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PoliticsRe: Wike Don Provoke Rivers People Ooo by Shokoloko(f): 2:57pm On Feb 24, 2023
wegevv:
Dear Obidients. I would again strongly advice you to stay away from nairaland on this last day before the election. This place remains infested with hired promoters like the above to make you believe that APC's win is inevitable and mess with your psyche.

That is a lie. The fact that APC has given us the worst Federal Government in the history of our country is inarguable. Even the paid propagandist and sadistic APC supporters don't try to argue this fact. And it was the current APC candidate that masterminded it all.

Instead go and spend time with your family and friends. Walk down your street and engage a stranger. Call your relatives in the village. You will find that most Nigerians have completely rejected APC and their candidate.

The truth is many of the hired promoters posting here will also reject APC on election day. Times are hard due to this APC government so they are just hustling to feed their families

Better days are coming. Vote Obi ❤️
I agree
PoliticsRe: Wike Don Provoke Rivers People Ooo by Shokoloko(f): 2:56pm On Feb 24, 2023
wegevv:
Dear Obidients. I would again strongly advice you to stay away from nairaland on this last day before the election. This place remains infested with hired promoters like the above to make you believe that APC's win is inevitable and mess with your psyche.

That is a lie. The fact that APC has given us the worst Federal Government in the history of our country is inarguable. Even the paid propagandist and sadistic APC supporters don't try to argue this fact. And it was the current APC candidate that masterminded it all.

Instead go and spend time with your family and friends. Walk down your street and engage a stranger. Call your relatives in the village. You will find that most Nigerians have completely rejected APC and their candidate.

The truth is many of the hired promoters posting here will also reject APC on election day. Times are hard due to this APC government so they are just hustling to feed their families

Better days are coming. Vote Obi ❤️
I agree
CelebritiesRe: Child Pornography: R. Kelly Sentenced To 20 Years In Prison by Shokoloko(f): 3:50am On Feb 24, 2023
YoungLionken:
I am responsible for what I wrote, not what you understood from it. P for peace cool...
And I will repeat that the topic is about sexual crimes against MINORS
CelebritiesRe: Child Pornography: R. Kelly Sentenced To 20 Years In Prison by Shokoloko(f): 10:37pm On Feb 23, 2023
YoungLionken:
That's ten years in reality..

I'm not surprised if he was set up by a woman craving revenge. Because ordinarily, girls throw themselves at these celebrities..

Times without number, we've said that as a man with great destiny, beware of unguarded sexual misbehaviors with women. Women have destroyed great men in the past, not once or twice, you won't be different. Be warned!!

Meanwhile😝...
No women are involved here. The crime was against MINORS. Minors are children, not adult women
FamilyRe: I Feel So Bad That My Wife Didn't Tell Me She Is Pregnant by Shokoloko(f): 4:18pm On Feb 21, 2023
Just placing this here so people advising know the genesis of the problem

PoliticsRe: Nigerians In Diaspora Arrives The Country To Cast Their Votes by Shokoloko(f): 10:36pm On Feb 20, 2023
laivwire:
wasteful expense of money and CO2 emissions.
It's not wasteful.
Unlike Nigeria where it's difficult to take a vacation, those in diaspora are encouraged by employers to go on vacation.
And guess what? Nigeria qualifies as a destination
PoliticsRe: Labour Party Has 80% Of Party Agents. Says Volunteers Will Help Out by Shokoloko(f): 3:38pm On Feb 20, 2023
Urchinpainer:
Obidients don't need a single party agent to monitor our votes. We go dey there till it's uploaded!
Lol, I expected this. My group has arranged for three buses with bags and bottles of water for the polling units in our area. We are not taking chances.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians In Diaspora Arrives The Country To Cast Their Votes by Shokoloko(f): 1:04pm On Feb 20, 2023
highchief1:
these are the ppl doing the fake online polls.I’m abroad nobody including Peter obi relatives can afford to book a ticket just to caste one vote.Nobody can even fly from Lagos to anambra for Obi.Una know how much ticket be?Funny ppl.
Bro, I haven't seen extended family in 4 years. I was to come for a visit in June but moved it back to February in order to vote.
Moving flight dates is not cheap. Many people did not return for Christmas because they decided to come in before elections.
If you are really abroad I am sure flying in to vote should not be too difficult. Some airlines offer payment plans.
PoliticsRe: Naira Didn't Devalued Nor Inflilated As Nigerian Were Believed. by Shokoloko(f): 2:54pm On Feb 19, 2023
oladeebo:
Nigerian were ignorance of their resources, believed that it was inflation that eat up the denominations in circulation is deceive and lie.
There is no where in the world were 5Naira worth anything. Change 5 Naira in to $ and see if it can buy anything in American market.
CBN have been violated rule and regulations long time in Nigeria, how can 12 denominations reduced to only seven at the watch of CBN....eg where are 1, 5, 10, 25, 50kobo
Where are #1and #2
And what is the implication of these in our economy and welfare of the people.
Without #1 and #2 how can we transact fairly and without cheating.
Do you want to tell me that there is no commodity worth 1,2,3,4 naira also
6,7,8,9 etc
The purchasing power of Naria is higher than any currency in the world, only the ignorance killing Nigerian.
CBN must reintroduced the denominations withdrew from circulation.
Dear Oladebo, the English ........ I was going to quickly read through a few topics in Nairaland, but having reached your grammatically stressful write-up, I will have to go to church and return later to read this. Na wa
PoliticsRe: "River Will Be Forest Of Joy" — Tinubu Gaffes At Rivers Campaign Rally (video) by Shokoloko(f): 5:22pm On Feb 16, 2023
forgiveness:
Illiterate!!!! Should have Google to find the meaning instead of disgracing yourselves in public.
In your screenshot the three titles are of publications.

Please show a screenshot that shows "forest of joy" as an expression that can be used in everyday English.

Simple things like these are the reasons why Nigerians are made to write IELTS even when we speak a "form" of English.
PoliticsRe: "River Will Be Forest Of Joy" — Tinubu Gaffes At Rivers Campaign Rally (video) by Shokoloko(f): 12:43pm On Feb 16, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Waldeslust - Joy of the Forest in Psychology means the forest of romantic imagination of a diverse biotype that is healthy, beautiful, and spiritual.
"Forest of joy" is different from "Joy of the Forest".
And joy of the Forest absolutely CANNOT be used in the context that Tinubu was discussing. Definitely not.
PoliticsRe: "River Will Be Forest Of Joy" — Tinubu Gaffes At Rivers Campaign Rally (video) by Shokoloko(f): 12:41pm On Feb 16, 2023
blabulu2000:
Prof. Wole Soyinka, Chinua achebe usually uses so. Mamy words that cannot be found in the dictionary

So we have "Unfriend" in the dictionary ?/ No....but in some of our social media .platform .we see the word " "Unfriend"
The word "Unfriend" was added to the Oxford and Webster's English dictionary in 2009.
Please check the version of dictionary that you have.
PoliticsRe: "River Will Be Forest Of Joy" — Tinubu Gaffes At Rivers Campaign Rally (video) by Shokoloko(f): 6:55pm On Feb 15, 2023
Fawazzz:
Forest of joy is commonly used expression.
Na wa o which one is gaffe again
Please be silent. I knew but I had to google to confirm.
There is no expression described as "forest of joy". It is a certified gaffe as he meant "fountain of joy".
FamilyRe: My Ten Years Of Marriage Is Falling Apart by Shokoloko(f): 1:09pm On Feb 12, 2023
GeorgWashinton:
I love my wife and wouldn't want her to leave me, how do I build back my home to how it was? I seriously need my wife by my side and the peace restored.
Everyone telling you to give up without a fight is speaking lies from the pit of hell. Everyone insulting your wife is speaking lies from the pit of hell because none of us know the true story.

This is a case where you must decide if you want to satisfy your ego as a man and follow some misguided comments or if you want to pursue the path of peace. Peace and ego do not go together.

You must find a way to remove fear and worry from your heart. Try not to to react to her or anyone's negative news. If she threatens divorce tell her "I love you enough to let you go".
Don't worry about disciplining her, you will do that after you have the marriage on track.
Work on yourself physically - important, spiritually, work on your peace. Do not bring a sidechick into the picture because a sidechick will complicate matters.
Also sometimes women stay with their spouses because they have not found another woman to hand over the man to - if you bring in a new woman you are not sure of marrying, your wife might wrongly feel you have someone who can handle the home front with you and that will hasten her departure.
Play with your kids, take them out for evening walks.

I want you to stop assuming that your wife is lying when she says you are not treating her right There is something called the 5 Love languages. If you do 200% of what is not your spouse's love language it makes no impact.

For example I know my husband's love language is gifts and physical touch, so when it's time for his birthday I start to save months ahead. My love language is acts of service and quality time. I have told my spouse not to bother with many gifts as they mean nothing to me. It's prefer that we are both in the kitchen, cooking together and gifting. What I understand here is that you are giving your wife 100% of your own love language and not her own love language that is why or seems like she is lying.
PoliticsRe: See Crowd As Alaba International Market Welcomes Peter Obi On A Short Notice! by Shokoloko(f): 3:29am On Feb 12, 2023
CoronaVirusRelo:
That market will be privatized soon.

They should all make sure Peter wins!


Cos if he doesn’t win, 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Please stop making bogus claims. There are no plans to privatize the market
PoliticsRe: Ijaw National Congress Denies Endorsing Obi by Shokoloko(f): 3:25am On Feb 12, 2023
CoronaVirusRelo:
The Churches endorsing him are doing for business purpose. Investigation has it that tithes and offering increased by 20% after Peter visited a church
Source?
PropertiesRe: At What Age Did You Purchase Your First Land by Shokoloko(f): 1:53am On Feb 11, 2023
Prettygirl200:
I bought mine at age 15 undecided
Your parents gave you the money, lol. God bless your parents.
PropertiesRe: At What Age Did You Purchase Your First Land by Shokoloko(f): 3:52pm On Feb 10, 2023
oxiide22:
can you help am with 50k
I'm sorry, unfortunately I don't have any job/project you can do at the moment to enable me pay you 50k.
I'll keep you in mind if any comes up but hopefully by then you'd have a better flow of income.
PropertiesRe: At What Age Did You Purchase Your First Land by Shokoloko(f): 11:39am On Feb 09, 2023
24, in PH. Landed a good job one year after schooling and saved meticulously.
EducationRe: Oshiomole "Go And Die" Video Resurfaces by Shokoloko(f): 2:50pm On Feb 04, 2023
derecho:
Arrogant Oshiomole forgot how Edo people helped him reclaim his mandate and soon became a tyrant.

He disappointed the downtrodden who were deceived by his "cash-and-carry" activism in NLC.

He lived large and stole Edo blind. Many Uniben prostitutes, I'm told, know the size and color of his manhood. Very reckless a man masquerading in Khaki
Need I tell you his investment in Cape Verde?

Below is a clip of his inhumane treatment of a widow.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hI8jdZ33Zs
Very sad
PoliticsRe: “shut Up! Let Me Say My Mind”~ Tinubu To The Members Of His Party. by Shokoloko(f): 12:09pm On Feb 02, 2023
Newspopng:
https://youtube.com/shorts/Y0KEZ8iGydA?feature=share
What kind of person is this?
Has regard for neither opposition and same party members.
FamilyRe: I Haven't Seen My Daughter Simce 2021��� by Shokoloko(f): 11:01am On Feb 02, 2023
Ngozey:
I want visitation rights 😭😭😭
In Nigeria, rights come with money which you don't have.
You are focusing on the wrong thing.
You are wishing, and wishing cannot help you now.

Use this pain and anger to propel yourself to greater heights so that when you finally decide to take your daughter, she will not be ashamed of you.
FamilyRe: I Haven't Seen My Daughter Simce 2021��� by Shokoloko(f): 1:38am On Feb 02, 2023
Ngozey:
Hello guys please help me out , my siser husband brother impregnated me 😢😭 i gve birth in october2020, i have only breastfed her👩‍👦 😔😟🙁😥 for 6 months before my sister sent me back to the village without my baby 😢😭😢😭, I have been in the villa since april 2021 and i havnt seen my baby again because my doesn't want me to visit them. I missed her so much i dont even know what she looks like now , i really want her back and i strongly believe my sister is suffering her because she always use to refer her as a bad luck 😭😭😭. I missed her so much and I desperately want her back. 😩 what should I do to have my baby back please help me out 😭😭😭🙏
You don't have wnough to take care of yourself?
You don't have money to take care of your daughter?
You don't have money for a làwyer?
So you want to take away this baby from a stable home and provide her with what?

You do not need to see her right now.
Go and find your feet and come back for her when you have something to offer.
There is a reason why Moses' mother allowed him drift away in thr Nile to be raised up by a princess of Egypt.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Will Win, What Scares Me Is, I Don't Know Anything About Him- Dogara by Shokoloko(f): 1:25am On Feb 02, 2023
Bpower007:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Spj5vPqgpK4
Who exactly is Dagorah?
We don't have a former speaker called Dagorah.
FamilyRe: Why Do I Keep Dreaming About My Secondary School Life by Shokoloko(f): 10:40pm On Jan 31, 2023
Keeff:
I found myself dreaming of my secondary school days and it's not as a result of me thinking of putting it in mind before sleep because I rarely think about my Secondary school life. This is a school I finished from more than a decade ago and it has become more frequent lately like having those dreams 3 times in a week in the last 2years now and it's starting to eat me up. I'm doing relatively okay that I can feed my family and still have a little to give out to needy friends and family but not as okay I would have loved to be and the second thing is I always blame my secondary school for some of the wrong choices that limited my life progress till now.
This happened to me for 10 long years. Another was I would always dream of having my teeth fall out.

I don't know why this happened. But I will tell you what I did to end it.
First off, show no fear: do not allow yourself to worry about it.
Whenever I woke up from a dream of returning back to school, I would close me eyes for 5 minutes, go back to that school, Imagine that I was saying good bye to my schoolmates, and imagine myself walk into the next phase of my life.

One night I had a dream where we were all taking exams in secondary school: In that dream, I finished the exam, stood up, told the class that I was finished and I knew I had passed the exam and would not be returning again. That was the last time I returned to secondary school in my dream.
About my teeth falling out. Whenever I woke up crying because my teeth had fallen off in the dream, I would look at the mirror and look at my teeth and say "falling teeth means excess cash".

Of course we all know that falling teeth is not excess cash but I made myself believe it by saying it daily until one day the dream changed from falling teeth to excess cash.

Life and death is in the power of the tongue. If you decide that your dream is showing you a limitation you will be limited. If you decide that your dream is an indication of divine repair going on in your youth, it will be as you have decided.
RomanceRe: Why Unmarried Ladies Must Have A Child Before 30 - Relationship Expert (pic/vid) by Shokoloko(f): 4:58pm On Jan 27, 2023
officialwdhtv:
The Rate Of Infertility In Nigeria Is Alarming! - Why unmarried ladies must have a child before clocking 30years - Relationship Expert

Do you agree with her? Take a listen!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBXgmckJr0w
No, No, No.
Not 30 but 40.
At 40 you should have put away a tidy sum not birthing a child to come and suffer
FamilyRe: I Sold My Husband’s House And Relocated To The USA by Shokoloko(f): 11:16am On Jan 24, 2023
TWoods:
you cannot simply file adjustment of status just because you want to. You have to be on a valid visa to do that…
You are absolutely right. I did not want to mention that option in a forum like this..
FamilyRe: I Sold My Husband’s House And Relocated To The USA by Shokoloko(f): 4:07am On Jan 24, 2023
TWoods:
Makes no sense. She got a visitors visa and has condemned her kids to illegal immigrant status in the US?
There is something called filing for an adjustment of status.
They do not have to remain illegal for more than 5 years if she follows the footsteps of others who succeeded.
PoliticsRe: Pictures And Videos Of Peter Obi Presidential Rally In Katsina State by Shokoloko(f): 9:04pm On Jan 23, 2023
[quote author=effort1 post=120319752][/quote]You are not smart yourself.
If you had a little bit of wisdom - just a tiny bit, you would know that I want obidients to put in more effort so that Obi wins.
How is Obi going to win if his supporters don't put in more effort?
That didn't cross your mind?
I didnt expect it to.
You are part of the people that make Immigration bodies force Nigerians to write IELTS up and down.

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