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TV/MoviesRe: K.Brule: Nude Photo Of BBNaija Housemate Recording Music In Throwback Photo by Shortyy(f): 11:56am On Jan 30, 2018
He looks like Jamal in empire. Hot stuff
Jokes EtcRe: What Was The Wife Telling Her Hubby? by Shortyy(op): 11:54am On Jan 30, 2018
Warship:
I will like to chat with you outside this forum.

Will you feel comfortable about that.?

If possible, check your mail.

If not, let me know and forfeit the plan.
I've replied your mail.
CareerRe: Ashley Nicole Wheeler, The Prettiest, Sexiest Black Soldier In The World by Shortyy(f): 6:46pm On Jan 29, 2018
cbrass:
Is that you in the dp kiss
My double
CareerRe: Ashley Nicole Wheeler, The Prettiest, Sexiest Black Soldier In The World by Shortyy(f): 10:15am On Jan 27, 2018
She's so pretty kiss
RomanceRe: Buy Her A Condom Too. by Shortyy(op): 10:14am On Jan 27, 2018
IamLEGEND1:
The irony in that first sentence! cheesy
and I don't need to be a man to possess the entry-level amount of sense required to know a sensationalist thread when I see one. But why would you know that? your life, it seems, is only of any value when measured against a man's.
Bla bla bla. Answer my question when you've grown a dick.
RomanceRe: Buy Her A Condom Too. by Shortyy(op): 9:36am On Jan 27, 2018
IamLEGEND1:
Well, you can't just pull imaginary events out your ass and expect us to take you at your word. Trying to appeal to the warped sensibilities of our resident feminists and their ass-worshipping cronies. We see right through you, bruh. we demand proof or GTFO....
Stop trying too hard "bruh". And besides you're not a man, let the men explain. Like I said, smell away.
RomanceRe: Buy Her A Condom Too. by Shortyy(op): 9:17am On Jan 27, 2018
IamLEGEND1:
Pictures showing people advising you or someone you know to buy their husband a condom_or STFU!
Mr sex doll, smell away.
RomanceBuy Her A Condom Too. by Shortyy(op): 9:06am On Jan 27, 2018
Hello nairalanders, I know y'all will say "this girl don come again" but this is serious business.

Whenever men are caught cheating, you'll hear excuses like "it's normal, cheating is in their blood, gene, nature, bla bla bla.." and the advice they'll give to the wife is to get him a condom to continue his cheating.

So my people, if a man can be given a condom to go on a cheating spree? Why can't the woman too?
Jokes EtcRe: What Was The Wife Telling Her Hubby? by Shortyy(op): 8:16am On Jan 27, 2018
Warship:
Nne where are you based.?

Would like to get to know you.?

Will it be possible.?
I'm based in Owerri
RomanceRe: How Do I Break Up With Her by Shortyy(f): 7:58am On Jan 26, 2018
Tunbolity:
Whenever she complains of going too fast, I make it slowly but yet no movement from her, she would just lie like a corpse and stair at me
Not just inserting your third leg inside her honeypot. Do you arouse her before doing the do. Do you turn her on? As in make her be in the mood. pre-intimacy matters a lot.
You have to understand that.
PoliticsRe: Senate Plans To Reschedule Presidential, NASS, Guber Elections by Shortyy(f): 7:52am On Jan 26, 2018
They've started the rigging process already. But Buhari must go. Rig or no rig, he's leaving.
RomanceRe: How Do I Break Up With Her by Shortyy(f): 7:39am On Jan 26, 2018
Maybe you're not doing it the right way.
RomanceRe: Lady Warns Yahoo Boys: "Come With Your Work ID Before Asking Me Out" by Shortyy(f): 6:31am On Jan 26, 2018
NoBetterNigeria:
Tell us more cheesy
See she just came back from lag last week for her clearance. On Wednesday she was coming back from school, so some people where asking her for directions, as a newbie na wey no know what's up, she just dey there dey answer them. She come lose consciousness, dem carry am oo.. to another village. A far village o. Heh no be small matter o
RomanceRe: Lady Warns Yahoo Boys: "Come With Your Work ID Before Asking Me Out" by Shortyy(f): 6:27am On Jan 26, 2018
LordBuchi:
Make una continue with runs...lazy girls!
Na your sisters dey do runs. Anu ofia
RomanceRe: Lady Warns Yahoo Boys: "Come With Your Work ID Before Asking Me Out" by Shortyy(f): 6:26am On Jan 26, 2018
Welcomme:
If that your friend doesn't stop that olosho business, she will definitely be used one day. If you are also into the same line of business, it is better you stop.
The way you people seek attention on this app is soooo cheap. What made you think she's an olosho? You don't know the details of what happened and you just concluded she's an olosho. Please get off my mention with your stvpidity. Old man behaving like a child.
BusinessRe: Tetlow Plaza In Owerri On Fire, Goods And Properties Destroyed. by Shortyy(f): 9:38pm On Jan 25, 2018
OMG.
RomanceRe: Lady Warns Yahoo Boys: "Come With Your Work ID Before Asking Me Out" by Shortyy(f):
Lol. My dear na so e be o grin these guys ain't smiling these days. They almost killed my friend yesterday. But God pass them.

For those quoting me and posting gibberish, it wasn't yahoo boys that wanted to kill her, it was one chance people.
You people won't know the details you'll just jump into conclusion.
RomanceRe: 6 Ways To Get A Decent Mature Lady by Shortyy(f): 8:36pm On Jan 25, 2018
Nice one
RomanceRe: Man And His Sex Doll Smoking Marijuana (Photos) by Shortyy(f): 8:33pm On Jan 25, 2018
Creepy creepy creepy
RomanceRe: giving out 12k each to first 3commenters by Shortyy(f): 8:30pm On Jan 25, 2018
DrinkLimca:
Ladies are only scarce to guys that ass lick and seek cheap likes and attention on naira land...

Real beautiful and intelligent ladies avoids attention seeking guys like deadrat and Martin0 that have distinction in ass licking..

Guys that mind their business on nairaland, drop comments when necessary and they do post reasonable comments..

Such guys will counter you, because in the open, guys are much, but in their pms, ladies are much.
Hahaha. All your comments are always on point.
RomanceRe: A Sex Doll Has Joined Instagram And She Has Followers by Shortyy(f): 8:24pm On Jan 25, 2018
This is so creepy
RomanceRe: Where Is The Best Place To Meet Independent And Hardworking Women. by Shortyy(f): 8:22pm On Jan 25, 2018
LOL
PoliticsRe: President Muhammadu Buhari Leaves For Addis Ababa Tomorrow by Shortyy(f): 5:09pm On Jan 25, 2018
What else can he do apart from traveling upandan.
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic Pictured With Mother Of Ben Bruce by Shortyy(f): 2:41pm On Jan 25, 2018
Threebear:
Why such a beautiful woman has failed to get married is beyond me.
What's the need of all that success if you have absolutely no one to share it with, at least adopt a kid.
Anyway her life her choice.
SMH
RomanceRe: Kaha, Singer: I Met My Wife On Facebook After She Responded To My DM (Photo) by Shortyy(f): 12:48pm On Jan 25, 2018
AntiBrutus:
By not stereotyping. Rather they judge each lady by her individuality, while carefully observing her. Guys like this have no time to hang her leg on the burglary proof and be telling her, "the man that will marry you will enjoy oh". They know what they want and go for it. Not forgetting that, you're what you attract.

The ladies singing all men are scum. Na you go be scum last last.
They sure look good together. Any other question?
Lol. Nice
RomanceRe: 14 Behavioural Changes In Ladies As They Advance In Age (Pictures) by Shortyy(f): 11:17am On Jan 25, 2018
AjiAmu:
And you're as fake as your blonde hair, so i'l pass too
OK fan wink
PoliticsRe: "Buhari Has Not Disappointed Me" – Obasanjo Said 4 Months Ago On CNN by Shortyy(f): 8:41pm On Jan 24, 2018
taurusmena1:
I will not be surprise to discover you are below 40yrs of age.bottom line is you are a youth who can hardly think for himself.what's the difference between 4months ago,2yrs down the drain and the present?when will most of us wake up to the glaring truth that OBJ and his likes where spoon fed and offered everything on a platter of gold and by so doing,they are spoiled rotten and have nothing to offer this nation but to continue looting our collective national cake.he is in no position to tell us who to lead this nation. If we can't contest,we should at least not vote "MEDIOCRES" or clap for them when they spew the obvious from their mouths
Wetin this wan dey yan?
PoliticsRe: "Buhari Has Not Disappointed Me" – Obasanjo Said 4 Months Ago On CNN by Shortyy(f): 4:42pm On Jan 24, 2018
This was 4 months ago
With all the things going on in this country recently, even a blind, deaf and dumb will be disappointed.
CelebritiesRe: 'The Only Exercise I Do Is Sex' - Don Jazzy (Video) by Shortyy(f): 4:17pm On Jan 24, 2018
But is Iyanya still up to something?
CelebritiesRe: Lorraine Lionheart: I Like People Who DM & Say, “You Have A Big Ass” (Pics) by Shortyy(f): 2:37pm On Jan 24, 2018
Another thread for em sexists to masturbate on.

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