₦airaland Forum

fmcjunior:
this is a sedan not SUV

bro . . .what you see in the picture is an SUV . . .if still in doubt then ask for clarification.

You will be surprised to know that that guy is actually the "live wire" of that vehicle

Buterflyle0:
Lmao this OP is out of touch with reality.

Breaking news. omisore has settled for APC.

Update yaself

I just wonder which network the OP and the person directly below your comment are using

Does the hen not deserve "her" share of the state's maternal health care ?

BruncleZuma:


All this kind half stories sef, where him get the money from to do PPL and CPL we want to know?

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Captain Shaddad stresses the fact at first it always seems like an extremely long and hard road to success but trust him he says, "...with patience you will get to the promised land." ,as he is a walking testimony to this.

Captain Shaddad very importantly, never forgets where he came from and remains grateful to everyone that had an input into his training along the way to where he now finds himself, from his early days as a student pilot at MBSF to the flight deck of a modern jet liner.

He may not have mentioned names but he thanked those who made it happen.

Looking at those pics . . .one can easily guess why he relocated to PH

The one wey go pain me pass na if them steal Nairaland come leave us with no platform to complain !

Oya e fun won legbegbe
Oya e fun won legbegbe
Oya e fun won legbegbe
Fun won je bin shy wo egbegbe (Mr Real, Mr Real).
Oya e fun won legbegbe
Oya e fun won legbegbe
Oya e fun won legbegbe
Fun won je bin shy wo egbegbe (we self, we self)
iPhone 1(legbegbe), iPhone 2(legbegbe), iPhone 3(legbegbe),
iPhone 4(legbegbe), iPhone 5 (legbegbe),
iPhone 6(legbegbe), iPhone 7(o maa lo oo), iPhone 8
Aboki where the naira me wan change em for my dollar
10 billion for my moto, owo to ko dani so ma to.
Awon aboki won tie ja, won ti gbo story me, won kin wo teli ni,
e kin ka paper ni ask about me for
Ikeja them go tell you how I dey get em
Login Instagram na my story full for town . . .

Tolbanks:
The flogging is just too small...

One of them should rape him there too.

MAD MAN!

PurestBoy:
Tinubu has truly held Lagos to ransom. If only Fashola and Ambode are bold enough to expose him for all his fraud.

No be who clean dey expose person wey dirty? Bros . . .all of them dey wine & dine together . . .no saint !

Former Kano State Governor Abiu Musa Kwankwaso has said he and others who dumped the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in 2014, to support President Muhammadu Buhari against then President Goodluck Jonathan, are regretting their action.

Anything just to get to the top !

Please can someone tell me what the man is looking for?

the butt of course . . .even me . . .I'm yet to see it

MicheyJ1:
We all know they can't win in court

like someone said . . .there's always a first time . . .remember someone took Lagos State Govt to court over the monthly sanitation restriction on the last Saturday of every month . . .the rest is history

His Garage is even looking better than his Career

I'll give anything for those "legs" in the 4th picture

rawpadgin:
Doesn't Really matter

I have a T-shirt with the inscription "1982 legend". Does that mean i am living in the past?

No it doesn't . . .but Sule Lamido's inscription says "PDP Convention 2012" and here he is attending PDP Convention in 2017 . . .does that make any sense? Yours can pass because it is for no particular event or purpose known to us here in Nigeria !

Kolababe:
From churning out major nostalgic hits such as 'Abule l'awa' to 'Sa ma gbadun nitire', and 'Everybody are you ready', the duo of Adegbite Adeniran a.k.a ADX and Tomomewo Olakunle a.k.a ICE-K together known as [b]Artquake are about the longest serving music group and guess, what they were devoid of any controversy.

[/b]They've remained together and although having won a couple of awards, it is sad that this group has never gotten the type of recognition they deserved having paved way for many musical groups in Nigeria that can't even weather the storms of the industry like they (Artquake) have.

It is very easy to tell why they have not been recognized all these years or even caught up in any controversy, truth is they didn't blow louder than a hundred naira xmas banger! They have not been around longer than the Plantashun Boiz but today we can still relate with some of the tunes Tuface, Blackface and Faze put together. Even Blackky, Ras Kimono and Orits Wiliki of old will still pull a crowd if invited to any event . . .Artquake music is not your thing . . .move on already !

“I wish to express concern over the pronouncement of the Acting President, Prof Yemi Osinbajo that hate speech will henceforth be treated as terrorism. While I am totally against hate speech and will support any effort to curb it, it is important to caution the federal government on the danger inherent in the blanket categorisation of hate speech as treasonable'.

This Fayose guy needs help . . .why is he talking from both sides of his mouth? Does it mean he cannot criticize the goverment of the day without using words that will provoke other ethnic groups? Must you hate??

swiz123:
Wake me up when it gets to frontpage

hey swiz . . .wake up !

Realali:
Old pictures stop your lie lie

better believe it . . .that street is in Aguda Surulere . . .I'm a witness

Modsenemy:
The cameraman is also in the water . All of dem are silly .

Well I need proof that this is lagos

I hate to do this, but this is Lagos . . .Joel Oguntade street Aguda Surulere . . .I saw it live !

fowosh:
lies...this stale pics.... any flood pics u come across now must b from Lagos abi?

Sadly it is true . . .Joel Oguntade street Aguda Surulere . . .I witnessed it !

What else do you expect from a handle like "buchi_biafra"

Another failed attempt at embarrassing the President by the "most brilliant" man in Ekiti state

YerYer:
Well he's allowed, Santa Claus is not a Christian religious figure, the myth was born out of kindness and love.

In as much as I'm not trying to cause any division here (Christian / Muslim), I think you should read up about Santa Claus, Saint Nicholas, Saint Nick, Father Christmas, Kris Kringle, Santy, or simply Santa . . .the myth as you said was born out of kindness and love carried out predominantly by Christians on Christmas eve .. .not at any other time. Nicholas was bishop of Myra in the early 4th century who stood up to anti-Christian persecution. He was very religious from an early age and devoted his life entirely to Christianity. In continental Europe (more precisely the Netherlands, Belgium, Austria and Germany) he is usually portrayed as a bearded bishop in canonical robes. On the other hand, there is no record of any Muslim cleric playing or acting Santa anywhere in the world. . .but hey like I said earlier . . .no divisions, let us all just enjoy the season!

tolulinks:
450k?

Some people just drop prices for cars for the fun of it . . .from 800k to 450k for a 2008 car. . .maybe you should try this 1998 Hyundai Accent manual transmission that is going for 250k since you have 450k . . .at least you still get to keep 200k change ... see the link below

http://efritin.com/en/ad/hyundai-accent-1998-for-sale-lagos

kindly help with this JTJGF10U820132865

aniyphil:
Sold!

Bros u be correct guy as u no even notice the eediot above u. Him still dey look how dirty the engine dey while u dey smile go bank, this mumu wey just join NL last week

I came across this so I thought I should share

Not every pregnancy is planned. In fact, I’m inclined to believe that so many of us came about by accidental discharge, following the way we behave these days.Even amongst married folks who are licensed to have S ex, we hear horror stories of unplanned pregnancies. No wonder abortion clinics are popping out just about everywhere. People seem not to care about safe Se x or understand the simple meaning of contraception.

Well, I’m not here to educate you on that. You can check your local community health care center for proper information. My job here is to let you in on what happens when someone comes and tells you that they got accidentally pregnant.
I will not blame the female folk today until next time. Guys are going to get the heat for this one.
Here are 8 times men get stupid during S ex and produce an offspring.

1. “I Pull Out Before I Shoot Out’
Didn’t they tell you that your pre-cum has enough sperm from your last self-service session to father a child? Oh okay, you pee in-between sessions. Nice move. But you can’t honestly tell me that there weren’t a few slip-ups in all your pull out encounters. You and I know that the sweetest part is when you offload all your goods in the right warehouse. So stop applauding yourself for staining the sheets. And just a little reminder, someone in the bible days died because of this type of thing.

2. ‘It’s The Woman’s Responsibility To Handle Contraception’
This is how so many clueless men have been lied to. She tells you she’s on the pill or that she’ll pop some after and you believe and go in without protection. This same babe will come back a month later and tell you the pill(s) didn’t work. Dude, never believe any of that nonsense a woman says before Se x. Always have yourself locked and loaded.

3. ‘I Tear Open The Condom Package With My Teeth’
It’s good to get the mouth, and sometimes even the teeth involved during Se x but please, use your fingers to tear open the condom package. Why? To avoid poking a hole into the condom, stupid. The only hole you should be poking should be… never mind. The wise ones understand what I’m talking about.

4. Putting On Or Taking Off The Condom During Se x
Okay, seriously I don’t get this part. You start having Se x then halfway, for whatever reason, you say ‘oops! sorry, I forgot to use a condom’ and then you put one on. Have you heard of pre-cum? Obviously not. Google it. Then for those of you who decide ‘this condom thing is killing my vibe’ and decide to remove it halfway, please go for quality stuff next time or learn how to wear on a condom correctly or just get married and stay faithful mbok.

5. ‘We Had Se x During Her Period’
First of all…eww! Second, don’t deceive yourself. Women have and can get pregnant during their periods. Some medical practitioners will not agree to this but others will. It has been found that some women ovulate when they are menstruating, so next time while dipping into the Red Sea, be sure to use a life jacket. If you go releasing your little swimmers with no protection, one of them is bound to swim upstream and catch something you’re not prepared for.

6. I’ve Had The Condom For Three Years
My dear brother, I know it’s a quality brand product and probably cost you a few hundred naira and you’re saving it for prime V, or just maybe you haven’t been laid in a long time; but it’s no reason for you to leave it in your wallet until it either expires or becomes useless. Use it when it’s still good or throw it away.

7. ‘I Like My Condom Tight’
And so you push your p*n*s all in to fill the condom tip. Bros, unless your p*n*s is shaped exactly like a condom, please desist from tightening things in there. You have to leave that space for the spill. If you don’t, the condom will break. I’m tempted to say it’s not ‘rocket’ science but erm…

8. ‘We Had S ex While Standing’
First of all, buhahahahaha! For real? So, let me understand the logic. You did it while standing and all of the semen spilled to the floor and none was left in her. Hmmm… In physics, following the law of gravity, it makes sense. But not in biology, which may have a law somewhere that states ‘what goes in, stays in’. You should know that the virginal is one place that may not have a door but has a way of keeping things in. Be Warned!
Basically, just don’t be stupid during Sex. Protect yourself and your woman. Use a condom.

Lemon12:
Pls som1 should tell President Buhari that it's almost 10hours since he took over yet we don't have light in my area,shebi he promised us light??even the queue is still here in this filling station and d roads are still bad,what has he been doing in there since he was sworn in.. !

That's all you do . . .