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HealthRe: Help: I Had A Premature Delivery by Shokoloko(f): 7:09pm On May 11, 2021
marianneada:
Good day my fellow Nairalanders,

Please be patient and read my long post and forgive my grammatical errors, my name is Ada Marianne, i need your help my fellow Nairalanders, i have seen a lot of cases where nairalanders helped fellow nairalanders in distress, i never knew a day will come when i will solicit for people's help online, i'm an old nairalander, my profile can be verified to confirm this, i used to write stories here on nairaland, some of my stories made Frontpage here few years ago, i paused writing stories here because of family and work pressure.

I had a premature baby delivery on February due to the shock i experienced as a result of the stroke my mom suffered on February, my mom suffered a stroke as a result of my dad's sudden death on November 2019, since my dad's death my mom hasn't gotten over the shock of his death, due to the fact that we lost our dad not so long ago i entered shock because i was scared i might lose my mom also, i was rushed to the hospital where the doctors tried their best to stop my premature labor but they couldn't so i delivered the baby prematurely at 6 months plus, the baby spent 3 months in the incubator, we spent all our savings on my mom's stroke treatment, the baby's hospital deposits, blood transfusions, scans, x-rays and drugs, the baby has been discharged and our bill is six hundred and sixty thousand naira and we don't have any money left on us, please nairalanders help me raise the hospital bill so i can take my baby home as the condition where the hospital keeps discharged mother and child that couldn't pay their bill is not good for a new born baby that was delivered prematurely, most babies kept there relapse after some time and get infections because the doctors and nurses no longer care for or attend to the baby, we are not allowed to boil hot water and there are no bed or mosquito nets, we sleep on a bench, please my nairaland family please assist me, i have seen this great Nairaland family assist people in distress in the past, this is not a scam attempt, i can be called on WhatsApp video call so you can see me and the baby in the hospital, callers can also speak to the hospital doctors and nurses on WhatsApp video call to confirm my story, nairalanders based in Onitsha Anambra state and environs can visit me in the hospital and see me and the baby and confirm my story, my God will bless you as you help.

I can be reached on call and WhatsApp via: 08119012140
Hi there, Kindly attach hospital receipts
TravelRe: Heavy Traffic In Port-Harcourt As Residents Scramble To Beat Curfew (Video) by Shokoloko(f): 1:11am On May 11, 2021
Crunchyg2:
Hello everyone, please I plan of opening a POS centre, I have processed a POS machine which have been delivered to me and also printed banners and secured a place where I can do my POS business but the problem is I don't have enough money left with me to start this business immediately that is why I am coming to the good people of nairaland. I am in need of someone that will invest 50k and get 5k interest every month or 100k and get 10k interest every month for as many months the money is invested in the business and anytime the person needs his initial money he can take it back only that he will give a month notice. I am ready to provide any collateral you need and ready to prepare an agreement and sign. Please any interested person should hit me up on whatsapp. My number is below on my signature. I am in Lagos incase you want a physical meeting. Thanks
Well done, you may want to speak to an agent of Chinmark Group since you already have a collateral.
BusinessRe: Have You Mistakenly Credited A Bank Account Before? Share Your Experience by Shokoloko(f):
Alexgman1:
Have u at any point due to hurrying or mistake on your part sent airtime to the wrong number or credited the wrong bank account?
If yes, was the receiver kind enough to send it back? Share your experience.
Yes, when I was a cashier in the bank. I am a southerner but anytime that we cashiers mistakenly credited money into the account of a southerner, we would weep hot tears, because 99% of the time we had to pay with our salary _ I should have put 100% because I cannot remember ever recovering money from a southerner.

On the other hand if the credit was made to a northerner's account, If we could find a Hausa-speaking colleague there was a 50 percent chance of recovering that money.

Till date I have sleepless nights whenever I have to do business with my fellow southerners. My main business partner is from the west ( I cannot vouch for other westerners though, maybe he is honest because he is an elderly man) and I am sure of his integrity
PoliticsRe: Aranmolate Ayobami: ‘We Treated 15 Lekki Tollgate Shooting Victims’ by Shokoloko(f): 6:06pm On May 09, 2021
Vaughanlanrewaj:
Then you completely misunderstood the context. The issue is that the whole issue has been so exaggerated deliberately to destroy Lagos and every trace of lie must be exposed. The issue is actually about 78 allegedly claimed to be dead at the soldiers bullets. Those shot if they exist can be questioned and a witness of truth should give nothing but the whole truth except it is the usual lies by the media.
Those shot could have been shot elsewhere and that's why the ballistic evidence must be provided along with statements on oath.
I know some people are disappointed even at seeing 15, in their mind, the number should be 115 sef but just trying to hide their disappointment and suggest that anyone querying the number is out of order after the several lies and fake news creatives that followed this incident has been exposed as lies and cover to destroy Lagos by the IPOB terrorists .
I now understand where you are coming from. Now I saw the tweet where 78 people were supposedly shot and killed. Did you notice that twitter handle was false and was not the real handle of DJ Switch?

Did you notice that the lady DJ came our and ask people to ignore the false tweet from a fake handle. And said she saw about 16 shot?
So if the DJ and the Nigerian government say the number 78 is false then we are looking for proof of 16 persons shot and at least two dead. Sanwo Olu confirmed one.

I like our discussion and would be very interested in understanding why you believe IPOB has a mandate to destroy Lagos.
PoliticsRe: Aranmolate Ayobami: ‘We Treated 15 Lekki Tollgate Shooting Victims’ by Shokoloko(f): 5:37pm On May 09, 2021
Vaughanlanrewaj:
Please keep your assumptions sir. I don't know where in the report you saw 5 people fatality. Till date, no single death has been proven to have arisen from the alleged shooting at Lekki and that's why I am glad the inquiry has reached this stage. Let whoever come to give evidence do so on oath . All those dead bodies loaded in hilux vans and flying around during the incident must be proven.
The doctor named seven people and hemlines is saying that seven names are not enough. And I asked if they named only 5 people is it not as bad as naming 100people.

Even if no one died, are the people who were shot and wounded (not dead) of less value
BusinessRe: Government Money Wrongly Sent To An Individual Account. Advise? by Shokoloko(f):
Most Nigerians are criminals yet you blame the government

The government is a reflection of you all.

Most of you are thieves. So your mum saw her children stealing and did not caution them and yet you are complaining that politicians are stealing your birth right?

What sort of mother is that?

And in your poverty stricken minds the best things you could have used the money was for phones. You see why the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. Because the poor want to flex.

If you kept it or used it to start a business you could have been able to pay back over time. How much will your phone cost if you have to resell it to pay.

Pray that Sarah/Evelyn is not an evil person. It will not cost her more than 100k to find you or your mom and return you both in body bags. I worked over a decade in a bank and yes, some Bankers will go that length.
PoliticsRe: Aranmolate Ayobami: ‘We Treated 15 Lekki Tollgate Shooting Victims’ by Shokoloko(f): 5:24pm On May 09, 2021
Vaughanlanrewaj:
Stop blackmailing with this form of rhetoric. He is asking why the opacity or mischief in revealing the whole fact. If those other people exist why not disclose their identity and what if those shot were not actually shot at Lekki? Thank God the inquiry has reached this stage. Anyone who lie on oath will be prosecuted.
Since when did the death of seven people become blackmail.

Let's assume that only 5 people were killed and named. Only five people. Does it make the situation better?

Keep your "what ifs" and let the courts decide that
BusinessRe: Government Money Wrongly Sent To An Individual Account. Advise? by Shokoloko(f): 5:20pm On May 09, 2021
seankafor:
Na myfault say you do mistake transfer money to my account?
What if I have been praying and fasting for it?

Oga you and your mum should use the remaining money and get a lawyer standby.
It's their fuckups and nothing concerns you..

No be everybody be gentle man to return money mistakenly sent to his account
Few lawyers will want to be involved in defending this criminal family.
PoliticsRe: Aranmolate Ayobami: ‘We Treated 15 Lekki Tollgate Shooting Victims’ by Shokoloko(f): 5:16pm On May 09, 2021
helinues:
We have read this severally..

Why the repetition?

Out of the said 15 victims, na only 7 get names....How about the remaining 8 victims
Are the seven people not human beings?
CelebritiesRe: Grace To Grass: The Sad Story Of Suzy Perez (photos) by Shokoloko(f): 2:12am On May 09, 2021
The once beautiful and magnificent supermodel has been found alive on the street of America and battling several mental and physical illnesses such as depression, bipolar disorder, and schizophreni a. No one knows of her family.
Read More: https://www.cuzideas.com/the-sad-story-of-suzy-perez
CelebritiesRe: Grace To Grass: The Sad Story Of Suzy Perez (photos) by Shokoloko(f): 2:10am On May 09, 2021
FarahAideed:
Avoid Crack
Suzzy’s world shattered the day she signed a huge deal to work with an Italian modeling agency. Stories circulating within the media space reveals that, while under contract with the agency, she was raped, tortured, molested and drugged on a daily basis till her contract run out when she disappeared and was never heard of again.
Read More: https://www.cuzideas.com/the-sad-story-of-suzy-perez
RomanceRe: . by Shokoloko(f): 1:59am On May 09, 2021
Dajugba:
Dating most Nigeria ladies at the offshore of Nigeria is rigorous.

* They don't care to invest in the relationship
* 95% of these ladies feel they are doing you favour to date you.
* They are perfectionist
* They don't accept their wrong
* They would bully you emotionally
* Most just want kids for the fear of old age, not intending to be under any man as help mate (head).

Most of these ladies have the mentality you are hanging around them because they are in diaspora, and you want to use them to cash out.

It usually doesn't end well, rather go for the white ladies if you want to date, or date other Africa ladies are not self entitled.

Speaking out of experience. Most are not even as Christian as claimed. They just want someone they can always manipulate emotionally, and once they know you understand how to be in control of them mentally, and emotionally they break your heart when least expected.
You apparently have no knowledge of white women and how racially superior they feel.

You think they are foolish? Of course they know they are doing the black guy a favour.
RomanceRe: This happened betwen me and a Single Mother by Shokoloko(f): 1:49am On May 09, 2021
Escabado:
was dating a single mother , she was cool during our dating time . But the issue was that she comes with lots of responsibility and her child feeding money and all that . Now I advice this lady to go get a job or open a business to enable her provide for her self and her child , she picked offence and got angry .did I do wrong by advicing her to get a job ? Now she told me her mother is taking her for constant prayer program for her to pray so that God will give her a caring man that will marry her and I ask her at this point in her life is it a man she needs or a job or a business that can sustain her and her child.

Instead of getting a job or opening up a business , she is busy going from one prayer to the other praying to get caring man. What sort of Lazy mopic mentality does our Nigerian girls really have

Who else have noticed Nigerian girls see it as an insult if you tell them to go get a job or business that can better there life.

Anyway I broke up with her because she wasn't making plans that can better her life financially . I know finally she may end up been a street olosho. Is man a bank ?
I don't know why you have interest in Nigerian girls who dont want to get a job or start a business.

Please change your mindset and change your circle.

I think people should go on Linkedin for quality acquaintances
PoliticsRe: EndSARS: Witness Plays Video That Claims Army Shot Protesters At Lekki Toll Gate by Shokoloko(f): 11:00pm On May 08, 2021
uptimum123:
These EndSars miscreants are funny, they keep dishing out lies upon lies not knowing Nigerians are now wiser.

They planned to destabilise our dear Nation but God pass them... We've already moved on from this shenanigans, our focus now is dealing with all Ipob miscreants and their supporters including that cone flat headed albino fugitive of a terrorist.






Imagine...see the kinda people we harbouring, You think this is Nollywood abi


Spiiits on your fore head
No, the government focus should be Boko Haram
BusinessRe: Melinda Gates Is Now A Billionaire, After A Stock Transfer From Her Ex Husband by Shokoloko(f): 10:53pm On May 08, 2021
Blyzz:
Old timer.... You still in Warri?
grin grin left about a decade ago. Kuku ran away from the country.

You sef be Nairaland grandpa. 2011 is not a joke cheesy
FamilyRe: Should I Adopt My Fiancee's Son Legally? by Shokoloko(f): 2:23pm On May 08, 2021
Sirmuel1:
Her family. Her Mom
Her mom may be dead, ill, not inclined to care for a baby at this stage in her life, living in one of her children's home, out of the country.

Its wrong to produce a child and try to push the responsibility of training that child on others.
FamilyRe: Should I Adopt My Fiancee's Son Legally? by Shokoloko(f): 12:52pm On May 08, 2021
Sirmuel1:
but recently she came up with a suggestion of me adopting her son legally

I bet she said this after some rounds of sex cheesy

You better shun her the next time she brings such stupid suggestion. Infact, that Child should not live with you for now.
Please where should the four year old child live?
FamilyRe: Should I Adopt My Fiancee's Son Legally? by Shokoloko(f): 12:51pm On May 08, 2021
globalresource:
My brother. People here will give confusing advice cos most people are childish. But I see nothing wrong in doing that if you are capable

God bless u
It is not actually being childish. People advice others based on experience. If Mr. A's friend tried it and it did not turn out well Mr A will say "Do not adopt". If Ms B experienced it and it turned out well Ms B will say "Go ahead".
So it's not a childish character but rather life experiences that determines how people respond
FamilyRe: Should I Adopt My Fiancee's Son Legally? by Shokoloko(f): 12:36pm On May 08, 2021
Akv666:
Good day guys,

so I've been dating a single Mom for almost 4years now and we're ready to tie the knot, but recently she came up with a suggestion of me adopting her son legally. Her baby daddy has actually been irresponsible right from start, nigga last saw his son when he was 4months old and he hasn't even bought ordinary diaper for the boy right from when he was delivered. now I'm being skeptical about taking him up legally, please i need advice from you guys, no insult please
Do not put the cart before the horse

Dating is not marriage. If after 5 -7 years your marriage is satisfactory go ahead. You also want to know if the childs father will resurface after hearing his ex is now married. However this does not stop you from taking good care of the child
PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS:: Unknown Gunmen Attacks Odoro Station Killing Six Olopa by Shokoloko(f): 12:21pm On May 08, 2021
Waterysperm:
Unknown Gunmen in the early hours on Saturday attacked Odoro Ikpe Police station in Ini local Government in Akwa Ibom state and burnt down the police station and equally looted the whole armoury. Six Policemen were also killed.
source?
CrimeRe: Man who Totured The Girl In d Viral Video By Flogging Has Been Captured (video) by Shokoloko(f): 12:20pm On May 08, 2021
Ketchup and good acting
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Much Can I Use To Start Selling Fried Yam And Potatoes By The Roadside by Shokoloko(f): 9:27pm On May 07, 2021
bestabigaelever:
Small showglass-7k(used one on Jiji)
Bench-3500
Gas 3kg-3k(used one on Jiji)
Filling-#1200
Frying pot medium-3k
Small stew pot-1k
Yam-#1500
Potatoes-1k
Oil 5litre-4k
Pepper and it's accessories-1k
Ponmo-#500
Plantain-1k
Nylon-#500
Small Plates 1dozen-2k
Fork 1dozen-#600
Purewater 2bags-#340
Big umbrella-#9500
Umbrella holder from welder-5k
Medium speaker plus memory card-5k
Amazing.
BusinessRe: Melinda Gates Is Now A Billionaire, After A Stock Transfer From Her Ex Husband by Shokoloko(f): 6:37pm On May 07, 2021
wpadmin:
Marry a rich man and divorce him.... Cashout.

Marry an old man and make sure you get properties before he dies..... Cashout.
Marry a woman for green card - Cashout
CelebritiesRe: Davido’s New Lover, Mya Yafai Sends Warning To Chioma And His Other Baby Mamas by Shokoloko(f):
Ijawwomaninoyo:
She dropped out of Babcock University after failing 2x according to the students.
Which endorsement? The son's pampers endorsement was fake by Cubana.
She failed the N100m cooking show test cos they discovered she wasn't a qualified chef as she has been portraying herself. A sensible person should have then enrol in a catering school to be qualified for endorsements.
Person wen no fit pass for Babcock, na Harvard next?
Good points you raised. You forgot to mention the endorsement deals from Royal hair and Gino tomato paste and Deshapables and Miss petite and Dunes? You didnt mention those.
The diapers deal was not hers but Ifeanyi's
How much do you think she makes from Instagram? There are adverts running on her IG page.
And truly not everyone is academically inclined. Lots of brilliant third class students.
CelebritiesRe: Davido’s New Lover, Mya Yafai Sends Warning To Chioma And His Other Baby Mamas by Shokoloko(f): 8:29am On May 07, 2021
MrFlavvor:
She did. Her aunt used to lament about it to my uncle's wife (gossip partners). It actually caused issues between her and her dad but they're over it now
Thanks for confirming. I'm just happy she is making loads of money from her IG page and endorsements along with a generous child support allowance. If not it would have been a disaster.
CelebritiesRe: Davido’s New Lover, Mya Yafai Sends Warning To Chioma And His Other Baby Mamas by Shokoloko(f): 7:29pm On May 06, 2021
Amotolongbo:
Ya, she be Harvard University student
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CelebritiesRe: Davido’s New Lover, Mya Yafai Sends Warning To Chioma And His Other Baby Mamas by Shokoloko(f): 6:53pm On May 06, 2021
Amotolongbo:
I won’t feel bad, if I deserved being called such name.

Which kind of girl abandons her academics cos of a man?
What is the proof that she stopped going to school and did not switch to online mode for college or university. If she was schooling outside Nigeria she does not need to step into class one day.
CrimeRe: Fake Doctor Arrested For Trafficking Human Parts And Organs In Port Harcourt by Shokoloko(f): 6:49pm On May 06, 2021
Simplyleo:
Okay.

We don't need to check the name but let the following rules apply:

If the fake doctor involved in dealing in human parts is afonja or abokki, let's insult the criminal, his religion and zone.

But if he is igbo, I suggest we simply blame it on Buhari and Tinubu so our ego can be properly massaged.
Amazingly stupid rules
PoliticsRe: CNN Washes Nigerian Government’s Dirty Linen On The Global Stage by Shokoloko(f):
deji17:
Some of these black reporters do not realise that they are just pawns in the chess game of the whites. The insecurity statistics of the USA is far worse than that of Nigeria. Thousands of Americans die yearly due to gun violence in that country.
Lets debate this. Go get your source of this lie you wrote because I have my numbers and screenshots ready.

I am ready for us to write a thesis on this

I will prove to you that even though the US numbers are much lower than that of Nigeria, 60% of gun violence in the US are suicides not homicides. 95% of violence in Nigeria are murders.

Most of you youngsters because you have laptop and small data will just type without checking your facts. We need to be careful and strategic before posting online. CHECK YOUR FACTS, or state it like this "IN MY OPINION....."

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