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Oh....my Dillish, miss ya

Congrats OP. Rare feat I must emphasise. This must not go unrewarded.

Lol.

Jackie Chan.

See as the leaves resemble that of cassava.

VillageBoi: Hahahaha... na so e dey happen; 10 people go vote and 7 of them na 'family & friends' - na win be that lol

Lol

MissIndependent: Lol Sholay you funny o. I just got an invite too slated for Monday but I don't think I will be going. I believe a better opportunity will come. It is well with us jare

Lol.

Try going naa...for experience sake.

damzy88: Nah, serving in lautech Ogbomoso.

Okay.

RIP to the departed. May God give mummy the fortitude to bear the loss.

#Heartbreaking#

MANGAM: The financial aspect of the farm will be given out soon. A breakdown of all the expenses will be made known to everyone in the house

Looking forward to this.

ElFenomeno1: If you are looking for a classic example of a stupi...d fuc....k, then look no further than your father and the stupi...d twerp who carried you for 9 months!

Fu...cking moro....n!

Insulting people's parents shows how classless one can be. I shouldn't have quoted you in the first place. My bad.

opeyemmmy: Yea. I'm fine. Job hunting here as well. Something good is finally in the offing... one hopes it turns out good. We shall all get there.

Congratulations oo!!! The Lord that started the good work will finish it. Best wishes bro.

Season 2?

Angola- Tatiana
Botswana- Justice
Ghana- Kwaku
Kenya- Jeff (not sure)
Malawi- Code
Namibia-Meryl
Nigeria- Ofunneka
South Africa-Lerato
Tanzania- Richard
Uganda-Maureen?
Zambia- Maxwell
Zimbabwe-Bertha

opeyemmmy: Oga Sola, I hail. I can see you are doing well with job hunting. I'm sure you will get a placement before service year ends.

Loool...thanks bro. Amen! How your side? Long time.

chiomzylala: yes o. Its still d same format. there's nothing more to say. Everything that happened today was just what I read from this page. The only thing that I dint expect was the crowd that had to go cos they dint pass d test. It was hard mehn!!!!

You be foreigner?

Well, I wouldn't say it was hard if we'd been allowed to use calculator. Abi?

safarigirl: But wait o...I been think say this. Ugandan babe fine, she no even smell am. Na the Zimbabwean babe own worse pass, I haven't seen a contestant this ugly since that Lotus girl from Tanzania in 2011

What shall separate safarigirl and BBA?

ElFenomeno1: A lot of idio...ts responding on this thread.
Simple question, what is your favourite soft drink?! What is wrong with people nowadays? Why does it seem like people are getting dumber and dumber by the day?!
Fu...cking hell!

Are you always this stvpid or is it because today is Friday
Either way, you need help.

damzy88: I wrote the test early this month and didn't pass the first stage. I also was discouraged when I Iearnt it was a sales job. Will also be finishing service in Feb. Cheers.

Are you serving in Lagos? If yes, I may know you.

Cheers.

majekdom2: hehehhe.... lie lie everywhere . the employers lies about their company and job post , applicants lies about their skills and experience in CVs. The truth is most times , employers usually do not select the best candidate that can do the work. atimes that applicant that has got great enthusiasm to do the job is even dropped at the inital stage and then that which is just looking for somewhere to hang around is chosen. The latter leaves when there is a better opportunity. The question is how do you know who has got most interest in your company and is ready to take your company to a next level ?

Hmmmmmmm...

Nice one.

Front page pls.

wildchild1: Y'all remember Alusa of Kenya? One of the fake BBA the chase housemates? Yes,he is the one representing Kenya this year and this time,he is a real housemate

Na wa...

adepiero: @sholay2011 thanks bro, I appreciate.

You're welcome.

adepiero: Hi guys, I just got a message from PZ Cussons about an aptitude test for the post of retail dev. manager. the test holds on Monday by 10am please anybody who has attended their interview before should please gimme necessary info on what to expect. thanks

Make I give you some tips Ogbeni.

The first stage I think comprises of 30 quantitative questions and 30 verbal ones too. Time alloted: 60 minutes, that is, 1 minute for 1 question.

The time is actually short considering you wouldn't be allowed to use calculator! First jump to questions you know and you would easily solve ooo, in the shortest time. Keep glancing at the clock so you can guess at the rest you're yet to finish (there is no negative marking bro).

The quantitative comprises majorly of graphs, pie, bar charts and tables. Know your percentage and ratio very well.

Verbal consists of sentence corrections, antonyms and synonyms (words like Nefarious, bolster, gaudy were asked), comprehension (be careful not to allow this waste your time oo), and some analytical part sha.

After passing this stage I think, is the CBT. Best wishes.

dcaliph: How was it?

Bro, I didn't even scale through the first stage o (almost did sha). I actually was mentally disconnected from the job when I learnt it's actually a job at North Central of Nigeria, not Lagos! Also, that the person (s) is (are) expected to resume work by October 19 or so (and I would still be doing my NYSC by then; finishing next year February btw). Also, it's actually a SALES job, forget the grammar: 'RETAIL DEVPT MANAGER'...lol.

So, I was already disinterested in the job after being told all this before we even started sef. Then, during d test (in which time was obviously a constraint, but I ain't complaining about that), a female invigilator stopped me after seeing my nysc ID card on my table (as a means of identication) and challenged me that how did I even get to enter the exam hall since I'm still a corps member When no be say na me invite myself for aptitude test!

They almost wavered it for us that were quite close to the cut-off sha but whatever, 'wasn’t interested in the job after the 'enlightenment'. Nevertheless, the experience was worth it and big congrats to those that passed. I am not making excuses for not passing, I am just sure the job wasn't for me in the first place.

Our best is yet to come. Thanks bro dcaliph for your help till this stage. I appreciate.

ycmdng: Please write the full address here, mine was scheduled for Friday 18th but the IV text was splitted by my phone so I couldn't get d full details. Thanks in advance.

No 45, Town planning way, Ilupeju, Lagos.

@Whiteniccur...

An advice from a brother that truly cares: Seek medical help.

No contest...Freida Pinto.

Mo Abudu should embrace her 'age' and dress like it. I believe she can still make 'fashion statements' without looking inappropriate.

#igbayi laaro tarugbo n soge#

Fayrouz/Soymilk drink.

Tpia and friends.