagers at your own risk.

BTW, how are we even sure the girl in question has not tasted/ been tasting joysticks before. The op just gave us his experience as a slacker, how can we tell that she has not been bleeped before by a sharper guy?
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Good For Christian Couples To Have Oral Or Anal Sex? by shizzle11(m): 4:27am On Dec 04, 2013
What exactly do they enjoy in an.al sex?

with its attendant health risks involved. Nonsense! angry

When I have a juicy, succulent, and wet puccy staring at me, and saying to my eager joystick "baby pounce on me". grin
Celebrities › Re: T-Billz Destroys Photographer's Camera At Sound Sultan's Birthday Party by shizzle11(m): 1:31pm On Dec 03, 2013
Greaaat: We all knows him cool
English 'haff' suffered. ; D
Romance › Re: 9 Reasons Why Many Girls Will End Up Singles For Life by shizzle11(m): 1:41am On Dec 03, 2013
There's definitely a lot of things to take home from this post whether it is stale or not. More like a reminder.
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Have To "DEMAND" For Sex?!!! by shizzle11(m): 1:08am On Dec 03, 2013
^gringrin
Romance › Re: REVEALED: How Nigerian Businessman, Taiwo Jamani, Was Killed Over Affair With Ma by shizzle11(m): 12:55am On Dec 03, 2013
Hmmm. Oga'o!
The three names mentioned above all have something in common.

Aren't they also 'revered' for promiscuity and very fetish?
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Abroad Prefer Marrying From Home? - Why? by shizzle11(m):
ogugua88: It's hard finding a Nigerian woman abroad. There are millions of Nigerian girls, but seldom can you find a woman. Language? They can't speak. Food? They can't cook. Basic Nigerian values? They don't have I'm not generalizing. As a woman, I am telling you that there are some Nigerian "women" who embarrass the hell out of me.

However, the same goes for their male counterparts. Some Nigerian boys complain, they're arrogant, and they do try to be controlling (I'm speaking from experience). I still like to believe that people can be in a loving relationship without one party needing to control the other.

It's not just men that go home anyway, although they do it more. A friend of mine, her fiancé is in Nigeria and will be joining her here soon for marriage.

To each his or her own really. They can marry whoever they like. They'll jam many of the same obstacles they jam here at home. grin
Ogugua, you are a true daughter of your father for this comment. make I kuku speak broken 'na your papa born you joor'. grin

Loretta, this was what I meant when I told you you already have the answer, ( emphasis on the bolded) and I was about to expatiate before I came across Oguagua' s comment, am happy she saved me the energy to explain, besides I'm glad its coming from a fellow woman like you from her experiences gathered over there, so you should relate more easily with that.

Adaobi also gave a couple of insights as to why its so and from her' s, you can see that majority of the women affected over there are the creator of their problems.
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Person Who Is Older Than You? by shizzle11(m): 8:23pm On Dec 02, 2013
Godwin978: y did u stop? Or ve u repeanted?all are d same
the first was my girl fried in secondary school. She was older than me both in class and age.
The second I met during my service year in NYSC, we were both corpers.
Have dated a couple of my age mates too.

yes, I have repented on older girls ad not on girls generally.

Its about time I started looking for a young, pretty, educated and compatible girl to take home to mama cheesy
Romance › Re: See My Life Outside by shizzle11(m): 8:00pm On Dec 02, 2013
op, she' s just one those plenty girls out there, make sure she remains your ex and move on
Romance › Re: Can You Be The Bestman For Your Younger Brother's Wedding?? Please Advice! by shizzle11(m): 7:48pm On Dec 02, 2013
uboma: Why duplicate this thread when you created same under the family section yesterday and we all commented? SMH
Romance › Re: Can You Be The Bestman For Your Younger Brother's Wedding?? Please Advice! by shizzle11(m): 7:22pm On Dec 02, 2013
uboma: Why duplicate this thread when you created same under the family section yesterday and we all commented? SMH
really? and I actually wasted my time talking to him angry
Romance › Re: Can You Be The Bestman For Your Younger Brother's Wedding?? Please Advice! by shizzle11(m): 6:23pm On Dec 02, 2013
There's absolutely nothing wrong with it. You probably feel this way cos you are older than him, but you aware still single and certainly young too, so being older is immaterial.

Turn your reservations to your benefit. On the wedding day, look out for an eligible spinster and hit it off from there.

Weddings are known to be fertile grounds for 'searching' and I'm sure since your younger brother is getting married, you will want to join him soon.

But wait a minute! did you just say he is 24 and the girl 20huh
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Person Who Is Older Than You? by shizzle11(m): 5:44pm On Dec 02, 2013
Yes! I dated quite a number of them, but not anymore >smiley
Romance › Re: Strike Notice From Boyfriends Association Of Nigeria by shizzle11(m): 5:40pm On Dec 02, 2013
Sparklingheart: If u guys are planning nt 2 give us money 4 brazilian hair, d latest wears and d latest shoes with matchin bags 4 d xmas u guys must b joking i repeat, u guys must b jokin... If their should b any strike, it hv 2 start by 5th jan 2014 and end by 12th feb 2014 against val... Am very serious... Don't try my patience
Romance › Re: Strike Notice From Boyfriends Association Of Nigeria by shizzle11(m): 5:39pm On Dec 02, 2013
Sparklingheart: If u guys are planning nt 2 give us money 4 brazilian hair, d latest wears and d latest shoes with matchin bags 4 d xmas u guys must b joking i repeat, u guys must b jokin... If their should b any strike, it hv 2 start by 5th jan 2014 and end by 12th feb 2014 against val... Am very serious... Don't try my patience
LWKMD! this gal don provoke.

Like seriously, quite a number of girls are largely dependent on boyfriends
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Abroad Prefer Marrying From Home? - Why? by shizzle11(m): 5:19pm On Dec 02, 2013
lorretta u: Might be a generalization,but has anyone else noticed such too?
I wonder if there's anything wrong with Nigerian women abroad. The men keep trooping home to marry.Many ladies I know who got married recently married men that came from abroad.
I asked one ersthwhile suitor why he wanted to marry me even though he didn't know me well enough. He said:
no matter how you are,as long as you were raised in a Nigerian home,you can't be as bad as the girls over here. You need to see what they are doing. None of them is wife material. They can't cook, disrespectful, wild, unsubmissive undecided , bla bla bla.''

That's unfair!
Imagine being on the phone with my girlfriend that lives in UK next thing she says:
'LoLo I'm coming back finally'
And I'm like
'why?'
Hmm- she exhales
'There are no husbands here. I'll come back when I'm married'
shocked is it that bad?
Guys abroad over to you. What's your complaint? Let's settle this matter once and for all smiley
look no further, the bolded is the answer.

And if you Loretta look at deeply, you' all understand why its so
Fashion › Re: Kcee And Marian Kekurah On The Cover Of House Of Maliq by shizzle11(m): 4:50pm On Dec 02, 2013
they both look adorable.
Romance › Re: Am I Naive, In Love Or Outrightly Stupid? by shizzle11(m): 4:34pm On Dec 02, 2013
op don't mind all those typing fourthet, fifted, fainted, painted and what have you. The most recent analysis from a research on dating says that being a side chic is recommended cos it improves the neuroplamine level in women and makes them happier in future particularly among women in your age bracket. angry
Romance › Re: She Is Seriously Tempting Me by shizzle11(m): 4:18pm On Dec 02, 2013
guy forget about those end time apostles telling you girl is sick, possessed, blah blah.

she's just one of those many teens who do things ahead of their time, adventurous and bold and probably has high libido. look how she keeps accosting and harassing you, what other invitation d' yu need? like seriously you' re ffing up big time. This is 2013. Do the needful, else you may regret it. I' m speaking from experience.
Romance › Re: She Is Seriously Tempting Me by shizzle11(m): 4:01pm On Dec 02, 2013
jisos kraist!

talk about punny being offered on a platter of gold. No stress, no hassles,....I mean on a bleeping platter.

nigga dafuq is wrong with youthuh

Begin to chop that punny as soon as possible else she'll see you as some slack, and if you fail to use your chances, one day she'll change her mind on you, by then you will look for her but she'll call your bluff.

I am vexing.
Romance › Re: Kemi Omololu-olunloyo "Nigerian Men stink and are very dirty" by shizzle11(m): 3:09pm On Dec 02, 2013
alutacontinua: Don't you just like it when a lady works up Nairaland guys like thishuh grin grin cheesy











But seriously though, most Naija guys' body odour na dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee lipsrsealed lipsrsealed tongue grin
what are you on abouthuh

so you like it when a deranged brain goes about and spew garbage? smh!
The body odour from a naija girls body will even kill more mosquitos than even the strongest insecticide.

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