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BAZ001:
With the new developments (... pearl1910 voice ) you have lost it.
I hope it’s not head injury, did you have an accident?
I’m sorry to say, sir you are mad
Post dashboard u posting pictures of side mirrors.

Very mad how is dis me ?

Let me end dis trip and will have your time

Na BAZ001 typed this ... Please boss maintain your cruise gadget (fire/extinguisher ) don't let anyone get into you.

BAZ001:
What happened over night, last I checked it was gentlelife50 that asked question. Why me ?

Your standard is my standard in ehailing

Well talking about standards
it is you that came to public forum to set standards and change narratives... I maintain it’s not sustainable and achievable.
You said easily week in week out.

- You set up ant group to learn strategies- i tried to smuggle myself in - I failed (credentials)

- you set a standard publicly of 200k weekly - I followed Not sustainable

- you set 1M publicly - I followed , but backed out cos I no wan die young

Simple question did u meet up with your own target. You are now sounding angry funny

We are all hustling ... I will never wish you bad or pray negative thing happen to you to proof a point.

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please Baz001, let the AntK enjoy his vacation in peace abeg. The Man collected your wife ni. Must you always be on his neck. Really, is good to know he is fine, LazD league misses him

I doubt if Lastaman don't orchestrate traffic is some part of Lagos. Especially junctions where there is traffic light. Some junctions with traffic light are usually free, but with the presence of lastman, traffic build up. I passed through Oba Akran(Asbestos bus stop), with the presence of police and lastman, I thought the governor wants pass through that route, about 7 lastman,5 police, 2lastman bikes, 5police bikes, and special Korope parked in strategic location, all at alert to catch what fIsh. Causing unecessary traffic. Just recently, the way traffic build up coming Ikeja to Guinness is unbecoming. Someone said lastman bike men are even dragging the" business" with police bikes ... Anyway, be more watchful guys, we can't make 1M a month and police and lastman want to collect 500k

Barbiturate:
Even drivers should be able to see riders picture. Our lives are also important.



Meanwhile, this is to majority of the bolt drivers in Lagos, using Corolla; Why do you guys drive rough? You change lanes any how roughky

Corolla, Korope(Mini bus) and Keke napep(tricycle) drivers have same blood in them. . May be because they sound similar. They change lanes anyhow, ignore right of way rules. If a Corolla give you space or obey right of way, is either he is trying to figure out PU location or trying to get trip. I smile whenever I see them doing JamesBond on the road and always having issues with their cousins (keke and Korope).

IFSHR:
Hope say no b person wey u don insult or fight here , u go enter him car.

Imagine say cheerful go order ride and na feli come carry am, make feli come go recognize am, e sure say na middle of 3mb the trip go end

I laughed so hard ... HoodlumK will drop AntK inside bush for Sapele road . Baz01 will go rescue him since he is now riders Lasema.

Pearl1910:
Na so them dey fire person motor from morning till night everyday, after 3months ur tokunbo engine no go smooth again

Na so dem dey collect 35k delivery everyweek, after 1year, you don buy more Tokunbo cars.

tojahh:
Was with a rider today going to computer village from Sango Tedo

Rider: Do you know Tinubu is the best man for 2023?
Me: No bro. I don't really care about politics.
Rider: No No No. You should care, its where the youth lose it.
Me: But Tinubu is not a youth, why are you supporting him?
Rider: The way things are going, this traffic will reach Abraham Adesanya o...
Me: Na so we see am o.

Na so we quiet till the over 3hrs trip. Thank God it was a card trip.

Na so I waka my own from there abeg no stress me.

some trips with unexpected traffic can reset brain pocket, especially if it is surge trip.

BAZ001:
Money for last 4weeks pay debt
Last 3weeks buy food stuff for house
Last 2weeks paid utility bills and fuel for generator and co.

Wait o, before I put mouth is d driver in ant or lazyD or Hoodlum like olayetan ?
So I can know how much we talking about here
If Na lazyD - 50k every week
Ants - 100k
Hoodlum- 200k in a week cos one trip, na palliative looting (one trip = 3 apps on or in Edo state)

Hoodlum king (Felicity001) won't accept him into the league, neither will Ant or LazyD accept him.. I guess he will have to create another league because I don't think that is an attribute of hoodlum drivers. May be he will have to create another league, may be YH league or something. What he has done is not good, but good is has accepted and hopefully deviate from such.

tojahh:
I will support with plantain chips. Help a pastor please

I will support with 110 card. Help a pastor please.

pope191:
Avoid Total filling station MBA for your good, those guys just play me long thing, normal 3500 gas that will full my tank at NNPC Ojodu from half tank is strugglin. I don't even know what happened, upon how meticulous I tried to observe, I can't point at any foul play.

Was your tank on reserve before getting another gas? Atimes, unknown to us, our tank reserve might have been very low before refilling... Is one of the best filling station you can trust. I drive approximately 10km to get gas there. I doubt there is any foul play, but ofcurse, anything is possible.

BAZ001:
Baba no need to scratch my car again , your agents don help you. 2 people hit my car one -once and second guy hit it twice. I didn’t bother to go out cos it was late in the night. Rider was asking me why I didn’t go down to check , I told him it’s too late and what will happen if I go seeing we ve been in traffic for more than 20mins.
I just pity my low mileage Camry but void never to go to abule egba again in the night.
I officially stopped pursuing 1M target and ants league last might when I heard the news of my colleague in same office that died.
Very young cool guy.
Since then I dey gentle. I’m fully back in LazyD

May his soul rest in peace. Welcome back anyway. Thanks to the agents.

Pearl1910:
As soon as u hit the set number of trips and hours, d balance is credited to your wallet and anything u make from there henceforth is an addition.
But watch out for the cancellation and acceptance rate[b]. It has to be maintained throughout the duration of the campaign. If not bonus will be revoked[/b]

This is another lapses of the bonus. It is better to cancel the subsequent bonus than revoking the whole bonus. After taking the car to Lambe and Orchid road just to earn the bonus, and by evening, you decided not to go to Itamaga, and fiam, bonus is revoked. It is better to ignore the bonuses and concentrate on very good trips.
@Baz001, . please can you tag your car with your name for just a day, may be I will see you somewhere.

Aulterio motive: to scratch your car . You are not joining that ant league, we need you here in LD under the tree club.
@Felicity001, Congratulations bro. More hudlum activities to your elbow.

Barbiturate:
How do I review price if I'm not satisfied with the price after ending trip, on bolt?

You can not review price on Bolt again. Send them mail, give them full details of what happened, add evidence where necessary and you will be compensated fully if you are justified.

davit:
I have noticed that anytime I get tips on card trips, bolt usually adds it to my money and takes commission from it. Guys is this alright?

This is very funny

BAZ001:
Very very true,
don’t mind them lazy drivers everywhere...
While I was a lazy driver before joining you guys team last night, I don’t seat under the tree with them, I keep wondering what they do there too.

This line of thoughts, feeling and motivation is sweet mehnnn.


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Ant king shaking head for you... Who ordained you to be in Ant league... . You better come back here, carry your car and stay with LazyD and I trust Pope 101 can't even ordain you.

Blackbishop:
Bro free diagnosis and servicing for you.

Boss, I also retuned rider phone charger last week, what is in for me? ... on behalf of Ghost1994, thank you bro.

Ghost1994:
A woman forget 850k in my car on Saturday how did this happened?

Her son ordered bolt for her from vgc to marina. He didn’t sent her number to me just gave me code to type and told me to park at the pick up gate maybe he doesn’t want me to call her mother whatever reason though.

Well, I picked the woman saw marina but told her “ma’am I can’t park around UBA oh but I’ll park inside oando”

The woman flared saying that all drivers she has ever picked always dropped her at marina UBA because her leg is bad to walk.

I said to myself wahala 1.9 surge I’ll risk it but ma’am I’ll chuck my car for UBA gate so for you to quickly get down and moved on.

I forget to add that she had like 3 bags and she also sat at the back.

Hmmm getting to marina I ended the trip while descending the bridge before UBA trip ended with 7,800 mama it’s a card trip.

Mama replied thanks she horridly get down.

Me not knowing she had forgot one of her bag

It’s a long story I’ll try and go to the point…

Me got a request from same oando to admiralty thank god for life that the rider is a guy and sat in front haaa naso Gbege for happened.

Well I was getting close to Lekki Ikoyi toll naso my phone rang I picked and hearing a crying old woman voice…. Hahah mama please who’s this?

Mama: okomi please owo oja ni (it’s her goods money help me) I was like wrong number jare. Naso I end the call

Her son called that her mum was the one calling please pick it sir

Mama: please brother shebi you be Yoruba I beg you in the name of your creator with Yoruba prayers my bag is behind I forget 850k please help me I beg I don’t mind to give you something please. I replied with calm voice cos I don’t want the rider I picked to know what’s up.

Me: mama please go and stay inside oando kindly wait for me their I’ve seen your bag behind immediately I dropped my rider, I’m coming ma'am

This woman called me more than 30times at some point I lose my cool “madam it’s your money I’m just heading back kindly wait please now “ I was later mad at myself that I shouted for an elderly person.

Well getting to oando I saw the woman with all those agbero boys wey Dey pursue us whenever we come park and also that yellow chicken republic guy all of Em gathered already.

Gave the woman her bag filled with cash told her to count it. Which she offered me 10k but I told her MAAM ITS YOUR MONEY I CANT TAKE 1 kobo from that money ma and I’m sorry the way I spoke earlier.

Madam was so happy to the point she gave 5k to petrol attendant to fill my vehicle come see drama and cry of joy…

You did great bro. God bless you. Is really a good thing to do.

Oluwabengz:
Shots fired! Everybody take cover!

Missed fire bro... Wrong target. @BAZO will rather come with his usual industrial fire extinguisher, that is if there will be flame at all from the shots fired.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]My Oga, how far?

It's been long I saw you oh. Hope you're good?[/color]

Boss! Yes ooo...I have been busy trying to net 500k weekly so I can pay my partner 400k ... I am very good. Thanks boss.

dapotemi:
Waking up by 4am and getting home by 11pm everyday does have its own HEALTH IMPLICATION. Quit this mentality oga

Oh... Ok.

Godfather10:
Driving in an airconditioned car for 6months isnt hard at all.
Its enjoyable in my opinion and nothing compared to those that wake up at 4am to be at their desk by 8/9am

Driving is enjoyable but driving for long is not. Especially driving to earn which is different from driving privately. Driving for long have serious underlaying health implications.

Dru welldone.. . your strategy eventually worked out. Lure drivers with 2k challenge to upload dashboards(dashboards that doesn't mostly translate to money in your account) and now, onwers are bent on increasing rent or 40k/60k. But the truth is, except you decide to drive your car, drivers will always have larger share because they really deserve it. Please where is @BAZO? your silence in all these is begining to be suspicious. . My Boss @izzou, I hail sir.

Olayetan:
I deliver 28k every week,

I do daily ajo of 6k
I do weekly of 20k

All this money including the delivery and the ajo is gotten from what i make in a week and i never carry a week target to the next unless i didn't work at all in a day or 2 days, this is aside from what i spend on data, call card and feedings. That one can't be accounted for cux i can't say this is what i spend everytime on data, call card and feeding.

And i only do max of 6 trips on Monday to friday but i work anyhow during weekend.

Now calculate all the money together and reason how much i must net in a week to meet up with everything, tho, I'm a single man.



In all, anything you lock your mind to shall be achieved,


i will advise drivers not to work without bearing,
List out what you wish to achieve within a particular period, give yourself target and plan how to make it feasible for yourself.

Car owner receiving weekly rent from you:

confusedworld17:
This kind thing dey pain ehh... After washing car rain begin fall.
After the rain, first trip carry you enter potopoto �

Next is rider with potopoto shoes with 500 trip. It can be very painful ... But it is what is it, moving potopoto Lagos.

1daboi:
My rating has dropped to 4.60. I want to ask my friend to request me and rate me 5star to boost it. Now, can he request me more than once?

Enroll into Kanuisagoat Ehailing School and you will be fine. Also, Do/continue doing the right thing:
Greet riders,
Compliment where necessary,
Clean your car.
Chill AC,
And drive smart. Some riders hate it when driver driving like a grandma.
All these do not stop some ogbanje riders to rate you 1star or -1star if possible. But there are 2/10 of them every day.
I think holy water is scarce or finished, would have request for you. Where is Boss Izzou abeg.

Lasuth started charging parking fee of #200. You drive in to drop rider, you pay. But i think is wrong. A state own hospital. And i hope Uber and Bolt will start to include it in earnings.

kanuisagoat:
Are you happy now?

Is this sakamaje?
How?
When?
What?
Who?
You are not only kanuisagoat, you are now kanuisagoatrobot. I am officially executive lazy driver. Weldone boss

Kanoski:
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can you cancel after 5mins of arrival without driving to the PU and not get penelized?

Boss, yes you can, but is not advisable. If 2 or more rider report you, you can get blocked. If riders don't report you, Bolt may not ignore excess of it, because they know you don't arrive. In fact, do not try that on uber app. With Bolt, anything is possible, reason most drivers do this. If the km is not much and you don't want to go on such trip, try and get to pick up, wait 5mnt and cancel. If km is much, try and wait a while for rider to cancel or talk to rider to cancel. If not.... . Avoid excess cherry-pick, bolt have lots of customer, such that you will surely get good trips, even from 1 useless short trips. On Bolt, you can even get trips if you park on 3mb. Best of God bro.

Pearl1910:
Humility at its peak... But u know there is no guarantee she will give u 5star even as she gist u all these.

I think I know that driver

E-hailing is like customer service work. Smile even if u aren't in d mood, remain courteous even when u r being spoken to rudely, apologise even when its not ur fault, ignore insults and apologise again. If u cant tolerate (worship) riders stay away from ehailing.

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Gentlelife50:
But bad car wasn't the only thing he mentioned, like he said how you deal with riders also matter.
In fact that should be the number one thing to take seriously, I have seen guys that uses bad cars that ordinarily they would have been yanked off the platform but how they kept going remains a mystery.
I have a friend that anytime I see him the first question that will pop out of my mouth is how do even cope with riders with this your car? Don't they rate you low or won't they block you?

Approach is the key, in these your cases don't you think you could have done better or handle it better?

Boss, you have said it all. First impression matters. It really worked. Though, it may not work with some ogbanje riders, but at least, it will work with normal riders.

Weightless:
Then switch to uber and have rest of mind, then filter indriver once a while let bolt take a vacation for a month

Boss, Uber won't take half of what bolt allow on their app. He may not last on uber app for a month.

Pearl1910:
Lolz...so u show am ur red eyes, well done. Personally I don't think Indriver riders deserve AC sha, except the trip is worth it. U can't pay peanut and expect premium service. So I put of the AC if its not convenient. If I enter 2hrs traffic like ikorodu side or island-mainland bound traffic am turning off engine, I will not even give u explanation.

Boss, they deserve explanation though. You can tell when you ride and realised that peanut is huge amount. . Is just funny, we drivers have 4 different skin type when on ehailing, such that we can switch like robot. Uber, Bolt, Indriver and Offline skin .... I am sure you will plead with Uber rider when in such situation.