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BAZ001:
CIA,Detective, SSS,Mr Izzou
Since the day u use phone number to bring out somebody’s Instagram business page, I don dey fear you.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Did he scam you again of 4000 naira?

You once complained about him in June[/color]

AngryIgboDon:
The God that answereth by fire will always be my God.

Izzou Izzou

Gradually your plans are coming out. You want me to come to Madam Rad shop? So they can add otapiapia to Jamaican rice and give me?

Or give me something that I will eat and not shiit for one month

Then from there, you suggest we all visit Gazzuz shop for an excursion tour of his workshop?

Don't worry bro. You will see me there live and direct.

radautoworks:
I need to forward this to Obama and my husband.


Cut your coat according to your size. Don't be carrying someone to Farm City then after commitment now expect them to eat mama put then wonder why wahala dey. If na mama put money you get, take her mama put. You will soon see the ones that will do matrix for you if you do that.

eyinola:
I nominate felicity as bouncer no 1

ramzylipi:
Good morning everyone, please I want to know if I can use this car for Bolt. I bought it tokunbo and it's just sitting fallow for a while, I'm thinking if Uber or Bolt can accept it. It's 2005 Nissan Micra. For now all I need to do is refill the gas.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Skiliip
Shollex
Myjaydee
Omorkelly
Shoopsyn
Ghost 1994
Beng1234
Kanuisagoat
Donfortunate48
Pope191
Eyinola
Eizenburg
Chucsmoore
Chillex08
1daboi
AngryIgboDon
Cooladex
Emmancecute
Northbird
Felicity0001
Brogxzy
Slickleo
Oluwagbengz
Nitigriti
Vision2045
Davit
Pussynegro
Chuwaa
Duke111
Cheddar
Deedee44
Olayetan
......and so on, and so forth

Please just know that some of us would really love to have this get together this year with you guys

And we are waiting for you guys to plan it all for us

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shollywendy1:
Like mine

jpworld:
Car turning to Duplex is mostly for drivers that live in ikorodu or sango ota. If u live within the city you will go home.

The hours of work can be estimated, because of the curfew, no driver will come and say i drove for 24hours to achieve this.

God bless each and every one of you.

blanquecheque:
Honda Civic 2004 for sale in Ojo, Lagos. Buy and drive. Excellent engine. Drives well on forward but the reverse is faulty. AC usage stopped. Was leaking. Call 08094118943.

Asking price: 380k

Crvrider:
You can as well reach him on this line: 08055347947

Blackbishop:
Honda DW-1 original

jpworld:
There are 3 different apps, driver make their weekly earnings, please post the 3 apps together.

Gentlelife50 post his earning to manipulate, i know him as king of manipulation.

Slickleo:
Am shocked e work na me I see space rest.
Gracias

Resurgent2016:
Let me share my experience.


Long story short, after like 1hr and still in traffic, I ask the guy to alight and not bother with payment.

Very wicked people exits on indriver, be careful with the fastest finger thing

OmoOshodi:
what you did was totally wrong.....cos 2 wrongs don't make a right.....thats cheating......but as I dey pity ur account wey Uber go block should you fail to defend ur act......send message to Uber(very fast before 12hrs) that it's a 3rd party trip that the rider requested for his girlfriend which you dropped and end the trip and earned your money....also add that you noticed there was a fight btw the guy and his girlfriend and you were shocked to see the earning adjusted back to zero..... Reason is Uber already see that the rider did not go on the trip from their system......just add some more salt and pepper paint the guy red and tell Uber u don't wish to meet him again as he's using swearing words for you when you contacted him.......but stop the act....there is a law of sowing and reaping o


To slap you dey hungry me

Felicity0001:
I just did something very bad now but if I can handle it to the very last I won't regret it all.

After my last post I got a trip to magodo via set destination to Abule-Egba. 1.5km to drop off another request came in 6.3km (had I known I wouldnt have picked it.

Rider didnt call till I droppes of and time was 9:51pm already. Dropped off and the. GMap says 3.8km to pickup ETA 18min; 10:03pm.

Put a call through to riderer.

Me: hi, gudevening pls where you going to pls?
R: Berger
M: pls kindly req another ride it's off my path
R: Okay

I thought this guy waa gonna cancel but he didn't.

I calles him again.

M: pls sir you still haven't cancelled.
R: I'll be charged you cancel.
Me: you still have time to cancel without being charged pls kindly cancel so I can get a ride towards my destination.
R: Okay.

Guy still refused to cancel.

I then drove down to pu, waited for about 6min could see it was a card trip na there devil come enter my Godly heart and I said let me teach this guy a hard lesson since you want to spoil my own make me help you spoil your own too.

I started trip, got to Berger did solo 4passengers to ogba. I then decided to end trip at excellent hotel.

As I reach out the stupid guy sent me a textbwithin.

How do I report to uber now is what I'm trying to think now.

If you a good and constructive lie I can give to uber pls help me out.

Vision2045:
Appreciation post


Guys kindly help say a word of prayer to my Madam....

She is a very private person, she is on Nairaland and I believe she might be following this group because she picked my number from here when I was looking for HP
Lo and behold my people my madam and hubby rather gifted me 50k...

Words can't express how grateful I felt....

Mrs B God will surprise you and your family with blessings and favour now and forever.

Ijyoung:
Morning house....
Am new into this ehailing(driver)....a car owners want to give his car for 10k per day, how's feasible is this?...based in Port Harcourt....
Please experience drivers is this a good offer?

UcLloyd:
What can I do please? I can't wait for 2 months

ndubuis:
I had run-ins with these clowns at Yaba the other day. About five of them surrounded my car at a junction, I asked the person in the car with me if it was a one way, he said no. I became angry and warned the fools when they attempted to deflate my tires. I completely ignored them and was driving away while hoping they don't touch my car to avoid chaos in the area since I didn't commit any traffic offence.

These touts are having the upper hand because some Nigerians are lily livered. People should learn how to stand their ground for as long as possible. If it's means fighting, stay there and fight.

It's also one of the reasons one should be wary of mainland Lagos. Touts rule Mushin, Yaba, Oshodi and many other busy parts of the mainland. No government or police presence in most of these areas, anarchy and lawlessness is the order of the day.

toomush:
My brother, it's caused by the politicians who empower this touts, after promising the touts if they help them win election, that they will be given government office to make money from.

They other day I saw them checking car papers(tufiakwa!!!) Close to Itire road. This country have gone to the dogs.

AngryIgboDon:
The horrible stories I have been reading while on incognito mode has been making me laugh so hard.

Many of you are still yet to understand why Lagos state is the only state in the world their welcoming sign board is; "THIS IS LAGOS." Other states I visited are usually "Welcome to Accra, Welcome to Doha, Welcome to Legon, Welcome to Abuja, Welcome To Addis Ababa, Welcome to Onitsha, Welcome To Asaba". But only Lagos is the state I have seen "This is Lagos".

From the moment I stepped foot into Lagos the first time 20 years ago, I have always understood that sign as; "This is Lagos. Shine your eyes"

Aside driving people from point A to B, how do you guys manage to develop an inter-personal relationship with total strangers suddenly?

Only on this thread have I read stories of drivers following riders home to sleep in their houses due to offline contracts. For how much kwanu?

I also saw one that said that the rider was "so good" that he had to tell her not to pay? All the way from Command Ipaja to Sangatedo?" Can you imagine? All these Lekki girls with juju buried deep in their epidermis... I hail una jazz man

The Twitter guy scam is similar to what nearly played out on our own luxurydriver here. He met one who might have promised him mansions in the sky . But it ended in premium tears.

It was on same Twitter that I read where one driver narrated how he was so hungry on a particular day that his rider took him home and offered him Okro Soup and Semovita. Can you imagine? Una get mind for this world oo. This one will just be licking away his destiny without knowing.

Scroll up a little and see one already telling humongous stories of how his current client "is shedding tears of joy" after listening to old blues. Oga DJ jimmy jatt abi neptune, I hail oo. You even had the morale to be licking Yoghurt the so called woman that looked Frenchie offered you? You are licking Frenchie Yoghurt just laidat?... Chai

ina alacha Yoghurt abi? Jisie Ike.

Thats how stories that end in premium tears begins.... Lets be watching

Godfather10:
Compensate Bawo you win some you lose some if you try that nonsense with me I’ll report you, Kilode what nonsense, nobody should harass anybody they paid for their journey, take it as a lesson tomorrow is another day

Felicity0001:
That leakage is coming from the roof chanel1. You'll have to use that siliant use for windscreen I really don't know the name but they locally call it 'potty" it's black like this.

Put it in that their gun instrument and then apply it technically and neatly in form of a line just beside the black plastic/rubber cover on top the roof. Or better still remove the two rubber on top the roof before applying it then replace. Allow to cake. Come back and thank me later.

Gentlelife50:
Hmmmmm, the road is very bad. You will think it's one of the roads in Aba , don't say I didn't warn you.

Bigleaf1006:
Your best bet will be going in through ikorodu, the lekki to epe exp way is terribly bad.

The craters wey dey that road fit break motor into 2.

Go through ikorodu- sabo- itamaga- imota- itoikin-epe, though it's a quite road with very minimal traffic but your car go pray for you than if you went in through lekki