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TravelRe: Chinese Girl Rides Bicycle From Morocco To Lagos, Recounts Ordeals by Shroud: 7:32pm On Feb 26, 2018
Nice feat. But China is still among the top 5 poorest countries in the world so I don't know why this chinko is saying she met so many poor African children when 1 in 10 Chinese is poor?
CrimeRe: 14-Year-Old Girl Arrested For Selling Marijuana In School In South Africa by Shroud: 5:45pm On Feb 26, 2018
Jayceon:
I'm done with you my SA economic punching bag. you can now take the KOs and Ls I've handed you for dinner

but in the meantime I will leave you to ramble by yourself wink
Hahahahaha. He takes a bow so soon. I know you couldn't spring punches harder than your father could ever make your mother cum.

Bloody economic slave. 45 million black south Africans with one billionaire. ( Patrice Mutsepe)

But 4.5 million white south Africans have over 6 billionaires.

You should be burnt alive and your family name blacklisted from history. You're a disgrace and a bastard for vying with someone like me who is directly responsible for your legitimacy.

Your debt to the rest of Africa and especially Nigeria is incalculable.

Your children and their children will owe us a favour to forever mark you as our freed slaves.

Son of a deadbeat butler!
CrimeRe: 14-Year-Old Girl Arrested For Selling Marijuana In School In South Africa by Shroud: 5:39pm On Feb 26, 2018
In the land of make-believe Zulus wail
Disillusionment cruelly raised the veil
Dried bones of defeat hung in barrow
Oh Soweto '76 separated heroes hollow


Show us how it ended, it's alright
When the Boers bloodied your night
Let's relive the horrors of yestereve
Bantu & Xhosa vanished on Dutch sleave


Would Jesus scale where mandiba failed?
Jayceon's blood digitally spilled on NL scale
The last son of Zulu Shaka the shattered
Limping in cyberspace in a dying flutter

CrimeRe: 14-Year-Old Girl Arrested For Selling Marijuana In School In South Africa by Shroud: 5:32pm On Feb 26, 2018
Jayceon's brain is as slow as Magot trying to crawl out of a discarded can of rotten milk.

The inbred bîtxh is still working up some punchlines.

Animal
CrimeRe: 14-Year-Old Girl Arrested For Selling Marijuana In School In South Africa by Shroud: 5:29pm On Feb 26, 2018
Alright two Zulus on the viewers column.. I would love nothing but to sodomize both of you slip of humanity.
CrimeRe: 14-Year-Old Girl Arrested For Selling Marijuana In School In South Africa by Shroud: 5:28pm On Feb 26, 2018
Jayceon:
He is forcing a laughter grin can you refute any of the things I said? I think not .I AM YOUR TRUE NIGHTMARE and will continue to be that

lol SA will always be the best country in Africa,ever wordered why every African's dream is to be granted a South African visa? well that's because have better living standard than the entire Africa combined


you call me a slave? grin how market for arab men na? how does it feel like to be auctioned into slaving 2018?


BTW has the "most experienced army" found the recently kidnapped schoolgirls?
Hahahaha, Jayceon murdered on a cold Monday afternoon and he's resorting to memes!

Those memes must be reminiscent of your mother's facial expressions when she was forced to take long dicks for economic survival even before her labour stitches could heal.

Blame it on your runaway dad. Zulus don't take responsibility

From blaming Boers, whites and Africans for thier failures but never blaming themselves.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Has A Bigger Butt After Surgery (Photo) by Shroud: 5:20pm On Feb 26, 2018
Bleached up with a fake smile. That yansh is just a dead pile of flesh hewn together into older flesh. Stinking.
CrimeRe: 14-Year-Old Girl Arrested For Selling Marijuana In School In South Africa by Shroud: 5:16pm On Feb 26, 2018
Jayceon, the lost sheep, common, hit me grin. This time try harder than your father has ever fúcked your whoring mother. grin grin grin
CrimeRe: 14-Year-Old Girl Arrested For Selling Marijuana In School In South Africa by Shroud: 5:05pm On Feb 26, 2018
Jayceon the AIDSy xenophobic musing Zulu will hide all day as a guest on a Nigerian forum plotting his vengeance for his sister a Nigerian drug fiend has turned into numb junkie and crack courier.

You will die prematurely trying to text my mantle.

I will leave you colder than your father's stiff worthless corpse!
CrimeRe: 14-Year-Old Girl Arrested For Selling Marijuana In School In South Africa by Shroud:
Jayceon:
Downplaying Facts that are engraved on a granite stone as "yadi yadi" will not help your case wink NEVER,you know it,I know it,Nigeria as a country has fallen into a bottomless pit of hell fire haha


A condom truly would have brought justice to humanity if it was allowed to carry out its purpose the night your parents decided to jump on that bed to produce an oxygen thieve like you kiss

what would you know about winning wars when you can't even combat hunger in Nigeria,a country that import stupid things like toothpicks should not even talk about wars


How can a cyberspace be stalked? quit the silly tired jabs man,they sound like "your mama" jokes we used to crack at primary school level lol. I'm breaking down facts here and you busy exposing your single digit IQ

Botha this,Botha that.Zulu this,Zulu that..what?

take a deep nap and come back afresh,you need a break
Lolz, what a pathetic comeback!!! The AIDSy Zulu couldn't keep his penmanship up any longer than his father could keep his bantam penís.

People who birthed you should be found guilty of bestiality and stripped off thier reproductive rights.

I see you keep yapping about comdoms.. Omo, don't you think of anything new? Let me help you:

You're the sperm your mother should have guided into her rectum or allow your father deposit on her wrinkled laps to spare the ANC another wasted welfare cheque.

Just 20 years ago south Africa was the rainbow nation, the proof that the black man isn't so far away form the world.

But these Zulus needed just two decades to turn south Africa into another Burundi..all in 20 years from number 1 economy in Africa to number 3. And the slide to a 3rd world shithole isn't stopping any sooner.

You are built for slavery, boy, every one carrying any semblance or replica of your DNA isn't equipped to conquer. If you doubt me, ask yourself why your pathetic aimless father died a slave without ever voting once in his life.

Why 45 million zulus are still slaves in there mother land till 2018.

I spit on you..if your father's corpse isn't lying under the mansion of the white man's empire, I would unearth him and give his corpse a postmortem flogging for being a Zulu lackey


The fool should know he lost the right to an erection when he was nothing but a disposable slave in his father's land.

Now type me some more let me relive Soweto 76 for you.

Inebriated idiot.
CrimeRe: 14-Year-Old Girl Arrested For Selling Marijuana In School In South Africa by Shroud:
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Jayceon:
You pointed out what you perceive to be clichés in my post and then went on to type a ten-paragraph-long repeated jabs that never made sense...that right there is a clear indication of how intellectually limited your grey matter is (that's if you not walking around with an empty skull)


You see how generator fumes have covered most part of your brain with a black smog grin ,so the reason you think marijuana is a drug is because it's illegal in most countries? do you know that weed is illegal in MANY countries? do they then refer to it as a drug?...only your parents will suffer the consequences of their reckless behaviour,they should have used a condom that night,just look at the trail of stupidity you left on Nairaland pages.

lol Zulus continue to haunt your existence even though you have never seen one in your jungle? imagine if they paid you a visit and asked you to project this bravery you showing on Nairaland,I'm sure you'd piss your pants at the mere thought of meeting one in real life

SA was never a first world country,we know comparing to your cesspit it looks like Dubai but first world? nah wink


More like why South Africa isn't another Nigeria? that's how it should read,remember that your jungle is now a classic case study of what backwardness and failure truly looks like.the Congo you made reference to is leading you by 1000 miles,are you not the only country on the continent struggling with the following?...

*basic healthcare
*Electricity
*Running water
*infrastructure
*food
*roads
*sewage systems
*security
*.....the list goes on and on like the wheels on a bus going round and round grin

So now you are trying to blame draught on black SAns? we are also responsible for nature?


sulphuric properties what? grin this weight of smelly manure upon Earth’s surface is trying to give an impression that it is intelligent grin grin grin Lol an attempt at poetry failed now he trying his luck on becoming an e-biologist and chemist grin jeezus

when will you say something new? do you really expect me to keep replying to old copy and pastes?


You call yourself a Zulu killerhuh you don't have what it takes to go toe to toe with one..TRUST ME
[/s] another long yadi yadi narrative from this guther inbred.

Dodging your obituary notice isn't going to make you live longer than I am willing to spare you, Mr. If-your-father-had-used-a-condom grin

What a trite unimprovising pinhead this idiot is.. trying hard to pass out as a pen man?

No zulu has ever fought and won a war in living memory and I'm going to show you why your father never honoured his marital vows even when he knows your mother was pregnant with you.

The only reason you stalk a Nigeria forum all through your waking moment is because a Nigerian student stretched your mother's vagina out of alignment and sent her limping and bent like a question mark (?) back to your father. The unmotivated failure.

My disses are fresher than your mother's panties.

The world wondered by President Botha didn't regulate Zulu population by restricting their mating to be purely anal so Africa would never have to sacrifice her resources so much to free a population who never evolved passed those mountain chacma-baboons in Zulu natal!

45 million zulus still waiting for Christ to hand them economic power from 4.5 million whites after Mandela failed.

Mandela's death was in vein as Zulus are forever irredeemable.

If I were you, I wouldn't banter with someone like me who knew your father died an outcast in his own country as recently as the 21st century without ever voting!

What you need is a manilla rope and an oak tree--the item for suicide and spare your forebears what your dumb daddy didn't have the brains to spare you--- eternal enslavement!
CrimeRe: 14-Year-Old Girl Arrested For Selling Marijuana In School In South Africa by Shroud:
Jayceon:
The monkey is hopping from tree to tree like a true slave of the Arabs,only if the toothless dunderhead you call a father used a condom that particular night we would not be dealing with your stupidity grin Nigga marijuana is a fu*cking herb just like weed is.log off nairaland and read something informative you möron!


See how sluggish your mucus brain is undecided ,the police uniform posted by the op is not South African,those people don't even look South African,Your stupidity is legendary I swear.it's 2018 and you still think that every black man from SA is Zulu...you should just tell members of that tribe how much you admire them,ain't no shame in it.

jeeez shocked marijuana a drughuh your stupidity has rendered me speechless.speaking of slaves,I was watching on CNN that now the Libyans come and get the apple from the tree grin they come to naija to pick their slaves while they are still fresh


Acting posh? what does that even mean? man you are S.T.U.P.I.D and it's not even funny.I will always flog your monkey aśs black and blue where ever I catch you eeking and ooking

If your father had used a condom...
: hasn't this cliche been used and abused enough since the past decade? huh embarassed

The only thing lower than your mother is a homeless female Street dog in heat.

If you're defending marijuana isn't a drug, after being presented with proof, something that's illegal in most countries, then it is probable to assume you mother smoked much of it during your conception to make your retardation a cyber threat. grin

Zulus are the textbook example of modern slavery made to look normal.

Prior to 1994 south Africa was the only 1st world country on the African continent.

However when democracy was attained and Zulus were handed over the reins of leadership, the country slid into a 3rd world cesspool.

Water shortages, electricity shortages, crumbling roads, extreme violence , rape, murder, arson, robberies and drugs.

This is just proof that zulus have a mutated, inferior DNA that can't sustain a modern country even when handed one that was complete and working.

Evolution designed your parents and thier parents down to the last bloodlines of half-nakéd spear-wielding, tree-hoping un-evolved species for jungle dexterity, and never for modern cohabitation.

The only reason south Africa isn't another Congo or Burundi is the 4.5 million Britons and Dutch who still remain there to fasten your economic shackles while hoodwinking you with a false sense of political independence.

Julius Malema was right, as Nelson Mandela famously quoted; "we can't govern South Africa". That's why he officially asked for help from Nigeria.

Now if you doubt your mother still carry 80% bonobo-monkey DNA, find that dirty piece of rag she uses as sanitary pad and strick a match close to it, yeah, you'll see how inflammable it is.

That's due to sulphuric properties accumulated in her from years of indiscriminate cohabitation with true humans. grin

Your daddy was no better than an absentee sperm donor too drunk to keep count of where he deposits his inferior sperm and your mother was just a sewer drain, a recipient of random sperm from habitual drunks rendered generous by the promise of her cheap love.

You're just another notch in the belt of humanity, a complete offshoot of a malfunctioning biological activity.

And if you provoke the godcomplex in me, I'm going to embark on a time travel mission with one mandate....

DESTINATION: TO FORCE-FEED YOUR JUNKIE MOTHER WITH ABORTION PILLS TO FLUSH THAT ABOMINABLE SLIP OF JAYCEON CALLED A FOETUS INTO A COMMUNAL TOILET PIT IN MPUMALANGA!

Son of a demented twaart.

Now you can call me the zulu killer grin
CrimeRe: 14-Year-Old Girl Arrested For Selling Marijuana In School In South Africa by Shroud: 8:16am On Feb 26, 2018
Jayceon:
I always knew that your brain cells have depleted long time ago but today you have outdone yourself.


This is what SAPS uniform looks like

btw marijuana and drugs are two different things
you say marijuana and drugs are two different things? www.nairaland.com/attachments/6750014_2018022608_15_00_jpeg2e30c6b2e816423da4fd3d9b94396b2d

Apart from making embarrassing uncorrelated assertions, you never even attempted to brush the point I raised but you went ahead yapping and blabbing like a fringe lunatic.

Who was talking about uniforms or SAPS? These Zulu can't even stay off cheap crack for 5 minutes.

To even think a grown man like you doesn't know marijuana is a cannabis, a drug...no wonder you people are the longest sodomized slaves to humanity.

Mother nature bequeathed common sense in drops to you people.

Now stop trying to act posh on Nairaland comment feed when we know you're just a sewer rat the ANC is vigorously persuading through initiatives to complete his education.
PoliticsRe: Dapchi Girls: Air Force Jets Searching For Missing Students (Photos) by Shroud: 10:10pm On Feb 25, 2018
What about the drones? Or is it just for 2019 campaign?

APC the devil's own party.
PoliticsRe: FG Confirms The Missing Of 110 Dapchi Girls, 7 Days After Boko Haram Attack by Shroud: 9:19pm On Feb 25, 2018
We thought this moronic army announced the defeat of the sect some time last month?

And what about that political drone touted as the first made in Nigeria drone, aren't these idiots going to deploy it for true service?
CelebritiesRe: Biodun Okeowo Curses A Fan Who Slammed Her For "Not Taking Care Of Her Mother" by Shroud: 9:13pm On Feb 25, 2018
As classless as the size of her butt!
CelebritiesRe: Ice Prince Visits Hospitalized Soldiers In Maiduguri (Photos) by Shroud: 7:05pm On Feb 25, 2018
All these empathy for the monsters in uniform? I'm not buying any act of heroism sold by any Nigerian celebrity unbehalf of the bloodsucking Nigeria army.

The vast majority got into the job as the last means of survival, never to defend the defenseless and helpless.
FamilyRe: Edo Man Uses Juju To Search For N2K His Wife Stole From His Pocket.(Screenshots) by Shroud: 6:10pm On Feb 25, 2018
The hubby has DNA for abuse. Wife should go take a long holiday in her parents'house to clear the air.
CelebritiesRe: Favour Philip: Meet Model Who Rejected A Married Man’s Car Gift In Port Harcourt by Shroud: 6:01pm On Feb 25, 2018
Only 30% of things reported on the internet is true. The rest are fiction, lies and idiocy.

For a woman who makes a living by exposing her body to be rated and evaluated by men, either married or unmarried... and to claim to have refused a car gift from a man is just media sensationalism for traffic and publicity.

99.9.9 % of models are hoes.
CrimeRe: 14-Year-Old Girl Arrested For Selling Marijuana In School In South Africa by Shroud: 3:28pm On Feb 25, 2018
And they are always quick to blame Nigerians on drugs in south Africa when in truth, south Africa is a drug cesspit with disillusioned youths having to face the reality of post apathied South Africa.
FamilyRe: Lady Confess How She Put Poison On Nipple To Kill Her Cheating Husband by Shroud: 1:41pm On Feb 25, 2018
Fiction!
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Horrifying Stories Of People Killed By Snakes by Shroud: 1:37pm On Feb 25, 2018
Why do I have this feeling that like mosquito bites, white people have very little immunity to snake bites.

30 minutes for death after a vernomous bite?

Never been beaten by a snake, but have over 3 friends who have and they survived long hours before using native concoction treatment.
CrimeRe: Soldier Assaults Electric Official While Carrying Out His Duty In Kaduna. Photos by Shroud: 4:40pm On Feb 24, 2018
ChangeIsCostant:
The Kaduna Electric has accused a soldier of brutalizing and assaulting a staff in the cause of carrying out his legitimate duty. According to reports, the military personnel allegedly assaulted the staff - leaving him with injuries in Wurno Road in Kaduna state.

Officials of the Kaduna Electric are set to petition the relevant authorities and pursue this to its conclusion in order to ensure justice to their colleague...

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/soldier-allegedly-assaults-electric-official-carrying-duty-photos.html
The same electric distribution authorities also seek the services of the military in brutalising their clients when they have disputes.

I say karma is a swift bitch.
PoliticsRe: Full Text Of Tinubu's Letter To Buhari About Oyegun/APC Crisis Emerges by Shroud: 1:04pm On Feb 24, 2018
Tinubu's letter to Buhari or tinubu's letter to Oyegun copied to Buhari, Osinbanjo and Senate President. Wrong caption.
EducationRe: Student Beaten Mercilessly By His Teacher For Leaving His Hair Bushy. Photos by Shroud: 5:07pm On Feb 22, 2018
Jayson1:
Sometimes, I don't blame the teachers because some students are more stubborn than the devil herself... And I believe that the teacher must have given him some serious warning before designing his back with a special Ghana horse whip.


Just look at the full grown idiot leaving his hair bushy.


Nice one from the teacher, atleast, other stubborn students will learn from this.
what happened to asking him out of his class or inviting his parents?
EventsRe: Igbo Man And Oyinbo Lady's Traditional Wedding Photos by Shroud: 4:53pm On Feb 22, 2018
A white woman with ass. Beautiful.
CrimeRe: 15 Year Old Secondary School Girl Frog Jump To Death By Army by Shroud: 12:40pm On Feb 22, 2018
Nigeria is such a backward country with un-evolved uniform men who a sadist and frustrated rejects.

2018 and still givijf corporal punishment to students!!!!

What's an army man doing in secondary school even if it's an army school when they aren't teachers?

The worst of Nigerians are those who usually find themselves in police and military.
CrimeRe: Man Attacks His Wife With Machete In Delta. Kills Himself (Graphic Photos) by Shroud: 9:35pm On Feb 21, 2018
Suicide by matchet? Suspicious!
PoliticsRe: Court Gives Abaribe, Others Feb 28 To Account For Kanu’s Whereabouts by Shroud: 4:06pm On Feb 21, 2018
Buhari's Judge just haven't got the legal balls to ask brutai to produce the IPOB demagogue.

His home invasion by the girls in Nigeria army was a national issue well documented in the media.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Tobi Calls Nina 'Left Over Food' - Nigerians React by Shroud: 1:53pm On Feb 21, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


A leftover food isn't so bad.
Afterall, it can still be eaten.

It's just ironical that it's coming from a regurgitated vomit food like Tobi.

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