₦airaland Forum

northbird:
Thanks pope, I will go there tomorrow. nationwide should have been the ideal place.

On your way, you can check Enyo filling station at Fagba junction, in between Union bank and the new eatery. I am not sure, but you can check them.

BAZ001:
Comrade N900 trips after queuing in petrol station... I don’t even know how I would have survived in this fuel scarcity + surge scarcity and drivers score.
God go hasten all comrades steps out of this hustle. Well, the prayer is for people that want to leave now not people that wants to hustle now and play later.

Wait are there people that are still consistently netting 350k monthly ?

You won start abi?..So you think we can not size you up because you are in Yankee!!.... We have uncle in USA Gbagada that will do that for us ooo... Our HK will be in Sussex soon to size you up... becareful ooo

ObelawoOT:
One slot available!
Competent and Experienced Driver needed for a clean, direct, tokunbo Toyota Camry04 on rentals. Contract based.
Weekly remittance of 40k (Slightly negotiable)
Requirements
-Driver must be actively registered on both Uber and Taxify, with good work experience and driver rating.
-Driver must have a valid driver's license and a smartphone in good working condition.
-Driver must be Lagos mainland based (Preferably Ojodu Berger or Ikeja axis)
-Driver must be polite, friendly, honest, and have good safety and maintenance culture.
-Driver must be fluent in English language and posses good written and verbal communication skills.

***Interested applicants with these requirements should call or WhatsApp on 09036764431
***Police report, Proof of residence and Two reputable guarantors (with proof of residence in Lagos) will be required to process application.
**Qualified candidate will be duly addressed.

Soon, IELTS will be required in this ehailing...

BAZ001:
Me buying fuel without queue or no attendant...

I became humble and very busy progressing as I bow out and hang my boot finally.

Respect to all the veterans that has been in d hustle for more than 4years. ( I don’t know how you guys do it)
To all newbies and intending hustlers pls do dis as side hustle or stop gap. Imagine if this fuel scarcity continues and bolt doesn’t increase fare.

I will always try to keep in touch with this thread cos in a way I’ve form an online bond with all of you.

I would have sold my low mileage Camry to an hustler struggling here but snake/ mr dress tight won’t let me be4 dem beat me... A friend bought it sharply ooooh. jokes

I miss the hot sun already... I will connect mama rad and our uncle soon with original Hennessy .

I celebrate all of you guys you are the real hustlers.

Modified: let me remove my pictures before some say I’m bragging. For the few people that saw it you can see that I’m way taller than the car

Wow.... Congratulations Baz001 ... Really happy for you boss. More progress.

Phargbemmy:
A lot of us says the low rating will not take them off the market, but have we reasoned that it can change the entire management!

If the Mother company has a real stake in what is happening in Nigerian market, it can lead to the sack of UCHE!. Because slipping from 4.6 to 1.1 shows that there is a long-term crisis which has of been well handled

The sack of Uche might be what lead to this new inhuman and slavery kind of policy. I still believe Uche knows the system better. It might be one stupid manager from another country crossing the road without looking both ways. Something is wrong within the management.

donfortune48:
Are you checking bolt?
Or bolt driver?

Be like say I go go rate the rider app join seff.

Boss, se Ogun laye ni.. ... Rating@1.0... aba,
Uche collect your wife ni... Itu baba Ita dey learn work from you... But I think the dragging is enough. They must be feeling the heat already. Drivers should boycott the app if possible. Boycotting will reset their brains.

YeyeGbami:
Bolt drivers after driver score

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I am telling you.... Very funny...

Pearl1910:
Whom the Gods want to kill, they first make mad.
That's how Uber started with unfavorable policies now Bolt is copying nonsense.
Anyone that tries to take away the independence that drivers should have will suffer for it.
U can't force drivers to accept and complete 90% of the trips they get. Worse still, if rider cancels, driver still gets punished.
If there is no way around it, no be person go tell them to change. I haven't updated the App yet, so till then.

To Bolt Reps and Agents...reading this. I know this is done for Riders to have a better experience on the App. But u have to put the drivers in the center of all your decisions and policies.
What I think u should do if u must enforce this policy is
1. Make minimum fare to be at least N800.
2. U know d unfavourable trips in Lagos, so when someone is going to outskirts of town just make d fare automatically to be minimum X1.5 more than the current price (surge or no surge) To compensate for d many disadvantages of taking such trips.

Don't forget how u started, don't think u r Indispensable, There are ehailing Apps on the fringes just waiting for you to slip up

You are right boss. But at the same time, there is no policy whatsoever that can be substituted for DRIVERS FREEDOM. The policy is even contradicting, what is the essence of displaying destination. Moreso, may be Uche is not charge anymore. Because only Uche understand this business as pertain to Nigeria business environment. I will advice Bolt drivers to have their Uber account handy, even if you are yet to be on "Driver score"... Uber please welcome drivers with open arms

Pearl1910:
Una wey dey give newbies illegal tips on a public forum una dor o. Driver score has been introduced to check excessive cancellation and trip selection. Rating checkmate coming up.

I think Bolt is about to lose drivers to Uber if they should continue with these new features. Except expert device another Kanuisagoat techniques Ketch.

BAZ001:
No nooo We don’t do that,
We make peace

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Yimu! ,

pope191:
Baz001 no mind shoopsyn oo, no carry load wey pass you... I no get energy for boxing, but I get juju sha. You can bring it on if you know you are ready to be farting for the next 10 months at 10 mins interval. The rest is for your riders to determine wot to do to you, we will just be looking at you from far once we accompany you to your place of karma.

@BAZ001, who is next on your archive list for cruise Can you combine Uche Pearl, Pop and deedee or something. We want informative, educative and lamba kind of cruise.

peeps4u:
Don't tell him
Mehn, this thread na super cruise. I am laughing here with tears in my eyes


Sincerely, Baz001 is a mad man .

While driving, I was still laughing seriously just remembering some comments. What a thread. 1luv guys!

Themi06:
Bosses. Wahala dey o. How does my rate keep dropping? I rate my riders 5 star most times and i beg dem to rate me 5 star too. Still e dey drop everytime. What can i do bayii? 4.5 they’ll block my ass

Please, if you can stop begging riders for rating, it will be good. Riders will start holding other drivers ransom for such. You can DM Kanuisagoat, for KBolt training on how to.. ... But ofcurse, if that doesn't work, to save yourself from blocking that may affect your means of earning, you have to continue begging, strategically though, not desperately. Because man must survive!

Comrades, try as much as possible not to be in BAZ001 Archive. ... He will open your yansh outside... Even trojan virus can't delete any data stored in his archive... Elders needs to strategize how to deal with him...

Felicity001:
One of my coil was bad and was shocking oil so I'd to replace the top seal as the oil shortage was getting too much... I've use about 3ltrs since my last serving as topping.

BAZ001and Felicity001 are like:

What a week for BAZ001 .... He and Gentlelige50 should be Cheerfully bundled inside korope and lock them up in Eko hotel. Ijogbons.. Good to know Cheerfulgiver is good. Welcome back.

BAZ001:
In the olden days if you can’t read or write you are an illiterate.
But this our generation if you can’t operate (apps / techy / online ) you are an illiterate, even if you can read or write.
Though Corner44 talks about semi-illiterate only him can explain

So I don’t care your level of education if you can’t operate simple apps like banking apps , ehailing apps, Snapchat, Twitter, wether on android or iPhone you are an illiterate.
There is nothing you can tell me today ,
Once I hear
“Where are you”’,
what’s the color of your car?
What’s you name ?
Can you on your hazzal light (festac girl)
Are you my driver ?
If you like wear suit and have phd you are an illiterate.

Having said that , we have 3 types of drivers approach to this hustle
1. Hoodlum driver approach : very high temper, waiting for rider to mess up and dey flare up, shout at you, like you and rider get personal beef before.

2. Ikejamanism/simps like or mumu approach
Licking riders Ass cos of ratings, Shouting yes ma upandan, going down to open boot, carrying bags and undies for ladies, dashing dem 500# and keep d change

3. Veteran approach:
They only care about d trip, is it surge, is it cash trip, is it long distance , is it good road. They may not greet you at all or care if you ask stupid question. Just let’s go.

In all, the mood of the driver per time and quality of trip determines their approach.

I’m not against you or your post just stating my point, in fact Some or must drivers too are illiterate but story for other day.

I understand we need to be calming down too But dis Lagos no dey help matter.
Many are mad few are roaming

How on earth will you exclude or forget LazyD approach?

BAZ001:
Bro, my body just dey bite me as I dey see red hot surge and I can’t drive.
All dis relations dt will be rushing to Lagos for holiday as if Lagos Na New York.
If I wan escape you will hear “ it’s public holiday now no work , where are you going again ?
I dey beach for night dey hear gbagan gbagan I just dey squeeze face upandan.
Coroboys just dey do back to back trips dey overtake cars for road anyhow.
Sunday wey I wan do sharp trips I got 32 request Na only 2 I fit do, I jejely go park car.

What can I do ? than to continue partying now and work later.

Let me quickly post dashboard before someone will say I’m lying.

Atleast, your phone battery is full this time around.

Dailyparrot:
An Uber rider requested me and I drove to his house. When he came out, he said that the place he selected is different from where he's going.

I told him to update the location and the next thing I saw was "rider canceled". The Ekuke canceled the ride while sitting inside my car. You know that Uber app does not work like Bolt. If it was Bolt, being close to each other would have made him get me easily when he requests again.

But Uber will be giving you 20 minutes pickup when there's a five minutes request close to you. Not until you keep rejecting those long pickup that you will eventually get the closer one.

While I was waiting to see if he could get me, I kept refusing other requests coming to me not knowing that this nigga has gotten another driver and was stylishly waiting for him inside my car.

Just in few minutes time, a corolla was coming towards our direction. The next thing I heard was "sorry bro, my new driver is already here".

He immediately jumped out of my car and started racing towards the corolla until the guy passed us and continued his journey. It even happened that the corolla guy was carrying a rider.

As I was watching what was going on from my rear mirror, this idiot of a guy ran back and entered my car again that I should carry him to his destination. I asked him how much he wants to pay and he said it's a 500 naira trip.

If not that yesterday was a Sunday, what will it cost me to just give the dude some headbutt.

I told him to leave my car at once.

I really suffered yesterday because I couldn't get Bolt cash trips. The only 3 trips I did on Bolt fetched me 12k gross, whereas all my Uber trips yesterday from morning til night could only get me 13k net.

I truly lost out of Bolt surging trips yesterday

At some point in this hustling line,you will need the touch of Hoodlumnism. Either you are AntL, LazyD, IkjM. Is even more annoying reading the bolded part. Sorry for your ordeal boss.

Felicity0001:
I'm married to Uber
Bolti leave me alone
I'm married to uber bolti leave alone
My uber is coming
To buy a land 4me in lekki
Tru 2 percentage




Hahaha... Uber is a babe..


I'm married to Uber
Bolti leave me alone



If to say na 2% nkon??
All these on 10% after 6trips ooh

We @ Pearl @Bolt will be waiting for your usual song praising bolt again, how you want to marry Bolt again... Shey be na Felicity001

Pearl right now.... Writing on how to defend himself.... Though, he no dey disappoint, he must have something to say

Felicity0001:
My heart dey for you
My mind dey for you...

Yeyegbami hope you came through for the guy...



Lets please try to assist those that are well known here pls... At some points in life we'll faced with challenges we never bargain and looking all sides we can't see anybody to help out.

Before a grown up man would come out with his known moniker to seek for help it means things have gone beyond limit.

One of our main purpose in life is to help humanity even though we'll be taken for granted and be paid back with ungratefulness.

But in all we do let love lead.

Till today I still appreciate to kodre[b] and mama radautoworks [/b]for coming through last yr for me when the whole world was crashing.

May God bless them with long life and peace.

Dru23 nko? .. I believe what transpires between you guys, oyel to Jamaican rice, have direct or indirect impact on your journey so far in ehailing. Please Felicity001, no epistle this time around, just meme. We will understand your point, if at all you will reply .

XGhost:
Just now, at the airport toilet... One bolt driver walked in an was about to pee in the wash hand basin... I had to stop him.
Like What the ACTUAL Bleep HABA


And what is this congregation always about, jabbering about like a swarm of flies

Imagine... Very stupid Uber driver.

BAZ001:
Come you don start ooh.
Who are you talking to in particular

A.) I will increase my fleet of cars from 3 civic to 5 before December 2021

B.) I will make 1Million dashboard every month from oct-Dec

C.) I have 4million in my savings from Uber (want to transfer 100k but bank app hang)

D.) my target is N10M before the end of 2022.
I withdraw all to buy 5 cars for E hailing
E). Oyel full ground Na to start my own refinery remain. all these import and export oyel dey break my back
F.) all of the above
G) none of the above ?
Cos fear no go gree me mention coke or tanker head

...

Felicity0001:
All of una gor this forum na craze I swear



My belle don scatter with laff

Seriously, I have laughed so hard reading comments.... You see Baz001, Gentlelife50, Ifebarbie and YeyeGbami, their cars should be impounded by Dru.

YeyeGbami:
You go pass yaba, off your engine like say car spoil. Rider will request another car.

... You don't know anything.... I go wait till your car starts or when towing vehicle arrived... We die der Ika somebody...

BAZ001:
What of
Mercedes Benz LHD
&
Toyota Matrix
You forgot to add them to d list or na wrong tools for the job ?

and LMC.

Gentlelife50:
It's because he's not an mfuker or an idiat, BAZOO1 did you use destination trip to go and fix it?

... You and Bazo001 ehn... Trouble dey sleep yanga go wake am ... Very funny thread.

Nexttpage:
Omo it ain’t enjoyable I must tell you.
I’m always with 2 face towel, the worst scenario is when you parked somewhere waiting for request, Omo sweat all over lmao, ain’t easy brother.
Alright no problem chief.

... You may be needing a bucket in your trunk for water too because this hot weather is not smiling... You really make me laugh

BAZ001:
With the new developments (... pearl1910 voice ) you have lost it.
I hope it’s not head injury, did you have an accident?
I’m sorry to say, sir you are mad
Post dashboard u posting pictures of side mirrors.

Very mad how is dis me ?

Let me end dis trip and will have your time

Na BAZ001 typed this ... Please boss maintain your cruise gadget (fire/extinguisher ) don't let anyone get into you.

BAZ001:
What happened over night, last I checked it was gentlelife50 that asked question. Why me ?

Your standard is my standard in ehailing

Well talking about standards
it is you that came to public forum to set standards and change narratives... I maintain it’s not sustainable and achievable.
You said easily week in week out.

- You set up ant group to learn strategies- i tried to smuggle myself in - I failed (credentials)

- you set a standard publicly of 200k weekly - I followed Not sustainable

- you set 1M publicly - I followed , but backed out cos I no wan die young

Simple question did u meet up with your own target. You are now sounding angry funny

We are all hustling ... I will never wish you bad or pray negative thing happen to you to proof a point.

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please Baz001, let the AntK enjoy his vacation in peace abeg. The Man collected your wife ni. Must you always be on his neck. Really, is good to know he is fine, LazD league misses him