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Travel › Re: Two Airplanes Collide At Lagos Airport by shoprite: 3:08pm On Jul 30, 2020
Collision huh. . . Which part of Social Distancing do they not understand . . .The "Social" or the "Distancing" ? undecided

Crime › Re: Boyfriend Detained As Lover Dies Of Stomach Ache In Lagos by shoprite: 1:57pm On Jul 26, 2020
Sunnymatey:
Why detain him?

He came on his own to report the incident.

Highest would ve been to take his statement and ask him to avail himself whenever he's needed for questioning.
The above scenario only plays out in a system that operates "Clockwise" . . .Naija operates "Anti-Clockwise" ! undecided

Crime › Re: Two Men Burnt To Death In Imo Over Robbery Allegation (Graphic Photos) by shoprite: 10:37am On Jul 24, 2020
Emvico34:
Stealing is bad we all know it. But jungle justice is not good either.
#SAYNOTOJUNGLEJUSTICE
Let's re-phrase . . .Stealing is bad, jungle justice is worse !

. . .to the jungle justice crew . . .

Science/Technology › Re: Crocrodiles In America Came From Africa 11 Million Years Ago (Photos) by shoprite: 10:00am On Jul 24, 2020
No be today . . .even Crocs don dey "ja paa" even before the coming of Jesus Christ !

Sports › Re: Mike Tyson To Face Roy Jones Jr. In September 12 Exhibition Match by shoprite: 12:23am On Jul 24, 2020
Yo, the new Mike Tyson's Roy Jones
Bill Clinton's the new JFK, without the hole in his dome
The new Don Trump is Bill Gates . . .


Nas that year . . .If you know,you know !

Romance › Re: What's The Worst Thing Your Lover Did To You After A Breakup? by shoprite: 12:12am On Jul 24, 2020
. . .and she almost got herself killed setting the car on fire undecided

Politics › Re: Patrick Lumumba Picks Okonjo-iweala Over His Country’s Candidate For WTO Top Job by shoprite: 12:20pm On Jul 22, 2020
SmartyPants:
It's not about anyone's downfall, the point he is making is that it is about the betterment of Africa.

About picking the best person instead of the one you feel connected to.

That's not too hard to understand...is it?
Simple . . .You couldn't have explained it better to that our friend grin
Politics › Re: Akpabio Clashes With House Of Representatives Committee by shoprite: 9:52am On Jul 21, 2020
Kosiso12:
Akpabio: "Most Of The Contracts In NDDC Are Awarded To National Assembly Members" – Sen. Akpabio

Chairman Of The Probe Committee : "Is ok Hon. Minister, Is ok, Is ok, Is ok Hon. Minister, Is ok, Don't talk again, off your mic"
When the chips are down grin grin grin
Politics › Re: COVID-19: LASEPA Seals Farms City, Ajah Quilox Pool, Two Others by shoprite: 9:48am On Jul 21, 2020
phransix2:
When will everything become normal. We want our lives back
Sadly everything is already normal . . .it is called "The New Normal" undecided
Travel › Re: Enugu State Builds Roads To Connect Roads Accross Thick Forests by shoprite: 11:48am On Jul 20, 2020
Nice one ! . . .but he should not forget to install street lights on the long stretch of road "across the thick forest" and also station Police Patrol Vans at select points along the road if not . . .prepare enough space for the gory tales of robbers and kidnappers on that stretch of road that will flood the internet undecided
Family › Re: Are Opposite-sex Friendships Okay In Marriage? by shoprite: 2:27pm On Jul 18, 2020
Avoid it like a plague before you bring stories that touch with another title . . . "Is it a crime that I allowed my wife to have opposite sex friendships?"

Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests UNIPORT Undergraduate, Girlfriend And Mum Over Internet Fraud(pics) by shoprite: 3:43pm On Jul 17, 2020
bolaayenimo:
Wike will soon storm EFCC office to rescue him
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Davido To Wizkid At 30: “You Are A Legend And The Greatest Of All Time” by shoprite: 1:39pm On Jul 17, 2020
DaddyRochie1642:
That's the Same Way Ronaldo Will Tell Messi Exactly What Davido Just Told Wizkid grin grin
Oooooooooh ! Chai !!! grin grin grin

Health › Re: Man Suffers Penile Fracture During Rigorous Sex (Graphic Photos) by shoprite: 10:55am On Jul 16, 2020
Chai . . .see as the man prick just humble for ground undecided

Food › Re: Lady Refuses To Eat Out Of The Assorted Meat She Sells In Okokomaiko, Lagos by shoprite: 12:39am On Jul 16, 2020
eagleonearth:
I smell kpanla fish. That's a very suspicious act. She is likely to lose a sizeable number of customers henceforth.

Meanwhile I need any human right activist in Lagos to attend to the case of this small girl at Lawanson area of Lagos suffering from abuse by her madam. Look at her face with blood patch. When I confronted the woman, she dared me to report her anywhere. I won't rest till this little girl gets justice.
For the sake of that child contact :

Save the Children
nigeria.feedback@savethechildren.org
Tel: +234 813 353 2186, +234 703 189 3125

OR

Child Rights Awareness Creation Organization

Address: 12 Adegbola Street, Off Awolowo Way, Anifowose, Ikeja, Lagos, Nigeria.

Phone: +234-806-7663025

Mobile: +234-8028468268

Email: info@cracong.org
Politics › Re: Tolulope Arotile, Nigeria’s First Female Combat Helicopter Pilot, Dies At 23 by shoprite: 12:16pm On Jul 15, 2020
Which kind life? angry . . . She didn't die as a result of air crash . . .cut short in her prime in a road crash @23 . . .just after seeing the light at the end of the tunnel . . .hmmm Ok ooo !

Crime › Re: Gal Pissetzky: Hushpuppi Is Into Real Estate, Not A Fraudster – Lawyer by shoprite: 2:40am On Jul 10, 2020
softset:
You will be shocked.... with a good attorney, he will be out .

USA legal system is funny, the lawyer can make a lot of claims, it now rests on the prosecution to prove otherwise, if they cant, they boy will be off the hook .

Simply hacking into his phone is not sufficient evidence, they would find lots of loop holes.

If murderers can be let off the hook by very good and experienced attorneys, trust me this guy will only get a slap on the wrist.
Hmmm . . .the O J Simpson case comes to mind cool
Celebrities › Re: Naira Marley Wants To Give This Elderly Man 1 Million Naira For Performing Mafo by shoprite: 10:54am On Jul 08, 2020
I even come feel the man swag pass Naira Marley grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Boss Mustapha: If It Means To Lock Down Again, We Will Not Shy Away by shoprite: 10:36am On Jul 08, 2020
This man e be like say na him name dey decieve am . . .Boss ! undecided
Health › Re: Indian Man Buys N1.5M Gold Face-Mask To Save Him From Coronavirus (Photos) by shoprite: 10:28am On Jul 08, 2020
. . .beyond the $4,000 usd Gold mask, just a few meters away . . .I see a lot of Yellow Tricycles (Keke) on the background undecided
Travel › Re: Aero Contractors: Passenger Who Sneezes Onboard Will Be Treated As COVID-19 Case by shoprite: 10:06am On Jul 03, 2020
Any passenger who sneezes onboard will be treated as COVID-19 case, says Aero contractor boss
Someone cannot sneeze in peace again . . .na to tell Pilot make he park say u want go down go sneeze grin
Politics › Re: Whistleblower: FG Pays For Funds Recovered Not Mere Exposure ― Malami's Aide by shoprite: 4:25pm On Jun 29, 2020
“The Office of the Attorney-General of the Federation and Minister of Justice wants to make it categorically clear that one does not get payment on account of exposing looted assets, but on successful recovery and lodgment of same into the designated assets recovery account at the Central Bank of Nigeria’’.
So, the whistle blower is now expected to also help in the recovery process after playing the "Hound Dog" role . . .bravo Malami . . .bravo!!!
Politics › Re: Obaseki: I Will Make My Next Move After Meeting With President Buhari by shoprite: 12:04am On Jun 15, 2020
Obaseki: I Will Make My Next Move After Meeting With President Buhari

. . .like DMX said . . ."My next move is crucial, what do I do? How do I keep it real with Shorty in my crew . . .Didn't wanna kill him, so instead of puttin the Mac on him . . .I did the only thing I could do, turn my back on him . . .Obaseki "Here we go again" ! cool
Crime › Re: 18-Year-Old Girl Raped By Lagos Dispatcher, Police Mock Her, Father Disowns Her by shoprite: 7:43am On Jun 06, 2020
. . .hmmm. . .and the Police women go get daughters o . . .where is this "dispatch guy" when u need him ?
Autos › Re: Clean Registered 2004 Lexus RX330 N2.1m Negotiable . . .SOLD ! by shoprite(op): 1:30pm On Jun 04, 2020
mustykay:
1.8m
Call or WhatsApp let's reach a compromise
Autos › Re: Clean Registered 2004 Lexus RX330 N2.1m Negotiable . . .SOLD ! by shoprite(op): 7:24pm On Jun 01, 2020
wink
Crime › Wife Of Officer Charged With Murder Of George Floyd Announces Divorce by shoprite(op): 4:39pm On May 30, 2020
Wife of officer charged with murder of George Floyd announces she's divorcing him

Kellie Chauvin, the wife of former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin, said she is filing for divorce after 10 years of marriage.

In a statement issued by her attorney, Kellie Chauvin said she is devastated by the killing of 46-year-old George Floyd, who died earlier this week while in police custody.

Kellie Chauvin's attorney said she filed for divorce as a result of this week's incident.


Source: https://www.yahoo.com/news/wife-officer-charged-murder-george-042245850.html

Crime › Re: Man Butchers His Twin Brother In Imo During Fight Over A Girlfriend (Graphic Pix by shoprite: 9:50am On May 29, 2020
Peter and Paul again ?? undecided

Autos › Re: Clean Registered 2004 Lexus RX330 N2.1m Negotiable . . .SOLD ! by shoprite(op): 12:34am On May 29, 2020
cool
Politics › Re: Lockdown In Ogun Now On Saturdays And Sundays Only - Governor Abiodun by shoprite: 11:32pm On May 28, 2020
grin grin grin . . .how long more do we have to put up with these confused leaders??

Autos › Re: Clean Registered 2004 Lexus RX330 N2.1m Negotiable . . .SOLD ! by shoprite(op): 4:20pm On May 27, 2020
smiley
Celebrities › Re: Isabella Idibia Taller Than Her Mother, Annie At 11 Years by shoprite: 3:05pm On May 27, 2020
KELVINXY:
hmmm....tuface. cool


i dont even know why i am laughing grin cheesy grin
I think I do grin . . .but she's just eleven o ! grin grin grin

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