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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by shokpeti: 5:01pm On Aug 13, 2013
Its time. The time is now. Start promoting our guy and make his face stand out everywhere. Choose from the images below the one you want as you Facebook profile picture or your BBM DP . grin

TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by shokpeti: 4:58pm On Aug 13, 2013
Wise up. Beverly stands no chance. Our chances of winning this is Melvin. Forget those stories you guys are telling yourselves . Majority in Nigeria is for Melvin and Melvin will 90% get Naija votes. Beverly will never get Malawi because of the problems with Natasha, she will never get UGs vote, she will not get Namibia's vote while Melvin is there (If Dillish doesnt make finals). There is absolutely no problem for them both being in finals. Yes, its the same way people were confused in the past on split votes and confusion on who to vote. No its not that hard. MELVIN represented us and showed the world and Africa that Nigerian men are not what they all think they are. Feza and Cleo confirmed it.

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Web Market / Re: Want To Design A Website by shokpeti: 2:59pm On Mar 21, 2013
Why not place a contact email so that people will contact you. The good ones I know, hardly put their works here.
Webmasters / Re: Web Designer Needed (competent One) by shokpeti: 12:27pm On Oct 19, 2012
Check this people here : https://www.facebook.com/SynchronizeIT . They do good designs
Webmasters / Re: Webmasters Post Your Facebook Fan Pages Here by shokpeti: 10:08pm On Jan 23, 2012
This is not me o, I came across it somewhere and since you guys are posting your fan pages,

www.facebook.com/SynchronizeIT
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Amplified (The Official Thread of BBA 6) by shokpeti: 5:09pm On May 15, 2011
I heard Ernest and Bhoke had sex shocked shocked
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Amplified (The Official Thread of BBA 6) by shokpeti: 7:56pm On May 03, 2011
Karen was put there for the exact thing that she is doing now. Its all pre-planned. I bet if you ask her the name of her state Governor she wouldnt know(hint-hint).

Anyways , She is giving people things to talk about. Others are being cautious so as not to be voted out at first time of asking.
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Man Prefer S. A Women Over Nigerian Women? by shokpeti: 11:44pm On Oct 25, 2010
Sagamite:

Are you dumb?

Did I even have final say?

I am on NL as Police of Morons.

Ehen ! There you have it. Need I say more?

Shey isi good to make oneself Olopka ? angry
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Man Prefer S. A Women Over Nigerian Women? by shokpeti: 11:03pm On Oct 25, 2010
@Guru Roymary,

We are all patriotic but there are arguements that are plain silly.
 
SA is a bigger economy than Nigeria. Period.

Your condition(100% black) does not hold water and is laughable. angry
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Man Prefer S. A Women Over Nigerian Women? by shokpeti: 10:59pm On Oct 25, 2010
And bro Sagamite, do you always have to have the final say?

You quarrel a lot. With just about everybody and everything.

I suggest you go get a wife or a girlfriend. And if you already have any of those, then I suggest their immediate sacking as they are obviously not doing a good job.
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Man Prefer S. A Women Over Nigerian Women? by shokpeti: 10:57pm On Oct 25, 2010
I wonder how you guys manage to be on Nairaland all the time quarreling endlessly. One would have thought that with all this Qualifications you guys are throwing about, there wouldnt even be time to have a shyte in the loo.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by shokpeti: 10:55pm On Oct 23, 2010
So who is that guy that dresses like Uti(some resemblance too), in a hat that wants to take some shine away? cheesy
Celebrities / Re: 9 yr old Willow Smith [Will Smith's daughter] Sounds Like Rihanna (video) by shokpeti: 3:41pm On Oct 22, 2010
crackhouse:

she resemble will smith

She is the daughter . Duh smiley
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls On Facebook Hide Their Relationships? by shokpeti: 1:48am On Oct 22, 2010
Emmysteve:

I met a girl on fb who is frm philipine according 2 her she work in Qatar as a servant. I luv her somuch and she also luv me she even send me her pictures to my email. From my invistegation, i find out that she is real and nt those who claim 2 be what they are nt. What do u tink?

Another mugu in the making.

Some weeks from now, you will probably open another thread warning everyone to beware of one miss_alacriboku_ole on Facebook.

angry sad
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by shokpeti: 3:06pm On Oct 21, 2010
jejelolatu:

See , me i dunno wat u guyz are talkin abt here o?

wen u guyz say u want "shuti" wat exactly do u mean?

A fling or a marraige?

Sheila is a very sex inclined bisexual female. (babe was Hot for 91 dayz), Uti cd easily hav a heart attack wondering wat shes up to evrytime they aint 2geda, even wen shes just chillin wiv her female buddies.

I know we all like a good love story nd happy endings buh d press nd fans rily need to back off Uti , give him space to think things thru.

He is in an industry dat thrives on popularity, if he feels Nigerians want shuti he is gna give us shuti .

If sheila was just playin d game in d house, do u rily think she would admit it now, esp wen shes got another shot at the prize money. Abeg! Abeg! Abeg! Make una leave them they have entertained us for 91+ dayz, its time to let go nd give them back their lives.

I hope some1 will tell Uti dat naijas love him, shuti or no Shuti - No pressure.


Nlanders, If na your broda nko?
Theres an adage in yoruba dat " Were dun wo loja ko se bi lomo" English cant do justice to d sayin so i aint translating. Lol!

Thank you very much. The same thing I have been saying. They should stop this madness. None of them pushing this thing has answered my question :If its their bro, nephew, son, would they be so enthusiastic about shuti and would they encurage him to marry a Sheila? Its selfish.Just for their entertainment without looking at the long-term effects.

There is something in we humans that make us enjoy watching others make a fool of themselves. I maintain that Uti would be very foolish to enter such a relationship. 90% of the people encouraging this now are the same ppl that will remind him that he is marrying a woman who went down on two different females in the house.

Men are going to Thoroughly mess Uti up with yabis if he tries this.
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Man Prefer S. A Women Over Nigerian Women? by shokpeti: 12:07pm On Oct 21, 2010
roymary:

Yes you are right, One Nigerian woman and his husband featured on SA Tourism advert and this Nigerian woman boldly said " South Africa is the true giant of Africa"  Seun and Bimbo Somolu" ,


Nigerians could be very annoying, sometimes i don't blame other nationals that says we are scumbags!!!

But truth be told, SA is the true Giant of Africa (for now,till people like Zuma and the others like him destroy the place)
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by shokpeti: 11:48am On Oct 21, 2010
omohwunmmy:

@ shokpeti,Maybe Sheila will go clean cos of Uti. U neva know d power of love.
BTW, Shuti should kiss already and send us a pix so we can move on with our lives. Lol. 

So lets be very sincere here. If Uti was your bro or very loved cousin, would you encourage him to marry a Sheila?

This is reality. The Big Brother Show is over. You guys need to wake up already. smiley
TV/Movies / Re: The Movie Club by shokpeti: 1:30am On Oct 21, 2010
Is it the same usual suspect of some years back or their is a sequel?

If its the same old one, I just hate how it ended . Soze is heartless, really?

But, I have never seen such a movie with a plot as tight as this one.

Could never predict anything till the end.

Wait, it doesnt even feel like there was an end.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by shokpeti: 1:05am On Oct 21, 2010
preshizeee:

GUYZ I  FEEL SHUTTI IS SO ONNNNNNNNN because I WAS ON SHEILA'S FACEBOOK WALL EARLY DIZ MORNING AND HER RELATIONSHIP STATUS WAS SINGLE ONLY 4 ME 2 COME BACK HOME AND C SHE IS IN RELATIONSHIP AND SHE ALSO CHANGED HER PROFILE PICTURE TO DAT OF SHE AND UTI,  grin grin grin ;DLOVE DON DO DOSE TWO STRONG THING

Chei ! See how Nigerians wey suppose sabi pass, dey pray and urge their brother Uti to get into a useless and doomed relationship.

Make I ask all una wey dey encourage this, If Uti was your bro, Nephew, son, would you encourage him to marry a Sheila?

Whats with this madness?

The Big Brother Show is over. This now is reality.

Uti would be the biggest fool to enter such a relationship

There is something in humans that make us enjoy watching others make a fool of themselves. Thats why the BBA show is popular
Romance / Re: She Said She Was Just Testing Me With A 4million Naira Car Request. by shokpeti: 11:42pm On Oct 20, 2010
What sort of idiotic test is that? Someone you met in a week you are asking to buy you a car? And what if the mugu agreed to buy the car? Would it still have remained a test?

On the flip side, the OP sounds like a show-off. Maybe thats what brought about the silly 'test'
Politics / Re: Shocker:Niger State Pdp Dumps Ibb by shokpeti: 7:33pm On Oct 20, 2010
slap1:

I still don't know why IBB is convinced he will lead Nigeria again. Are there evil forces manipulating him?


Are you just realising this?
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by shokpeti: 1:48am On Oct 18, 2010
roymary:

Check the previous Finale, she was always out to do the Check presentation, That it was rigged Who cares

But she came out this time and presented no cheques. So why bother?
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by shokpeti: 1:25am On Oct 18, 2010
tatiana009:

The President's campaign team released a statement on he's behalf congratulating Uti on representing Nigeria well, it was announced on the Network News. There might have been some grumblings from Munya's fans since they are sore losers and hence Uti dealt them a nice blow with the bad belle people comment. As for the cheque maybe a change in policy

What the hell , . Would they be giving him an MON as well?

These politicians are revolting. This will just give the haters more things to talk about. As even our President is interested in a decadent show.  angry

And what did Biola carry her busybody fine self to that stage for?

All the more for the haters to call the whole thing rigged.
There was no point in her coming on stage.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by shokpeti: 12:14am On Oct 18, 2010
Please someone tell me its not true The president or any government officials congratulated UTI on National TV
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Man Prefer S. A Women Over Nigerian Women? by shokpeti: 7:26pm On Oct 15, 2010
lol, I read all the posts here and its funny. I think of how to contribute and I cant. I then realised I recently signed up to a website that is afrocentric and people have anonymous fun though they are still few. For the guys, there are females from across africa(more SAs) and for the ladies, the same too  wink .

Its interesting how different cultures view things. I noticed too that the females there(non-naijas) are very unpretentous . Its http://africameets.info . So maybe people can find out if what the OP here is saying is true.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by shokpeti: 3:29pm On Oct 07, 2010
tatiana009:

Yeah guys make we us every avenue;website, mxit and we fit sms direct for obodo arab boy and roa, also for web and mxit make we add the obodos wey no dey d house e.g togo, cameroon and d rest so we go get roa cos dat 1 dey crucial too

grin grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by shokpeti: 11:01am On Oct 07, 2010
Just came across a link from facebook. Someone was complaining about Mnet or somebody kicking them out of a website or something.Went there and it seems its Big Brother enthusiasts though there are other things going on there.

Goodness me, I must browse around less and work/read more . sad
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by shokpeti: 10:55am On Oct 07, 2010
yimiton:

So, Tatiana gets just a water resistant camera and PVR Decoder for all that hard work of staying in a box for over 30 hours.  It's not worth it. The other guys are lucky to have quited when they did, especially the ones that quited on time. And to imagine that there's no consolation prize for the Munya and Mwisho just sucks.

Yeah, like they are some homeless ,piss-poor people who cant afford such . sad

And for a lady to stay over thirty hours without having a bath eeeewww  shocked

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